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Song [元首激唱]自挂东南枝
Artist 皓月-moonqshine
Album 热门华语281

Lyrics

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[00:00.98] （老大啊......
[00:04.18] 屎蛋他......
[00:07.54] 屎蛋擅自给你报名了"东南枝翻唱比赛"
[00:10.64] 前奏音乐已经开始了...
[00:29.01] 敢笑话我的，
[00:30.80] 围观的、
[00:31.32] 起哄的、
[00:32.47] 转微博的、
[00:34.01] 都开大声。）
[00:36.60] 空山新雨后 自挂东南枝
[00:38.58] 欲穷千里目 自挂东南枝
[00:40.82] 爷娘闻女来 自挂东南枝
[00:43.00] 洞房花烛夜 自挂东南枝
[00:45.12] 风萧萧兮易水寒 壮士自挂东南枝
[00:47.37] 两只黄鹂鸣翠柳 白鹭自挂东南枝
[00:49.44] 人生在世不如意 不如自挂东南枝
[00:51.71] 天生我材必有用 各自自挂东南枝
[00:53.85] 挂起来 挂起来
[00:55.07] 小黄是帅哥才怪
[00:56.09] 挂起来 挂起来
[00:57.36] 我把有妖气打开
[00:58.27] 挂起来 挂起来
[00:59.49] 原创漫画的招牌
[01:02.75] 挂起来 挂起来
[01:04.03] 小黄是帅哥才怪
[01:04.88] 挂起来 挂起来
[01:06.17] 我又到河北省来
[01:07.02] 挂起来 挂起来
[01:08.29] 中文十级的招牌
[01:11.34] 十万个冷笑话(冷小黄)
[01:13.40] 搞！比！利！
[01:13.70] 百万个亚瑟王
[01:14.74] 搞！比！利！
[01:15.94] 韩大狗百分百被空手接白刃
[01:17.91] 嫂夫人怀胎三年还带球过人
[01:20.09] 十万个冷笑话(冷小黄)（敢QJ俺妹）
[01:21.20] 飞！过！来！
[01:22.39] 百万个亚瑟王(妨碍者是渣渣)
[01:23.44] 飞！过！来！
[01:24.60] 英雄哪吒原来是史达林化身
[01:26.68] 吾乃河北省大二
[01:27.72] 渣渣！太乙真人！
[01:28.81] ML不爽！！！
[01:32.10]
[01:37.76] (老大啊 老大啊
[01:38.67] 我没偷玩你手机
[01:39.83] 老大啊 老大啊
[01:40.85] 这里就是河北省
[01:41.92] 老大啊 老大啊
[01:43.02] 你把我给弄疼了
[01:44.23] 老大啊 老大啊
[01:45.43] 你该到点吃药了)
[01:46.23] 十万个冷笑话(冷小黄)
[01:47.55] 割！老！二！
[01:48.53] 百万个亚瑟王
[01:49.53] 割！老！二！
[01:50.65] 韩大狗百分百被空手接白刃
[01:52.83] 嫂夫人怀胎三年还带球过人
[01:54.96] 十万个冷笑话(冷小黄)（敢QJ俺妹）
[01:56.24] 艹！一！发！
[01:57.20] 百万个亚瑟王(妨碍者是渣渣)
[01:58.43] 艹！一！发！
[01:59.37] 英雄哪吒原来是史达林化身
[02:01.70] 吾乃河北省大二
[02:02.81] 渣渣！太乙真人！
[02:03.99] 快 使用东南枝
[02:06.13] 我 用渣渣防御
[02:08.11] 快 使用东南枝
[02:10.23] 妨 碍渣渣！！
[02:11.97]
[02:14.77] (老大...
[02:17.75] 您一激动把我胸贴捏歪了......)

Pinyin

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[00:00.98] lǎo dà a......
[00:04.18] shǐ dàn tā......
[00:07.54] shǐ dàn shàn zì jǐ nǐ bào míng le" dōng nán zhī fān chàng bǐ sài"
[00:10.64] qián zòu yīn yuè yǐ jīng kāi shǐ le...
[00:29.01] gǎn xiào huà wǒ de,
[00:30.80] wéi guān de
[00:31.32] qǐ hòng de
[00:32.47] zhuǎn wēi bó de
[00:34.01] dōu kāi dà shēng.
[00:36.60] kōng shān xīn yǔ hòu zì guà dōng nán zhī
[00:38.58] yù qióng qiān lǐ mù zì guà dōng nán zhī
[00:40.82] yé niáng wén nǚ lái zì guà dōng nán zhī
[00:43.00] dòng fáng huā zhú yè zì guà dōng nán zhī
[00:45.12] fēng xiāo xiāo xī yì shuǐ hán zhuàng shì zì guà dōng nán zhī
[00:47.37] liǎng zhǐ huáng lí míng cuì liǔ bái lù zì guà dōng nán zhī
[00:49.44] rén shēng zài shì bù rú yì bù rú zì guà dōng nán zhī
[00:51.71] tiān shēng wǒ cái bì yǒu yòng gè zì zì guà dōng nán zhī
[00:53.85] guà qǐ lái guà qǐ lái
[00:55.07] xiǎo huáng shì shuài gē cái guài
[00:56.09] guà qǐ lái guà qǐ lái
[00:57.36] wǒ bǎ yǒu yāo qì dǎ kāi
[00:58.27] guà qǐ lái guà qǐ lái
[00:59.49] yuán chuàng màn huà de zhāo pái
[01:02.75] guà qǐ lái guà qǐ lái
[01:04.03] xiǎo huáng shì shuài gē cái guài
[01:04.88] guà qǐ lái guà qǐ lái
[01:06.17] wǒ yòu dào hé běi shěng lái
[01:07.02] guà qǐ lái guà qǐ lái
[01:08.29] zhōng wén shí jí de zhāo pái
[01:11.34] shí wàn gè lěng xiào huà lěng xiǎo huáng
[01:13.40] gǎo! bǐ! lì!
[01:13.70] bǎi wàn gè yà sè wáng
[01:14.74] gǎo! bǐ! lì!
[01:15.94] hán dà gǒu bǎi fēn bǎi bèi kōng shǒu jiē bái rèn
[01:17.91] sǎo fū rén huái tāi sān nián hái dài qiú guò rén
[01:20.09] shí wàn gè lěng xiào huà lěng xiǎo huáng gǎn QJ ǎn mèi
[01:21.20] fēi! guò! lái!
[01:22.39] bǎi wàn gè yà sè wáng fáng ài zhě shì zhā zhā
[01:23.44] fēi! guò! lái!
[01:24.60] yīng xióng né zhā yuán lái shì shǐ dá lín huà shēn
[01:26.68] wú nǎi hé běi shěng dà èr
[01:27.72] zhā zhā! tài yǐ zhēn rén!
[01:28.81] ML bù shuǎng!!!
[01:32.10]
[01:37.76] lǎo dà a lǎo dà a
[01:38.67] wǒ méi tōu wán nǐ shǒu jī
[01:39.83] lǎo dà a lǎo dà a
[01:40.85] zhè lǐ jiù shì hé běi shěng
[01:41.92] lǎo dà a lǎo dà a
[01:43.02] nǐ bǎ wǒ gěi nòng téng le
[01:44.23] lǎo dà a lǎo dà a
[01:45.43] nǐ gāi dào diǎn chī yào le
[01:46.23] shí wàn gè lěng xiào huà lěng xiǎo huáng
[01:47.55] gē! lǎo! èr!
[01:48.53] bǎi wàn gè yà sè wáng
[01:49.53] gē! lǎo! èr!
[01:50.65] hán dà gǒu bǎi fēn bǎi bèi kōng shǒu jiē bái rèn
[01:52.83] sǎo fū rén huái tāi sān nián hái dài qiú guò rén
[01:54.96] shí wàn gè lěng xiào huà lěng xiǎo huáng gǎn QJ ǎn mèi
[01:56.24] cao! yī! fā!
[01:57.20] bǎi wàn gè yà sè wáng fáng ài zhě shì zhā zhā
[01:58.43] cao! yī! fā!
[01:59.37] yīng xióng né zhā yuán lái shì shǐ dá lín huà shēn
[02:01.70] wú nǎi hé běi shěng dà èr
[02:02.81] zhā zhā! tài yǐ zhēn rén!
[02:03.99] kuài shǐ yòng dōng nán zhī
[02:06.13] wǒ yòng zhā zhā fáng yù
[02:08.11] kuài shǐ yòng dōng nán zhī
[02:10.23] fáng ài zhā zhā!!
[02:11.97]
[02:14.77] lǎo dà...
[02:17.75] nín yī jī dòng bǎ wǒ xiōng tiē niē wāi le......