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(ian hunter) |
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You might be a celebrity-everybody sits up and begs |
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You might be the sexiest thing since god invented legs |
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You might be a dictator, a dealer or a saint |
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Cool is here to tell you when you're cool and when you ain't |
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If you lose your cool-if you lose your cool-if your cool don't work |
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If your cool's gone fishin' you ain't nothing but a cool jerk |
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Now you might be a nazi-lookin' for a friend |
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You might be a beginning- looking for an end |
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Some folks go for the ice and snow-some like it florida hot |
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Cool is here to tell you what is cool and what is not |
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You can write a book about the money you took |
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You and pose on the cover nude |
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You can flip on an ego trip-time'll do the cover on you |
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But don't you ever cross me dude |
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'cos that ain't cool, that's an attitude |
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You might be a macho man |
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Do 50 million sit-ups a day |
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You might be an expert, with something important to say |
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You might be an evangelist-livin' on the wages of sin |
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Cool is here to tell you what is out and what is in |