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I know there's never been a man in the awful shape I'm in |
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I can't even spell my name, my heads in such a spin |
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Today I tried to eat a steak with a big old tablespoon |
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You got me chasin' Rabbits, walkin' on my hands |
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...And howlin' at the moon. |
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Well, (*SUG), I took one look at you and it almost drove me mad |
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And then I even went and lost what little sense I had |
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Now I can't tell the day from night, I'm crazy as a loon |
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You got me chasin' Rabbits, pullin' out my hair and howlin' at the moon. |
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Some friends of mine asked me to go out on a huntin' spree |
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'Cause there ain't a hound dog in this state that can hold a light to me |
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I eat three bones for dinner today, then tried to tree a 'Coon |
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You got me chasin' Rabbits, scratchin' fleas and howlin' at the moon. |
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I rode my horse to town to day and a gas pump we did pass |
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I pulled 'im up and I hollered WHOA!, said fill 'im up with gas |
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The man picked up a monkey wrench and WHAM!, he changed my tune |
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You got me chasin' Rabbits, spittin' out teeth and howlin' at the moon. |
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I never thought in this old world a fool could fall so hard |
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But honey baby, when I fell the whole world must have jarred |
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I think I'd quit my doggish ways if you'd take me for your groom |
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You got me chasin Rabbits, pickin' out rings and howlin' at the moon |