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[00:36] | 我非洲农业不发达 |
[00:39] | 两袋儿肥料顶一袋儿撒都蒸发 |
[00:43] | 坷垃浪费涨价非洲都蒸发 |
[00:47] | 妈妈 世界 发达 要有坷垃 |
[00:51] | 日!没肥料资源实在太缺乏 |
[00:54] | 没坷垃庄稼怎么吸氮磷钾 |
[00:58] | 掺坷垃吸收美国地下的庄稼 |
[01:02] | 粮食 不用 进口 哈哈哈哈 |
[01:05] | 你们都想干什么 不能打架 |
[01:09] | 好处说对了 就给他坷垃坷垃耶! |
[01:12] | 日本非洲都不傻 农业不发达 |
[01:16] | 打架吵架也不能支援他坷垃坷垃耶! |
[01:20] | 用了坷垃 肥料亩产一千八 |
[01:24] | 吸收两千米美国地下庄稼 |
[01:28] | 我日本的粮食再也不进口辣 |
[01:32] | 资源不再缺乏~~~ |
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[02:03] | 坷垃坷垃耶~ |
[02:05] | 肥料不掺金坷垃 流失蒸发 |
[02:09] | 农业发达必需掺一袋坷垃坷垃耶! |
[02:12] | 日本小麦太缺乏 地下没庄稼 |
[02:16] | 美国狡猾吸收氮磷钾要坷垃坷垃耶! |
[02:20] | 中国资源太缺乏 亩产十八 |
[02:24] | 希望美国支援我几袋儿金灿灿的垃 |
[02:27] | 日本非洲危害大 不给他坷垃 |
[02:31] | 中国农业不发达支援他坷垃坷垃耶! |
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[02:39] | 中国有了金坷垃 大力种庄稼 |
[02:46] | 摩的有了金坷垃 速度加快加快 |
[02:54] | 大林用了金坷垃 小麦变渣渣! |
[03:03] | 坷垃坷垃耶! |
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[00:36] | wo fei zhou nong ye bu fa da |
[00:39] | liang dai er fei liao ding yi dai er sa dou zheng fa |
[00:43] | ke la lang fei zhang jia fei zhou dou zheng fa |
[00:47] | ma ma shi jie fa da yao you ke la |
[00:51] | ri! mei fei liao zi yuan shi zai tai que fa |
[00:54] | mei ke la zhuang jia zen me xi dan lin jia |
[00:58] | can ke la xi shou mei guo di xia de zhuang jia |
[01:02] | liang shi bu yong jin kou ha ha ha ha |
[01:05] | ni men dou xiang gan shen me bu neng da jia |
[01:09] | hao chu shuo dui le jiu gei ta ke la ke la ye! |
[01:12] | ri ben fei zhou dou bu sha nong ye bu fa da |
[01:16] | da jia chao jia ye bu neng zhi yuan ta ke la ke la ye! |
[01:20] | yong le ke la fei liao mu chan yi qian ba |
[01:24] | xi shou liang qian mi mei guo di xia zhuang jia |
[01:28] | wo ri ben de liang shi zai ye bu jin kou la |
[01:32] | zi yuan bu zai que fa |
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[02:03] | ke la ke la ye |
[02:05] | fei liao bu can jin ke la liu shi zheng fa |
[02:09] | nong ye fa da bi xu can yi dai ke la ke la ye! |
[02:12] | ri ben xiao mai tai que fa di xia mei zhuang jia |
[02:16] | mei guo jiao hua xi shou dan lin jia yao ke la ke la ye! |
[02:20] | zhong guo zi yuan tai que fa mu chan shi ba |
[02:24] | xi wang mei guo zhi yuan wo ji dai er jin can can de la |
[02:27] | ri ben fei zhou wei hai da bu gei ta ke la |
[02:31] | zhong guo nong ye bu fa da zhi yuan ta ke la ke la ye! |
[02:37] | |
[02:39] | zhong guo you le jin ke la da li zhong zhuang jia |
[02:46] | mo de you le jin ke la su du jia kuai jia kuai |
[02:54] | da lin yong le jin ke la xiao mai bian zha zha! |
[03:03] | ke la ke la ye! |
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[00:36] | wǒ fēi zhōu nóng yè bù fā dá |
[00:39] | liǎng dài ér féi liào dǐng yī dài ér sā dōu zhēng fā |
[00:43] | kē lā làng fèi zhǎng jià fēi zhōu dōu zhēng fā |
[00:47] | mā mā shì jiè fā dá yào yǒu kē lā |
[00:51] | rì! méi féi liào zī yuán shí zài tài quē fá |
[00:54] | méi kē lā zhuāng jià zěn me xī dàn lín jiǎ |
[00:58] | càn kē lā xī shōu měi guó dì xià de zhuāng jià |
[01:02] | liáng shí bù yòng jìn kǒu hā hā hā hā |
[01:05] | nǐ men dōu xiǎng gàn shén me bù néng dǎ jià |
[01:09] | hǎo chù shuō duì le jiù gěi tā kē lā kē lā yé! |
[01:12] | rì běn fēi zhōu dōu bù shǎ nóng yè bù fā dá |
[01:16] | dǎ jià chǎo jià yě bù néng zhī yuán tā kē lā kē lā yé! |
[01:20] | yòng le kē lā féi liào mǔ chǎn yī qiān bā |
[01:24] | xī shōu liǎng qiān mǐ měi guó dì xià zhuāng jià |
[01:28] | wǒ rì běn de liáng shí zài yě bù jìn kǒu là |
[01:32] | zī yuán bù zài quē fá |
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[02:03] | kē lā kē lā yé |
[02:05] | féi liào bù càn jīn kē lā liú shī zhēng fā |
[02:09] | nóng yè fā dá bì xū càn yī dài kē lā kē lā yé! |
[02:12] | rì běn xiǎo mài tài quē fá dì xià méi zhuāng jià |
[02:16] | měi guó jiǎo huá xī shōu dàn lín jiǎ yào kē lā kē lā yé! |
[02:20] | zhōng guó zī yuán tài quē fá mǔ chǎn shí bā |
[02:24] | xī wàng měi guó zhī yuán wǒ jǐ dài ér jīn càn càn de lā |
[02:27] | rì běn fēi zhōu wēi hài dà bù gěi tā kē lā |
[02:31] | zhōng guó nóng yè bù fā dá zhī yuán tā kē lā kē lā yé! |
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[02:39] | zhōng guó yǒu le jīn kē lā dà lì zhǒng zhuāng jià |
[02:46] | mó de yǒu le jīn kē lā sù dù jiā kuài jiā kuài |
[02:54] | dà lín yòng le jīn kē lā xiǎo mài biàn zhā zhā! |
[03:03] | kē lā kē lā yé! |