Song | 乌盆记-鬼怨(一) |
Artist | 谭富英 |
Album | 京剧大师谭富英经典唱段 |
Download | Image LRC TXT |
[00:01] | 张别古【内白】啊哈~ |
[00:06] | 【数板】老迈无财 |
[00:15] | 老迈无财,无子实难捱 |
[00:20] | 妻丧早,苦难捱 |
[00:23] | 直落得奔忙劳碌卖草鞋、卖草鞋~ |
[00:38] | 【念】人老毛腰把棍拄 |
[00:41] | 树老焦梢叶儿苦 |
[00:45] | 茄子老了不好煮 |
[00:49] | 倭瓜老了赛白薯 |
[00:52] | 老汉今年七十五 |
[00:55] | 我的名字叫张别古 |
[01:00] | 【白】小老儿张别古,自幼卖草鞋为生 |
[01:06] | 这两天大雨淋门,也没出去做买卖去 |
[01:13] | 又差着跑肚拉稀,眼看着就要挨饿了 |
[01:19] | 一点辙也没有,这可怎么办呢这个 |
[01:24] | 诶,我想起来了,东大洼开盆窑的赵大短我两双草鞋钱 |
[01:33] | 有嘞!我不免找找他去 |
[01:37] | 没法子,地窄馊邻 |
[01:41] | 哎呀,我带上点门,我再扣上点 |
[01:48] | 不放心我还得锁上点 |
[01:51] | 这还得嘱咐嘱咐 |
[01:54] | 门啊门啊,好好看着我的屋子 |
[02:00] | 老了老了,再也不能小了 |
[02:08] | 若要小了,那就费了事了 |
[02:15] | 到了,不对啊 |
[02:17] | 赵大住着两间茅草房怎么改了高楼大瓦房了 |
[02:24] | 搬家了?别忙别忙, |
[02:26] | 这有堂号,我得瞧瞧 |
[02:30] | 损徳堂赵,不错,是这儿 |
[02:34] | 赵大呀赵大诶~ |
[02:36] | 赵大【白】啊哈~ |
[02:43] | 人不得外财不富,马不喂夜料不肥 |
[02:47] | 张别古【白】赵大哎 |
[02:48] | 赵大【白】谁这么赵大赵大的呀? |
[02:50] | 张别古【白】是我 |
[02:51] | 赵大【白】哟呵?原来是老小子 |
[02:55] | 张别古【白】怎么改了老小子了 |
[02:57] | 赵大【白】个儿里就这么论的 |
[02:58] | 你找大爷干什么来啦? |
[03:00] | 张别古【白】找您有两句话说 |
[03:02] | 赵大【白】有话就在这露天地说?风大闪了大爷的舌头! |
[03:08] | 张别古【白】那也不好贴膏药啊 |
[03:10] | 那么哪说去啊? |
[03:11] | 赵大【白】跟我到待客厅 |
[03:13] | 张别古【白】您都有了待客厅啦? |
[03:15] | 赵大【白】你瞧,发了财了么 |
[03:17] | 张别古【白】好嘞,瞻仰瞻仰您这待客厅 |
[03:21] | 赵大【白】跟着我走啊 |
[03:23] | 走大门 进二门 走穿廊 过游廊 |
[03:31] | 抬脚! |
[03:32] | 张别古【白】怎么着? |
[03:33] | 赵大【白】留神我的黄鼠狼 |
[03:35] | 张别古【白】这倒不错,有俩钱您都养活狼了 |
[03:39] | 赵大【白】来来来,进来进来进来 |
[03:40] | 瞧见了没?这就是我的待客厅 |
[03:43] | 张别古【白】哎呀就是这屋子啊? |
[03:46] | 这屋子可真豁亮啊 |
[03:48] | 赵大【白】嗨嗨嗨,起来起来起来! |
[03:51] | 张别古【白】怎么啦怎么啦 |
[03:52] | 赵大【白】我问问你,你坐的这是什么呀 |
[03:55] | 张别古【白】坐的是椅子啊 |
[03:56] | 赵大【白】椅子是什么做的啊 |
[03:58] | 张别古【白】是木头做的 |
[03:59] | 赵大【白】这不结了,木能生火,你也不怕烧了你的屁股 |
[04:04] | 张别古【白】那么谁坐啊 |
[04:05] | 赵大【白】大爷我坐 |
[04:07] | 张别古【白】你不怕烧屁股吗 |
[04:09] | 赵大【白】大爷福大量大造化大,我压得住 |
[04:15] | 张别古【白】这倒不错,那么我哪啊 |
[04:17] | 赵大【白】你呀,打个地摊 |
[04:19] | 张别古【白】打个地摊?得,打地摊 |
[04:24] | 赵大【白】有什么话说你的吧 |
[04:25] | 张别古【白】您记得短我两双草鞋钱 |
[04:28] | 赵大【白】胡说八道! |
[04:30] | 就凭大爷我头上戴的这个,身上穿的这个 |
[04:33] | 我会短你的草鞋钱? |
[04:36] | 张别古【白】不是您短的 |
[04:38] | 是您这的小学活不认识张三李四都上在您的账上了 |
[04:44] | 赵大【白】你要是这么说嘛,还可以 |
[04:48] | 张别古【白】您是有银子? |
[04:50] | 赵大【白】银子?我化成了银水堆成银山了 |
[04:54] | 为你这俩钱还拆我的银山吗? |
[04:57] | 张别古【白】钞票! |
[04:59] | 赵大【白】钞票啊,我都糊了顶棚了 |
[05:01] | 张别古【白】我就是讨要吃您也给我找个盆啊 |
[05:06] | 赵大【白】哦,要盆啊?你早说啊 |
[05:09] | 跟大爷我到盆库 |
[05:12] | 张别古【白】盆都有了库了 |
[05:13] | 赵大【白】你瞧发了财了嘛 |
[05:15] | 张别古【白】这倒不错啊,盆有盆库,棉有棉裤,套有套裤 |
[05:21] | 赵大【白】你哪那么些废话 |
[05:23] | 到了到了 |
[05:24] | 我去开开门 |
[05:26] | (开盆库) |
[05:38] | 张别古【白】诶我进去,不得劲 |
[05:37] | 头发根发扎,我说赵大你害了人了吧? |
[05:40] | 赵大【白】咄!胡说八道,什么我害了人 |
[05:43] | 你啊上了岁数了,没有火力了 |
[05:47] | 跟着大爷我进来 |
[05:56] | 张别古【白】上头的 |
[05:57] | 赵大【白】上头那是供货 |
[05:58] | 张别古【白】底下的 |
[05:59] | 赵大【白】那是定货 |
[06:01] | 张别古【白】中间的 |
[06:02] | 赵大【白】你别瞎扒拉,扒拉碎了你赔得起吗 |
[06:07] | 你等着你等着我给你找去 |
[06:08] | 张别古【白】好您给找一个 |
[06:11] | 赵大【白】瞧见没,一窑我就烧出这么一个 |
[06:14] | 张别古【白】这还真不错 |
[06:17] | 就是黑点 |
[06:18] | 赵大【白】黑点?我还给他起个名呢 |
[06:22] | 他叫乌盆 |
[06:25] | 张别古【白】不得劲啊 |
[06:32] | 得嘞,你们家门也太多,我钻出了便门得了 |
[06:36] | 赵大【白】回来回来回来,我托付你点事 |
[06:40] | 张别古【白】什么事啊 |
[06:41] | 赵大【白】你在外头眼皮是咱的 |
[06:43] | 要是有了小姑娘小小子给大爷我买俩来 |
[06:47] | 张别古【白】小姑娘干什么啊 |
[06:49] | 赵大【白】伺候你大奶奶啊 |
[06:50] | 张别古【白】就那黄毛丫头啊? |
[06:52] | 赵大【白】什么黄毛丫头啊 |
[06:53] | 张别古【白】小小子呢 |
[06:55] | 赵大【白】小小子伺候大爷我啊 |
[06:57] | 张别古【白】小姑娘不现成,小小子倒带来了 |
[07:02] | 赵大【白】带来了?在哪呢 |
[07:04] | 张别古【白】您远瞧~ |
[07:05] | 赵大【白】没人呐 |
[07:07] | 张别古【白】再近觑~ |
[07:09] | 赵大【白】就是你啊?我要你这老棺材瓤子干什么啊 |
[07:13] | 张别古【白】要我可有好处啊 |
[07:15] | 赵大【白】有什么好处 |
[07:16] | 张别古【白】打着开白我供起来给你们家立祖 |
[07:19] | 赵大【白】胡说八道你滚出去吧 |
[07:22] | 再来我砸折你佝的狗腿,什么东西! |
[07:30] | 张别古【白】您说,这小子有俩钱连走形都忘了 |
[07:38] | 俗语说的不错,小人乍富是狗穿皮裤 |
[07:45] | 【念】这才是东风长向北,北风也有转南时 |
[07:53] | 刘世昌【白】张别古! |
[07:57] | 张别古【白】哪位啊? |
[08:00] | 刘世昌【白】老丈~ |
[08:06] | 张别古【白】干了盆说了话了! |
[08:08] | 刘世昌【二黄原板】老丈不必胆怕惊 |
[08:55] | 我有言来你是听 |
[09:04] | (张别古:八成你许是妖怪吧) |
[09:10] | 休把我当做了妖魔论 |
[09:27] | 我本屈死一鬼魂 |
[09:40] | 张别古【二黄原板】他那里叫一声张别古 |
[10:16] | (干了我要憋死!) |
[10:28] | 吓得我年迈人心头糊涂 |
[10:42] | 【白】哎呀慢着,人说少年见鬼还得三年 |
[10:47] | 老来见鬼就在眼前,不得,我呀得回去 |
[10:53] | 我走~(刘世昌挡) |
[10:56] | 我走这边去(刘世昌挡) |
[10:59] | 不行,鬼打墙! |
[11:03] | 刘世昌【二黄原板】我忙将树枝摆摇动 |
[11:36] | (张别古:没风树枝会动啊) |
[11:48] | 抓一把沙土扬灰尘 |
[12:05] | (张别古:干了迷了我的眼睛咯) |
[12:10] | 我和你远无冤近无有仇恨 |
[12:36] | 望求老丈把冤申 |
[12:55] | 张别古【二黄摇板】急急走来急急行 |
[13:01] | 不觉来到城隍庙门 |
[13:08] | 【白】好啊,说话搭理的到了城隍庙了 |
[13:13] | 我们这城隍老爷子最灵啊 |
[13:16] | 有了,我不免进庙许个愿 |
[13:20] | 八成这神了鬼了的就不跟着我了 |
[13:24] | 就是这个主意 |
[13:26] | 【数板】一进庙来我是躬身下拜 |
[13:31] | 尊一声城隍老爷细听明白 |
[13:38] | 只因东大洼的赵大该我钱财 |
[13:43] | 我去讨债,没有钱,给了我个盆 |
[13:49] | 得了债,谁想乌盆他是妖怪 |
[13:55] | 半路途中说出话来 |
[13:59] | 望城隍您与我捉怪 |
[14:04] | 明日里许下的供,猪头三牲两块豆腐一棵白菜 |
[14:12] | 我是一准买来我是一准买来~ |
[00:01] | zhang bie gu nei bai a ha |
[00:06] | shu ban lao mai wu cai |
[00:15] | lao mai wu cai, wu zi shi nan ai |
[00:20] | qi sang zao, ku nan ai |
[00:23] | zhi luo de ben mang lao lu mai cao xie mai cao xie |
[00:38] | nian ren lao mao yao ba gun zhu |
[00:41] | shu lao jiao shao ye er ku |
[00:45] | qie zi lao liao bu hao zhu |
[00:49] | wo gua lao le sai bai shu |
[00:52] | lao han jin nian qi shi wu |
[00:55] | wo de ming zi jiao zhang bie gu |
[01:00] | bai xiao lao er zhang bie gu, zi you mai cao xie wei sheng |
[01:06] | zhe liang tian da yu lin men, ye mei chu qu zuo mai mai qu |
[01:13] | you cha zhe pao du la xi, yan kan zhe jiu yao ai e le |
[01:19] | yi dian zhe ye mei you, zhe ke zen me ban ne zhe ge |
[01:24] | ei, wo xiang qi lai le, dong da wa kai pen yao de zhao da duan wo liang shuang cao xie qian |
[01:33] | you lei! wo bu mian zhao zhao ta qu |
[01:37] | mei fa zi, di zhai sou lin |
[01:41] | ai ya, wo dai shang dian men, wo zai kou shang dian |
[01:48] | bu fang xin wo hai de suo shang dian |
[01:51] | zhe hai de zhu fu zhu fu |
[01:54] | men a men a, hao hao kan zhe wo de wu zi |
[02:00] | lao le lao le, zai ye bu neng xiao le |
[02:08] | ruo yao xiao le, na jiu fei liao shi le |
[02:15] | dao le, bu dui a |
[02:17] | zhao da zhu zhe liang jian mao cao fang zen me gai le gao lou da wa fang le |
[02:24] | ban jia le? bie mang bie mang, |
[02:26] | zhe you tang hao, wo de qiao qiao |
[02:30] | sun de tang zhao, bu cuo, shi zhe er |
[02:34] | zhao da ya zhao da ei |
[02:36] | zhao da bai a ha |
[02:43] | ren bu de wai cai bu fu, ma bu wei ye liao bu fei |
[02:47] | zhang bie gu bai zhao da ai |
[02:48] | zhao da bai shui zhe me zhao da zhao da de ya? |
[02:50] | zhang bie gu bai shi wo |
[02:51] | zhao da bai yo a? yuan lai shi lao xiao zi |
[02:55] | zhang bie gu bai zen me gai le lao xiao zi le |
[02:57] | zhao da bai ge er li jiu zhe me lun de |
[02:58] | ni zhao da ye gan shen me lai la? |
[03:00] | zhang bie gu bai zhao nin you liang ju hua shuo |
[03:02] | zhao da bai you hua jiu zai zhe lu tian di shuo? feng da shan le da ye de she tou! |
[03:08] | zhang bie gu bai na ye bu hao tie gao yao a |
[03:10] | na me na shuo qu a? |
[03:11] | zhao da bai gen wo dao dai ke ting |
[03:13] | zhang bie gu bai nin dou you le dai ke ting la? |
[03:15] | zhao da bai ni qiao, fa le cai le me |
[03:17] | zhang bie gu bai hao lei, zhan yang zhan yang nin zhe dai ke ting |
[03:21] | zhao da bai gen zhe wo zou a |
[03:23] | zou da men jin er men zou chuan lang guo you lang |
[03:31] | tai jiao! |
[03:32] | zhang bie gu bai zen me zhao? |
[03:33] | zhao da bai liu shen wo de huang shu lang |
[03:35] | zhang bie gu bai zhe dao bu cuo, you lia qian nin dou yang huo lang le |
[03:39] | zhao da bai lai lai lai, jin lai jin lai jin lai |
[03:40] | qiao jian le mei? zhe jiu shi wo de dai ke ting |
[03:43] | zhang bie gu bai ai ya jiu shi zhe wu zi a? |
[03:46] | zhe wu zi ke zhen huo liang a |
[03:48] | zhao da bai hai hai hai, qi lai qi lai qi lai! |
[03:51] | zhang bie gu bai zen me la zen me la |
[03:52] | zhao da bai wo wen wen ni, ni zuo de zhe shi shen me ya |
[03:55] | zhang bie gu bai zuo de shi yi zi a |
[03:56] | zhao da bai yi zi shi shen me zuo de a |
[03:58] | zhang bie gu bai shi mu tou zuo de |
[03:59] | zhao da bai zhe bu jie le, mu neng sheng huo, ni ye bu pa shao le ni de pi gu |
[04:04] | zhang bie gu bai na me shui zuo a |
[04:05] | zhao da bai da ye wo zuo |
[04:07] | zhang bie gu bai ni bu pa shao pi gu ma |
[04:09] | zhao da bai da ye fu da liang da zao hua da, wo ya de zhu |
[04:15] | zhang bie gu bai zhe dao bu cuo, na me wo na a |
[04:17] | zhao da bai ni ya, da ge di tan |
[04:19] | zhang bie gu bai da ge di tan? de, da di tan |
[04:24] | zhao da bai you shen me hua shuo ni de ba |
[04:25] | zhang bie gu bai nin ji de duan wo liang shuang cao xie qian |
[04:28] | zhao da bai hu shuo ba dao! |
[04:30] | jiu ping da ye wo tou shang dai de zhe ge, shen shang chuan de zhe ge |
[04:33] | wo hui duan ni de cao xie qian? |
[04:36] | zhang bie gu bai bu shi nin duan de |
[04:38] | shi nin zhe de xiao xue huo bu ren shi zhang san li si dou shang zai nin de zhang shang le |
[04:44] | zhao da bai ni yao shi zhe me shuo ma, hai ke yi |
[04:48] | zhang bie gu bai nin shi you yin zi? |
[04:50] | zhao da bai yin zi? wo hua cheng le yin shui dui cheng yin shan le |
[04:54] | wei ni zhe lia qian hai chai wo de yin shan ma? |
[04:57] | zhang bie gu bai chao piao! |
[04:59] | zhao da bai chao piao a, wo dou hu le ding peng le |
[05:01] | zhang bie gu bai wo jiu shi tao yao chi nin ye gei wo zhao ge pen a |
[05:06] | zhao da bai o, yao pen a? ni zao shuo a |
[05:09] | gen da ye wo dao pen ku |
[05:12] | zhang bie gu bai pen dou you le ku le |
[05:13] | zhao da bai ni qiao fa le cai le ma |
[05:15] | zhang bie gu bai zhe dao bu cuo a, pen you pen ku, mian you mian ku, tao you tao ku |
[05:21] | zhao da bai ni na na me xie fei hua |
[05:23] | dao le dao le |
[05:24] | wo qu kai kai men |
[05:26] | kai pen ku |
[05:38] | zhang bie gu bai ei wo jin qu, bu de jin |
[05:37] | tou fa gen fa zha, wo shuo zhao da ni hai le ren le ba? |
[05:40] | zhao da bai duo! hu shuo ba dao, shen me wo hai le ren |
[05:43] | ni a shang le sui shu le, mei you huo li le |
[05:47] | gen zhe da ye wo jin lai |
[05:56] | zhang bie gu bai shang tou de |
[05:57] | zhao da bai shang tou na shi gong huo |
[05:58] | zhang bie gu bai di xia de |
[05:59] | zhao da bai na shi ding huo |
[06:01] | zhang bie gu bai zhong jian de |
[06:02] | zhao da bai ni bie xia ba la, ba la sui le ni pei de qi ma |
[06:07] | ni deng zhe ni deng zhe wo gei ni zhao qu |
[06:08] | zhang bie gu bai hao nin gei zhao yi ge |
[06:11] | zhao da bai qiao jian mei, yi yao wo jiu shao chu zhe me yi ge |
[06:14] | zhang bie gu bai zhe hai zhen bu cuo |
[06:17] | jiu shi hei dian |
[06:18] | zhao da bai hei dian? wo huan gei ta qi ge ming ne |
[06:22] | ta jiao wu pen |
[06:25] | zhang bie gu bai bu de jin a |
[06:32] | de lei, ni men jia men ye tai duo, wo zuan chu le bian men de le |
[06:36] | zhao da bai hui lai hui lai hui lai, wo tuo fu ni dian shi |
[06:40] | zhang bie gu bai shen me shi a |
[06:41] | zhao da bai ni zai wai tou yan pi shi zan de |
[06:43] | yao shi you le xiao gu niang xiao xiao zi gei da ye wo mai lia lai |
[06:47] | zhang bie gu bai xiao gu niang gan shen me a |
[06:49] | zhao da bai ci hou ni da nai nai a |
[06:50] | zhang bie gu bai jiu na huang mao ya tou a? |
[06:52] | zhao da bai shen me huang mao ya tou a |
[06:53] | zhang bie gu bai xiao xiao zi ne |
[06:55] | zhao da bai xiao xiao zi ci hou da ye wo a |
[06:57] | zhang bie gu bai xiao gu niang bu xian cheng, xiao xiao zi dao dai lai le |
[07:02] | zhao da bai dai lai le? zai na ne |
[07:04] | zhang bie gu bai nin yuan qiao |
[07:05] | zhao da bai mei ren na |
[07:07] | zhang bie gu bai zai jin qu |
[07:09] | zhao da bai jiu shi ni a? wo yao ni zhe lao guan cai rang zi gan shen me a |
[07:13] | zhang bie gu bai yao wo ke you hao chu a |
[07:15] | zhao da bai you shen me hao chu |
[07:16] | zhang bie gu bai da zhe kai bai wo gong qi lai gei ni men jia li zu |
[07:19] | zhao da bai hu shuo ba dao ni gun chu qu ba |
[07:22] | zai lai wo za zhe ni gou de gou tui, shen me dong xi! |
[07:30] | zhang bie gu bai nin shuo, zhe xiao zi you lia qian lian zou xing dou wang le |
[07:38] | su yu shuo de bu cuo, xiao ren zha fu shi gou chuan pi ku |
[07:45] | nian zhe cai shi dong feng zhang xiang bei, bei feng ye you zhuan nan shi |
[07:53] | liu shi chang bai zhang bie gu! |
[07:57] | zhang bie gu bai na wei a? |
[08:00] | liu shi chang bai lao zhang |
[08:06] | zhang bie gu bai gan le pen shuo le hua le! |
[08:08] | liu shi chang er huang yuan ban lao zhang bu bi dan pa jing |
[08:55] | wo you yan lai ni shi ting |
[09:04] | zhang bie gu: ba cheng ni xu shi yao guai ba |
[09:10] | xiu ba wo dang zuo le yao mo lun |
[09:27] | wo ben qu si yi gui hun |
[09:40] | zhang bie gu er huang yuan ban ta na li jiao yi sheng zhang bie gu |
[10:16] | gan le wo yao bie si! |
[10:28] | xia de wo nian mai ren xin tou hu tu |
[10:42] | bai ai ya man zhe, ren shuo shao nian jian gui hai de san nian |
[10:47] | lao lai jian gui jiu zai yan qian, bu de, wo ya de hui qu |
[10:53] | wo zou liu shi chang dang |
[10:56] | wo zou zhe bian qu liu shi chang dang |
[10:59] | bu xing, gui da qiang! |
[11:03] | liu shi chang er huang yuan ban wo mang jiang shu zhi bai yao dong |
[11:36] | zhang bie gu: mei feng shu zhi hui dong a |
[11:48] | zhua yi ba sha tu yang hui chen |
[12:05] | zhang bie gu: gan le mi le wo de yan jing ge |
[12:10] | wo he ni yuan wu yuan jin wu you chou hen |
[12:36] | wang qiu lao zhang ba yuan shen |
[12:55] | zhang bie gu er huang yao ban ji ji zou lai ji ji xing |
[13:01] | bu jue lai dao cheng huang miao men |
[13:08] | bai hao a, shuo hua da li de dao le cheng huang miao le |
[13:13] | wo men zhe cheng huang lao ye zi zui ling a |
[13:16] | you le, wo bu mian jin miao xu ge yuan |
[13:20] | ba cheng zhe shen le gui le de jiu bu gen zhe wo le |
[13:24] | jiu shi zhe ge zhu yi |
[13:26] | shu ban yi jin miao lai wo shi gong shen xia bai |
[13:31] | zun yi sheng cheng huang lao ye xi ting ming bai |
[13:38] | zhi yin dong da wa de zhao da gai wo qian cai |
[13:43] | wo qu tao zhai, mei you qian, gei le wo ge pen |
[13:49] | de le zhai, shui xiang wu pen ta shi yao guai |
[13:55] | ban lu tu zhong shuo chu hua lai |
[13:59] | wang cheng huang nin yu wo zhuo guai |
[14:04] | ming ri li xu xia de gong, zhu tou san sheng liang kuai dou fu yi ke bai cai |
[14:12] | wo shi yi zhun mai lai wo shi yi zhun mai lai |
[00:01] | zhāng bié gǔ nèi bái ā hā |
[00:06] | shù bǎn lǎo mài wú cái |
[00:15] | lǎo mài wú cái, wú zǐ shí nán ái |
[00:20] | qī sàng zǎo, kǔ nàn ái |
[00:23] | zhí luò de bēn máng láo lù mài cǎo xié mài cǎo xié |
[00:38] | niàn rén lǎo máo yāo bǎ gùn zhǔ |
[00:41] | shù lǎo jiāo shāo yè ér kǔ |
[00:45] | qié zi lǎo liǎo bù hǎo zhǔ |
[00:49] | wō guā lǎo le sài bái shǔ |
[00:52] | lǎo hàn jīn nián qī shí wǔ |
[00:55] | wǒ de míng zì jiào zhāng bié gǔ |
[01:00] | bái xiǎo lǎo ér zhāng bié gǔ, zì yòu mài cǎo xié wéi shēng |
[01:06] | zhè liǎng tiān dà yǔ lín mén, yě méi chū qù zuò mǎi mài qù |
[01:13] | yòu chà zhe pǎo dù lā xī, yǎn kàn zhe jiù yào ái è le |
[01:19] | yì diǎn zhé yě méi yǒu, zhè kě zěn me bàn ne zhè gè |
[01:24] | éi, wǒ xiǎng qǐ lái le, dōng dà wā kāi pén yáo de zhào dà duǎn wǒ liǎng shuāng cǎo xié qián |
[01:33] | yǒu lei! wǒ bù miǎn zhǎo zhǎo tā qù |
[01:37] | méi fǎ zǐ, dì zhǎi sōu lín |
[01:41] | āi yā, wǒ dài shàng diǎn mén, wǒ zài kòu shàng diǎn |
[01:48] | bù fàng xīn wǒ hái dé suǒ shàng diǎn |
[01:51] | zhè hái dé zhǔ fù zhǔ fù |
[01:54] | mén a mén a, hǎo hǎo kàn zhe wǒ de wū zi |
[02:00] | lǎo le lǎo le, zài yě bù néng xiǎo le |
[02:08] | ruò yào xiǎo le, nà jiù fèi liǎo shì le |
[02:15] | dào le, bú duì a |
[02:17] | zhào dà zhù zhe liǎng jiān máo cǎo fáng zěn me gǎi le gāo lóu dà wǎ fáng le |
[02:24] | bān jiā le? bié máng bié máng, |
[02:26] | zhè yǒu táng hào, wǒ dé qiáo qiáo |
[02:30] | sǔn dé táng zhào, bù cuò, shì zhè ér |
[02:34] | zhào dà ya zhào dà éi |
[02:36] | zhào dà bái ā hā |
[02:43] | rén bù dé wài cái bù fù, mǎ bù wèi yè liào bù féi |
[02:47] | zhāng bié gǔ bái zhào dà āi |
[02:48] | zhào dà bái shuí zhè me zhào dà zhào dà de ya? |
[02:50] | zhāng bié gǔ bái shì wǒ |
[02:51] | zhào dà bái yō ā? yuán lái shì lǎo xiǎo zi |
[02:55] | zhāng bié gǔ bái zěn me gǎi le lǎo xiǎo zi le |
[02:57] | zhào dà bái gè ér lǐ jiù zhè me lùn de |
[02:58] | nǐ zhǎo dà yé gàn shén me lái la? |
[03:00] | zhāng bié gǔ bái zhǎo nín yǒu liǎng jù huà shuō |
[03:02] | zhào dà bái yǒu huà jiù zài zhè lù tiān dì shuō? fēng dà shǎn le dà yé de shé tou! |
[03:08] | zhāng bié gǔ bái nà yě bù hǎo tiē gāo yào a |
[03:10] | nà me nǎ shuō qù a? |
[03:11] | zhào dà bái gēn wǒ dào dài kè tīng |
[03:13] | zhāng bié gǔ bái nín dōu yǒu le dài kè tīng la? |
[03:15] | zhào dà bái nǐ qiáo, fā le cái le me |
[03:17] | zhāng bié gǔ bái hǎo lei, zhān yǎng zhān yǎng nín zhè dài kè tīng |
[03:21] | zhào dà bái gēn zhe wǒ zǒu a |
[03:23] | zǒu dà mén jìn èr mén zǒu chuān láng guò yóu láng |
[03:31] | tái jiǎo! |
[03:32] | zhāng bié gǔ bái zěn me zhāo? |
[03:33] | zhào dà bái liú shén wǒ de huáng shǔ láng |
[03:35] | zhāng bié gǔ bái zhè dào bù cuò, yǒu liǎ qián nín dōu yǎng huó láng le |
[03:39] | zhào dà bái lái lái lái, jìn lái jìn lái jìn lái |
[03:40] | qiáo jiàn le méi? zhè jiù shì wǒ de dài kè tīng |
[03:43] | zhāng bié gǔ bái āi yā jiù shì zhè wū zi a? |
[03:46] | zhè wū zi kě zhēn huò liàng a |
[03:48] | zhào dà bái hāi hāi hāi, qǐ lái qǐ lái qǐ lái! |
[03:51] | zhāng bié gǔ bái zěn me la zěn me la |
[03:52] | zhào dà bái wǒ wèn wèn nǐ, nǐ zuò de zhè shì shén me ya |
[03:55] | zhāng bié gǔ bái zuò de shì yǐ zi a |
[03:56] | zhào dà bái yǐ zi shì shén me zuò de a |
[03:58] | zhāng bié gǔ bái shì mù tou zuò de |
[03:59] | zhào dà bái zhè bù jié le, mù néng shēng huǒ, nǐ yě bù pà shāo le nǐ de pì gǔ |
[04:04] | zhāng bié gǔ bái nà me shuí zuò a |
[04:05] | zhào dà bái dà yé wǒ zuò |
[04:07] | zhāng bié gǔ bái nǐ bù pà shāo pì gǔ ma |
[04:09] | zhào dà bái dà yé fú dà liàng dà zào huà dà, wǒ yā dé zhù |
[04:15] | zhāng bié gǔ bái zhè dào bù cuò, nà me wǒ nǎ a |
[04:17] | zhào dà bái nǐ ya, dǎ gè dì tān |
[04:19] | zhāng bié gǔ bái dǎ gè dì tān? dé, dǎ dì tān |
[04:24] | zhào dà bái yǒu shén me huà shuō nǐ de ba |
[04:25] | zhāng bié gǔ bái nín jì de duǎn wǒ liǎng shuāng cǎo xié qián |
[04:28] | zhào dà bái hú shuō bā dào! |
[04:30] | jiù píng dà yé wǒ tóu shàng dài de zhè gè, shēn shàng chuān de zhè gè |
[04:33] | wǒ huì duǎn nǐ de cǎo xié qián? |
[04:36] | zhāng bié gǔ bái bú shì nín duǎn de |
[04:38] | shì nín zhè de xiǎo xué huó bù rèn shi zhāng sān lǐ sì dōu shàng zài nín de zhàng shàng le |
[04:44] | zhào dà bái nǐ yào shì zhè me shuō ma, hái kě yǐ |
[04:48] | zhāng bié gǔ bái nín shì yǒu yín zi? |
[04:50] | zhào dà bái yín zi? wǒ huà chéng le yín shuǐ duī chéng yín shān le |
[04:54] | wèi nǐ zhè liǎ qián hái chāi wǒ de yín shān ma? |
[04:57] | zhāng bié gǔ bái chāo piào! |
[04:59] | zhào dà bái chāo piào a, wǒ dōu hú le dǐng péng le |
[05:01] | zhāng bié gǔ bái wǒ jiù shì tǎo yào chī nín yě gěi wǒ zhǎo gè pén a |
[05:06] | zhào dà bái ó, yào pén a? nǐ zǎo shuō a |
[05:09] | gēn dà yé wǒ dào pén kù |
[05:12] | zhāng bié gǔ bái pén dōu yǒu le kù le |
[05:13] | zhào dà bái nǐ qiáo fā le cái le ma |
[05:15] | zhāng bié gǔ bái zhè dào bù cuò a, pén yǒu pén kù, mián yǒu mián kù, tào yǒu tào kù |
[05:21] | zhào dà bái nǐ nǎ nà me xiē fèi huà |
[05:23] | dào le dào le |
[05:24] | wǒ qù kāi kāi mén |
[05:26] | kāi pén kù |
[05:38] | zhāng bié gǔ bái éi wǒ jìn qù, bù dé jìn |
[05:37] | tóu fà gēn fā zhā, wǒ shuō zhào dà nǐ hài le rén le ba? |
[05:40] | zhào dà bái duō! hú shuō bā dào, shén me wǒ hài le rén |
[05:43] | nǐ a shàng le suì shù le, méi yǒu huǒ lì le |
[05:47] | gēn zhe dà yé wǒ jìn lái |
[05:56] | zhāng bié gǔ bái shàng tou de |
[05:57] | zhào dà bái shàng tou nà shi gōng huò |
[05:58] | zhāng bié gǔ bái dǐ xià de |
[05:59] | zhào dà bái nà shi dìng huò |
[06:01] | zhāng bié gǔ bái zhōng jiān de |
[06:02] | zhào dà bái nǐ bié xiā bā lā, bā lā suì le nǐ péi dé qǐ ma |
[06:07] | nǐ děng zhe nǐ děng zhe wǒ gěi nǐ zhǎo qù |
[06:08] | zhāng bié gǔ bái hǎo nín gěi zhǎo yí gè |
[06:11] | zhào dà bái qiáo jiàn méi, yī yáo wǒ jiù shāo chū zhè me yí gè |
[06:14] | zhāng bié gǔ bái zhè hái zhēn bù cuò |
[06:17] | jiù shì hēi diǎn |
[06:18] | zhào dà bái hēi diǎn? wǒ huán gěi tā qǐ gè míng ne |
[06:22] | tā jiào wū pén |
[06:25] | zhāng bié gǔ bái bù dé jìn a |
[06:32] | dé lei, nǐ men jiā mén yě tài duō, wǒ zuān chū le biàn mén dé le |
[06:36] | zhào dà bái huí lái huí lái huí lái, wǒ tuō fù nǐ diǎn shì |
[06:40] | zhāng bié gǔ bái shén me shì a |
[06:41] | zhào dà bái nǐ zài wài tou yǎn pí shì zán de |
[06:43] | yào shì yǒu le xiǎo gū niáng xiǎo xiǎo zi gěi dà yé wǒ mǎi liǎ lái |
[06:47] | zhāng bié gǔ bái xiǎo gū niáng gàn shén me a |
[06:49] | zhào dà bái cì hou nǐ dà nǎi nǎi a |
[06:50] | zhāng bié gǔ bái jiù nà huáng máo yā tou a? |
[06:52] | zhào dà bái shén me huáng máo yā tou a |
[06:53] | zhāng bié gǔ bái xiǎo xiǎo zi ne |
[06:55] | zhào dà bái xiǎo xiǎo zi cì hou dà yé wǒ a |
[06:57] | zhāng bié gǔ bái xiǎo gū niáng bù xiàn chéng, xiǎo xiǎo zi dào dài lái le |
[07:02] | zhào dà bái dài lái le? zài nǎ ne |
[07:04] | zhāng bié gǔ bái nín yuǎn qiáo |
[07:05] | zhào dà bái méi rén nà |
[07:07] | zhāng bié gǔ bái zài jìn qù |
[07:09] | zhào dà bái jiù shì nǐ a? wǒ yào nǐ zhè lǎo guān cai ráng zi gàn shén me a |
[07:13] | zhāng bié gǔ bái yào wǒ kě yǒu hǎo chù a |
[07:15] | zhào dà bái yǒu shén me hǎo chù |
[07:16] | zhāng bié gǔ bái dǎ zhe kāi bái wǒ gōng qǐ lái gěi nǐ men jiā lì zǔ |
[07:19] | zhào dà bái hú shuō bā dào nǐ gǔn chū qù ba |
[07:22] | zài lái wǒ zá zhé nǐ gōu de gǒu tuǐ, shén me dōng xī! |
[07:30] | zhāng bié gǔ bái nín shuō, zhè xiǎo zi yǒu liǎ qián lián zǒu xíng dōu wàng le |
[07:38] | sú yǔ shuō de bù cuò, xiǎo rén zhà fù shì gǒu chuān pí kù |
[07:45] | niàn zhè cái shì dōng fēng zhǎng xiàng běi, běi fēng yě yǒu zhuǎn nán shí |
[07:53] | liú shì chāng bái zhāng bié gǔ! |
[07:57] | zhāng bié gǔ bái nǎ wèi a? |
[08:00] | liú shì chāng bái lǎo zhàng |
[08:06] | zhāng bié gǔ bái gàn le pén shuō le huà le! |
[08:08] | liú shì chāng èr huáng yuán bǎn lǎo zhàng bù bì dǎn pà jīng |
[08:55] | wǒ yǒu yán lái nǐ shì tīng |
[09:04] | zhāng bié gǔ: bā chéng nǐ xǔ shì yāo guài ba |
[09:10] | xiū bǎ wǒ dàng zuò le yāo mó lùn |
[09:27] | wǒ běn qū sǐ yī guǐ hún |
[09:40] | zhāng bié gǔ èr huáng yuán bǎn tā nà lǐ jiào yī shēng zhāng bié gǔ |
[10:16] | gàn le wǒ yào biē sǐ! |
[10:28] | xià dé wǒ nián mài rén xīn tóu hú tú |
[10:42] | bái āi yā màn zhe, rén shuō shào nián jiàn guǐ hái dé sān nián |
[10:47] | lǎo lái jiàn guǐ jiù zài yǎn qián, bù dé, wǒ ya dé huí qù |
[10:53] | wǒ zǒu liú shì chāng dǎng |
[10:56] | wǒ zǒu zhè biān qù liú shì chāng dǎng |
[10:59] | bù xíng, guǐ dǎ qiáng! |
[11:03] | liú shì chāng èr huáng yuán bǎn wǒ máng jiāng shù zhī bǎi yáo dòng |
[11:36] | zhāng bié gǔ: méi fēng shù zhī huì dòng a |
[11:48] | zhuā yī bǎ shā tǔ yáng huī chén |
[12:05] | zhāng bié gǔ: gàn le mí le wǒ de yǎn jīng gē |
[12:10] | wǒ hé nǐ yuǎn wú yuān jìn wú yǒu chóu hèn |
[12:36] | wàng qiú lǎo zhàng bǎ yuān shēn |
[12:55] | zhāng bié gǔ èr huáng yáo bǎn jí jí zǒu lái jí jí xíng |
[13:01] | bù jué lái dào chéng huáng miào mén |
[13:08] | bái hǎo a, shuō huà dā lǐ de dào le chéng huáng miào le |
[13:13] | wǒ men zhè chéng huáng lǎo yé zǐ zuì líng a |
[13:16] | yǒu le, wǒ bù miǎn jìn miào xǔ gè yuàn |
[13:20] | bā chéng zhè shén le guǐ le de jiù bù gēn zhe wǒ le |
[13:24] | jiù shì zhè gè zhǔ yì |
[13:26] | shù bǎn yī jìn miào lái wǒ shì gōng shēn xià bài |
[13:31] | zūn yī shēng chéng huáng lǎo yé xì tīng míng bái |
[13:38] | zhǐ yīn dōng dà wā de zhào dà gāi wǒ qián cái |
[13:43] | wǒ qù tǎo zhài, méi yǒu qián, gěi le wǒ gè pén |
[13:49] | dé le zhài, shuí xiǎng wū pén tā shì yāo guài |
[13:55] | bàn lù tú zhōng shuō chū huà lái |
[13:59] | wàng chéng huáng nín yǔ wǒ zhuō guài |
[14:04] | míng rì lǐ xǔ xià de gōng, zhū tóu sān shēng liǎng kuài dòu fǔ yī kē bái cài |
[14:12] | wǒ shì yī zhǔn mǎi lái wǒ shì yī zhǔn mǎi lái |