[00:01] | 葛老师:嗨~小朋友们大家好 |
[00:03] | 今天呢 我们来学习绕口令 |
[00:06] | 谁愿意跟我学一句绕口令啊 |
[00:09] | 天依:我来!(/≧▽≦)/ |
[00:10] | 葛老师:那 具体是怎么练的呢? |
[00:12] | 我在这儿呢 就为小朋友们示范一下 |
[00:16] | 你像 |
[00:17] | 八百标兵奔北坡 |
[00:19] | 北坡炮兵并排跑 |
[00:21] | 炮兵怕把标兵碰 |
[00:23] | 标兵怕碰炮兵炮 |
[00:25] | (√) |
[00:27] | 天依:八百标兵奔北坡 |
[00:29] | 北坡炮兵并排"饱" |
[00:30] | (X) |
[00:31] | 啊哦。 |
[00:32] | 八百标兵奔北坡 |
[00:34] | 北坡“刨冰” |
[00:35] | (X) |
[00:36] | 额...再来再来我不服! |
[00:38] | 八百标兵奔北“波” |
[00:40] | (X) |
[00:41] | 啊~~~八百“包" |
[00:42] | (X)(X)(X) |
[00:43] | 我不玩了拉! |
[00:44] | 看来 咱得出绝招了 |
[00:46] | Music |
[00:47] | ON! |
[00:49] | 今天我们一起来学习绕口令(对啦) |
[00:52] | 要和小天依做现场的表演(我我我我来) |
[00:55] | 绕口令跟着歌一起唱会更加好说 |
[00:59] | 我先给天依做一个示范 |
[01:00] | 1 2 3 Go! |
[01:02] | 八百个标兵奔呀奔北坡呀 |
[01:05] | 奔呀嘛奔北坡呀 奔呀嘛奔北坡(哇!) |
[01:08] | 北坡的炮兵并呀并排跑呀 |
[01:12] | 并呀嘛并排跑呀 并呀嘛并排跑(好厉害) |
[01:15] | 北坡的炮兵怕把标兵碰 |
[01:18] | 奔北坡炮兵怕碰炮兵们的炮 |
[01:21] | 不知是炮兵碰了标兵们的标(动词打次xN) |
[01:24] | 还是标兵们碰了炮兵们的炮 嘿!(动词打次xN) |
[01:28] | 打北边走来了一个喇嘛 |
[01:31] | 手里面提溜着呀五斤鳎目 |
[01:34] | 打南边走来了一个哑巴 |
[01:38] | 手里面提溜着呀一个喇叭 |
[01:41] | 喇嘛想拿鳎目来换喇叭 |
[01:44] | 但哑巴不想用喇叭换喇嘛的鳎目 |
[01:47] | 于是喇嘛拿鳎目打哑巴一鳎目 |
[01:51] | 哑巴也用喇叭打了喇嘛一喇叭 |
[01:55] | 『来小天依 你也试试』 |
[01:57] | 『好像很好玩的样子啊 1 2 3 Go!』 |
[01:59] | 『1 2 3 Go!』 |
[02:01] | 八百个标兵奔呀奔北坡呀(嗯不错) |
[02:04] | 手里面提溜着呀五十斤小鳎目(诶?) |
[02:07] | 北坡的炮兵并呀并排跑 |
[02:10] | 手里面提溜着呀一个大喇叭(等一下啊喂) |
[02:14] | 奔北坡标兵想拿小鳎目 |
[02:17] | 来换北边炮兵手里面的那大喇叭 |
[02:20] | 可是北边的炮兵不想换鳎目 |
[02:23] | 说“我就不换呀!哎?" |
[02:25] | “你来打我呀!哈!” |
[02:27] | 奔北坡标兵说“哎你挺横哈!” |
[02:30] | 就抄起了长扁担打了炮兵一扁担 |
[02:33] | 北坡炮兵说“你还真打呀!” |
[02:36] | 就抄起了宽板凳打了标兵一板凳 |
[02:40] | 炮兵怕碰标兵的长扁担 |
[02:43] | 就把长扁担绑在标兵的鳎目上 |
[02:46] | 然而标兵说“哈哈我也不傻啊!” |
[02:50] | 就把炮兵的板凳绑在炮兵的喇叭上 |
[02:54] | 『违和感死哪去啦!』 |
[02:55] | 『别急 后面还有』 |
[02:57] | 『哇!怎么突然变快啦』 |
[02:59] | 两群人一直打到山脚边 |
[03:02] | 山脚的下面有一家豆腐店 |
[03:05] | 豆腐店的门面它面冲南 |
[03:08] | 门面的上面挂蓝布棉门帘 |
[03:11] | 从上面摘下蓝布棉门帘 |
[03:14] | 豆腐店门面还是面呀嘛面冲南 |
[03:16] | 那么挂上去蓝色棉布棉门帘 |
[03:19] | 你猜它怎么着?哎! |
[03:20] | 它还是面冲南!(嘿!) |
[03:22] | 标兵抄起一块炖冻豆腐 |
[03:24] | 就朝炮兵扔了一块炖冻豆腐 |
[03:27] | 炮兵他看到了炖冻豆腐 |
[03:29] | 就一下子躲开了那炖冻豆腐 |
[03:32] | 老板说你扔你的炖冻豆腐 |
[03:34] | 那你当然躲你的炖冻豆腐 |
[03:36] | 那你既然不会扔那炖冻豆腐 |
[03:39] | 那就别浪费了我的炖冻豆腐 |
[03:41] | (好了好了 你已经超神了) |
[03:44] | (不行啊 根本停不下来!) |
[03:46] | (对 一定是UP主搞的鬼!) |
[03:48] | (咱俩一起来 看我不累死UP主!) |
[03:51] | 出了门打到一堵粉红墙 |
[03:53] | 粉红墙上呀画呀画凤凰 |
[03:55] | 黄凤凰粉红凤凰花凤凰 |
[03:57] | 还有红凤凰和灰呀灰凤凰 |
[04:00] | 下面有四十四头石狮子 |
[04:02] | 旁边还有四十四棵死涩柿子树 |
[04:05] | 柿子树涩死四只石狮子 |
[04:07] | 十头石狮子咬死四棵柿子树 |
[04:09] | 两群人又打到了山坡上 |
[04:12] | 山坡上面有一位老方丈 |
[04:14] | 方丈说不能打架不能打架 |
[04:17] | 把北坡炮兵感化成了喇嘛 |
[04:20] | 标兵不小心看到他妈妈 |
[04:23] | 他妈妈一巴掌把他打成了哑巴 |
[04:26] | 喇嘛呀回呀回家炖鳎目 |
[04:29] | 哑巴也回家嘀嘀哒哒吹喇叭! |
[04:32] | 啦~ |
[04:35] | (哎呀 这个绕口令终于讲完啦!) |
[04:39] | (不过可真是十分好玩啊~) |
[04:42] | (再来一次吧 1 2 3 Go!) |
[04:45] | 八百标兵奔北坡 |
[04:48] | 言和:隔壁那班又在发神经了.. |
[04:50.30] | 诶. |
[00:01] | ge lao shi: hai xiao peng you men da jia hao |
[00:03] | jin tian ne wo men lai xue xi rao kou ling |
[00:06] | shui yuan yi gen wo xue yi ju rao kou ling a |
[00:09] | tian yi: wo lai! |
[00:10] | ge lao shi: na ju ti shi zen me lian de ne? |
[00:12] | wo zai zhe er ne jiu wei xiao peng you men shi fan yi xia |
[00:16] | ni xiang |
[00:17] | ba bai biao bing ben bei po |
[00:19] | bei po pao bing bing pai pao |
[00:21] | pao bing pa ba biao bing peng |
[00:23] | biao bing pa peng pao bing pao |
[00:25] | |
[00:27] | tian yi: ba bai biao bing ben bei po |
[00:29] | bei po pao bing bing pai" bao" |
[00:30] | X |
[00:31] | a o. |
[00:32] | ba bai biao bing ben bei po |
[00:34] | bei po" bao bing" |
[00:35] | X |
[00:36] | e... zai lai zai lai wo bu fu! |
[00:38] | ba bai biao bing ben bei" bo" |
[00:40] | X |
[00:41] | a ba bai" bao" |
[00:42] | X X X |
[00:43] | wo bu wan le la! |
[00:44] | kan lai zan de chu jue zhao le |
[00:46] | Music |
[00:47] | ON! |
[00:49] | jin tian wo men yi qi lai xue xi rao kou ling dui la |
[00:52] | yao he xiao tian yi zuo xian chang de biao yan wo wo wo wo lai |
[00:55] | rao kou ling gen zhe ge yi qi chang hui geng jia hao shuo |
[00:59] | wo xian gei tian yi zuo yi ge shi fan |
[01:00] | 1 2 3 Go! |
[01:02] | ba bai ge biao bing ben ya ben bei po ya |
[01:05] | ben ya ma ben bei po ya ben ya ma ben bei po wa! |
[01:08] | bei po de pao bing bing ya bing pai pao ya |
[01:12] | bing ya ma bing pai pao ya bing ya ma bing pai pao hao li hai |
[01:15] | bei po de pao bing pa ba biao bing peng |
[01:18] | ben bei po pao bing pa peng pao bing men de pao |
[01:21] | bu zhi shi pao bing peng le biao bing men de biao dong ci da ci xN |
[01:24] | hai shi biao bing men peng le pao bing men de pao hei! dong ci da ci xN |
[01:28] | da bei bian zou lai le yi ge la ma |
[01:31] | shou li mian di liu zhe ya wu jin ta mu |
[01:34] | da nan bian zou lai le yi ge ya ba |
[01:38] | shou li mian di liu zhe ya yi ge la ba |
[01:41] | la ma xiang na ta mu lai huan la ba |
[01:44] | dan ya ba bu xiang yong la ba huan la ma de ta mu |
[01:47] | yu shi la ma na ta mu da ya ba yi ta mu |
[01:51] | ya ba ye yong la ba da le la ma yi la ba |
[01:55] | lai xiao tian yi ni ye shi shi |
[01:57] | hao xiang hen hao wan de yang zi a 1 2 3 Go! |
[01:59] | 1 2 3 Go! |
[02:01] | ba bai ge biao bing ben ya ben bei po ya bu cuo |
[02:04] | shou li mian di liu zhe ya wu shi jin xiao ta mu ei? |
[02:07] | bei po de pao bing bing ya bing pai pao |
[02:10] | shou li mian di liu zhe ya yi ge da la ba deng yi xia a wei |
[02:14] | ben bei po biao bing xiang na xiao ta mu |
[02:17] | lai huan bei bian pao bing shou li mian di na da la ba |
[02:20] | ke shi bei bian de pao bing bu xiang huan ta mu |
[02:23] | shuo" wo jiu bu huan ya! ai?" |
[02:25] | " ni lai da wo ya! ha!" |
[02:27] | ben bei po biao bing shuo" ai ni ting heng ha!" |
[02:30] | jiu chao qi le zhang bian dan da le pao bing yi bian dan |
[02:33] | bei po pao bing shuo" ni hai zhen da ya!" |
[02:36] | jiu chao qi le kuan ban deng da le biao bing yi ban deng |
[02:40] | pao bing pa peng biao bing de zhang bian dan |
[02:43] | jiu ba zhang bian dan bang zai biao bing de ta mu shang |
[02:46] | ran er biao bing shuo" ha ha wo ye bu sha a!" |
[02:50] | jiu ba pao bing de ban deng bang zai pao bing de la ba shang |
[02:54] | wei he gan si na qu la! |
[02:55] | bie ji hou mian hai you |
[02:57] | wa! zen me tu ran bian kuai la |
[02:59] | liang qun ren yi zhi da dao shan jiao bian |
[03:02] | shan jiao de xia mian you yi jia dou fu dian |
[03:05] | dou fu dian de men mian ta mian chong nan |
[03:08] | men mian di shang mian gua lan bu mian men lian |
[03:11] | cong shang mian zhai xia lan bu mian men lian |
[03:14] | dou fu dian men mian hai shi mian ya ma mian chong nan |
[03:16] | na me gua shang qu lan se mian bu mian men lian |
[03:19] | ni cai ta zen me zhao? ai! |
[03:20] | ta hai shi mian chong nan! hei! |
[03:22] | biao bing chao qi yi kuai dun dong dou fu |
[03:24] | jiu chao pao bing reng le yi kuai dun dong dou fu |
[03:27] | pao bing ta kan dao le dun dong dou fu |
[03:29] | jiu yi xia zi duo kai le na dun dong dou fu |
[03:32] | lao ban shuo ni reng ni de dun dong dou fu |
[03:34] | na ni dang ran duo ni de dun dong dou fu |
[03:36] | na ni ji ran bu hui reng na dun dong dou fu |
[03:39] | na jiu bie lang fei le wo de dun dong dou fu |
[03:41] | hao le hao le ni yi jing chao shen le |
[03:44] | bu xing a gen ben ting bu xia lai! |
[03:46] | dui yi ding shi UP zhu gao de gui! |
[03:48] | zan lia yi qi lai kan wo bu lei si UP zhu! |
[03:51] | chu le men da dao yi du fen hong qiang |
[03:53] | fen hong qiang shang ya hua ya hua feng huang |
[03:55] | huang feng huang fen hong feng huang hua feng huang |
[03:57] | hai you hong feng huang he hui ya hui feng huang |
[04:00] | xia mian you si shi si tou shi shi zi |
[04:02] | pang bian hai you si shi si ke si se shi zi shu |
[04:05] | shi zi shu se si si zhi shi shi zi |
[04:07] | shi tou shi shi zi yao si si ke shi zi shu |
[04:09] | liang qun ren you da dao le shan po shang |
[04:12] | shan po shang mian you yi wei lao fang zhang |
[04:14] | fang zhang shuo bu neng da jia bu neng da jia |
[04:17] | ba bei po pao bing gan hua cheng le la ma |
[04:20] | biao bing bu xiao xin kan dao ta ma ma |
[04:23] | ta ma ma yi ba zhang ba ta da cheng le ya ba |
[04:26] | la ma ya hui ya hui jia dun ta mu |
[04:29] | ya ba ye hui jia di di da da chui la ba! |
[04:32] | la |
[04:35] | ai ya zhe ge rao kou ling zhong yu jiang wan la! |
[04:39] | bu guo ke zhen shi shi fen hao wan a |
[04:42] | zai lai yi ci ba 1 2 3 Go! |
[04:45] | ba bai biao bing ben bei po |
[04:48] | yan he: ge bi na ban you zai fa shen jing le.. |
[04:50.30] | ei. |
[00:01] | gé lǎo shī: hāi xiǎo péng yǒu men dà jiā hǎo |
[00:03] | jīn tiān ne wǒ men lái xué xí rào kǒu lìng |
[00:06] | shuí yuàn yì gēn wǒ xué yī jù rào kǒu lìng a |
[00:09] | tiān yī: wǒ lái! |
[00:10] | gé lǎo shī: nà jù tǐ shì zěn me liàn de ne? |
[00:12] | wǒ zài zhè ér ne jiù wèi xiǎo péng yǒu men shì fàn yī xià |
[00:16] | nǐ xiàng |
[00:17] | bā bǎi biāo bīng bēn běi pō |
[00:19] | běi pō pào bīng bìng pái pǎo |
[00:21] | pào bīng pà bǎ biāo bīng pèng |
[00:23] | biāo bīng pà pèng pào bīng pào |
[00:25] | |
[00:27] | tiān yī: bā bǎi biāo bīng bēn běi pō |
[00:29] | běi pō pào bīng bìng pái" bǎo" |
[00:30] | X |
[00:31] | a ó. |
[00:32] | bā bǎi biāo bīng bēn běi pō |
[00:34] | běi pō" bào bīng" |
[00:35] | X |
[00:36] | é... zài lái zài lái wǒ bù fú! |
[00:38] | bā bǎi biāo bīng bēn běi" bō" |
[00:40] | X |
[00:41] | a bā bǎi" bāo" |
[00:42] | X X X |
[00:43] | wǒ bù wán le lā! |
[00:44] | kàn lái zán dé chū jué zhāo le |
[00:46] | Music |
[00:47] | ON! |
[00:49] | jīn tiān wǒ men yì qǐ lái xué xí rào kǒu lìng duì la |
[00:52] | yào hé xiǎo tiān yī zuò xiàn chǎng de biǎo yǎn wǒ wǒ wǒ wǒ lái |
[00:55] | rào kǒu lìng gēn zhe gē yì qǐ chàng huì gèng jiā hǎo shuō |
[00:59] | wǒ xiān gěi tiān yī zuò yí gè shì fàn |
[01:00] | 1 2 3 Go! |
[01:02] | bā bǎi gè biāo bīng bēn ya bēn běi pō ya |
[01:05] | bēn ya ma bēn běi pō ya bēn ya ma bēn běi pō wa! |
[01:08] | běi pō de pào bīng bìng ya bìng pái pǎo ya |
[01:12] | bìng ya ma bìng pái pǎo ya bìng ya ma bìng pái pǎo hǎo lì hài |
[01:15] | běi pō de pào bīng pà bǎ biāo bīng pèng |
[01:18] | bēn běi pō pào bīng pà pèng pào bīng men de pào |
[01:21] | bù zhī shì pào bīng pèng le biāo bīng men de biāo dòng cí dǎ cì xN |
[01:24] | hái shì biāo bīng men pèng le pào bīng men de pào hēi! dòng cí dǎ cì xN |
[01:28] | dǎ běi biān zǒu lái le yí gè lǎ ma |
[01:31] | shǒu lǐ miàn dī liū zhe ya wǔ jīn tǎ mù |
[01:34] | dǎ nán biān zǒu lái le yí gè yǎ bā |
[01:38] | shǒu lǐ miàn dī liū zhe ya yí gè lǎ bā |
[01:41] | lǎ ma xiǎng ná tǎ mù lái huàn lǎ bā |
[01:44] | dàn yǎ bā bù xiǎng yòng lǎ bā huàn lǎ ma de tǎ mù |
[01:47] | yú shì lǎ ma ná tǎ mù dǎ yǎ bā yī tǎ mù |
[01:51] | yǎ bā yě yòng lǎ bā dǎ le lǎ ma yī lǎ bā |
[01:55] | lái xiǎo tiān yī nǐ yě shì shì |
[01:57] | hǎo xiàng hěn hǎo wán de yàng zi a 1 2 3 Go! |
[01:59] | 1 2 3 Go! |
[02:01] | bā bǎi gè biāo bīng bēn ya bēn běi pō ya bù cuò |
[02:04] | shǒu lǐ miàn dī liū zhe ya wǔ shí jīn xiǎo tǎ mù éi? |
[02:07] | běi pō de pào bīng bìng ya bìng pái pǎo |
[02:10] | shǒu lǐ miàn dī liū zhe ya yí gè dà lǎ bā děng yī xià a wèi |
[02:14] | bēn běi pō biāo bīng xiǎng ná xiǎo tǎ mù |
[02:17] | lái huàn běi biān pào bīng shǒu lǐ miàn dí nà dà lǎ bā |
[02:20] | kě shì běi biān de pào bīng bù xiǎng huàn tǎ mù |
[02:23] | shuō" wǒ jiù bù huàn ya! āi?" |
[02:25] | " nǐ lái dǎ wǒ ya! hā!" |
[02:27] | bēn běi pō biāo bīng shuō" āi nǐ tǐng héng hā!" |
[02:30] | jiù chāo qǐ le zhǎng biǎn dàn dǎ le pào bīng yī biǎn dàn |
[02:33] | běi pō pào bīng shuō" nǐ hái zhēn dǎ ya!" |
[02:36] | jiù chāo qǐ le kuān bǎn dèng dǎ le biāo bīng yī bǎn dèng |
[02:40] | pào bīng pà pèng biāo bīng de zhǎng biǎn dàn |
[02:43] | jiù bǎ zhǎng biǎn dàn bǎng zài biāo bīng de tǎ mù shàng |
[02:46] | rán ér biāo bīng shuō" hā hā wǒ yě bù shǎ a!" |
[02:50] | jiù bǎ pào bīng de bǎn dèng bǎng zài pào bīng de lǎ bā shàng |
[02:54] | wéi hé gǎn sǐ nǎ qù la! |
[02:55] | bié jí hòu miàn hái yǒu |
[02:57] | wa! zěn me tū rán biàn kuài la |
[02:59] | liǎng qún rén yī zhí dǎ dào shān jiǎo biān |
[03:02] | shān jiǎo de xià miàn yǒu yī jiā dòu fǔ diàn |
[03:05] | dòu fǔ diàn de mén miàn tā miàn chōng nán |
[03:08] | mén miàn dí shàng miàn guà lán bù mián mén lián |
[03:11] | cóng shàng miàn zhāi xià lán bù mián mén lián |
[03:14] | dòu fǔ diàn mén miàn hái shì miàn ya ma miàn chōng nán |
[03:16] | nà me guà shǎng qù lán sè mián bù mián mén lián |
[03:19] | nǐ cāi tā zěn me zhāo? āi! |
[03:20] | tā hái shì miàn chōng nán! hēi! |
[03:22] | biāo bīng chāo qǐ yí kuài dùn dòng dòu fǔ |
[03:24] | jiù cháo pào bīng rēng le yí kuài dùn dòng dòu fǔ |
[03:27] | pào bīng tā kàn dào le dùn dòng dòu fǔ |
[03:29] | jiù yī xià zǐ duǒ kāi le nà dùn dòng dòu fǔ |
[03:32] | lǎo bǎn shuō nǐ rēng nǐ de dùn dòng dòu fǔ |
[03:34] | nà nǐ dāng rán duǒ nǐ de dùn dòng dòu fǔ |
[03:36] | nà nǐ jì rán bú huì rēng nà dùn dòng dòu fǔ |
[03:39] | nà jiù bié làng fèi le wǒ de dùn dòng dòu fǔ |
[03:41] | hǎo le hǎo le nǐ yǐ jīng chāo shén le |
[03:44] | bù xíng a gēn běn tíng bù xià lái! |
[03:46] | duì yí dìng shì UP zhǔ gǎo de guǐ! |
[03:48] | zán liǎ yì qǐ lái kàn wǒ bù lèi sǐ UP zhǔ! |
[03:51] | chū le mén dǎ dào yī dǔ fěn hóng qiáng |
[03:53] | fěn hóng qiáng shàng ya huà ya huà fèng huáng |
[03:55] | huáng fèng huáng fěn hóng fèng huáng huā fèng huáng |
[03:57] | hái yǒu hóng fèng huáng hé huī ya huī fèng huáng |
[04:00] | xià miàn yǒu sì shí sì tóu shí shī zi |
[04:02] | páng biān hái yǒu sì shí sì kē sǐ sè shì zi shù |
[04:05] | shì zi shù sè sǐ sì zhǐ shí shī zi |
[04:07] | shí tóu shí shī zi yǎo sǐ sì kē shì zi shù |
[04:09] | liǎng qún rén yòu dǎ dào le shān pō shàng |
[04:12] | shān pō shàng miàn yǒu yī wèi lǎo fāng zhàng |
[04:14] | fāng zhàng shuō bù néng dǎ jià bù néng dǎ jià |
[04:17] | bǎ běi pō pào bīng gǎn huà chéng le lǎ ma |
[04:20] | biāo bīng bù xiǎo xīn kàn dào tā mā mā |
[04:23] | tā mā mā yī bā zhǎng bǎ tā dǎ chéng le yǎ bā |
[04:26] | lǎ ma ya huí ya huí jiā dùn tǎ mù |
[04:29] | yǎ bā yě huí jiā dí dī dā dā chuī lǎ bā! |
[04:32] | la |
[04:35] | āi yā zhè gè rào kǒu lìng zhōng yú jiǎng wán la! |
[04:39] | bù guò kě zhēn shì shí fēn hǎo wán a |
[04:42] | zài lái yī cì ba 1 2 3 Go! |
[04:45] | bā bǎi biāo bīng bēn běi pō |
[04:48] | yán hé: gé bì nà bān yòu zài fā shén jīng le.. |
[04:50.30] | éi. |