| Song | Wearing Down the Carpet |
| Artist | The Hoosiers |
| Album | The Secret Service |
| [00:38.40] | He walked for miles and miles but never left his room |
| [00:42.71] | Dramas unfolding in his head |
| [00:45.96] | Life threatening adventures from the comfort of the couch |
| [00:53.23] | A blazing fanfare that would never leave his lips |
| [00:57.37] | Nor even see the light of day |
| [01:00.80] | Earth shattering disasters from the safety of his settee |
| [01:07.88] | Oh oh! Oh oh! Wearing down the carpet |
| [01:16.40] | Oh oh! Oh oh! Content to end up where he started |
| [01:24.45] | Wearing down the carpet |
| [01:37.39] | They came from far and wide, just teacups in a storm |
| [01:41.23] | The universe like putty in his hands |
| [01:44.90] | All hail the conjurer who never left his room |
| [01:51.64] | Who never left his room |
| [01:56.20] | Oh oh! Oh oh! Wearing down the carpet |
| [02:04.78] | Oh oh! Oh oh! Content to end up where he started |
| [02:12.82] | Wearing down the carpet |
| [02:30.12] | He discovered worlds but never covered any ground |
| [02:34.02] | So many friends for someone so alone |
| [02:37.46] | Just a worn down carpet is all he has to show |
| [02:49.57] | — — —♪— — — |
| [00:38.40] | He walked for miles and miles but never left his room |
| [00:42.71] | Dramas unfolding in his head |
| [00:45.96] | Life threatening adventures from the comfort of the couch |
| [00:53.23] | A blazing fanfare that would never leave his lips |
| [00:57.37] | Nor even see the light of day |
| [01:00.80] | Earth shattering disasters from the safety of his settee |
| [01:07.88] | Oh oh! Oh oh! Wearing down the carpet |
| [01:16.40] | Oh oh! Oh oh! Content to end up where he started |
| [01:24.45] | Wearing down the carpet |
| [01:37.39] | They came from far and wide, just teacups in a storm |
| [01:41.23] | The universe like putty in his hands |
| [01:44.90] | All hail the conjurer who never left his room |
| [01:51.64] | Who never left his room |
| [01:56.20] | Oh oh! Oh oh! Wearing down the carpet |
| [02:04.78] | Oh oh! Oh oh! Content to end up where he started |
| [02:12.82] | Wearing down the carpet |
| [02:30.12] | He discovered worlds but never covered any ground |
| [02:34.02] | So many friends for someone so alone |
| [02:37.46] | Just a worn down carpet is all he has to show |
| [02:49.57] |