| Song | A Fine Romance |
| Artist | Stacey Kent |
| Album | A Fine Romance |
| Lyrics：dorothy fields music：jerome kern | |
| A fine romance, with no kisses | |
| A fine romance, my friend this is | |
| We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes | |
| But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes | |
| A fine romance, you won't nestle | |
| A fine romance, you won't wrestle | |
| I might as well play bridge | |
| With my old maid aunt | |
| I haven't got a chance | |
| This is a fine romance | |
| A fine romance, with no kisses | |
| A fine romance, my friend this is | |
| We two should be like clams in a dish of chowder | |
| But we just fizz like parts of a seidlitz powder (*) | |
| Yes, a fine romance, with no glitches | |
| A fine romance, with no bitches | |
| You're just as hard to land as the 'isle de france' | |
| I haven't got a chance | |
| This is a fine romance | |
| A fine romance, my good fellow | |
| You take romance, and i'll take jello | |
| You're calmer than the seals | |
| In the arctic ocean | |
| At least they flap their fins | |
| To express emotion | |
| A fine romance with no quarrels | |
| With no insults and all morals | |
| I've never mussed the crease | |
| In your blue serge pants | |
| I never get the chance | |
| This is a fine romance | |
| Yes, a fine romance, my dear, duchess | |
| Two old fogeys, who need crutches | |
| True love should have the thrills that a healthy crime has | |
| But we don't have the thrills that the march of time has, ba-ba-da-day | |
| A fine romance, my good woman | |
| My strong, age in the wood, woman | |
| You never give the orchids i sent a glance | |
| No, you like cactus plants, ha ha | |
| This is a fine romance | |
| A fine romance, my dear duchess | |
| Two old fogeys, who need crutches | |
| True love should have the thrills that a healthy crime has | |
| You know louis, we don't have half the thrills that the march of time has, | |
| You telling me; fine romance, my very good woman | |
| My strong, aged in the wood, woman | |
| You never give the orchids i sent a glance | |
| No i prefer cactus plants | |
| This is a fine romance! |
| Lyrics: dorothy fields music: jerome kern | |
| A fine romance, with no kisses | |
| A fine romance, my friend this is | |
| We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes | |
| But you' re as cold as yesterday' s mashed potatoes | |
| A fine romance, you won' t nestle | |
| A fine romance, you won' t wrestle | |
| I might as well play bridge | |
| With my old maid aunt | |
| I haven' t got a chance | |
| This is a fine romance | |
| A fine romance, with no kisses | |
| A fine romance, my friend this is | |
| We two should be like clams in a dish of chowder | |
| But we just fizz like parts of a seidlitz powder | |
| Yes, a fine romance, with no glitches | |
| A fine romance, with no bitches | |
| You' re just as hard to land as the ' isle de france' | |
| I haven' t got a chance | |
| This is a fine romance | |
| A fine romance, my good fellow | |
| You take romance, and i' ll take jello | |
| You' re calmer than the seals | |
| In the arctic ocean | |
| At least they flap their fins | |
| To express emotion | |
| A fine romance with no quarrels | |
| With no insults and all morals | |
| I' ve never mussed the crease | |
| In your blue serge pants | |
| I never get the chance | |
| This is a fine romance | |
| Yes, a fine romance, my dear, duchess | |
| Two old fogeys, who need crutches | |
| True love should have the thrills that a healthy crime has | |
| But we don' t have the thrills that the march of time has, babadaday | |
| A fine romance, my good woman | |
| My strong, age in the wood, woman | |
| You never give the orchids i sent a glance | |
| No, you like cactus plants, ha ha | |
| This is a fine romance | |
| A fine romance, my dear duchess | |
| Two old fogeys, who need crutches | |
| True love should have the thrills that a healthy crime has | |
| You know louis, we don' t have half the thrills that the march of time has, | |
| You telling me fine romance, my very good woman | |
| My strong, aged in the wood, woman | |
| You never give the orchids i sent a glance | |
| No i prefer cactus plants | |
| This is a fine romance! |