| Song | Ballad of Robert |
| Artist | Jandek |
| Album | Foreign Keys |
| Robert Robert | |
| Robert Down at the halfway house house | |
| Robert down at the halfway house | |
| He’s livin’ at the halfway house | |
| The halfway house | |
| You know the halfway house | |
| It’s got a ??? | |
| They put a cross on your back and you get real mean | |
| Down at the halfway house | |
| Robert (ha ha) at the halfway house | |
| He’s got a cross on your back | |
| He’s got roller skates and the’re hitched up to his feet | |
| He goes right down the street on the roller skates | |
| They’re from the halfway house | |
| Ya’ know this man | |
| Robert He’s no man he ain’t no mouse | |
| He’s from the halfway house | |
| Tell him he’s from the halfway house | |
| Now the doctor says good morning | |
| And Robert looked up ’n he had blisters on his fingers | |
| And the doctor said “ | |
| Robert, Robert” he said “ | |
| Robert” “You are not the halfway house, the halfway house” | |
| He’s Robert from the halfway house |
| Robert Robert | |
| Robert Down at the halfway house house | |
| Robert down at the halfway house | |
| He' s livin' at the halfway house | |
| The halfway house | |
| You know the halfway house | |
| It' s got a ??? | |
| They put a cross on your back and you get real mean | |
| Down at the halfway house | |
| Robert ha ha at the halfway house | |
| He' s got a cross on your back | |
| He' s got roller skates and the' re hitched up to his feet | |
| He goes right down the street on the roller skates | |
| They' re from the halfway house | |
| Ya' know this man | |
| Robert He' s no man he ain' t no mouse | |
| He' s from the halfway house | |
| Tell him he' s from the halfway house | |
| Now the doctor says good morning | |
| And Robert looked up ' n he had blisters on his fingers | |
| And the doctor said " | |
| Robert, Robert" he said " | |
| Robert" " You are not the halfway house, the halfway house" | |
| He' s Robert from the halfway house |