| "Can you tell me where my country lies?" | |
| Said the unifaun to his true love's eyes | |
| "It lies with me!" cried the Queen of Maybe | |
| For her merchandise, he traded in his prize | |
| "Paper late!" cried a voice in the crowd | |
| "Old man dies!" The note he left was signed | |
| "Old Father Thames" - it seems he's drowned | |
| Selling England by the pound | |
| Citizens of Hope and Glory | |
| Time goes by - it's "the time of your life" | |
| Easy now, sit you down | |
| Chewing through your wimpy dreams | |
| They eat without a sound | |
| Digesting England by the pound |