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I want to tell you, I might as well do |
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About a girl I met back in May |
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Her name is Rita and you should see her |
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And she goes Ooh wakka doo wakka day |
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She's got a brother like any other |
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Who got his nose caught inside a gate |
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And when they freed him, it so relieved him |
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He just went Ooh wakka doo wakka day |
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You wouldn't think to look at me |
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That I was strong |
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But underneath it all, I really am |
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And just to prove it, why; |
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Only the other day |
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I picked a needle up with one hand |
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Now, up in Bradford a chap named Radford |
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While taking part in a local play |
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Was intercepted and then suspected |
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Of going Ooh wakka doo wakka day |
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Hey, hey... |
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Who's that lady I saw you with? |
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It was not your wife |
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It looked to me suspiciously |
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Like someone I have never seen before in my life |
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Doo-doo doo-di-doo ... |
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It's not suprising when you come to think of it |
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Just what it is that makes people swear |
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You only have to sing about bleepin' thing |
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And there'll be bleeping ev'ry-bleeping-where |
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Now, if you love me, you're not above me |
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And if you don't, well, what can I say |
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Except we'll see when you come to tea, then |
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You can go Ooh wakka doo wakka |
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Ooh wakka doo wakka |
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Ooh |
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Wakka doo |
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Wakka day |
