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十一哥(问答)
shi yi ge wen da Lyrics

Song 十一哥(问答)
Artist 张帝
Album 现场回答观众问题专辑
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[02:30.546] 这位朋友你问张帝
[02:34.469] 让我把台湾新加坡来比一比
[02:37.842] 比什么
[02:40.102] 你让我来那比一比
[02:43.303] 台湾新加坡
[02:45.650] 哪边的小姐比较好
[02:48.905] 现在告诉你 告诉你
[02:55.019] 台湾小姐温柔美丽
[02:58.743] 新加坡小姐也让人迷
[03:02.220] 我不骗你
[03:04.369] 只要小姐她会欢喜哪里都好的
[03:10.077] 你脑筋天天都想小姐
[03:13.309] 原来那比个就是你
[03:19.405] 这位朋友你要问张帝
[03:23.119] 什么叫做那马杀鸡
[03:26.407] 嘿嘿 真有趣
[03:28.768] 马杀鸡本来是一句英语
[03:31.981] 就是你身上
[03:34.405] 哪里感觉到痛痛的
[03:37.546] 她摸摸你就没问题
[03:43.680] 要马杀鸡是很容易
[03:47.470] 到马杀鸡院里就可以
[03:50.851] 我告诉你
[03:53.055] 要找就要找那正常的
[03:56.320] 我不骗你
[03:58.754] 假如你找到那乱马的
[04:01.881] 可能马两下 害死你
[04:08.058] 这位小姐你问张帝
[04:11.822] 问我的太太是美不美丽
[04:15.420] 还真美丽
[04:17.386] 我当然感觉到她美丽
[04:20.627] 才会把她讨
[04:23.002] 回到我的那家里去
[04:26.149] 生活在一起 在一起
[04:32.338] 太太美不美丽没关系
[04:36.115] 只要她良心好就可以
[04:39.517] 我不骗你
[04:41.705] 讨太太要讨着良母贤妻
[04:44.871] 才最重要的
[04:47.232] 小姐你是不是对我有兴趣
[04:50.456] 我就马上夸你道谢意
[04:56.332] 这位朋友你问张帝
[05:00.275] 我们兄弟两人脸孔不同的
[05:03.729] 我告诉你
[05:05.946] 兄弟脸孔本来都不一样
[05:09.167] 很少相像的
[05:11.607] 就算两个人差不多
[05:14.720] 你要看仔细也不同的
[05:20.959] 你说我爸爸妈妈有问题
[05:24.644] 我看这个问题没有道理
[05:28.108] 我告诉你
[05:30.217] 是不是你自己的家里
[05:33.426] 爸爸换来换去
[05:35.843] 所以你们家里的兄弟
[05:39.007] 不一样才想到这问题
[05:45.216] 这位朋友实在没出息
[05:48.666] 你怎么想到自杀的问题
[05:52.411] 绝对不可以
[05:54.489] 这个世界是很美丽
[05:57.684] 应该活下去
[06:00.020] 你问我用长枪用短枪
[06:03.271] 最好把你枪来收起
[06:09.414] 虽然你自己要杀自己
[06:13.201] 可是你没有这个权利
[06:16.611] 我劝告你
[06:18.784] 身体是你父母给你的
[06:21.980] 应该要爱惜
[06:24.397] 而且世上没有什么不如意
[06:27.574] 你要靠自己来处理
[06:33.689] 各位朋友我唱到这里
[06:37.433] 胡说八道你别生气
[06:40.711] 我对不起
[06:43.043] 假如有些地方得罪了你
[06:46.454] 我在开玩笑
[06:48.586] 希望大家都笑眯眯
[06:51.884] 能够把烦恼都忘记
[06:57.917] 这次来到了新加坡
[07:01.696] 明天就要来离开你
[07:05.147] 我怀念你
[07:07.332] 各位对我也有情意
[07:10.471] 我也难忘记
[07:12.906] 希望下次还有机会
[07:16.163] 能到新加坡再见你
[02:30.546] zhe wei peng you ni wen zhang di
[02:34.469] rang wo ba tai wan xin jia po lai bi yi bi
[02:37.842] bi shen me
[02:40.102] ni rang wo lai na bi yi bi
[02:43.303] tai wan xin jia po
[02:45.650] na bian de xiao jie bi jiao hao
[02:48.905] xian zai gao su ni gao su ni
[02:55.019] tai wan xiao jie wen rou mei li
[02:58.743] xin jia po xiao jie ye rang ren mi
[03:02.220] wo bu pian ni
[03:04.369] zhi yao xiao jie ta hui huan xi na li dou hao de
[03:10.077] ni nao jin tian tian du xiang xiao jie
[03:13.309] yuan lai na bi ge jiu shi ni
[03:19.405] zhe wei peng you ni yao wen zhang di
[03:23.119] shen me jiao zuo na ma sha ji
[03:26.407] hei hei zhen you qu
[03:28.768] ma sha ji ben lai shi yi ju ying yu
[03:31.981] jiu shi ni shen shang
[03:34.405] na li gan jue dao tong tong de
[03:37.546] ta mo mo ni jiu mei wen ti
[03:43.680] yao ma sha ji shi hen rong yi
[03:47.470] dao ma sha ji yuan li jiu ke yi
[03:50.851] wo gao su ni
[03:53.055] yao zhao jiu yao zhao na zheng chang de
[03:56.320] wo bu pian ni
[03:58.754] jia ru ni zhao dao na luan ma de
[04:01.881] ke neng ma liang xia hai si ni
[04:08.058] zhe wei xiao jie ni wen zhang di
[04:11.822] wen wo de tai tai shi mei bu mei li
[04:15.420] hai zhen mei li
[04:17.386] wo dang ran gan jue dao ta mei li
[04:20.627] cai hui ba ta tao
[04:23.002] hui dao wo de na jia li qu
[04:26.149] sheng huo zai yi qi zai yi qi
[04:32.338] tai tai mei bu mei li mei guan xi
[04:36.115] zhi yao ta liang xin hao jiu ke yi
[04:39.517] wo bu pian ni
[04:41.705] tao tai tai yao tao zhe liang mu xian qi
[04:44.871] cai zui zhong yao de
[04:47.232] xiao jie ni shi bu shi dui wo you xing qu
[04:50.456] wo jiu ma shang kua ni dao xie yi
[04:56.332] zhe wei peng you ni wen zhang di
[05:00.275] wo men xiong di liang ren lian kong bu tong de
[05:03.729] wo gao su ni
[05:05.946] xiong di lian kong ben lai dou bu yi yang
[05:09.167] hen shao xiang xiang de
[05:11.607] jiu suan liang ge ren cha bu duo
[05:14.720] ni yao kan zi xi ye bu tong de
[05:20.959] ni shuo wo ba ba ma ma you wen ti
[05:24.644] wo kan zhe ge wen ti mei you dao li
[05:28.108] wo gao su ni
[05:30.217] shi bu shi ni zi ji de jia li
[05:33.426] ba ba huan lai huan qu
[05:35.843] suo yi ni men jia li de xiong di
[05:39.007] bu yi yang cai xiang dao zhe wen ti
[05:45.216] zhe wei peng you shi zai mei chu xi
[05:48.666] ni zen me xiang dao zi sha de wen ti
[05:52.411] jue dui bu ke yi
[05:54.489] zhe ge shi jie shi hen mei li
[05:57.684] ying gai huo xia qu
[06:00.020] ni wen wo yong chang qiang yong duan qiang
[06:03.271] zui hao ba ni qiang lai shou qi
[06:09.414] sui ran ni zi ji yao sha zi ji
[06:13.201] ke shi ni mei you zhe ge quan li
[06:16.611] wo quan gao ni
[06:18.784] shen ti shi ni fu mu gei ni de
[06:21.980] ying gai yao ai xi
[06:24.397] er qie shi shang mei you shen me bu ru yi
[06:27.574] ni yao kao zi ji lai chu li
[06:33.689] ge wei peng you wo chang dao zhe li
[06:37.433] hu shuo ba dao ni bie sheng qi
[06:40.711] wo dui bu qi
[06:43.043] jia ru you xie di fang de zui le ni
[06:46.454] wo zai kai wan xiao
[06:48.586] xi wang da jia dou xiao mi mi
[06:51.884] neng gou ba fan nao dou wang ji
[06:57.917] zhe ci lai dao le xin jia po
[07:01.696] ming tian jiu yao lai li kai ni
[07:05.147] wo huai nian ni
[07:07.332] ge wei dui wo ye you qing yi
[07:10.471] wo ye nan wang ji
[07:12.906] xi wang xia ci hai you ji hui
[07:16.163] neng dao xin jia po zai jian ni
[02:30.546] zhè wèi péng yǒu nǐ wèn zhāng dì
[02:34.469] ràng wǒ bǎ tái wān xīn jiā pō lái bǐ yī bǐ
[02:37.842] bǐ shén me
[02:40.102] nǐ ràng wǒ lái nà bǐ yī bǐ
[02:43.303] tái wān xīn jiā pō
[02:45.650] nǎ bian de xiǎo jiě bǐ jiào hǎo
[02:48.905] xiàn zài gào sù nǐ gào sù nǐ
[02:55.019] tái wān xiǎo jiě wēn róu měi lì
[02:58.743] xīn jiā pō xiǎo jiě yě ràng rén mí
[03:02.220] wǒ bù piàn nǐ
[03:04.369] zhǐ yào xiǎo jiě tā huì huān xǐ nǎ lǐ dōu hǎo de
[03:10.077] nǐ nǎo jīn tiān tiān dū xiǎng xiǎo jiě
[03:13.309] yuán lái nà bǐ gè jiù shì nǐ
[03:19.405] zhè wèi péng yǒu nǐ yào wèn zhāng dì
[03:23.119] shén me jiào zuò nà mǎ shā jī
[03:26.407] hēi hēi zhēn yǒu qù
[03:28.768] mǎ shā jī běn lái shì yī jù yīng yǔ
[03:31.981] jiù shì nǐ shēn shàng
[03:34.405] nǎ lǐ gǎn jué dào tòng tòng de
[03:37.546] tā mō mō nǐ jiù méi wèn tí
[03:43.680] yào mǎ shā jī shì hěn róng yì
[03:47.470] dào mǎ shā jī yuàn lǐ jiù kě yǐ
[03:50.851] wǒ gào sù nǐ
[03:53.055] yào zhǎo jiù yào zhǎo nà zhèng cháng de
[03:56.320] wǒ bù piàn nǐ
[03:58.754] jiǎ rú nǐ zhǎo dào nà luàn mǎ de
[04:01.881] kě néng mǎ liǎng xià hài sǐ nǐ
[04:08.058] zhè wèi xiǎo jiě nǐ wèn zhāng dì
[04:11.822] wèn wǒ de tài tài shì měi bù měi lì
[04:15.420] hái zhēn měi lì
[04:17.386] wǒ dāng rán gǎn jué dào tā měi lì
[04:20.627] cái huì bǎ tā tǎo
[04:23.002] huí dào wǒ de nà jiā lǐ qù
[04:26.149] shēng huó zài yì qǐ zài yì qǐ
[04:32.338] tài tài měi bù měi lì méi guān xì
[04:36.115] zhǐ yào tā liáng xīn hǎo jiù kě yǐ
[04:39.517] wǒ bù piàn nǐ
[04:41.705] tǎo tài tài yào tǎo zhe liáng mǔ xián qī
[04:44.871] cái zuì zhòng yào de
[04:47.232] xiǎo jiě nǐ shì bú shì duì wǒ yǒu xìng qù
[04:50.456] wǒ jiù mǎ shàng kuā nǐ dào xiè yì
[04:56.332] zhè wèi péng yǒu nǐ wèn zhāng dì
[05:00.275] wǒ men xiōng dì liǎng rén liǎn kǒng bù tóng de
[05:03.729] wǒ gào sù nǐ
[05:05.946] xiōng dì liǎn kǒng běn lái dōu bù yí yàng
[05:09.167] hěn shào xiāng xiàng de
[05:11.607] jiù suàn liǎng gè rén chà bù duō
[05:14.720] nǐ yào kàn zǐ xì yě bù tóng de
[05:20.959] nǐ shuō wǒ bà bà mā mā yǒu wèn tí
[05:24.644] wǒ kàn zhè gè wèn tí méi yǒu dào li
[05:28.108] wǒ gào sù nǐ
[05:30.217] shì bú shì nǐ zì jǐ de jiā lǐ
[05:33.426] bà bà huàn lái huàn qù
[05:35.843] suǒ yǐ nǐ men jiā lǐ de xiōng dì
[05:39.007] bù yí yàng cái xiǎng dào zhè wèn tí
[05:45.216] zhè wèi péng yǒu shí zài méi chū xī
[05:48.666] nǐ zěn me xiǎng dào zì shā de wèn tí
[05:52.411] jué duì bù kě yǐ
[05:54.489] zhè gè shì jiè shì hěn měi lì
[05:57.684] yīng gāi huó xià qù
[06:00.020] nǐ wèn wǒ yòng cháng qiāng yòng duǎn qiāng
[06:03.271] zuì hǎo bǎ nǐ qiāng lái shōu qǐ
[06:09.414] suī rán nǐ zì jǐ yào shā zì jǐ
[06:13.201] kě shì nǐ méi yǒu zhè gè quán lì
[06:16.611] wǒ quàn gào nǐ
[06:18.784] shēn tǐ shì nǐ fù mǔ gěi nǐ de
[06:21.980] yīng gāi yào ài xī
[06:24.397] ér qiě shì shàng méi yǒu shén me bù rú yì
[06:27.574] nǐ yào kào zì jǐ lái chǔ lǐ
[06:33.689] gè wèi péng yǒu wǒ chàng dào zhè lǐ
[06:37.433] hú shuō bā dào nǐ bié shēng qì
[06:40.711] wǒ duì bù qǐ
[06:43.043] jiǎ rú yǒu xiē dì fāng dé zuì le nǐ
[06:46.454] wǒ zài kāi wán xiào
[06:48.586] xī wàng dà jiā dōu xiào mī mī
[06:51.884] néng gòu bǎ fán nǎo dōu wàng jì
[06:57.917] zhè cì lái dào le xīn jiā pō
[07:01.696] míng tiān jiù yào lái lí kāi nǐ
[07:05.147] wǒ huái niàn nǐ
[07:07.332] gè wèi duì wǒ yě yǒu qíng yì
[07:10.471] wǒ yě nán wàng jì
[07:12.906] xī wàng xià cì hái yǒu jī huì
[07:16.163] néng dào xīn jiā pō zài jiàn nǐ
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