| Song | Blue Badge Abuser |
| Artist | Half Man Half Biscuit |
| Album | CSI: Ambleside |
| A dirty rounder, a no-good fraud | |
| A ne’er-do-well of the highest accord | |
| I’ve got the supermarket sympathy vote | |
| I’ve got a ten year old doctor’s note | |
| ‘Cos I’m a Blue, Blue Badge Abuser | |
| I’m a Blue, Blue Badge Abuser | |
| I park up in the pouring rain | |
| The space was empty, who’s to complain | |
| And if they did, I’d say I’m due for the op | |
| And sprint wilfully off to the shop | |
| ‘Cos I’m a Blue, Blue Badge Abuser | |
| I’m a Blue, Blue Badge Abuser | |
| (Fetch my stick, Margaret!) | |
| I used to favour Justice and Truth | |
| An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth | |
| One day I know I’ll have to face his wrath | |
| A walk in hell for a walk-in bath | |
| ‘Cos I’m a Blue, Blue Badge Abuser | |
| I’m a Blue, Blue Badge Abuser | |
| I’m a Blue, Blue Badge Abuser | |
| I’m a Blue, Blue Badge Abuser | |
| Blue Badge Abuser |
| A dirty rounder, a nogood fraud | |
| A ne' erdowell of the highest accord | |
| I' ve got the supermarket sympathy vote | |
| I' ve got a ten year old doctor' s note | |
| ' Cos I' m a Blue, Blue Badge Abuser | |
| I' m a Blue, Blue Badge Abuser | |
| I park up in the pouring rain | |
| The space was empty, who' s to complain | |
| And if they did, I' d say I' m due for the op | |
| And sprint wilfully off to the shop | |
| ' Cos I' m a Blue, Blue Badge Abuser | |
| I' m a Blue, Blue Badge Abuser | |
| Fetch my stick, Margaret! | |
| I used to favour Justice and Truth | |
| An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth | |
| One day I know I' ll have to face his wrath | |
| A walk in hell for a walkin bath | |
| ' Cos I' m a Blue, Blue Badge Abuser | |
| I' m a Blue, Blue Badge Abuser | |
| I' m a Blue, Blue Badge Abuser | |
| I' m a Blue, Blue Badge Abuser | |
| Blue Badge Abuser |