| [00:00.68] | 这是犯傻 我才教他们中文 |
| [00:05.64] | 可大家还说⑨元首是白痴 |
| [00:08.95] | 七点起来练习写繁体 |
| [00:11.01] | 每天起来和春哥练中文口语 |
| [00:13.96] | 卧槽中文练好了才让我去搞比利 |
| [00:16.90] | 然后为了让梦二教我学好中文我还COS了琪露诺 |
| [00:21.54] | 我带个假发多难受但这都是为了死宅 |
| [00:25.44] | 俺语文给力死 |
| [00:26.93] | 因此还去勾搭了几个孩子来跟我学中文 |
| [00:30.04] | 有人却还要把我和葛炮赶出B站特别是斯大林 |
| [00:36.68] | →☆→☆→☆→☆→ ←★←★←★←★← |
| [00:41.65] | 民那！这星期的perfect教室里 |
| [00:45.12] | 差差差差干嘛？ |
| [00:46.79] | 考试逮着谁差差差 还不给力啊 |
| [00:50.47] | 妨碍咱都渣渣渣渣 |
| [00:51.68] | 到河北省来 为了找斯大林 |
| [00:53.95] | M@ke Love ⑧爽 干什么要扯蛋 |
| [00:57.14] | 俺妹 嫂夫人 跟斯大林 |
| [00:59.62] | 没事搞比利 艹斯大林 |
| [01:01.44] | 啪啪啪啪啪 嘿嘿！ |
| [01:03.04] | 渣渣 渣渣 |
| [01:04.32] | 渣渣 渣渣 |
| [01:05.74] | 渣渣 渣渣 |
| [01:07.13] | 你死宅 艹你爸 |
| [01:08.38] | 渣渣 渣渣 |
| [01:09.83] | 渣渣 渣渣 |
| [01:11.22] | 渣渣 渣渣 |
| [01:12.50] | 拔了跟棒棒捅死他 |
| [01:14.10] | 渣渣 渣渣 |
| [01:15.30] | 渣渣 渣渣 |
| [01:16.75] | 渣渣 渣渣 |
| [01:17.95] | 俺痒痒痒痒痒痒 |
| [01:19.44] | 渣渣 渣渣 |
| [01:20.80] | 渣渣 渣渣 |
| [01:22.13] | 我爱你 无路赛 渣渣斯大林 |
| [01:24.97] | 一个斯大林 学会无节操 |
| [01:27.70] | 元首一把就把斯大林割老二 |
| [01:30.42] | 斯大林大叫 我要一百万 |
| [01:33.18] | Gay佬斯大林节操没啦 |
| [01:35.94] | 我到ACfun 到Bilibili |
| [01:38.68] | 到圣地亚戈强×斯大林 |
| [01:41.40] | 嫂夫人嫂夫人嫂夫人 斯大林斯大林 |
| [01:43.24] | 搞比利搞比利 没事艹你爸 |
| [01:44.26] | 超威蓝猫非常喜欢AIPC |
| [01:46.88] | ♂摇摆神功♂ 我练功发自真心 |
| [01:49.76] | 元首练功 到河南骑单车 |
| [01:52.24] | 感觉好好 陈水扁强×俺妹 |
| [01:55.21] | 俺！！悲！！愤！！ |
| [01:57.64] | NicoNico 钻出来一个元首 |
| [01:59.57] | Bilibili里内置了 比♂利 |
| [02:03.02] | 美国 掺了金坷垃 |
| [02:05.06] | 奥巴马的大光头都可以让我们看得一清二楚 |
| [02:07.64] | 爽！！爽！！ |
| [02:08.87] | 小盆友们 飞过来 尼玛死 |
| [02:10.57] | VAN♂樣 比♂利 你三岁小孩吗？ |
| [02:14.06] | 天朝河北省亚克西 |
| [02:16.06] | 勾搭软妹失败七万次 |
| [02:17.31] | 我 - 没 - 放 - 弃 |
| [02:18.74] | 春哥都不来搞基 |
| [02:19.76] | 渣渣 渣渣 |
| [02:21.13] | 渣渣 渣渣 |
| [02:22.52] | 渣渣 渣渣 |
| [02:23.94] | 人手一台嫂夫人 |
| [02:25.29] | 渣渣 渣渣 |
| [02:26.65] | 渣渣 渣渣 |
| [02:28.02] | 渣渣 渣渣 |
| [02:29.19] | 他可能是世界上最优良的傻哔 |
| [02:30.91] | 渣渣 渣渣 |
| [02:32.16] | 渣渣 渣渣 |
| [02:33.55] | 渣渣 渣渣 |
| [02:34.71] | 在线观看斯大林洞被× |
| [02:36.12] | 渣渣 渣渣 |
| [02:37.69] | 渣渣 渣渣 |
| [02:38.77] | 我爱你 嫂夫人 渣渣斯大林 |
| [02:41.64] | 气死偶咧！！ |
| [02:42.89] |
| [00:00.68] | zhe shi fan sha wo cai jiao ta men zhong wen |
| [00:05.64] | ke da jia hai shuo yuan shou shi bai chi |
| [00:08.95] | qi dian qi lai lian xi xie fan ti |
| [00:11.01] | mei tian qi lai he chun ge lian zhong wen kou yu |
| [00:13.96] | wo cao zhong wen lian hao le cai rang wo qu gao bi li |
| [00:16.90] | ran hou wei le rang meng er jiao wo xue hao zhong wen wo hai COS le qi lu nuo |
| [00:21.54] | wo dai ge jia fa duo nan shou dan zhe dou shi wei le si zhai |
| [00:25.44] | an yu wen gei li si |
| [00:26.93] | yin ci hai qu gou da le ji ge hai zi lai gen wo xue zhong wen |
| [00:30.04] | you ren que hai yao ba wo he ge pao gan chu B zhan te bie shi si da lin |
| [00:36.68] | |
| [00:41.65] | min na! zhe xing qi de perfect jiao shi li |
| [00:45.12] | cha cha cha cha gan ma? |
| [00:46.79] | kao shi dai zhe shui cha cha cha hai bu gei li a |
| [00:50.47] | fang ai zan dou zha zha zha zha |
| [00:51.68] | dao he bei sheng lai wei le zhao si da lin |
| [00:53.95] | M ke Love shuang gan shen me yao che dan |
| [00:57.14] | an mei sao fu ren gen si da lin |
| [00:59.62] | mei shi gao bi li cao si da lin |
| [01:01.44] | pa pa pa pa pa hei hei! |
| [01:03.04] | zha zha zha zha |
| [01:04.32] | zha zha zha zha |
| [01:05.74] | zha zha zha zha |
| [01:07.13] | ni si zhai cao ni ba |
| [01:08.38] | zha zha zha zha |
| [01:09.83] | zha zha zha zha |
| [01:11.22] | zha zha zha zha |
| [01:12.50] | ba le gen bang bang tong si ta |
| [01:14.10] | zha zha zha zha |
| [01:15.30] | zha zha zha zha |
| [01:16.75] | zha zha zha zha |
| [01:17.95] | an yang yang yang yang yang yang |
| [01:19.44] | zha zha zha zha |
| [01:20.80] | zha zha zha zha |
| [01:22.13] | wo ai ni wu lu sai zha zha si da lin |
| [01:24.97] | yi ge si da lin xue hui wu jie cao |
| [01:27.70] | yuan shou yi ba jiu ba si da lin ge lao er |
| [01:30.42] | si da lin da jiao wo yao yi bai wan |
| [01:33.18] | Gay lao si da lin jie cao mei la |
| [01:35.94] | wo dao ACfun dao Bilibili |
| [01:38.68] | dao sheng di ya ge qiang si da lin |
| [01:41.40] | sao fu ren sao fu ren sao fu ren si da lin si da lin |
| [01:43.24] | gao bi li gao bi li mei shi cao ni ba |
| [01:44.26] | chao wei lan mao fei chang xi huan AIPC |
| [01:46.88] | yao bai shen gong wo lian gong fa zi zhen xin |
| [01:49.76] | yuan shou lian gong dao he nan qi dan che |
| [01:52.24] | gan jue hao hao chen shui bian qiang an mei |
| [01:55.21] | an!! bei!! fen!! |
| [01:57.64] | NicoNico zuan chu lai yi ge yuan shou |
| [01:59.57] | Bilibili li nei zhi le bi li |
| [02:03.02] | mei guo can le jin ke la |
| [02:05.06] | ao ba ma de da guang tou dou ke yi rang wo men kan de yi qing er chu |
| [02:07.64] | shuang!! shuang!! |
| [02:08.87] | xiao pen you men fei guo lai ni ma si |
| [02:10.57] | VAN yang bi li ni san sui xiao hai ma? |
| [02:14.06] | tian chao he bei sheng ya ke xi |
| [02:16.06] | gou da ruan mei shi bai qi wan ci |
| [02:17.31] | wo mei fang qi |
| [02:18.74] | chun ge dou bu lai gao ji |
| [02:19.76] | zha zha zha zha |
| [02:21.13] | zha zha zha zha |
| [02:22.52] | zha zha zha zha |
| [02:23.94] | ren shou yi tai sao fu ren |
| [02:25.29] | zha zha zha zha |
| [02:26.65] | zha zha zha zha |
| [02:28.02] | zha zha zha zha |
| [02:29.19] | ta ke neng shi shi jie shang zui you liang de sha bi |
| [02:30.91] | zha zha zha zha |
| [02:32.16] | zha zha zha zha |
| [02:33.55] | zha zha zha zha |
| [02:34.71] | zai xian guan kan si da lin dong bei |
| [02:36.12] | zha zha zha zha |
| [02:37.69] | zha zha zha zha |
| [02:38.77] | wo ai ni sao fu ren zha zha si da lin |
| [02:41.64] | qi si ou lie!! |
| [02:42.89] |
| [00:00.68] | zhè shì fàn shǎ wǒ cái jiào tā men zhōng wén |
| [00:05.64] | kě dà jiā hái shuō yuán shǒu shì bái chī |
| [00:08.95] | qī diǎn qǐ lái liàn xí xiě fán tǐ |
| [00:11.01] | měi tiān qǐ lái hé chūn gē liàn zhōng wén kǒu yǔ |
| [00:13.96] | wò cáo zhōng wén liàn hǎo le cái ràng wǒ qù gǎo bǐ lì |
| [00:16.90] | rán hòu wèi le ràng mèng èr jiào wǒ xué hǎo zhōng wén wǒ hái COS le qí lù nuò |
| [00:21.54] | wǒ dài gè jiǎ fà duō nàn shòu dàn zhè dōu shì wèi le sǐ zhái |
| [00:25.44] | ǎn yǔ wén gěi lì sǐ |
| [00:26.93] | yīn cǐ hái qù gōu dā le jǐ gè hái zi lái gēn wǒ xué zhōng wén |
| [00:30.04] | yǒu rén què hái yào bǎ wǒ hé gé pào gǎn chū B zhàn tè bié shì sī dà lín |
| [00:36.68] | |
| [00:41.65] | mín nà! zhè xīng qī de perfect jiào shì lǐ |
| [00:45.12] | chà chà chà chà gàn ma? |
| [00:46.79] | kǎo shì dǎi zhe shuí chà chà chà hái bù gěi lì a |
| [00:50.47] | fáng ài zán dōu zhā zhā zhā zhā |
| [00:51.68] | dào hé běi shěng lái wèi le zhǎo sī dà lín |
| [00:53.95] | M ke Love shuǎng gàn shén me yào chě dàn |
| [00:57.14] | ǎn mèi sǎo fū rén gēn sī dà lín |
| [00:59.62] | méi shì gǎo bǐ lì cao sī dà lín |
| [01:01.44] | pā pā pā pā pā hēi hēi! |
| [01:03.04] | zhā zhā zhā zhā |
| [01:04.32] | zhā zhā zhā zhā |
| [01:05.74] | zhā zhā zhā zhā |
| [01:07.13] | nǐ sǐ zhái cao nǐ bà |
| [01:08.38] | zhā zhā zhā zhā |
| [01:09.83] | zhā zhā zhā zhā |
| [01:11.22] | zhā zhā zhā zhā |
| [01:12.50] | bá le gēn bàng bàng tǒng sǐ tā |
| [01:14.10] | zhā zhā zhā zhā |
| [01:15.30] | zhā zhā zhā zhā |
| [01:16.75] | zhā zhā zhā zhā |
| [01:17.95] | ǎn yǎng yǎng yǎng yǎng yǎng yǎng |
| [01:19.44] | zhā zhā zhā zhā |
| [01:20.80] | zhā zhā zhā zhā |
| [01:22.13] | wǒ ài nǐ wú lù sài zhā zhā sī dà lín |
| [01:24.97] | yí gè sī dà lín xué huì wú jié cāo |
| [01:27.70] | yuán shǒu yī bǎ jiù bǎ sī dà lín gē lǎo èr |
| [01:30.42] | sī dà lín dà jiào wǒ yào yī bǎi wàn |
| [01:33.18] | Gay lǎo sī dà lín jié cāo méi la |
| [01:35.94] | wǒ dào ACfun dào Bilibili |
| [01:38.68] | dào shèng dì yà gē qiáng sī dà lín |
| [01:41.40] | sǎo fū rén sǎo fū rén sǎo fū rén sī dà lín sī dà lín |
| [01:43.24] | gǎo bǐ lì gǎo bǐ lì méi shì cao nǐ bà |
| [01:44.26] | chāo wēi lán māo fēi cháng xǐ huān AIPC |
| [01:46.88] | yáo bǎi shén gōng wǒ liàn gōng fā zì zhēn xīn |
| [01:49.76] | yuán shǒu liàn gōng dào hé nán qí dān chē |
| [01:52.24] | gǎn jué hǎo hǎo chén shuǐ biǎn qiáng ǎn mèi |
| [01:55.21] | ǎn!! bēi!! fèn!! |
| [01:57.64] | NicoNico zuān chū lái yí gè yuán shǒu |
| [01:59.57] | Bilibili lǐ nèi zhì le bǐ lì |
| [02:03.02] | měi guó càn le jīn kē lā |
| [02:05.06] | ào bā mǎ de dà guāng tóu dōu kě yǐ ràng wǒ men kàn de yī qīng èr chǔ |
| [02:07.64] | shuǎng!! shuǎng!! |
| [02:08.87] | xiǎo pén yǒu men fēi guò lái ní mǎ sǐ |
| [02:10.57] | VAN yàng bǐ lì nǐ sān suì xiǎo hái ma? |
| [02:14.06] | tiān cháo hé běi shěng yà kè xī |
| [02:16.06] | gōu dā ruǎn mèi shī bài qī wàn cì |
| [02:17.31] | wǒ méi fàng qì |
| [02:18.74] | chūn gē dōu bù lái gǎo jī |
| [02:19.76] | zhā zhā zhā zhā |
| [02:21.13] | zhā zhā zhā zhā |
| [02:22.52] | zhā zhā zhā zhā |
| [02:23.94] | rén shǒu yī tái sǎo fū rén |
| [02:25.29] | zhā zhā zhā zhā |
| [02:26.65] | zhā zhā zhā zhā |
| [02:28.02] | zhā zhā zhā zhā |
| [02:29.19] | tā kě néng shì shì jiè shang zuì yōu liáng de shǎ bì |
| [02:30.91] | zhā zhā zhā zhā |
| [02:32.16] | zhā zhā zhā zhā |
| [02:33.55] | zhā zhā zhā zhā |
| [02:34.71] | zài xiàn guān kàn sī dà lín dòng bèi |
| [02:36.12] | zhā zhā zhā zhā |
| [02:37.69] | zhā zhā zhā zhā |
| [02:38.77] | wǒ ài nǐ sǎo fū rén zhā zhā sī dà lín |
| [02:41.64] | qì sǐ ǒu liě!! |
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