| Song | European Jewel |
| Artist | Jandek |
| Album | Chair Beside a Window |
| You sure are cool, a | |
| European jewel | |
| I dig you most | |
| A letter came, it’s not the same | |
| The ink was blue | |
| A relative stopped by to say he saw you, hey | |
| A walkin’ down a lonesome town | |
| Some time ago | |
| He said you had a mouth so bad | |
| The lips were rotting off | |
| You dropped a tear to end his fear | |
| You seem quite well | |
| It’s a long time spell | |
| I’m wonderin’ well | |
| You got an infection | |
| There’s bugs in my brain, | |
| I can’t feel any pain | |
| Just a shaking shake | |
| Just a breaking break | |
| Broke me today in the afternoon | |
| No matter who you fool | |
| It’s a European | |
| Jewel, aw, in disguise |
| You sure are cool, a | |
| European jewel | |
| I dig you most | |
| A letter came, it' s not the same | |
| The ink was blue | |
| A relative stopped by to say he saw you, hey | |
| A walkin' down a lonesome town | |
| Some time ago | |
| He said you had a mouth so bad | |
| The lips were rotting off | |
| You dropped a tear to end his fear | |
| You seem quite well | |
| It' s a long time spell | |
| I' m wonderin' well | |
| You got an infection | |
| There' s bugs in my brain, | |
| I can' t feel any pain | |
| Just a shaking shake | |
| Just a breaking break | |
| Broke me today in the afternoon | |
| No matter who you fool | |
| It' s a European | |
| Jewel, aw, in disguise |