Sealclubbing Lyrics
| Song | Sealclubbing |
| Artist | Half Man Half Biscuit |
| Album | ACD |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| I was just sitting there eating a salmonella sandwich | |
| When a man walked up to me | |
| “Would you mind, dear sir, if I asked you a question? | |
| If music be the food of love, are you the indigestion?” | |
| Wo-oh ippee ay oh | |
| Found myself standing ‘mongst a score or so of ageing grans and granddads | |
| When a frail voice asked of me: | |
| “Would you mind, dear boy, I just can’t stand all this tension | |
| Please let me in front of you so I can cash me pension” | |
| No-oh ippee ay oh | |
| Frank was going through a state of depression in his bedroom | |
| When he reached out for the jar | |
| He swallowed every last pill and he lay back on his duvet | |
| A Haliborange overdose is perhaps not the right way | |
| To ooh-ooh, to kill yourself | |
| Down beside the babbling brook | |
| I was trying to sketch myself a stallion | |
| When the stallion said to me: | |
| “That’s the third biro that you’ve broke and all day I cannot wait | |
| You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead mate” | |
| Ooh-ooh said the stallion | |
| Me and my girl – sealclubbing | |
| Me and my girl – out on the ice | |
| Me and my girl – sealclubbing | |
| Me and my girl – ooh paradise |
| I was just sitting there eating a salmonella sandwich | |
| When a man walked up to me | |
| " Would you mind, dear sir, if I asked you a question? | |
| If music be the food of love, are you the indigestion?" | |
| Wooh ippee ay oh | |
| Found myself standing ' mongst a score or so of ageing grans and granddads | |
| When a frail voice asked of me: | |
| " Would you mind, dear boy, I just can' t stand all this tension | |
| Please let me in front of you so I can cash me pension" | |
| Nooh ippee ay oh | |
| Frank was going through a state of depression in his bedroom | |
| When he reached out for the jar | |
| He swallowed every last pill and he lay back on his duvet | |
| A Haliborange overdose is perhaps not the right way | |
| To oohooh, to kill yourself | |
| Down beside the babbling brook | |
| I was trying to sketch myself a stallion | |
| When the stallion said to me: | |
| " That' s the third biro that you' ve broke and all day I cannot wait | |
| You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead mate" | |
| Oohooh said the stallion | |
| Me and my girl sealclubbing | |
| Me and my girl out on the ice | |
| Me and my girl sealclubbing | |
| Me and my girl ooh paradise |
| I was just sitting there eating a salmonella sandwich | |
| When a man walked up to me | |
| " Would you mind, dear sir, if I asked you a question? | |
| If music be the food of love, are you the indigestion?" | |
| Wooh ippee ay oh | |
| Found myself standing ' mongst a score or so of ageing grans and granddads | |
| When a frail voice asked of me: | |
| " Would you mind, dear boy, I just can' t stand all this tension | |
| Please let me in front of you so I can cash me pension" | |
| Nooh ippee ay oh | |
| Frank was going through a state of depression in his bedroom | |
| When he reached out for the jar | |
| He swallowed every last pill and he lay back on his duvet | |
| A Haliborange overdose is perhaps not the right way | |
| To oohooh, to kill yourself | |
| Down beside the babbling brook | |
| I was trying to sketch myself a stallion | |
| When the stallion said to me: | |
| " That' s the third biro that you' ve broke and all day I cannot wait | |
| You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead mate" | |
| Oohooh said the stallion | |
| Me and my girl sealclubbing | |
| Me and my girl out on the ice | |
| Me and my girl sealclubbing | |
| Me and my girl ooh paradise |
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