The Backson Song

Song The Backson Song
Artist Craig Ferguson
Album Winnie The Pooh (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)

Lyrics

[00:03.339] It's a giant creature with a tail
[00:06.231] Here I'll draw Piglet in for scale
[00:09.149] Oh dear
[00:10.425] It's hide is like a shaggy rug
[00:13.254] Its face a surly ugly mug
[00:16.22] With two sharp horns atop its head
[00:18.833] Between a mop of hair that's red
[00:22.593] And in its nose a ring of gold
[00:24.534] It smells of monkeys'feet and mold
[00:26.378] Its toes are black Its fur is blue
[00:28.402] I swear that all I tell you is not made up
[00:30.967] The Backson
[00:31.901] The Backson
[00:32.869] The Backson
[00:33.788] The Backson
[00:34.912] Oh no
[00:37.168] But Owl what does a Backson do
[00:38.930] Yes Owl what does a Backson do
[00:40.905] Hmmm what does a backson do
[00:42.801] I'm thinking I'm thinking I'm thinking I'm thinking
[00:44.583] And now I will tell you
[00:50.599] They sneak into your library
[00:52.277] And scribble in all your books
[00:54.356] The Backson The Backson
[00:56.214] We don't like the Backson
[00:58.52] When decorating your Christmas tree
[01:00.130] They tangle up all the hooks
[01:01.942] The Backson The Backson
[01:03.694] We're afraid of the Backson
[01:05.714] They spoil the milk
[01:06.598] They stop all the clocks
[01:07.614] They use their horns to put holes in your socks
[01:09.639] The Backson's the one
[01:10.875] Who's been putting holes in our socks
[01:12.877] Tell us more about what Backsons do
[01:15.388] Yes more about what Backsons do
[01:17.276] More about what Backsons do
[01:19.62] Why don't we hear some thoughts from you
[01:21.72] Maybe they make you sleep too late
[01:22.820] Yes Yes That's good That's great
[01:24.608] I bet they're the reason my tail is gone
[01:26.488] You're on a roll Go on Go on
[01:28.212] They muddy up your tidy house
[01:30.94] They make you feel as small as a mouse
[01:31.990] They break your crayons
[01:33.95] They spill your tea
[01:33.910] They wake up babies at one and three
[01:35.582] They made me catch the cold I caught
[01:37.522] They made me lose my train of thought
[01:39.412] They swipe your stripes
[01:40.258] They clog your pipes
[01:41.199] They dig up your garden
[01:42.123] They won't beg your pardon
[01:43.89] They eat your snacks
[01:43.875] They won't relax
[01:44.706] They chip your tooth
[01:45.802] They steal your youth
[01:46.673] And now you know the horrible truth
[01:48.614] The Backson The Backson
[01:50.298] The Backson The Backson
[01:52.254] Oh no
[01:54.92] Oh yes
[01:55.796] Huh
[01:56.592] I know exactly what to do
[01:58.378] We'll find things Backson are partial to
[02:00.961] Like books
[02:01.677] And dishes
[02:02.155] And socks
[02:02.563] And toys
[02:02.987] Yes Everything that a Backson destroys
[02:05.340] Then we'll dig an enormous pit
[02:07.341] And he'll make the items lead to it
[02:09.491] He'll fall in and we'll get our friend
[02:11.571] And the horrible nightmare can come to an end
[02:13.584] The Backson
[02:14.324] The Backson
[02:15.292] The Backson
[02:16.86] The Backson
[02:17.212] Go home and search your closets
[02:18.925] Bring everything that you can
[02:20.781] The Backson The Backson
[02:22.677] We're gonna catch the Backson
[02:24.601] We'll save Christopher Robin
[02:26.273] By following Rabbit's plan
[02:28.241] The Backson The Backson
[02:30.53] We'll save Christopher Robin
[02:31.993] We must be brave and have no fear
[02:33.803] So to the death we'll persevere
[02:35.650] We'll search by the sun and the light of the moon
[02:37.546] And if everything goes well
[02:40.18] We'll be back soon
[02:43.128] Back soon
[02:44.104] Back soon
[02:46.268] Sounds like Backson
[02:47.357] Back soon
[02:50.173] Oh well Good luck everyone