| Song | Sunday Afternoon |
| Artist | Jon lajoie |
| Album | You Want Some of This? |
| Ladies and gentlemen get off the dance floor and start doing your chores its | |
| Sunday afternoon! [Chorus] | |
| It's Sunday afternoon and there a few things that | |
| I have to do. | |
| And I'm gonna do 'em and | |
| [2x] | I'm gonna do 'em |
| First up, | |
| I gotta tidy up, my place is getting messy haven't cleaned it in a month | |
| I may be having friends over tomorrow night, | |
| It's not confirmed but just in case | |
| I'd like my place to look nice. | |
| Then I'll go out to the grocery store and get some more dish soap | |
| I ran out a week ago and | |
| I've been mixing it with water just to make it last a little longer, but now there's really nothing left. | |
| Then I'll stop by at my parents' to say hi and maybe have a cup of coffee and a piece of pie. | |
| And I'll ask them how their week was… “ | |
| How was your week?†| |
| And they'll tell me how their week was… “ | |
| Pretty good.†[Chorus] | |
| Then I'll head down to the mall pick up some black socks. | |
| I don't really need them but | |
| I heard that they were half off. | |
| You can never have too many socks you know, so that you can always throw away the ones with holes. | |
| Next up, take my dog out for a walk, he needs the exercise and at the same time | |
| I talk to the other people walking their dogs… “ | |
| Hello†I usually ask them questions about their dogs, “ | |
| How old is he?†| |
| Then I have to return this | |
| DVD of pornography that my friend rented | |
| I swear to | |
| God that it wasn't me… “ | |
| It's not mine, | |
| I swear.†| |
| Alright fine, but it was the first time | |
| I am not the kind of guy that watches porn all the time… | |
| Alright fine | |
| I watch porn all the time. [Chorus] | |
| I only have one thing left to do, and | |
| I'm not gonna do it in front of you. | |
| So I'm gonna end the song like this, as | |
| I warm up my wrist… “ | |
| Dammit, I forgot to buy kleenex.†|
| Ladies and gentlemen get off the dance floor and start doing your chores its | |
| Sunday afternoon! Chorus | |
| It' s Sunday afternoon and there a few things that | |
| I have to do. | |
| And I' m gonna do ' em and | |
| [2x] | I' m gonna do ' em |
| First up, | |
| I gotta tidy up, my place is getting messy haven' t cleaned it in a month | |
| I may be having friends over tomorrow night, | |
| It' s not confirmed but just in case | |
| I' d like my place to look nice. | |
| Then I' ll go out to the grocery store and get some more dish soap | |
| I ran out a week ago and | |
| I' ve been mixing it with water just to make it last a little longer, but now there' s really nothing left. | |
| Then I' ll stop by at my parents' to say hi and maybe have a cup of coffee and a piece of pie. | |
| And I' ll ask them how their week was | |
| How was your week? | |
| And they' ll tell me how their week was | |
| Pretty good. Chorus | |
| Then I' ll head down to the mall pick up some black socks. | |
| I don' t really need them but | |
| I heard that they were half off. | |
| You can never have too many socks you know, so that you can always throw away the ones with holes. | |
| Next up, take my dog out for a walk, he needs the exercise and at the same time | |
| I talk to the other people walking their dogs | |
| Hello I usually ask them questions about their dogs, | |
| How old is he? | |
| Then I have to return this | |
| DVD of pornography that my friend rented | |
| I swear to | |
| God that it wasn' t me | |
| It' s not mine, | |
| I swear. | |
| Alright fine, but it was the first time | |
| I am not the kind of guy that watches porn all the time | |
| Alright fine | |
| I watch porn all the time. Chorus | |
| I only have one thing left to do, and | |
| I' m not gonna do it in front of you. | |
| So I' m gonna end the song like this, as | |
| I warm up my wrist | |
| Dammit, I forgot to buy kleenex. |