ge lao shi he xiao tian yi de rao kou ling xiao jiao shi

葛老师和小天依的绕口令小教室
ge lao shi he xiao tian yi de rao kou ling xiao jiao shi Lyrics

Song 葛老师和小天依的绕口令小教室
Artist YoungStar
Album 热门华语281
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[00:01] 葛老师:嗨~小朋友们大家好
[00:03] 今天呢 我们来学习绕口令
[00:06] 谁愿意跟我学一句绕口令啊
[00:09] 天依:我来!(/≧▽≦)/
[00:10] 葛老师:那 具体是怎么练的呢?
[00:12] 我在这儿呢 就为小朋友们示范一下
[00:16] 你像
[00:17] 八百标兵奔北坡
[00:19] 北坡炮兵并排跑
[00:21] 炮兵怕把标兵碰
[00:23] 标兵怕碰炮兵炮
[00:25] (√)
[00:27] 天依:八百标兵奔北坡
[00:29] 北坡炮兵并排"饱"
[00:30] (X)
[00:31] 啊哦。
[00:32] 八百标兵奔北坡
[00:34] 北坡“刨冰”
[00:35] (X)
[00:36] 额...再来再来我不服!
[00:38] 八百标兵奔北“波”
[00:40] (X)
[00:41] 啊~~~八百“包"
[00:42] (X)(X)(X)
[00:43] 我不玩了拉!
[00:44] 看来 咱得出绝招了
[00:46] Music
[00:47] ON!
[00:49] 今天我们一起来学习绕口令(对啦)
[00:52] 要和小天依做现场的表演(我我我我来)
[00:55] 绕口令跟着歌一起唱会更加好说
[00:59] 我先给天依做一个示范
[01:00] 1 2 3 Go!
[01:02] 八百个标兵奔呀奔北坡呀
[01:05] 奔呀嘛奔北坡呀 奔呀嘛奔北坡(哇!)
[01:08] 北坡的炮兵并呀并排跑呀
[01:12] 并呀嘛并排跑呀 并呀嘛并排跑(好厉害)
[01:15] 北坡的炮兵怕把标兵碰
[01:18] 奔北坡炮兵怕碰炮兵们的炮
[01:21] 不知是炮兵碰了标兵们的标(动词打次xN)
[01:24] 还是标兵们碰了炮兵们的炮 嘿!(动词打次xN)
[01:28] 打北边走来了一个喇嘛
[01:31] 手里面提溜着呀五斤鳎目
[01:34] 打南边走来了一个哑巴
[01:38] 手里面提溜着呀一个喇叭
[01:41] 喇嘛想拿鳎目来换喇叭
[01:44] 但哑巴不想用喇叭换喇嘛的鳎目
[01:47] 于是喇嘛拿鳎目打哑巴一鳎目
[01:51] 哑巴也用喇叭打了喇嘛一喇叭
[01:55] 『来小天依 你也试试』
[01:57] 『好像很好玩的样子啊 1 2 3 Go!』
[01:59] 『1 2 3 Go!』
[02:01] 八百个标兵奔呀奔北坡呀(嗯不错)
[02:04] 手里面提溜着呀五十斤小鳎目(诶?)
[02:07] 北坡的炮兵并呀并排跑
[02:10] 手里面提溜着呀一个大喇叭(等一下啊喂)
[02:14] 奔北坡标兵想拿小鳎目
[02:17] 来换北边炮兵手里面的那大喇叭
[02:20] 可是北边的炮兵不想换鳎目
[02:23] 说“我就不换呀!哎?"
[02:25] “你来打我呀!哈!”
[02:27] 奔北坡标兵说“哎你挺横哈!”
[02:30] 就抄起了长扁担打了炮兵一扁担
[02:33] 北坡炮兵说“你还真打呀!”
[02:36] 就抄起了宽板凳打了标兵一板凳
[02:40] 炮兵怕碰标兵的长扁担
[02:43] 就把长扁担绑在标兵的鳎目上
[02:46] 然而标兵说“哈哈我也不傻啊!”
[02:50] 就把炮兵的板凳绑在炮兵的喇叭上
[02:54] 『违和感死哪去啦!』
[02:55] 『别急 后面还有』
[02:57] 『哇!怎么突然变快啦』
[02:59] 两群人一直打到山脚边
[03:02] 山脚的下面有一家豆腐店
[03:05] 豆腐店的门面它面冲南
[03:08] 门面的上面挂蓝布棉门帘
[03:11] 从上面摘下蓝布棉门帘
[03:14] 豆腐店门面还是面呀嘛面冲南
[03:16] 那么挂上去蓝色棉布棉门帘
[03:19] 你猜它怎么着?哎!
[03:20] 它还是面冲南!(嘿!)
[03:22] 标兵抄起一块炖冻豆腐
[03:24] 就朝炮兵扔了一块炖冻豆腐
[03:27] 炮兵他看到了炖冻豆腐
[03:29] 就一下子躲开了那炖冻豆腐
[03:32] 老板说你扔你的炖冻豆腐
[03:34] 那你当然躲你的炖冻豆腐
[03:36] 那你既然不会扔那炖冻豆腐
[03:39] 那就别浪费了我的炖冻豆腐
[03:41] (好了好了 你已经超神了)
[03:44] (不行啊 根本停不下来!)
[03:46] (对 一定是UP主搞的鬼!)
[03:48] (咱俩一起来 看我不累死UP主!)
[03:51] 出了门打到一堵粉红墙
[03:53] 粉红墙上呀画呀画凤凰
[03:55] 黄凤凰粉红凤凰花凤凰
[03:57] 还有红凤凰和灰呀灰凤凰
[04:00] 下面有四十四头石狮子
[04:02] 旁边还有四十四棵死涩柿子树
[04:05] 柿子树涩死四只石狮子
[04:07] 十头石狮子咬死四棵柿子树
[04:09] 两群人又打到了山坡上
[04:12] 山坡上面有一位老方丈
[04:14] 方丈说不能打架不能打架
[04:17] 把北坡炮兵感化成了喇嘛
[04:20] 标兵不小心看到他妈妈
[04:23] 他妈妈一巴掌把他打成了哑巴
[04:26] 喇嘛呀回呀回家炖鳎目
[04:29] 哑巴也回家嘀嘀哒哒吹喇叭!
[04:32] 啦~
[04:35] (哎呀 这个绕口令终于讲完啦!)
[04:39] (不过可真是十分好玩啊~)
[04:42] (再来一次吧 1 2 3 Go!)
[04:45] 八百标兵奔北坡
[04:48] 言和:隔壁那班又在发神经了..
[04:50.30] 诶.
[00:01] ge lao shi: hai xiao peng you men da jia hao
[00:03] jin tian ne wo men lai xue xi rao kou ling
[00:06] shui yuan yi gen wo xue yi ju rao kou ling a
[00:09] tian yi: wo lai!
[00:10] ge lao shi: na ju ti shi zen me lian de ne?
[00:12] wo zai zhe er ne jiu wei xiao peng you men shi fan yi xia
[00:16] ni xiang
[00:17] ba bai biao bing ben bei po
[00:19] bei po pao bing bing pai pao
[00:21] pao bing pa ba biao bing peng
[00:23] biao bing pa peng pao bing pao
[00:25]
[00:27] tian yi: ba bai biao bing ben bei po
[00:29] bei po pao bing bing pai" bao"
[00:30] X
[00:31] a o.
[00:32] ba bai biao bing ben bei po
[00:34] bei po" bao bing"
[00:35] X
[00:36] e... zai lai zai lai wo bu fu!
[00:38] ba bai biao bing ben bei" bo"
[00:40] X
[00:41] a ba bai" bao"
[00:42] X X X
[00:43] wo bu wan le la!
[00:44] kan lai zan de chu jue zhao le
[00:46] Music
[00:47] ON!
[00:49] jin tian wo men yi qi lai xue xi rao kou ling dui la
[00:52] yao he xiao tian yi zuo xian chang de biao yan wo wo wo wo lai
[00:55] rao kou ling gen zhe ge yi qi chang hui geng jia hao shuo
[00:59] wo xian gei tian yi zuo yi ge shi fan
[01:00] 1 2 3 Go!
[01:02] ba bai ge biao bing ben ya ben bei po ya
[01:05] ben ya ma ben bei po ya ben ya ma ben bei po wa!
[01:08] bei po de pao bing bing ya bing pai pao ya
[01:12] bing ya ma bing pai pao ya bing ya ma bing pai pao hao li hai
[01:15] bei po de pao bing pa ba biao bing peng
[01:18] ben bei po pao bing pa peng pao bing men de pao
[01:21] bu zhi shi pao bing peng le biao bing men de biao dong ci da ci xN
[01:24] hai shi biao bing men peng le pao bing men de pao hei! dong ci da ci xN
[01:28] da bei bian zou lai le yi ge la ma
[01:31] shou li mian di liu zhe ya wu jin ta mu
[01:34] da nan bian zou lai le yi ge ya ba
[01:38] shou li mian di liu zhe ya yi ge la ba
[01:41] la ma xiang na ta mu lai huan la ba
[01:44] dan ya ba bu xiang yong la ba huan la ma de ta mu
[01:47] yu shi la ma na ta mu da ya ba yi ta mu
[01:51] ya ba ye yong la ba da le la ma yi la ba
[01:55] lai xiao tian yi ni ye shi shi
[01:57] hao xiang hen hao wan de yang zi a 1 2 3 Go!
[01:59] 1 2 3 Go!
[02:01] ba bai ge biao bing ben ya ben bei po ya bu cuo
[02:04] shou li mian di liu zhe ya wu shi jin xiao ta mu ei?
[02:07] bei po de pao bing bing ya bing pai pao
[02:10] shou li mian di liu zhe ya yi ge da la ba deng yi xia a wei
[02:14] ben bei po biao bing xiang na xiao ta mu
[02:17] lai huan bei bian pao bing shou li mian di na da la ba
[02:20] ke shi bei bian de pao bing bu xiang huan ta mu
[02:23] shuo" wo jiu bu huan ya! ai?"
[02:25] " ni lai da wo ya! ha!"
[02:27] ben bei po biao bing shuo" ai ni ting heng ha!"
[02:30] jiu chao qi le zhang bian dan da le pao bing yi bian dan
[02:33] bei po pao bing shuo" ni hai zhen da ya!"
[02:36] jiu chao qi le kuan ban deng da le biao bing yi ban deng
[02:40] pao bing pa peng biao bing de zhang bian dan
[02:43] jiu ba zhang bian dan bang zai biao bing de ta mu shang
[02:46] ran er biao bing shuo" ha ha wo ye bu sha a!"
[02:50] jiu ba pao bing de ban deng bang zai pao bing de la ba shang
[02:54] wei he gan si na qu la!
[02:55] bie ji hou mian hai you
[02:57] wa! zen me tu ran bian kuai la
[02:59] liang qun ren yi zhi da dao shan jiao bian
[03:02] shan jiao de xia mian you yi jia dou fu dian
[03:05] dou fu dian de men mian ta mian chong nan
[03:08] men mian di shang mian gua lan bu mian men lian
[03:11] cong shang mian zhai xia lan bu mian men lian
[03:14] dou fu dian men mian hai shi mian ya ma mian chong nan
[03:16] na me gua shang qu lan se mian bu mian men lian
[03:19] ni cai ta zen me zhao? ai!
[03:20] ta hai shi mian chong nan! hei!
[03:22] biao bing chao qi yi kuai dun dong dou fu
[03:24] jiu chao pao bing reng le yi kuai dun dong dou fu
[03:27] pao bing ta kan dao le dun dong dou fu
[03:29] jiu yi xia zi duo kai le na dun dong dou fu
[03:32] lao ban shuo ni reng ni de dun dong dou fu
[03:34] na ni dang ran duo ni de dun dong dou fu
[03:36] na ni ji ran bu hui reng na dun dong dou fu
[03:39] na jiu bie lang fei le wo de dun dong dou fu
[03:41] hao le hao le ni yi jing chao shen le
[03:44] bu xing a gen ben ting bu xia lai!
[03:46] dui yi ding shi UP zhu gao de gui!
[03:48] zan lia yi qi lai kan wo bu lei si UP zhu!
[03:51] chu le men da dao yi du fen hong qiang
[03:53] fen hong qiang shang ya hua ya hua feng huang
[03:55] huang feng huang fen hong feng huang hua feng huang
[03:57] hai you hong feng huang he hui ya hui feng huang
[04:00] xia mian you si shi si tou shi shi zi
[04:02] pang bian hai you si shi si ke si se shi zi shu
[04:05] shi zi shu se si si zhi shi shi zi
[04:07] shi tou shi shi zi yao si si ke shi zi shu
[04:09] liang qun ren you da dao le shan po shang
[04:12] shan po shang mian you yi wei lao fang zhang
[04:14] fang zhang shuo bu neng da jia bu neng da jia
[04:17] ba bei po pao bing gan hua cheng le la ma
[04:20] biao bing bu xiao xin kan dao ta ma ma
[04:23] ta ma ma yi ba zhang ba ta da cheng le ya ba
[04:26] la ma ya hui ya hui jia dun ta mu
[04:29] ya ba ye hui jia di di da da chui la ba!
[04:32] la
[04:35] ai ya zhe ge rao kou ling zhong yu jiang wan la!
[04:39] bu guo ke zhen shi shi fen hao wan a
[04:42] zai lai yi ci ba 1 2 3 Go!
[04:45] ba bai biao bing ben bei po
[04:48] yan he: ge bi na ban you zai fa shen jing le..
[04:50.30] ei.
[00:01] gé lǎo shī: hāi xiǎo péng yǒu men dà jiā hǎo
[00:03] jīn tiān ne wǒ men lái xué xí rào kǒu lìng
[00:06] shuí yuàn yì gēn wǒ xué yī jù rào kǒu lìng a
[00:09] tiān yī: wǒ lái!
[00:10] gé lǎo shī: nà jù tǐ shì zěn me liàn de ne?
[00:12] wǒ zài zhè ér ne jiù wèi xiǎo péng yǒu men shì fàn yī xià
[00:16] nǐ xiàng
[00:17] bā bǎi biāo bīng bēn běi pō
[00:19] běi pō pào bīng bìng pái pǎo
[00:21] pào bīng pà bǎ biāo bīng pèng
[00:23] biāo bīng pà pèng pào bīng pào
[00:25]
[00:27] tiān yī: bā bǎi biāo bīng bēn běi pō
[00:29] běi pō pào bīng bìng pái" bǎo"
[00:30] X
[00:31] a ó.
[00:32] bā bǎi biāo bīng bēn běi pō
[00:34] běi pō" bào bīng"
[00:35] X
[00:36] é... zài lái zài lái wǒ bù fú!
[00:38] bā bǎi biāo bīng bēn běi" bō"
[00:40] X
[00:41] a bā bǎi" bāo"
[00:42] X X X
[00:43] wǒ bù wán le lā!
[00:44] kàn lái zán dé chū jué zhāo le
[00:46] Music
[00:47] ON!
[00:49] jīn tiān wǒ men yì qǐ lái xué xí rào kǒu lìng duì la
[00:52] yào hé xiǎo tiān yī zuò xiàn chǎng de biǎo yǎn wǒ wǒ wǒ wǒ lái
[00:55] rào kǒu lìng gēn zhe gē yì qǐ chàng huì gèng jiā hǎo shuō
[00:59] wǒ xiān gěi tiān yī zuò yí gè shì fàn
[01:00] 1 2 3 Go!
[01:02] bā bǎi gè biāo bīng bēn ya bēn běi pō ya
[01:05] bēn ya ma bēn běi pō ya bēn ya ma bēn běi pō wa!
[01:08] běi pō de pào bīng bìng ya bìng pái pǎo ya
[01:12] bìng ya ma bìng pái pǎo ya bìng ya ma bìng pái pǎo hǎo lì hài
[01:15] běi pō de pào bīng pà bǎ biāo bīng pèng
[01:18] bēn běi pō pào bīng pà pèng pào bīng men de pào
[01:21] bù zhī shì pào bīng pèng le biāo bīng men de biāo dòng cí dǎ cì xN
[01:24] hái shì biāo bīng men pèng le pào bīng men de pào hēi! dòng cí dǎ cì xN
[01:28] dǎ běi biān zǒu lái le yí gè lǎ ma
[01:31] shǒu lǐ miàn dī liū zhe ya wǔ jīn tǎ mù
[01:34] dǎ nán biān zǒu lái le yí gè yǎ bā
[01:38] shǒu lǐ miàn dī liū zhe ya yí gè lǎ bā
[01:41] lǎ ma xiǎng ná tǎ mù lái huàn lǎ bā
[01:44] dàn yǎ bā bù xiǎng yòng lǎ bā huàn lǎ ma de tǎ mù
[01:47] yú shì lǎ ma ná tǎ mù dǎ yǎ bā yī tǎ mù
[01:51] yǎ bā yě yòng lǎ bā dǎ le lǎ ma yī lǎ bā
[01:55] lái xiǎo tiān yī nǐ yě shì shì
[01:57] hǎo xiàng hěn hǎo wán de yàng zi a 1 2 3 Go!
[01:59] 1 2 3 Go!
[02:01] bā bǎi gè biāo bīng bēn ya bēn běi pō ya bù cuò
[02:04] shǒu lǐ miàn dī liū zhe ya wǔ shí jīn xiǎo tǎ mù éi?
[02:07] běi pō de pào bīng bìng ya bìng pái pǎo
[02:10] shǒu lǐ miàn dī liū zhe ya yí gè dà lǎ bā děng yī xià a wèi
[02:14] bēn běi pō biāo bīng xiǎng ná xiǎo tǎ mù
[02:17] lái huàn běi biān pào bīng shǒu lǐ miàn dí nà dà lǎ bā
[02:20] kě shì běi biān de pào bīng bù xiǎng huàn tǎ mù
[02:23] shuō" wǒ jiù bù huàn ya! āi?"
[02:25] " nǐ lái dǎ wǒ ya! hā!"
[02:27] bēn běi pō biāo bīng shuō" āi nǐ tǐng héng hā!"
[02:30] jiù chāo qǐ le zhǎng biǎn dàn dǎ le pào bīng yī biǎn dàn
[02:33] běi pō pào bīng shuō" nǐ hái zhēn dǎ ya!"
[02:36] jiù chāo qǐ le kuān bǎn dèng dǎ le biāo bīng yī bǎn dèng
[02:40] pào bīng pà pèng biāo bīng de zhǎng biǎn dàn
[02:43] jiù bǎ zhǎng biǎn dàn bǎng zài biāo bīng de tǎ mù shàng
[02:46] rán ér biāo bīng shuō" hā hā wǒ yě bù shǎ a!"
[02:50] jiù bǎ pào bīng de bǎn dèng bǎng zài pào bīng de lǎ bā shàng
[02:54] wéi hé gǎn sǐ nǎ qù la!
[02:55] bié jí hòu miàn hái yǒu
[02:57] wa! zěn me tū rán biàn kuài la
[02:59] liǎng qún rén yī zhí dǎ dào shān jiǎo biān
[03:02] shān jiǎo de xià miàn yǒu yī jiā dòu fǔ diàn
[03:05] dòu fǔ diàn de mén miàn tā miàn chōng nán
[03:08] mén miàn dí shàng miàn guà lán bù mián mén lián
[03:11] cóng shàng miàn zhāi xià lán bù mián mén lián
[03:14] dòu fǔ diàn mén miàn hái shì miàn ya ma miàn chōng nán
[03:16] nà me guà shǎng qù lán sè mián bù mián mén lián
[03:19] nǐ cāi tā zěn me zhāo? āi!
[03:20] tā hái shì miàn chōng nán! hēi!
[03:22] biāo bīng chāo qǐ yí kuài dùn dòng dòu fǔ
[03:24] jiù cháo pào bīng rēng le yí kuài dùn dòng dòu fǔ
[03:27] pào bīng tā kàn dào le dùn dòng dòu fǔ
[03:29] jiù yī xià zǐ duǒ kāi le nà dùn dòng dòu fǔ
[03:32] lǎo bǎn shuō nǐ rēng nǐ de dùn dòng dòu fǔ
[03:34] nà nǐ dāng rán duǒ nǐ de dùn dòng dòu fǔ
[03:36] nà nǐ jì rán bú huì rēng nà dùn dòng dòu fǔ
[03:39] nà jiù bié làng fèi le wǒ de dùn dòng dòu fǔ
[03:41] hǎo le hǎo le nǐ yǐ jīng chāo shén le
[03:44] bù xíng a gēn běn tíng bù xià lái!
[03:46] duì yí dìng shì UP zhǔ gǎo de guǐ!
[03:48] zán liǎ yì qǐ lái kàn wǒ bù lèi sǐ UP zhǔ!
[03:51] chū le mén dǎ dào yī dǔ fěn hóng qiáng
[03:53] fěn hóng qiáng shàng ya huà ya huà fèng huáng
[03:55] huáng fèng huáng fěn hóng fèng huáng huā fèng huáng
[03:57] hái yǒu hóng fèng huáng hé huī ya huī fèng huáng
[04:00] xià miàn yǒu sì shí sì tóu shí shī zi
[04:02] páng biān hái yǒu sì shí sì kē sǐ sè shì zi shù
[04:05] shì zi shù sè sǐ sì zhǐ shí shī zi
[04:07] shí tóu shí shī zi yǎo sǐ sì kē shì zi shù
[04:09] liǎng qún rén yòu dǎ dào le shān pō shàng
[04:12] shān pō shàng miàn yǒu yī wèi lǎo fāng zhàng
[04:14] fāng zhàng shuō bù néng dǎ jià bù néng dǎ jià
[04:17] bǎ běi pō pào bīng gǎn huà chéng le lǎ ma
[04:20] biāo bīng bù xiǎo xīn kàn dào tā mā mā
[04:23] tā mā mā yī bā zhǎng bǎ tā dǎ chéng le yǎ bā
[04:26] lǎ ma ya huí ya huí jiā dùn tǎ mù
[04:29] yǎ bā yě huí jiā dí dī dā dā chuī lǎ bā!
[04:32] la
[04:35] āi yā zhè gè rào kǒu lìng zhōng yú jiǎng wán la!
[04:39] bù guò kě zhēn shì shí fēn hǎo wán a
[04:42] zài lái yī cì ba 1 2 3 Go!
[04:45] bā bǎi biāo bīng bēn běi pō
[04:48] yán hé: gé bì nà bān yòu zài fā shén jīng le..
[04:50.30] éi.
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