| Song | Three Point One Four - Album Version (Explicit) |
| Artist | Bloodhound Gang |
| Album | Hooray For Boobies |
| [ti:three point one four - album version (explicit)] | |
| [ar:bloodhound gang] | |
| [al:hooray for boobies] | |
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| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : Jimmy Pop Ali |
| [00:01.00] | 作词 : Jimmy Pop Ali |
| [00:33.04] | My last girlfriend didn't like me thought she might be |
| [00:35.75] | Most likely a dyke she just didn't excite me |
| [00:38.72] | Lefty? Yeah but that was alright |
| [00:40.39] | She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn't that bright |
| [00:43.21] | My mistake she was more flaky than a leper colony |
| [00:45.77] | I think a wooden clothespin would have been much better company |
| [00:48.41] | Ass like a donkey acting funky gave her "L" now she's flunky |
| [00:51.22] | So my love for her died quicker than a batch of Sea Monkeys |
| [00:53.92] | Early bird gets the worm spread your legs or spread the word |
| [00:56.38] | So what if I'm not the smartest peanut in the turd |
| [00:59.10] | I'm white which goes with everything but I can come in any color |
| [01:01.75] | And I'm looking for the kind of girl that reminds me of my mother |
| [01:04.42] | But it's hard to find a girl with a viper tattooed on her tushy |
| [01:07.10] | And how many girls do you know that can play the harmonica with their pussies? |
| [01:09.84] | Like em' easy and hot and sweet like a Rice Krispie Treat gee |
| [01:12.47][02:27.25] | You know what I really want in a girl? Me |
| [01:16.00][02:30.66] | I need to find a new vagina |
| [01:21.21][02:35.82] | Any kind of new vagina |
| [01:26.68][02:41.22] | It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina |
| [01:31.70][02:46.37] | Calvin Klein? Kind of North Carolina |
| [01:47.61] | Women are like dog doo hear me through don't interrupt |
| [01:49.83] | It's just the older that they are the easier they are to pick up |
| [01:52.48] | I'd fill the generation gap clean the cobwebs from her rafters |
| [01:55.29] | Old hens would rather put than be put out to the pasture |
| [01:57.98] | No age just ain't a gauge I like my girls like my cheese |
| [02:00.43] | Preferably for me fat-free American singles only |
| [02:03.17] | I want my next chick anorexic the winner in the thinner |
| [02:06.01] | Won't have to take her skinny ass out to a fancy dinner |
| [02:08.53] | Like Sizzler she got a beef we'll chew the fat |
| [02:11.27] | If I forget to put the seat up I can put up with her crap |
| [02:13.78] | Let her lash out and crack the whip but not in bed I don't play rough |
| [02:16.66] | No I can't be tied down with a girl that wants me tied up |
| [02:19.06] | Just independent like NOFX smart like Janeane Garafolo |
| [02:21.76] | She'd use big words to make fun of me so that I would never know |
| [02:24.41] | Bestow upon me all her knowledge of the Dewey Decimal System gee |
| [03:13.45] | Vagina vagina vagina vagina |
| [03:24.00] | Vagina vagina vagina vagina... |
| ti: three point one four album version explicit | |
| ar: bloodhound gang | |
| al: hooray for boobies | |
| offset: 100 | |
| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : Jimmy Pop Ali |
| [00:01.00] | zuò cí : Jimmy Pop Ali |
| [00:33.04] | My last girlfriend didn' t like me thought she might be |
| [00:35.75] | Most likely a dyke she just didn' t excite me |
| [00:38.72] | Lefty? Yeah but that was alright |
| [00:40.39] | She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn' t that bright |
| [00:43.21] | My mistake she was more flaky than a leper colony |
| [00:45.77] | I think a wooden clothespin would have been much better company |
| [00:48.41] | Ass like a donkey acting funky gave her " L" now she' s flunky |
| [00:51.22] | So my love for her died quicker than a batch of Sea Monkeys |
| [00:53.92] | Early bird gets the worm spread your legs or spread the word |
| [00:56.38] | So what if I' m not the smartest peanut in the turd |
| [00:59.10] | I' m white which goes with everything but I can come in any color |
| [01:01.75] | And I' m looking for the kind of girl that reminds me of my mother |
| [01:04.42] | But it' s hard to find a girl with a viper tattooed on her tushy |
| [01:07.10] | And how many girls do you know that can play the harmonica with their pussies? |
| [01:09.84] | Like em' easy and hot and sweet like a Rice Krispie Treat gee |
| [01:12.47][02:27.25] | You know what I really want in a girl? Me |
| [01:16.00][02:30.66] | I need to find a new vagina |
| [01:21.21][02:35.82] | Any kind of new vagina |
| [01:26.68][02:41.22] | It' s hard to rhyme a word like vagina |
| [01:31.70][02:46.37] | Calvin Klein? Kind of North Carolina |
| [01:47.61] | Women are like dog doo hear me through don' t interrupt |
| [01:49.83] | It' s just the older that they are the easier they are to pick up |
| [01:52.48] | I' d fill the generation gap clean the cobwebs from her rafters |
| [01:55.29] | Old hens would rather put than be put out to the pasture |
| [01:57.98] | No age just ain' t a gauge I like my girls like my cheese |
| [02:00.43] | Preferably for me fatfree American singles only |
| [02:03.17] | I want my next chick anorexic the winner in the thinner |
| [02:06.01] | Won' t have to take her skinny ass out to a fancy dinner |
| [02:08.53] | Like Sizzler she got a beef we' ll chew the fat |
| [02:11.27] | If I forget to put the seat up I can put up with her crap |
| [02:13.78] | Let her lash out and crack the whip but not in bed I don' t play rough |
| [02:16.66] | No I can' t be tied down with a girl that wants me tied up |
| [02:19.06] | Just independent like NOFX smart like Janeane Garafolo |
| [02:21.76] | She' d use big words to make fun of me so that I would never know |
| [02:24.41] | Bestow upon me all her knowledge of the Dewey Decimal System gee |
| [03:13.45] | Vagina vagina vagina vagina |
| [03:24.00] | Vagina vagina vagina vagina... |