| Song | I'm Ready |
| Artist | Jandek |
| Album | On the Way |
| If you want to know why you’re a woman | |
| It’s ’cause you don’t want to be a man | |
| Yeah, just wanna have one | |
| You know I have fantasies about you | |
| Laying down, saying | |
| Just come on | |
| You can’t be that unkind | |
| Playing tricks on my mind | |
| I just steal away ??? by the bleachers | |
| Watch the door slam on in my face | |
| I think a brick is cracking | |
| I think a window’s broken | |
| I see your face in every feature | |
| Your hand in every glove | |
| Girls don’t wanna be a man, just want to have one | |
| You know I’m captured in your theater | |
| And I still don’t know what goes on below | |
| But if you got to be with him | |
| I’ll say goodbye | |
| You wonder why | |
| I’m a man | |
| Oh, ’cause | |
| I don’t want to be a woman | |
| I just wanna have one |
| If you want to know why you' re a woman | |
| It' s ' cause you don' t want to be a man | |
| Yeah, just wanna have one | |
| You know I have fantasies about you | |
| Laying down, saying | |
| Just come on | |
| You can' t be that unkind | |
| Playing tricks on my mind | |
| I just steal away ??? by the bleachers | |
| Watch the door slam on in my face | |
| I think a brick is cracking | |
| I think a window' s broken | |
| I see your face in every feature | |
| Your hand in every glove | |
| Girls don' t wanna be a man, just want to have one | |
| You know I' m captured in your theater | |
| And I still don' t know what goes on below | |
| But if you got to be with him | |
| I' ll say goodbye | |
| You wonder why | |
| I' m a man | |
| Oh, ' cause | |
| I don' t want to be a woman | |
| I just wanna have one |