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| [00:00.88] | 诸葛亮下来情书约我 |
| [00:02.09] | 如何对敌 |
| [00:03.69] | 嘟嘟 |
| [00:04.74] | 待老夫先尿一盅 |
| [00:07.38] | （…） |
| [00:18.79] | （！！！） |
| [00:26.07] | 嘟嘟 |
| [00:27.00] | 诸葛亮血气正旺 |
| [00:28.33] | 嘟嘟可再脱裤子 |
| [00:29.47] | 大打飞机 |
| [00:30.37] | 以挫军威！！ |
| [00:32.27] | 老夫只需一发微信 |
| [00:33.68] | 管教诸葛亮娶了老夫！！ |
| [00:39.43] | 猪哥村妇 |
| [00:40.73] | 为何不回我微信？？ |
| [00:43.00] | 无耻逗比 草拟大爷 |
| [00:47.79] | 一只王八，一只王八*n |
| [01:06.00] | 如果 老BI在此 |
| [01:07.13] | 28都被freeze |
| [01:08.63] | 大木来打飞机 |
| [01:09.79] | 不敢和我比试 |
| [01:11.09] | 我太祖我师祖 将军还有嘟嘟 |
| [01:13.25] | 他们不脱裤子 |
| [01:14.66] | 就是不给我面子 |
| [01:15.76] | 我飞机的招式 |
| [01:17.03] | 改写一部历史 |
| [01:18.12] | 没什么别的事 |
| [01:19.38] | 学我念一个字 |
| [01:20.59] | 汪汪汪汪*n |
| [01:23.10] | 看我把裤子脱掉SHE出一发骄傲！！ |
| [01:25.21] | 我 优哉游哉 撸个痛快 |
| [01:27.56] | 动作轻松自在 你学不来 |
| [01:29.56] | 蛤蛤 一发西来 天外飞仙 |
| [01:31.87] | 就在两军阵前 美哉！美哉！！ |
| [01:34.65] | 我 悠哉悠哉 撸个痛快 |
| [01:37.02] | 气 成于丹田 功力传开 |
| [01:39.42] | 神 器 挥正楷一发就白 |
| [01:41.57] | 来 战个痛快 看谁厉害！！ |
| [01:48.17] | 我真是RI了狗了 |
| [01:51.47] | 预备~ |
| [01:53.78] | 一 |
| [01:56.13] | 二 |
| [01:58.49] | Three |
| [02:00.79] | 四 |
| [02:05.73] | 撸个神马管 |
| [02:06.60] | 绕个神马蛋 |
| [02:07.35] | 原以为你身为gouB |
| [02:08.61] | 来到阵前 面对2B |
| [02:09.46] | 必有gaodan |
| [02:10.56] | 没想到竟又LU出如此粗鄙之蛋 |
| [02:13.07] | 司徒之生平 |
| [02:14.17] | 我素有所知 |
| [02:15.54] | 世居东海宾馆 |
| [02:16.68] | 天天要食BIANBIAN |
| [02:17.94] | 两岁就看动作片 |
| [02:19.09] | 七十抢人棒棒糖 |
| [02:20.19] | 春锅 曾锅 凤姐 白块锅 |
| [02:22.39] | 这些我朝的flowers |
| [02:23.66] | 一个都没留给我！！ |
| [02:24.90] | 就是这只汪！！就是这只汪！！ |
| [02:26.62] | 一起汪！！ |
| [02:27.53] | 就是这只汪！！就是这只汪！！ |
| [02:29.13] | 吠~！！ |
| [02:29.25] | 汪汪汪*n |
| [02:34.72] | 我是汪汪 一只汪汪*n |
| [02:43.73] | 住口！ |
| [02:44.29] | 艹！！断J之犬 无耻老贼！！ |
| [02:46.15] | 怎敢在我面前 狺狺狂吠！ |
| [02:48.55] | 我艹！！无耻gouB 雕虫小J！！ |
| [02:50.91] | 有何面目去见汪汪先帝！！ |
| [02:54.11] | 我 从未见过有如此 厚颜无耻之人 |
| [03:01.00] | 西八*n |
| [03:10.04] | 靠 |
| [03:10.31] | 西八*n |
| [03:20.04] | 哈哈*n |
| [03:22.35] | 嗯嗯*n |
| [03:24.86] | 哈哈哈哈*n |
| [03:39.00] | 你这是自寻死路 |
| [03:43.69] | 呯！ |
| [03:51.45] | 呯！ |
| [03:56.88] | 呯*n |
| ti: | |
| ar: | |
| al: | |
| [00:00.88] | zhu ge liang xia lai qing shu yue wo |
| [00:02.09] | ru he dui di |
| [00:03.69] | du du |
| [00:04.74] | dai lao fu xian niao yi zhong |
| [00:07.38] | |
| [00:18.79] | !!! |
| [00:26.07] | du du |
| [00:27.00] | zhu ge liang xue qi zheng wang |
| [00:28.33] | du du ke zai tuo ku zi |
| [00:29.47] | da da fei ji |
| [00:30.37] | yi cuo jun wei!! |
| [00:32.27] | lao fu zhi xu yi fa wei xin |
| [00:33.68] | guan jiao zhu ge liang qu le lao fu!! |
| [00:39.43] | zhu ge cun fu |
| [00:40.73] | wei he bu hui wo wei xin?? |
| [00:43.00] | wu chi dou bi cao ni da ye |
| [00:47.79] | yi zhi wang ba, yi zhi wang ba n |
| [01:06.00] | ru guo lao BI zai ci |
| [01:07.13] | 28 dou bei freeze |
| [01:08.63] | da mu lai da fei ji |
| [01:09.79] | bu gan he wo bi shi |
| [01:11.09] | wo tai zu wo shi zu jiang jun hai you du du |
| [01:13.25] | ta men bu tuo ku zi |
| [01:14.66] | jiu shi bu gei wo mian zi |
| [01:15.76] | wo fei ji de zhao shi |
| [01:17.03] | gai xie yi bu li shi |
| [01:18.12] | mei shen me bie de shi |
| [01:19.38] | xue wo nian yi ge zi |
| [01:20.59] | wang wang wang wang n |
| [01:23.10] | kan wo ba ku zi tuo diao SHE chu yi fa jiao ao!! |
| [01:25.21] | wo you zai you zai lu ge tong kuai |
| [01:27.56] | dong zuo qing song zi zai ni xue bu lai |
| [01:29.56] | ha ha yi fa xi lai tian wai fei xian |
| [01:31.87] | jiu zai liang jun zhen qian mei zai! mei zai!! |
| [01:34.65] | wo you zai you zai lu ge tong kuai |
| [01:37.02] | qi cheng yu dan tian gong li chuan kai |
| [01:39.42] | shen qi hui zheng kai yi fa jiu bai |
| [01:41.57] | lai zhan ge tong kuai kan shui li hai!! |
| [01:48.17] | wo zhen shi RI le gou le |
| [01:51.47] | yu bei |
| [01:53.78] | yi |
| [01:56.13] | er |
| [01:58.49] | Three |
| [02:00.79] | si |
| [02:05.73] | lu ge shen ma guan |
| [02:06.60] | rao ge shen ma dan |
| [02:07.35] | yuan yi wei ni shen wei gouB |
| [02:08.61] | lai dao zhen qian mian dui 2B |
| [02:09.46] | bi you gaodan |
| [02:10.56] | mei xiang dao jing you LU chu ru ci cu bi zhi dan |
| [02:13.07] | si tu zhi sheng ping |
| [02:14.17] | wo su you suo zhi |
| [02:15.54] | shi ju dong hai bin guan |
| [02:16.68] | tian tian yao shi BIANBIAN |
| [02:17.94] | liang sui jiu kan dong zuo pian |
| [02:19.09] | qi shi qiang ren bang bang tang |
| [02:20.19] | chun guo ceng guo feng jie bai kuai guo |
| [02:22.39] | zhei xie wo chao de flowers |
| [02:23.66] | yi ge dou mei liu gei wo!! |
| [02:24.90] | jiu shi zhe zhi wang!! jiu shi zhe zhi wang!! |
| [02:26.62] | yi qi wang!! |
| [02:27.53] | jiu shi zhe zhi wang!! jiu shi zhe zhi wang!! |
| [02:29.13] | fei!! |
| [02:29.25] | wang wang wang n |
| [02:34.72] | wo shi wang wang yi zhi wang wang n |
| [02:43.73] | zhu kou! |
| [02:44.29] | cao!! duan J zhi quan wu chi lao zei!! |
| [02:46.15] | zen gan zai wo mian qian yin yin kuang fei! |
| [02:48.55] | wo cao!! wu chi gouB diao chong xiao J!! |
| [02:50.91] | you he mian mu qu jian wang wang xian di!! |
| [02:54.11] | wo cong wei jian guo you ru ci hou yan wu chi zhi ren |
| [03:01.00] | xi ba n |
| [03:10.04] | kao |
| [03:10.31] | xi ba n |
| [03:20.04] | ha ha n |
| [03:22.35] | n |
| [03:24.86] | ha ha ha ha n |
| [03:39.00] | ni zhe shi zi xin si lu |
| [03:43.69] | ping! |
| [03:51.45] | ping! |
| [03:56.88] | ping n |
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| al: | |
| [00:00.88] | zhū gě liàng xià lái qíng shū yuē wǒ |
| [00:02.09] | rú hé duì dí |
| [00:03.69] | dū dū |
| [00:04.74] | dài lǎo fū xiān niào yī zhōng |
| [00:07.38] | |
| [00:18.79] | !!! |
| [00:26.07] | dū dū |
| [00:27.00] | zhū gě liàng xuè qì zhèng wàng |
| [00:28.33] | dū dū kě zài tuō kù zi |
| [00:29.47] | dà dǎ fēi jī |
| [00:30.37] | yǐ cuò jūn wēi!! |
| [00:32.27] | lǎo fū zhǐ xū yī fà wēi xìn |
| [00:33.68] | guǎn jiào zhū gě liàng qǔ le lǎo fū!! |
| [00:39.43] | zhū gē cūn fù |
| [00:40.73] | wèi hé bù huí wǒ wēi xìn?? |
| [00:43.00] | wú chǐ dòu bǐ cǎo nǐ dà yé |
| [00:47.79] | yì zhī wáng bā, yì zhī wáng bā n |
| [01:06.00] | rú guǒ lǎo BI zài cǐ |
| [01:07.13] | 28 dōu bèi freeze |
| [01:08.63] | dà mù lái dǎ fēi jī |
| [01:09.79] | bù gǎn hé wǒ bǐ shì |
| [01:11.09] | wǒ tài zǔ wǒ shī zǔ jiāng jūn hái yǒu dū dū |
| [01:13.25] | tā men bù tuō kù zi |
| [01:14.66] | jiù shì bù gěi wǒ miàn zi |
| [01:15.76] | wǒ fēi jī de zhāo shì |
| [01:17.03] | gǎi xiě yī bù lì shǐ |
| [01:18.12] | méi shén me bié de shì |
| [01:19.38] | xué wǒ niàn yí gè zì |
| [01:20.59] | wāng wāng wāng wāng n |
| [01:23.10] | kàn wǒ bǎ kù zi tuō diào SHE chū yī fà jiāo ào!! |
| [01:25.21] | wǒ yōu zāi yóu zāi lū gè tòng kuài |
| [01:27.56] | dòng zuò qīng sōng zì zài nǐ xué bù lái |
| [01:29.56] | há há yī fà xī lái tiān wài fēi xiān |
| [01:31.87] | jiù zài liǎng jūn zhèn qián měi zāi! měi zāi!! |
| [01:34.65] | wǒ yōu zāi yōu zāi lū gè tòng kuài |
| [01:37.02] | qì chéng yú dān tián gōng lì chuán kāi |
| [01:39.42] | shén qì huī zhèng kǎi yī fà jiù bái |
| [01:41.57] | lái zhàn gè tòng kuài kàn shuí lì hài!! |
| [01:48.17] | wǒ zhēn shì RI le gǒu le |
| [01:51.47] | yù bèi |
| [01:53.78] | yī |
| [01:56.13] | èr |
| [01:58.49] | Three |
| [02:00.79] | sì |
| [02:05.73] | lū gè shén mǎ guǎn |
| [02:06.60] | rào gè shén mǎ dàn |
| [02:07.35] | yuán yǐ wéi nǐ shēn wéi gouB |
| [02:08.61] | lái dào zhèn qián miàn duì 2B |
| [02:09.46] | bì yǒu gaodan |
| [02:10.56] | méi xiǎng dào jìng yòu LU chū rú cǐ cū bǐ zhī dàn |
| [02:13.07] | sī tú zhī shēng píng |
| [02:14.17] | wǒ sù yǒu suǒ zhī |
| [02:15.54] | shì jū dōng hǎi bīn guǎn |
| [02:16.68] | tiān tiān yào shí BIANBIAN |
| [02:17.94] | liǎng suì jiù kàn dòng zuò piàn |
| [02:19.09] | qī shí qiǎng rén bàng bàng táng |
| [02:20.19] | chūn guō céng guō fèng jiě bái kuài guō |
| [02:22.39] | zhèi xiē wǒ cháo de flowers |
| [02:23.66] | yí gè dōu méi liú gěi wǒ!! |
| [02:24.90] | jiù shì zhè zhǐ wāng!! jiù shì zhè zhǐ wāng!! |
| [02:26.62] | yì qǐ wāng!! |
| [02:27.53] | jiù shì zhè zhǐ wāng!! jiù shì zhè zhǐ wāng!! |
| [02:29.13] | fèi!! |
| [02:29.25] | wāng wāng wāng n |
| [02:34.72] | wǒ shì wāng wāng yì zhī wāng wāng n |
| [02:43.73] | zhù kǒu! |
| [02:44.29] | cao!! duàn J zhī quǎn wú chǐ lǎo zéi!! |
| [02:46.15] | zěn gǎn zài wǒ miàn qián yín yín kuáng fèi! |
| [02:48.55] | wǒ cao!! wú chǐ gouB diāo chóng xiǎo J!! |
| [02:50.91] | yǒu hé miàn mù qù jiàn wāng wāng xiān dì!! |
| [02:54.11] | wǒ cóng wèi jiàn guò yǒu rú cǐ hòu yán wú chǐ zhī rén |
| [03:01.00] | xī bā n |
| [03:10.04] | kào |
| [03:10.31] | xī bā n |
| [03:20.04] | hā hā n |
| [03:22.35] | n |
| [03:24.86] | hā hā hā hā n |
| [03:39.00] | nǐ zhè shì zì xín sǐ lù |
| [03:43.69] | píng! |
| [03:51.45] | píng! |
| [03:56.88] | píng n |
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