Billericay Dickie Lyrics
| Song | Billericay Dickie |
| Artist | Ian Dury |
| Album | Warts 'n' Audience [live] |
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| 作词 : Dury, Nugent | |
| Good evening, I'm from Essex | |
| In case you couldn't tell | |
| My given name is Dickie | |
| I come from Billericay | |
| And I'm doing very well | |
| Had a love affair with Nina | |
| In the back of my cortina | |
| A seasoned-up hyena | |
| Could not have been more obscener | |
| She took me to the cleaners | |
| And other misdemeanours | |
| But I got right up between her | |
| Rum and her Ribena | |
| Well, you ask Joyce and Vicky | |
| If candy-floss is sticky | |
| I'm not a blinking thicky | |
| I'm Billericay Dickie | |
| And I'm doing very well | |
| I bought a lot of Brandy | |
| When I was courting Sandy | |
| Took eight to make her randy | |
| And all I had was shandy | |
| Another thing with Sandy | |
| What often came in handy | |
| Was passing her a mandy | |
| She didn't half go bandy | |
| So, you ask Joyce and Vicky | |
| If I ever took the mickey | |
| I'm not a flipping thicky | |
| I'm Billericay Dickie | |
| And I'm doing very well | |
| I'd rendez-vous with Janet | |
| Quite near the Isle of Thanet | |
| She looked more like a gannet | |
| She wasn't half a prannet | |
| Her mother tried to ban it | |
| Her father helped me plan it | |
| And when I captured Janet | |
| She bruised her pomegranate | |
| Oh, you ask Joyce and Vicky | |
| If I ever shaped up tricky | |
| I'm not a blooming thicky | |
| I'm Billericay Dickie | |
| And I'm doing very well | |
| You should never hold a candle | |
| If you don't know where it's been | |
| The jackpot is in the handle | |
| On a normal fruit machine | |
| So, you ask Joyce and Vicky | |
| Who's their favourite brickie | |
| I'm not a common thicky | |
| I'm Billericay Dickie | |
| And I'm doing very well | |
| I know a lovely old toe-rag | |
| Obliging and noblesse | |
| Kindly, charming shag from Shoeburyness | |
| My given name is Dickie | |
| I come from Billericay | |
| I thought you'd never guess | |
| So, you ask Joyce and Vicky | |
| A pair of squeaky chickies | |
| I'm not a flaming thicky | |
| I'm Billericay Dicky | |
| And I'm doing very well | |
| Oh golly, oh gosh | |
| Come and lie on the couch | |
| With a nice bit of posh | |
| From Burnham-on-Crouch | |
| My given name is Dickie | |
| I come from Billericay | |
| And I ain't a slouch | |
| So, you ask Joyce and Vicky | |
| About Billericay Dickie | |
| I ain't an effing thicky | |
| You ask Joyce and Vicky | |
| I'm doing very well |
| zuo ci : Dury, Nugent | |
| Good evening, I' m from Essex | |
| In case you couldn' t tell | |
| My given name is Dickie | |
| I come from Billericay | |
| And I' m doing very well | |
| Had a love affair with Nina | |
| In the back of my cortina | |
| A seasonedup hyena | |
| Could not have been more obscener | |
| She took me to the cleaners | |
| And other misdemeanours | |
| But I got right up between her | |
| Rum and her Ribena | |
| Well, you ask Joyce and Vicky | |
| If candyfloss is sticky | |
| I' m not a blinking thicky | |
| I' m Billericay Dickie | |
| And I' m doing very well | |
| I bought a lot of Brandy | |
| When I was courting Sandy | |
| Took eight to make her randy | |
| And all I had was shandy | |
| Another thing with Sandy | |
| What often came in handy | |
| Was passing her a mandy | |
| She didn' t half go bandy | |
| So, you ask Joyce and Vicky | |
| If I ever took the mickey | |
| I' m not a flipping thicky | |
| I' m Billericay Dickie | |
| And I' m doing very well | |
| I' d rendezvous with Janet | |
| Quite near the Isle of Thanet | |
| She looked more like a gannet | |
| She wasn' t half a prannet | |
| Her mother tried to ban it | |
| Her father helped me plan it | |
| And when I captured Janet | |
| She bruised her pomegranate | |
| Oh, you ask Joyce and Vicky | |
| If I ever shaped up tricky | |
| I' m not a blooming thicky | |
| I' m Billericay Dickie | |
| And I' m doing very well | |
| You should never hold a candle | |
| If you don' t know where it' s been | |
| The jackpot is in the handle | |
| On a normal fruit machine | |
| So, you ask Joyce and Vicky | |
| Who' s their favourite brickie | |
| I' m not a common thicky | |
| I' m Billericay Dickie | |
| And I' m doing very well | |
| I know a lovely old toerag | |
| Obliging and noblesse | |
| Kindly, charming shag from Shoeburyness | |
| My given name is Dickie | |
| I come from Billericay | |
| I thought you' d never guess | |
| So, you ask Joyce and Vicky | |
| A pair of squeaky chickies | |
| I' m not a flaming thicky | |
| I' m Billericay Dicky | |
| And I' m doing very well | |
| Oh golly, oh gosh | |
| Come and lie on the couch | |
| With a nice bit of posh | |
| From BurnhamonCrouch | |
| My given name is Dickie | |
| I come from Billericay | |
| And I ain' t a slouch | |
| So, you ask Joyce and Vicky | |
| About Billericay Dickie | |
| I ain' t an effing thicky | |
| You ask Joyce and Vicky | |
| I' m doing very well |
| zuò cí : Dury, Nugent | |
| Good evening, I' m from Essex | |
| In case you couldn' t tell | |
| My given name is Dickie | |
| I come from Billericay | |
| And I' m doing very well | |
| Had a love affair with Nina | |
| In the back of my cortina | |
| A seasonedup hyena | |
| Could not have been more obscener | |
| She took me to the cleaners | |
| And other misdemeanours | |
| But I got right up between her | |
| Rum and her Ribena | |
| Well, you ask Joyce and Vicky | |
| If candyfloss is sticky | |
| I' m not a blinking thicky | |
| I' m Billericay Dickie | |
| And I' m doing very well | |
| I bought a lot of Brandy | |
| When I was courting Sandy | |
| Took eight to make her randy | |
| And all I had was shandy | |
| Another thing with Sandy | |
| What often came in handy | |
| Was passing her a mandy | |
| She didn' t half go bandy | |
| So, you ask Joyce and Vicky | |
| If I ever took the mickey | |
| I' m not a flipping thicky | |
| I' m Billericay Dickie | |
| And I' m doing very well | |
| I' d rendezvous with Janet | |
| Quite near the Isle of Thanet | |
| She looked more like a gannet | |
| She wasn' t half a prannet | |
| Her mother tried to ban it | |
| Her father helped me plan it | |
| And when I captured Janet | |
| She bruised her pomegranate | |
| Oh, you ask Joyce and Vicky | |
| If I ever shaped up tricky | |
| I' m not a blooming thicky | |
| I' m Billericay Dickie | |
| And I' m doing very well | |
| You should never hold a candle | |
| If you don' t know where it' s been | |
| The jackpot is in the handle | |
| On a normal fruit machine | |
| So, you ask Joyce and Vicky | |
| Who' s their favourite brickie | |
| I' m not a common thicky | |
| I' m Billericay Dickie | |
| And I' m doing very well | |
| I know a lovely old toerag | |
| Obliging and noblesse | |
| Kindly, charming shag from Shoeburyness | |
| My given name is Dickie | |
| I come from Billericay | |
| I thought you' d never guess | |
| So, you ask Joyce and Vicky | |
| A pair of squeaky chickies | |
| I' m not a flaming thicky | |
| I' m Billericay Dicky | |
| And I' m doing very well | |
| Oh golly, oh gosh | |
| Come and lie on the couch | |
| With a nice bit of posh | |
| From BurnhamonCrouch | |
| My given name is Dickie | |
| I come from Billericay | |
| And I ain' t a slouch | |
| So, you ask Joyce and Vicky | |
| About Billericay Dickie | |
| I ain' t an effing thicky | |
| You ask Joyce and Vicky | |
| I' m doing very well |
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