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Common cold |
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Common cold |
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Christmastime with the common cold |
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Oh I won't go back |
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And I'm never getting over this common cold |
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They're much the same |
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Heading home on a plane |
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Lyin' on the border to avoid paying claims |
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'Cause our bags are full of presents and it's Christmas all the same |
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We just got home on a plane |
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And I'm gonna kiss you nice, believe me |
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Between your woven hands |
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This cold is a nice excuse |
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When your friends call to talk to you |
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You can't go out, you say you're getting old |
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Another thing I like about the common cold |
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Nearly OD |
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On Vitamin C |
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You're standing in a lineup with a gift just for me |
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And you wrap it up in newsprint with a bow quite naturally |
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I won't even try to peek |
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And I'm gonna kiss you nice, believe me |
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Between your woven hands |
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This cold is a nice excuse |
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When your friends call to talk to you |
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You can't go out, you say you're getting old |
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Another thing I like about the common cold |
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Common cold, common cold |
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They've got a miracle cure or that's what you've been told |
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Well let's not rush to remedy |
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Come get warm in bed with me |
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We'll pack dry heat |
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And I'm gonna kiss you nice, believe me |
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Between your swollen hand |
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This cold is a nice excuse |
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When your friends call to talk to you |
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You can't go out, you say you're getting old |
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Another thing I like about the common cold |