| [00:00.000] | （诸葛亮下来战书） |
| [00:02.342] | （约我等明日决战） |
| [00:04.593] | （如何对敌？） |
| [00:06.604] | （嘟嘟 诸葛亮连战我几座城池 士气正旺） |
| [00:12.749] | （明日决战 正好挫败我军锐气） |
| [00:17.217] | （诸葛亮可严整队伍 大战旌旗 以壮军威） |
| [00:24.333] | （明日在两军阵前 诸葛亮只需一席话语） |
| [00:29.330] | （管教我军提前射精 不战自退） |
| [00:34.981] | （蛤蛤蛤蛤蛤蛤蛤蛤） |
| [00:37.262] | -------- |
| [00:46.240] | （来者可是 ⑨~） |
| [00:48.604] | （是你爸） |
| [00:49.969] | （嗯~ 久闻⑨之大名 今日有幸相会） |
| [01:00.784] | （呃...） |
| [01:02.395] | 孔明孔明 又来犯我疆界 |
| [01:04.959] | 我有知识 我非常自豪 |
| [01:07.798] | 老夫带有德之人 诸葛村夫如何比我 |
| [01:11.064] | 神器 大器 倒悬打飞机 美哉 |
| [01:13.761] | バカ~ バカ~ |
| [01:15.108] | バカ~ バカ~ |
| [01:16.487] | バカ~ バカ~ |
| [01:17.724] | 王司徒又有何作为？ |
| [01:19.328] | バカ~ バカ~ |
| [01:20.583] | バカ~ バカ~ |
| [01:21.913] | バカ~ バカ~ |
| [01:23.264] | 安敢在此饶舌！ |
| [01:24.696] | バカ~ バカ~ |
| [01:26.086] | バカ~ バカ~ |
| [01:27.478] | バカ~ バカ~ |
| [01:28.771] | 如此粗鄙之语~ |
| [01:30.350] | バカ~ バカ~ |
| [01:31.590] | バカ~ バカ~ |
| [01:32.892] | 蛤*N |
| [01:35.423] | 汪！ |
| [01:35.865] | 我要金坷垃 疯猴一千八 |
| [01:38.458] | 再掺一袋就有三千六 |
| [01:41.245] | 再掺金坷垃 疯猴九千八 |
| [01:43.966] | 再掺一袋就有四万七千八 |
| [01:46.744] | 太祖掺坷垃 变成大王八 |
| [01:49.501] | 世祖皇帝变成大龟龟 |
| [01:52.220] | 蛤*N |
| [01:53.607] | 老夫也要掺坷垃 |
| [01:54.979] | 诸葛孔明吃金坷垃 就怀孕 |
| [01:57.654] | 我原以为 你到阵前 必有菊花 |
| [02:01.777] | 我裤子都脱了 |
| [02:03.203] | 我没想到 你是一只大-二-哔！ |
| [02:08.151] | 二二得四 三七二十一 |
| [02:10.862] | 二四得八 六九五十四 |
| [02:13.752] | 12×450 |
| [02:15.646] | 罪恶深重 bishi不容 |
| [02:16.971] | 无耻老贼 嘴这么欠 太~放~肆~ |
| [02:19.346] | 王司徒 你有几个蛋蛋~ |
| [02:21.797] | 是二十九 还是六十八 |
| [02:24.686] | 今天我奉诏饶舌 |
| [02:26.560] | 匡君辅国 安汉兴刘 |
| [02:27.893] | 老贼怎敢在我面前 |
| [02:29.384] | 艹董卓艹到爆 |
| [02:30.650] | バカ~ バカ~ |
| [02:31.941] | バカ~ バカ~ |
| [02:33.179] | バカ~ バカ~ |
| [02:34.501] | 仍不失封侯之位 |
| [02:36.037] | バカ~ バカ~ |
| [02:37.370] | バカ~ バカ~ |
| [02:38.759] | バカ~ バカ~ |
| [02:40.030] | 此乃自然之理 |
| [02:41.553] | バカ~ バカ~ |
| [02:42.898] | バカ~ バカ~ |
| [02:44.286] | バカ~ バカ~ |
| [02:45.534] | 诸葛村夫 你敢—— |
| [02:46.980] | バカ~ バカ~ |
| [02:48.410] | バカ~ バカ~ |
| [02:49.699] | 蛤*N |
| [02:52.180] | （我从未见过有如此厚颜无耻之人！） |
| [02:57.172] | （你——） |
| [00:00.000] | zhu ge liang xia lai zhan shu |
| [00:02.342] | yue wo deng ming ri jue zhan |
| [00:04.593] | ru he dui di? |
| [00:06.604] | du du zhu ge liang lian zhan wo ji zuo cheng chi shi qi zheng wang |
| [00:12.749] | ming ri jue zhan zheng hao cuo bai wo jun rui qi |
| [00:17.217] | zhu ge liang ke yan zheng dui wu da zhan jing qi yi zhuang jun wei |
| [00:24.333] | ming ri zai liang jun zhen qian zhu ge liang zhi xu yi xi hua yu |
| [00:29.330] | guan jiao wo jun ti qian she jing bu zhan zi tui |
| [00:34.981] | ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
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| [00:46.240] | lai zhe ke shi |
| [00:48.604] | shi ni ba |
| [00:49.969] | jiu wen zhi da ming jin ri you xing xiang hui |
| [01:00.784] | e... |
| [01:02.395] | kong ming kong ming you lai fan wo jiang jie |
| [01:04.959] | wo you zhi shi wo fei chang zi hao |
| [01:07.798] | lao fu dai you de zhi ren zhu ge cun fu ru he bi wo |
| [01:11.064] | shen qi da qi dao xuan da fei ji mei zai |
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| [01:17.724] | wang si tu you you he zuo wei? |
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| [01:21.913] | |
| [01:23.264] | an gan zai ci rao she! |
| [01:24.696] | |
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| [01:27.478] | |
| [01:28.771] | ru ci cu bi zhi yu |
| [01:30.350] | |
| [01:31.590] | |
| [01:32.892] | ha N |
| [01:35.423] | wang! |
| [01:35.865] | wo yao jin ke la feng hou yi qian ba |
| [01:38.458] | zai can yi dai jiu you san qian liu |
| [01:41.245] | zai can jin ke la feng hou jiu qian ba |
| [01:43.966] | zai can yi dai jiu you si wan qi qian ba |
| [01:46.744] | tai zu can ke la bian cheng dai wang ba |
| [01:49.501] | shi zu huang di bian cheng da gui gui |
| [01:52.220] | ha N |
| [01:53.607] | lao fu ye yao can ke la |
| [01:54.979] | zhu ge kong ming chi jin ke la jiu huai yun |
| [01:57.654] | wo yuan yi wei ni dao zhen qian bi you ju hua |
| [02:01.777] | wo ku zi dou tuo le |
| [02:03.203] | wo mei xiang dao ni shi yi zhi da er bi! |
| [02:08.151] | er er de si san qi er shi yi |
| [02:10.862] | er si de ba liu jiu wu shi si |
| [02:13.752] | 12 450 |
| [02:15.646] | zui e shen zhong bishi bu rong |
| [02:16.971] | wu chi lao zei zui zhe me qian tai fang si |
| [02:19.346] | wang si tu ni you ji ge dan dan |
| [02:21.797] | shi er shi jiu hai shi liu shi ba |
| [02:24.686] | jin tian wo feng zhao rao she |
| [02:26.560] | kuang jun fu guo an han xing liu |
| [02:27.893] | lao zei zen gan zai wo mian qian |
| [02:29.384] | cao dong zhuo cao dao bao |
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| [02:34.501] | reng bu shi feng hou zhi wei |
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| [02:38.759] | |
| [02:40.030] | ci nai zi ran zhi li |
| [02:41.553] | |
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| [02:44.286] | |
| [02:45.534] | zhu ge cun fu ni gan |
| [02:46.980] | |
| [02:48.410] | |
| [02:49.699] | ha N |
| [02:52.180] | wo cong wei jian guo you ru ci hou yan wu chi zhi ren! |
| [02:57.172] | ni |
| [00:00.000] | zhū gě liàng xià lái zhàn shū |
| [00:02.342] | yuē wǒ děng míng rì jué zhàn |
| [00:04.593] | rú hé duì dí? |
| [00:06.604] | dū dū zhū gě liàng lián zhàn wǒ jǐ zuò chéng chí shì qì zhèng wàng |
| [00:12.749] | míng rì jué zhàn zhèng hǎo cuò bài wǒ jūn ruì qì |
| [00:17.217] | zhū gě liàng kě yán zhěng duì wǔ dà zhàn jīng qí yǐ zhuàng jūn wēi |
| [00:24.333] | míng rì zài liǎng jūn zhèn qián zhū gě liàng zhǐ xū yī xí huà yǔ |
| [00:29.330] | guǎn jiào wǒ jūn tí qián shè jīng bù zhàn zì tuì |
| [00:34.981] | há há há há há há há há |
| [00:37.262] | |
| [00:46.240] | lái zhě kě shì |
| [00:48.604] | shì nǐ bà |
| [00:49.969] | jiǔ wén zhī dà míng jīn rì yǒu xìng xiāng huì |
| [01:00.784] | è... |
| [01:02.395] | kǒng míng kǒng míng yòu lái fàn wǒ jiāng jiè |
| [01:04.959] | wǒ yǒu zhī shí wǒ fēi cháng zì háo |
| [01:07.798] | lǎo fū dài yǒu dé zhī rén zhū gě cūn fū rú hé bǐ wǒ |
| [01:11.064] | shén qì dà qì dào xuán dǎ fēi jī měi zāi |
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| [01:16.487] | |
| [01:17.724] | wáng sī tú yòu yǒu hé zuò wéi? |
| [01:19.328] | |
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| [01:21.913] | |
| [01:23.264] | ān gǎn zài cǐ ráo shé! |
| [01:24.696] | |
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| [01:27.478] | |
| [01:28.771] | rú cǐ cū bǐ zhī yǔ |
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| [01:31.590] | |
| [01:32.892] | há N |
| [01:35.423] | wāng! |
| [01:35.865] | wǒ yào jīn kē lā fēng hóu yī qiān bā |
| [01:38.458] | zài càn yī dài jiù yǒu sān qiān liù |
| [01:41.245] | zài càn jīn kē lā fēng hóu jiǔ qiān bā |
| [01:43.966] | zài càn yī dài jiù yǒu sì wàn qī qiān bā |
| [01:46.744] | tài zǔ càn kē lā biàn chéng dài wáng bā |
| [01:49.501] | shì zǔ huáng dì biàn chéng dà guī guī |
| [01:52.220] | há N |
| [01:53.607] | lǎo fū yě yào càn kē lā |
| [01:54.979] | zhū gě kǒng míng chī jīn kē lā jiù huái yùn |
| [01:57.654] | wǒ yuán yǐ wéi nǐ dào zhèn qián bì yǒu jú huā |
| [02:01.777] | wǒ kù zǐ dōu tuō le |
| [02:03.203] | wǒ méi xiǎng dào nǐ shì yì zhī dà èr bì! |
| [02:08.151] | èr èr dé sì sān qī èr shí yī |
| [02:10.862] | èr sì dé bā liù jiǔ wǔ shí sì |
| [02:13.752] | 12 450 |
| [02:15.646] | zuì è shēn zhòng bishi bù róng |
| [02:16.971] | wú chǐ lǎo zéi zuǐ zhè me qiàn tài fàng sì |
| [02:19.346] | wáng sī tú nǐ yǒu jǐ gè dàn dàn |
| [02:21.797] | shì èr shí jiǔ hái shì liù shí bā |
| [02:24.686] | jīn tiān wǒ fèng zhào ráo shé |
| [02:26.560] | kuāng jūn fǔ guó ān hàn xìng liú |
| [02:27.893] | lǎo zéi zěn gǎn zài wǒ miàn qián |
| [02:29.384] | cao dǒng zhuō cao dào bào |
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| [02:34.501] | réng bù shī fēng hóu zhī wèi |
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| [02:40.030] | cǐ nǎi zì rán zhī lǐ |
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| [02:45.534] | zhū gě cūn fū nǐ gǎn |
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| [02:49.699] | há N |
| [02:52.180] | wǒ cóng wèi jiàn guò yǒu rú cǐ hòu yán wú chǐ zhī rén! |
| [02:57.172] | nǐ |
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