Prag Vec at the Melkweg

	In the town where I was born
	Lived a man who went to work
	And he told us of his life
	Building space ships on forty pounds a week
	And he’d take us all for rides
	And we’d do some serious drugs in
	On board the Enterprise Allowance
	We could do whatever we liked
	And we could go to a Meadowlark Lemon seminar
	Be at the Tony Monopoly incident
	Sort a strobe for Connie Plank
	Shop around with Johnny Kwango
	If you would come with me to Dawlish
	I’d be like Stadler’s caddy for ya
	And we’d return in time for tea
	And our Dads would not have inklings
	Said we’d been to organise a Frisbee competition
	With the Gypsies down the road…
	Do you want to swap a hundred Spandex overcoats
	For the mental age of a haversack
	It’s been like this since we saw
	Prag Vec at the Melkweg
	Oh I doctored my edible thong with listeria
	Now my only hope is that your offspring walks backwards
	Just as I expected the shopkeeper appeared
	And then the band began to play

	In the town where I was born
	Lived a man who went to work
	And he told us of his life
	Building space ships on forty pounds a week
	And he' d take us all for rides
	And we' d do some serious drugs in
	On board the Enterprise Allowance
	We could do whatever we liked
	And we could go to a Meadowlark Lemon seminar
	Be at the Tony Monopoly incident
	Sort a strobe for Connie Plank
	Shop around with Johnny Kwango
	If you would come with me to Dawlish
	I' d be like Stadler' s caddy for ya
	And we' d return in time for tea
	And our Dads would not have inklings
	Said we' d been to organise a Frisbee competition
	With the Gypsies down the road
	Do you want to swap a hundred Spandex overcoats
	For the mental age of a haversack
	It' s been like this since we saw
	Prag Vec at the Melkweg
	Oh I doctored my edible thong with listeria
	Now my only hope is that your offspring walks backwards
	Just as I expected the shopkeeper appeared
	And then the band began to play