Totnes Bickering Fair Lyrics
| Song | Totnes Bickering Fair |
| Artist | Half Man Half Biscuit |
| Album | CSI: Ambleside |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| So much for your journey of self-discovery | |
| You had to cut it short, forgot your credit card | |
| The decree nisi came through this morning | |
| And I just called to say | |
| I’m gonna feed our children non-organic food | |
| I’m gonna feed our children non-organic food | |
| I’m gonna feed our children non-organic food | |
| And with the money saved take ‘em to the zoo | |
| You quoted Goldman incorrectly as we strolled | |
| Your stab at solar heating just left me cold | |
| I want a sun tan, not Vashti Bunyan | |
| Therefore henceforth | |
| I’m gonna feed our children non-organic food | |
| I’m gonna feed our children non-organic food | |
| I’m gonna feed our children non-organic food | |
| And with the money saved take ‘em to the zoo | |
| That donkey which you vowed to rescue done gone died | |
| So on its behalf… | |
| I’m gonna feed our children non-organic food | |
| I’m gonna feed our children non-organic food | |
| I’m gonna feed our children non-organic food | |
| And with the money saved take ‘em to the zoo | |
| I’m gonna feed our children non-organic food | |
| I’m gonna feed our children non-organic food | |
| I’m gonna feed our children non-organic food | |
| And with the money saved take ‘em to the zoo | |
| Not long now before lollipop men are called Darren |
| So much for your journey of selfdiscovery | |
| You had to cut it short, forgot your credit card | |
| The decree nisi came through this morning | |
| And I just called to say | |
| I' m gonna feed our children nonorganic food | |
| I' m gonna feed our children nonorganic food | |
| I' m gonna feed our children nonorganic food | |
| And with the money saved take ' em to the zoo | |
| You quoted Goldman incorrectly as we strolled | |
| Your stab at solar heating just left me cold | |
| I want a sun tan, not Vashti Bunyan | |
| Therefore henceforth | |
| I' m gonna feed our children nonorganic food | |
| I' m gonna feed our children nonorganic food | |
| I' m gonna feed our children nonorganic food | |
| And with the money saved take ' em to the zoo | |
| That donkey which you vowed to rescue done gone died | |
| So on its behalf | |
| I' m gonna feed our children nonorganic food | |
| I' m gonna feed our children nonorganic food | |
| I' m gonna feed our children nonorganic food | |
| And with the money saved take ' em to the zoo | |
| I' m gonna feed our children nonorganic food | |
| I' m gonna feed our children nonorganic food | |
| I' m gonna feed our children nonorganic food | |
| And with the money saved take ' em to the zoo | |
| Not long now before lollipop men are called Darren |
| So much for your journey of selfdiscovery | |
| You had to cut it short, forgot your credit card | |
| The decree nisi came through this morning | |
| And I just called to say | |
| I' m gonna feed our children nonorganic food | |
| I' m gonna feed our children nonorganic food | |
| I' m gonna feed our children nonorganic food | |
| And with the money saved take ' em to the zoo | |
| You quoted Goldman incorrectly as we strolled | |
| Your stab at solar heating just left me cold | |
| I want a sun tan, not Vashti Bunyan | |
| Therefore henceforth | |
| I' m gonna feed our children nonorganic food | |
| I' m gonna feed our children nonorganic food | |
| I' m gonna feed our children nonorganic food | |
| And with the money saved take ' em to the zoo | |
| That donkey which you vowed to rescue done gone died | |
| So on its behalf | |
| I' m gonna feed our children nonorganic food | |
| I' m gonna feed our children nonorganic food | |
| I' m gonna feed our children nonorganic food | |
| And with the money saved take ' em to the zoo | |
| I' m gonna feed our children nonorganic food | |
| I' m gonna feed our children nonorganic food | |
| I' m gonna feed our children nonorganic food | |
| And with the money saved take ' em to the zoo | |
| Not long now before lollipop men are called Darren |
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