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I've always said 'i do' too easy |
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And now i'm payin' the price |
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My weakness for beautiful women |
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Is my most expensive vice |
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I still believe in matrimony |
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But i can't afford another try |
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Child support and alimony |
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Is just about to bleed me dry |
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I got ex's all across the country |
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And i owe everybody in town |
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I got bill collectors a callin' me up |
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And lawyers tryin' to track me down |
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I'm just one wrong move from the poor house |
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But i don't belong in there |
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I got so many ex's and owe so much |
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I ought to be on hollywood squares |
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Yeah, i ought to be on hollywood squares |
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Lookin' back over my love life |
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I only have myself to blame |
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I guess i should've checked my price tag |
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Before i gave 'em my last name |
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Now my credit rating's in the gutter |
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And the bottom line sure looks bad |
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I'll be payin' the rest of my life |
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For the few good times i've had |
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Chorus |
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Yeah, they ought to put me on hollywood squares |
