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All right stop whatcha doin' cause I'm about to ruin |
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The image and the style that ya used to |
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I look funny but yo I'm making money see |
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So yo world I hope you're ready for me |
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Now gather round I'm the new fool in town |
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And my sound's laid down by the underground |
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I drink up all the Hennessy ya got on ya shelf |
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So just let me introduce myself |
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My name is Humpty pronounced with a umpty |
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Yo ladies oh how I like to hump thee |
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And all the rappers in the top ten please allow me to bump thee |
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I'm steppin' tall y'all and just like Humpty Dumpty |
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You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me |
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I like to rhyme I like my beats funky |
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I'm spunky I like my oatmeal lumpy |
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I'm sick wit dis straight gangsta mack |
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But sometimes I get ridiculous |
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I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice |
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Hey yo fat girl c'mere are ya ticklish |
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Yeah I called ya fat look at me I'm skinny |
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It never stopped me from getting busy |
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I'm a freak I like the girls with the boom |
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I once got busy in a burger king bathroom |
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I'm crazy allow me to amaze thee |
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They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me |
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I'm still getting in the girls' pants |
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And I even got my own dance |
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The Humpty dance is your chance to do the hump |
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Do the Humpty hump come on and do the Humpty hump |
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Do the Humpty hump just watch me do the Humpty hump |
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Do ya know what I'm doing doing the Humpty hump |
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Do the Humpty hump do the Humpty hump |
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People say yo Humpty you're really funny lookin' |
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That's all right cause I get things cookin' |
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Ya stare ya glare ya constantly try to compare me |
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But ya can't get near me |
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I give 'em more see and on the floor B |
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All the girls they adore me |
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Oh yes ladies I'm really being sincere |
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Cause in a 69 my Humpty nose will tickle ya rear |
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My nose is big uh uh I'm not ashamed |
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Big like a pickle I'm still getting paid |
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I get laid by the ladies ya know I'm in charge |
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Both how I'm living and my nose is large |
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I get stupid I shoot an arrow like cupid |
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I use a word that don't mean nothing like looptid |
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I sang on Doowutchalike and if ya missed it |
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I'm the one who said just grab I'm in the biscuits |
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Also told ya that I like to bite |
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Well yeah I guess it's obvious I also like to write |
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All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance |
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And now I'm gonna do my dance |
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The Humpty dance is your chance to do the hump |
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Do the Humpty hump |
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Do the Humpty hump |
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Do the Humpty hump |
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Do the Humpty hump |
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Do ya know what I'm doing doing the Humpty hump |
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Do the Humpty hump watch me do the Humpty hump |
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Oh yeah that's the break y'all |
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Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here |
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Oh yeah |
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Now that I told ya a little bit about myself |
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Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance |
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It's real easy to do check it out |
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First I limp to the side like my leg was broken |
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Shaking and twitching kinda like I was smoking |
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Crazy wack funky |
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People say ya look like MC hammer on crack Humpty |
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That's all right cause my body's in motion |
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It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion |
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Anyone can play this game |
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This is my dance y'all Humpty hump's my name |
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No two people will do it the same |
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Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain |
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Humping funking jumping |
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Jig around shaking ya rump |
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And when a doo doo chump punk points a finger like a stump |
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Tell him step off I'm doing the hump |
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The Humpty dance is your chance to do the hump |
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Do the Humpty hump come on and do the Humpty hump |
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Do the Humpty hump do the Humpty hump |
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Do ya know what I'm doing doing the Humpty hump |
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Do the Humpty hump do the Humpty hump |
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Black people do the Humpty hump do the Humpty hump |
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White people do the Humpty hump do the Humpty hump |
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Puerto Ricans do the Humpty hump just keep on doing the hump |
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Samoans do the Humpty hump do the Humpty hump |
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Let's get stoopid |
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Do the Humpty hump |
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Do the Humpty hump |
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Do the Humpty hump |
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Do the Humpty hump |
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Do the Humpty hump |
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Do the Humpty hump |
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Do ya know what I'm doing doing the Humpty hump |
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Oh yeah come on and break it down |
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Once again the underground is in the house |
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I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world |
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Keep on doing the Humpty dance |
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And to the ladies |
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Peace and Humptiness forever |
