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Lyrics to Everyday Normal Guy : |
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I am just a regular everyday normal guy... |
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Nothing special about me Mother Fucka |
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I am just a regular everyday normal guy... |
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When I go to the clubs I wait in line Mother Fucka |
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I am just a regular everyday normal guy... |
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I got 600 dollars In the bank Mother Fucka |
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I am just a regular everyday normal guy... |
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And my sexual performances are average |
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I work at customer service for a phone company |
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I make 12 bucks an hour but that's all I need |
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I live in a small apartment on a quiet street |
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I don't go out too much I like to watch TV |
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I cant afford a car I use public transportation |
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I don't mind I read 'til I reach my destination |
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sometimes a newspaper, sometimes a book |
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the amount of money I save this shit is off the hook |
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And i am not very good with the women |
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I'm a pretty shy person and I'm average looking |
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last time I had sex was in 2003 |
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and I am ashamed to admit but it wasn't free |
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I am just a regular everyday normal guy... |
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I get nervous in social situations Mother Fucka |
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I am just a regular everyday normal guy... |
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I get constipated once a month Mother Fucka |
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I am just a regular everyday normal guy... |
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And i make pretty good spaghetti sauce Mother Fucka |
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I am just a regular everyday normal guy... |
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and I get scared when I go see the dentist |
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I'm the "Pauly Shore" of everyday life |
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easily forgettable and I am not very liked |
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I have an "According to Jim" personality |
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I'm as entertaining as a fucking STD |
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if you wanna mess with me I think you probably can |
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because I am not confident and i am weak for a man |
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I'll just roll up in a ball while you kick me in the back, yeah |
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honestly I probably wont fight back |
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And I don't have many friends that would back me up |
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My friend Steve would but he doesn't look very tough |
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You want some of this bitch? |
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If you rarely get laid put your hands up |
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If you're not well paid put your hands up |
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If you got a pet cat put your hands up |
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and if you got a bad back put your hands up |
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I hurt my back two summers ago moving a fridge and ever since then it's just not the same... you know it... it gets... It gets pretty sore |
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I am just a regular everyday normal guy... |
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My parents are really nice people Mother Fucka |
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I am just a regular everyday normal guy... |
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I am somewhat afraid of heights Mother Fucka |
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I am just a regular everyday normal guy... |
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I like the show "Grey's Anatomy" Mother Fucka |
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I am just a regular everyday normal guy... |
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and I am pretty good at making paper planes |
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I could do this all day... I could do this all day... I could do this all day... |