| Song | Peter The Painter |
| Artist | Ian Dury |
| Album | Reasons To Be Cheerful: The Best Of Ian Dury |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| Dury-McEvoy | |
| Who's got the toughest brush with the sweetest strokes at the Royal Academy of Jack-the-lademy ? | |
| Mr. Blake is the actual bloke at the Royal College of useful knowledge | |
| He plays his part without complaint at the Royal Society for insobriety | |
| Gets his pencils and his paint from the Royal Commission for intuition. | |
| It's not a fake, it's a Peter Blake | |
| It's navy blue, it's crimson lake | |
| It takes the cake and no mistake | |
| For Goodness sake, take a look at those Blakes. | |
| Who's paintings brighten any day ? | |
| Who draws each breath from loving life ? | |
| Who's golden beard and black beret ? | |
| Who's sharper than a palette knife ? | |
| Who treasures every mortal scrap at the Royal Borough of extremely thorough ? | |
| Peter Blake is the actual chap at the Royal Enclosure of cool composure | |
| And such nice beauties do impart from the Royal Exchange of rare and strange | |
| The wonders of his noble art at the Royal Tournament of glad you're bornament. | |
| It's not a cheat, it's one of Pete's | |
| It's daisy darling, libby sweet | |
| To ease your mind and soothe your aches | |
| For Goodness sake, take a look at those Blakes. | |
| It's Peter the painter, it's Peter the painter | |
| It's Peter the painter, it's Peter the painter | |
| It's Peter the painter, it's Peter the painter | |
| Peter is going to paint a picture for you. | |
| It's Siriol the she-devil of naked madness | |
| Wynken Blynken and Nod | |
| Errol Flynn, Robert Melville | |
| Elvis Presley and Cheetah the monkey. | |
| It's Peter the painter, it's Peter the painter | |
| It's Peter the painter, it's Peter the painter | |
| It's Peter the painter, it's Peter the painter … |
| DuryMcEvoy | |
| Who' s got the toughest brush with the sweetest strokes at the Royal Academy of Jackthelademy nbsp? | |
| Mr. Blake is the actual bloke at the Royal College of useful knowledge | |
| He plays his part without complaint at the Royal Society for insobriety | |
| Gets his pencils and his paint from the Royal Commission for intuition. | |
| It' s not a fake, it' s a Peter Blake | |
| It' s navy blue, it' s crimson lake | |
| It takes the cake and no mistake | |
| For Goodness sake, take a look at those Blakes. | |
| Who' s paintings brighten any day nbsp? | |
| Who draws each breath from loving life nbsp? | |
| Who' s golden beard and black beret nbsp? | |
| Who' s sharper than a palette knife nbsp? | |
| Who treasures every mortal scrap at the Royal Borough of extremely thorough nbsp? | |
| Peter Blake is the actual chap at the Royal Enclosure of cool composure | |
| And such nice beauties do impart from the Royal Exchange of rare and strange | |
| The wonders of his noble art at the Royal Tournament of glad you' re bornament. | |
| It' s not a cheat, it' s one of Pete' s | |
| It' s daisy darling, libby sweet | |
| To ease your mind and soothe your aches | |
| For Goodness sake, take a look at those Blakes. | |
| It' s Peter the painter, it' s Peter the painter | |
| It' s Peter the painter, it' s Peter the painter | |
| It' s Peter the painter, it' s Peter the painter | |
| Peter is going to paint a picture for you. | |
| It' s Siriol the shedevil of naked madness | |
| Wynken Blynken and Nod | |
| Errol Flynn, Robert Melville | |
| Elvis Presley and Cheetah the monkey. | |
| It' s Peter the painter, it' s Peter the painter | |
| It' s Peter the painter, it' s Peter the painter | |
| It' s Peter the painter, it' s Peter the painter |
| DuryMcEvoy | |
| Who' s got the toughest brush with the sweetest strokes at the Royal Academy of Jackthelademy nbsp? | |
| Mr. Blake is the actual bloke at the Royal College of useful knowledge | |
| He plays his part without complaint at the Royal Society for insobriety | |
| Gets his pencils and his paint from the Royal Commission for intuition. | |
| It' s not a fake, it' s a Peter Blake | |
| It' s navy blue, it' s crimson lake | |
| It takes the cake and no mistake | |
| For Goodness sake, take a look at those Blakes. | |
| Who' s paintings brighten any day nbsp? | |
| Who draws each breath from loving life nbsp? | |
| Who' s golden beard and black beret nbsp? | |
| Who' s sharper than a palette knife nbsp? | |
| Who treasures every mortal scrap at the Royal Borough of extremely thorough nbsp? | |
| Peter Blake is the actual chap at the Royal Enclosure of cool composure | |
| And such nice beauties do impart from the Royal Exchange of rare and strange | |
| The wonders of his noble art at the Royal Tournament of glad you' re bornament. | |
| It' s not a cheat, it' s one of Pete' s | |
| It' s daisy darling, libby sweet | |
| To ease your mind and soothe your aches | |
| For Goodness sake, take a look at those Blakes. | |
| It' s Peter the painter, it' s Peter the painter | |
| It' s Peter the painter, it' s Peter the painter | |
| It' s Peter the painter, it' s Peter the painter | |
| Peter is going to paint a picture for you. | |
| It' s Siriol the shedevil of naked madness | |
| Wynken Blynken and Nod | |
| Errol Flynn, Robert Melville | |
| Elvis Presley and Cheetah the monkey. | |
| It' s Peter the painter, it' s Peter the painter | |
| It' s Peter the painter, it' s Peter the painter | |
| It' s Peter the painter, it' s Peter the painter |