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My Uncle Charlie is a cynical man |
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And his wifes a touch skeptical, too. |
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They've got one of those stickers |
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In the back of their van; it says: |
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We've seen the prices at the zoo. |
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Well today I knocked upon their door |
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And said that I was passing, |
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And charlie launched a scathing attack. |
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When I asked him what I'd done, he said |
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"You stupid bastard! We live in a cul-de-sac!" |
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Went to Dali's party; it was fancy dress. |
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I just stuck an apple in my face. |
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I saw a chap who obviously was out to impress, |
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Reckoned he'd beat Gagarin into space. |
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He said "Hi there boys! |
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Like I'm sorry I'm late! |
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But I was getting done up |
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As a Mogul Thrash acetate!" |
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Me, I got bored |
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So I went home, |
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Got into bed, |
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And came to the conclusion... |
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There is nothing better in life |
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Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a Birol |
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There is nothing better in life |
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Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a Biro |
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There is nothing better in life |
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Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a Biro |
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There is nothing better in life |
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Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a Biro |
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On a Saturday Night instead of going to a pub. |
