Hedley Verityesque Lyrics
| Song | Hedley Verityesque |
| Artist | Half Man Half Biscuit |
| Album | McIntyre, Treadmore & Davitt |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| Found a nice little cove | |
| Where nobody else goes | |
| Took a trip round the Caves of Drach | |
| And said: “It’s good to explore the more cultural aspects” | |
| Hedley Verityesque | |
| She passed into folklore | |
| Trod on the lines in the pavement | |
| And said: “There’s no room for enigmas in built up areas” | |
| Sweats who think they’re hard | |
| (Sweats who think they’re hard) | |
| My head no end do in | |
| (Head no end do in) | |
| Brakes fail in the rain | |
| Down memory lane | |
| Come re-live my paper round with me | |
| And I don’t see any more | |
| (I don’t see any more) | |
| Pent up Alsatians | |
| They used to wait by the door | |
| And say: “It’s nice to know you’re here it’s nice to know you’re here” | |
| And I don’t want any more | |
| (I don’t want any more) | |
| Stark German film noirs | |
| And I could well do without | |
| The hand-clapping sequence at the end of Blockbusters | |
| You were in my hall | |
| Now you’re on my wall | |
| Peter Sarstedt, Mr Irony | |
| Get in the hole | |
| In some warm lagoon | |
| (In some warm lagoon) | |
| I’ll be with Ayshea soon | |
| (Be with Ayshea soon) | |
| Brakes fail in the rain | |
| Down memory lane | |
| Come re-live my paper round with me | |
| And I don’t see any more | |
| (I don’t see any more) | |
| Big mad Alsatians | |
| They used to wait by the door | |
| And sing: “It’s nice to know you’re here, it’s nice to know you’re here” | |
| And I don’t need any more | |
| (I don’t need any more) | |
| Stark German film noirs | |
| And I could well do without | |
| The hand-clapping sequence at the end of Blockbusters | |
| When all of the audience try to convince themselves | |
| That what they are doing is silly but acceptable | |
| And the only thing I can say is: “Oh Kip Keino” |
| Found a nice little cove | |
| Where nobody else goes | |
| Took a trip round the Caves of Drach | |
| And said: " It' s good to explore the more cultural aspects" | |
| Hedley Verityesque | |
| She passed into folklore | |
| Trod on the lines in the pavement | |
| And said: " There' s no room for enigmas in built up areas" | |
| Sweats who think they' re hard | |
| Sweats who think they' re hard | |
| My head no end do in | |
| Head no end do in | |
| Brakes fail in the rain | |
| Down memory lane | |
| Come relive my paper round with me | |
| And I don' t see any more | |
| I don' t see any more | |
| Pent up Alsatians | |
| They used to wait by the door | |
| And say: " It' s nice to know you' re here it' s nice to know you' re here" | |
| And I don' t want any more | |
| I don' t want any more | |
| Stark German film noirs | |
| And I could well do without | |
| The handclapping sequence at the end of Blockbusters | |
| You were in my hall | |
| Now you' re on my wall | |
| Peter Sarstedt, Mr Irony | |
| Get in the hole | |
| In some warm lagoon | |
| In some warm lagoon | |
| I' ll be with Ayshea soon | |
| Be with Ayshea soon | |
| Brakes fail in the rain | |
| Down memory lane | |
| Come relive my paper round with me | |
| And I don' t see any more | |
| I don' t see any more | |
| Big mad Alsatians | |
| They used to wait by the door | |
| And sing: " It' s nice to know you' re here, it' s nice to know you' re here" | |
| And I don' t need any more | |
| I don' t need any more | |
| Stark German film noirs | |
| And I could well do without | |
| The handclapping sequence at the end of Blockbusters | |
| When all of the audience try to convince themselves | |
| That what they are doing is silly but acceptable | |
| And the only thing I can say is: " Oh Kip Keino" |
| Found a nice little cove | |
| Where nobody else goes | |
| Took a trip round the Caves of Drach | |
| And said: " It' s good to explore the more cultural aspects" | |
| Hedley Verityesque | |
| She passed into folklore | |
| Trod on the lines in the pavement | |
| And said: " There' s no room for enigmas in built up areas" | |
| Sweats who think they' re hard | |
| Sweats who think they' re hard | |
| My head no end do in | |
| Head no end do in | |
| Brakes fail in the rain | |
| Down memory lane | |
| Come relive my paper round with me | |
| And I don' t see any more | |
| I don' t see any more | |
| Pent up Alsatians | |
| They used to wait by the door | |
| And say: " It' s nice to know you' re here it' s nice to know you' re here" | |
| And I don' t want any more | |
| I don' t want any more | |
| Stark German film noirs | |
| And I could well do without | |
| The handclapping sequence at the end of Blockbusters | |
| You were in my hall | |
| Now you' re on my wall | |
| Peter Sarstedt, Mr Irony | |
| Get in the hole | |
| In some warm lagoon | |
| In some warm lagoon | |
| I' ll be with Ayshea soon | |
| Be with Ayshea soon | |
| Brakes fail in the rain | |
| Down memory lane | |
| Come relive my paper round with me | |
| And I don' t see any more | |
| I don' t see any more | |
| Big mad Alsatians | |
| They used to wait by the door | |
| And sing: " It' s nice to know you' re here, it' s nice to know you' re here" | |
| And I don' t need any more | |
| I don' t need any more | |
| Stark German film noirs | |
| And I could well do without | |
| The handclapping sequence at the end of Blockbusters | |
| When all of the audience try to convince themselves | |
| That what they are doing is silly but acceptable | |
| And the only thing I can say is: " Oh Kip Keino" |
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