| Song | TV Dinner |
| Artist | Kid Rock |
| Album | The Polyfuze Method |
| Someone channel surfin: | |
| Channel 1: Where'd ya get the beauty scar tough guy, eatin pussy | |
| Channel 2: Yeah, that's a naughty, naughty, naughty, no-no baby, baby, baby | |
| Channel 3: This guy is really hot | |
| Channel 4: Gosh it's hot | |
| Channel 5: It looks and feels natural, just like a part of you | |
| Channel 6: The trouble with you is, your alergic to motown bellisle, bellisle | |
| Channel 7: LSD | |
| Channel 8: Man, it's a real shame when people be throwin away a perfecty good white bot like that |