Song | Venus In Flares |
Artist | Half Man Half Biscuit |
Album | Back in the D.H.S.S. |
Download | Image LRC TXT |
A million housewives every day | |
Pick up a can of beans and say: | |
“What an amazing example of synchronisation” | |
He looked out of the aeroplane | |
And he saw the Alps way down below | |
He fixed his gaze on the white terrain | |
And he could see a portrait in the snow | |
And he shouted: “Hey look down there, I can see Robert Powell” | |
That’s an ominous example of the power of TV | |
And I went la la la la la la la | |
La la la la la la laaa | |
Oh la la la la la la la | |
Just like everyone else does when they can’t think of any more words | |
Yeah OK I had a Kojak mac | |
By Christ they were trendy at the time | |
I got it into my head that I had to stamp out crime | |
The man behind the mask at C&A’s was quite polite | |
He said that when I wore my mac I wouldn’t have to fight | |
And I went yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah | |
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah (sure George) | |
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah | |
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah (Oh God) | |
Oh the Grand Old Duke of York | |
Well, he had ten thousand men | |
And he marched them all to the top of the hill | |
And he had them all again |
A million housewives every day | |
Pick up a can of beans and say: | |
" What an amazing example of synchronisation" | |
He looked out of the aeroplane | |
And he saw the Alps way down below | |
He fixed his gaze on the white terrain | |
And he could see a portrait in the snow | |
And he shouted: " Hey look down there, I can see Robert Powell" | |
That' s an ominous example of the power of TV | |
And I went la la la la la la la | |
La la la la la la laaa | |
Oh la la la la la la la | |
Just like everyone else does when they can' t think of any more words | |
Yeah OK I had a Kojak mac | |
By Christ they were trendy at the time | |
I got it into my head that I had to stamp out crime | |
The man behind the mask at C A' s was quite polite | |
He said that when I wore my mac I wouldn' t have to fight | |
And I went yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah | |
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah sure George | |
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah | |
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Oh God | |
Oh the Grand Old Duke of York | |
Well, he had ten thousand men | |
And he marched them all to the top of the hill | |
And he had them all again |
A million housewives every day | |
Pick up a can of beans and say: | |
" What an amazing example of synchronisation" | |
He looked out of the aeroplane | |
And he saw the Alps way down below | |
He fixed his gaze on the white terrain | |
And he could see a portrait in the snow | |
And he shouted: " Hey look down there, I can see Robert Powell" | |
That' s an ominous example of the power of TV | |
And I went la la la la la la la | |
La la la la la la laaa | |
Oh la la la la la la la | |
Just like everyone else does when they can' t think of any more words | |
Yeah OK I had a Kojak mac | |
By Christ they were trendy at the time | |
I got it into my head that I had to stamp out crime | |
The man behind the mask at C A' s was quite polite | |
He said that when I wore my mac I wouldn' t have to fight | |
And I went yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah | |
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah sure George | |
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah | |
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Oh God | |
Oh the Grand Old Duke of York | |
Well, he had ten thousand men | |
And he marched them all to the top of the hill | |
And he had them all again |