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Hey pretty baby have you heard the news |
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Somebody stepped upon my blue suede shoes |
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They said they were sorry |
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And as you can see |
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I took it all in my stride |
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But when they said, is there something we can do |
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I of course replied |
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I went to my doctor, just ten other day |
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I said `listen doc, are you feeling okay?` |
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I told him to lie down on his couch |
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And that i would look inside |
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But when he began to hurl abuse |
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I of course replied |
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As you might well have heard |
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And as from today |
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Not only have women equal rights |
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Now they have equal pay |
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They said run along now |
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There's a good chap |
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So i pushed them to one side |
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And when they said `hey, |
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What's the meaning of this?` |
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I of course replied |