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Take a boat, take a plane |
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Go to London, go to Spain |
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Take a train from Amsterdam to Monaco |
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Take a loved one if you think |
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They enjoy things that stink |
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Cause everything is different over there |
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When you're in Belgium you can eat |
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A lot of mayonnaise with your frites |
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And no one will say hey that's too much mayonnaise |
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Enjoy a German sausage hall |
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Eat an Italian meatball |
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But I hope you don't want a Twinkie |
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Because they don't have Hostess Twinkies over there |
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Over there you'll never feel at ease |
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Cause there's not much soap and there's too much cheese |
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And everyone wears clogs and rides on trains |
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Over there they'll make you regret that you ever |
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Saved their asses in World War II |
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Don't make me go over there |
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Cause I enjoy my freedom here |
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And I enjoy light-colored beer |
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I like to take showers |
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And I like to brush my teeth every day |
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Twice a day |
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They say that there's a place in France |
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Where the naked ladies dance |
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You can find it if you ask around |
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And there's a hole there in the wall |
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Where the men can see it all |
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But the men don't care |
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Because they chew their underwear |
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And the underwear they chew costs a dollar ninety-two |
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And the men go around with their ding dongs hanging down |
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Over there you'll never feel at ease |
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Cause there's not much soap and there's too much cheese |
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And everyone wears clogs and rides on trains |
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Over there they'll make you regret that you ever |
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Saved their asses in World War II |
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Don't make me go over there |
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No don't make me go over there |
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Don't make me go over there |