| Song | Potty Training Song |
| Artist | Jon lajoie |
| Album | You Want Some of This? |
| Hello boys and girls, it's time to learn about potty time. | |
| Do you feel a ca ca in your bum-bum or a pee-pee in your wee-wee? | |
| Well, come along and sing with me… | |
| Poo-poo comes out of your bum and it makes funny noises… [farting noises] | |
| Poo poo comes out of your bum but you should do it in the toilet. | |
| And if you have to do a pee pee do it in the potty… peeing in your pants is really really naughty. | |
| This applies to some old people too. |
| Hello boys and girls, it' s time to learn about potty time. | |
| Do you feel a ca ca in your bumbum or a peepee in your weewee? | |
| Well, come along and sing with me | |
| Poopoo comes out of your bum and it makes funny noises farting noises | |
| Poo poo comes out of your bum but you should do it in the toilet. | |
| And if you have to do a pee pee do it in the potty peeing in your pants is really really naughty. | |
| This applies to some old people too. |