Song | 我老公跑了 |
Artist | 约瑟翰庞麦郎 |
Album | Panmalon Jon作品集 |
Download | Image LRC TXT |
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[ar:约瑟翰庞麦郎] | |
[al:Panmalon Jon作品集] | |
[00:00.00] | 一沟奶爱惜得洗哒 |
[00:02.55] | 你洗嘛夜总是得摸的摸黑饿~ |
[00:05.84] | 特别是你要 要要要 要要要要要 |
[00:09.91] | 洗(漱口声~) |
[00:17.71] | three two one go!~ |
[00:20.86] | 大家好 欢迎收看 超威蓝猫! |
[00:23.39] | 有一辆摩托车风驰电掣般的行驶在三环路 的主道上 |
[00:27.11] | 而且车上的那两个人都没有带安全头盔 |
[00:29.62] | 加上车子也没有号牌 这是非常危险啊 |
[00:32.49] | 欸你看他们现在车子驶离了主道 |
[00:34.82] | 来到了辅道 但是我们依然让他们靠边停车 |
[00:38.63] | 好好的跟他们聊一聊这个交通安全 |
[00:41.50] | 誒怎么回事这怎么车子倒了 人呐 驾驶员呢 |
[00:44.52] | 他走啦 |
[00:46.98] | 走哪去呐 这样停车怎么车子一扔就跑了 人呢 |
[00:50.34] | 他跑不晓得走哪里去了 |
[00:51.80] | 到哪去了 |
[00:54.42] | 喂~ |
[00:55.18] | 你怎么跑到下面去啦 |
[00:56.98] | 喂 你回来嘛 你干什么 |
[00:59.55] | 怎么会跑了 |
[01:01.00] | 你摔倒了你小心点 |
[01:03.57] | 完了你那摩托车你不管啦 |
[01:05.38] | 车上的女人你也不管了吗 |
[01:07.42] | 欸我跟你说你别跑了听到没有 |
[01:09.95] | 你回来 欸 你看你这摔了吧 |
[01:12.52] | 这个 他是谁啊 |
[01:13.67] | 我老公了嘛 |
[01:15.29] | 回来嘛 跑啥子嘛 |
[01:17.66] | 这是熟人 |
[01:18.86] | 啊 什么熟人 |
[01:20.05] | 这是谭警官 |
[01:21.22] | 电视 电视头的那谭警官 |
[01:23.03] | 对嘛 谭警官你不认识吗 |
[01:25.50] | 都是熟人嘛 |
[01:26.95] | 大家是朋友 都 翻墙了都 |
[01:29.58] | 你看呢都越跑越远了这个 |
[01:30.89] | 你不说谭警官他还不跑 |
[01:32.09] | 你看你看这给跑了吧 |
[01:33.60] | 回来啊 回来了嘛 |
[01:35.51] | 你一个大男人把我丢这里干啥子咧 |
[01:38.07] | 你这 这是你老婆吧 |
[01:39.48] | 又不是别人老婆 |
[01:40.73] | 你还跑你 |
[01:42.08] | 我这这你跑啥子咧 |
[01:43.12] | 你跑哪儿去啊 |
[01:44.24] | 什么事情啊你 |
[01:45.03] | 你在跑啥子嘛我问你吗 |
[01:46.49] | 你们真是夫妻关系吗 |
[01:47.60] | 是夫妻关系 |
[01:48.81] | 我问一下 |
[01:49.66] | 他 他不会是他今天和你在一起 |
[01:51.98] | 被他亲生老婆看见了害怕嘛 |
[01:54.43] | 我就是他亲生老婆了嘛 |
[01:56.54] | 你们这 这真的是很正常的夫妻关系吗 |
[01:58.82] | 恩啊 是正常的 |
[02:00.20] | 那他也未必敢到外头去找啊 |
[02:01.81] | 要找到不打不打断断他的脚啊 |
[02:04.07] | 对对对对 |
[02:04.97] | 瞧瞧公婆骑着摩的 |
[02:07.39] | 高速公路齐头并进 |
[02:10.35] | 真垃圾 |
[02:11.63] | 公婆只差一点点距离 |
[02:14.65] | 他只怕他只怕我的车后头一不小心栽个跟头 |
[02:20.53] | 真卑鄙 哦卑鄙卑鄙真的卑鄙 |
[02:24.81] | 干嘛犯法了? |
[02:25.82] | 他没有犯法 |
[02:27.28] | 那干什么警察一叫就跑到那去了? |
[02:29.99] | 你跑到那去做啥子嘛你跑到那去唉呀 |
[02:32.55] | 你老婆在这你跑那去干嘛 |
[02:34.86] | 你这 这 这太快了 |
[02:36.62] | 你这一下车你 你是飞过去的吧 |
[02:40.03] | 这车哪来的你买的有手续吗 |
[02:42.75] | 你什么钥匙你有发票吗 |
[02:45.47] | 有没有牌照啊 行驶证有没有 |
[02:47.93] | 驾驶证呢 |
[02:49.45] | 你什么东西都有怎么你警察叫你你就跑呢 |
[02:51.90] | 过来把你的驾驶证行驶证都拿过来 |
[02:55.31] | 我让你别跑啦 欸还在跑 |
[02:57.89] | 我是谭警官 喂 谭警官你不认识吗 喂 |
[03:04.00] | 我跟你说 你这翻山越岭你干嘛呀 |
[03:06.77] | 到哪去啊 |
[03:07.97] | 问你到哪里去啊 |
[03:08.87] | 这怎么回事儿啊 有问题吗还是怎么回事啊 |
[03:11.28] | 没得的问题嘛 |
[03:12.64] | 没有问题他怎么还跑了呢 |
[03:13.74] | 我不晓得我都不晓得不晓得浪子儿吗 |
[03:16.90] | 不是有一句话不是说的好吗 |
[03:18.61] | 跑得了和尚他就跑不脱庙 |
[03:21.13] | 他不是和尚嘛 |
[03:22.83] | 欸你看你跑得脱老公跑不脱老婆我跟你说对不对 |
[03:27.50] | 瞧瞧公婆骑着摩的高速公路齐头并进 |
[03:33.05] | 真垃圾 |
[03:34.58] | 公婆只差一点点距离 |
[03:37.23] | 他只怕他只怕我的车后头一不小心栽个跟头 |
[03:43.09] | 真卑鄙 哦卑鄙卑鄙真的卑鄙 |
[03:47.71] | 你看这个他老婆多识大体啊 |
[03:50.22] | 人家这现在一直在召唤她老公 |
[03:52.43] | 她现在老公已经遁去无踪影 |
[03:54.59] | 在这个密林当中已经不见了 |
[03:56.97] | 行吧 那个你老公 现在也跑了也找不到人了 |
[04:00.44] | 我就给你讲两句交通安全 |
[04:03.11] | 知不知道今天是什么事儿找你 |
[04:04.71] | 卧字道 我懂 |
[04:06.53] | 但是我现在 对呀 我现在给你讲 |
[04:08.60] | 你老公跑了对吧 他太没有担当了 |
[04:11.75] | 真的这是夫妻本是同林鸟 |
[04:13.32] | 大难来时各自飞吗 |
[04:14.68] | 那你是想好在是警察过来给你讲交通安全 |
[04:17.74] | 那万一真要是来一抢强盗和土匪 |
[04:20.34] | 一过来一抢 |
[04:21.44] | 你老公哗的跑了 哗 哗的跑了 |
[04:23.86] | 你想你怎么办 |
[04:25.17] | 我跟你说啊我心里面就很奇怪 |
[04:27.73] | 你说这 怎么会 你老公 见到我 有这么害怕吗 |
[04:31.50] | 就跑了 |
[04:32.30] | 我不晓得 |
[04:33.97] | 你说你认识我不 |
[04:35.11] | 我就我看到过电视 |
[04:36.64] | 对嘛 你就说谭警官 你 就 |
[04:39.55] | 你说我是不是慈眉善目的 |
[04:40.62] | 我怎么可能我一来就我有这么难看吗 |
[04:42.93] | 让你老公一见到 一溜烟 唰 一翻墙 就唰 唰的就逃跑了 |
[04:46.84] | 不至嘛 |
[04:47.90] | 你老公是做什么事儿的 |
[04:49.30] | 是做什么工作的嘛 |
[04:50.46] | 跑摩托车的嘞 |
[04:52.22] | 摩的是吧 |
[04:53.19] | 哎跑摩的对的 |
[04:54.75] | 那你们倒是不是夫妻关系 |
[04:56.76] | 今天我们是来走 |
[04:58.47] | 哦今天你们是 我就问你今天你们是不是夫妻关系 |
[05:01.18] | 是夫妻关系欸 |
[05:02.59] | 是夫妻 我们结婚二三十年嘞 |
[05:04.77] | 你老公出去跑摩的这么危险的事你都没劝过他吗 |
[05:08.17] | 我劝过嘞 我说跑摩的好危险的你看这都跟摔断了 |
[05:13.16] | 啊 哪哪 摔断了 |
[05:14.41] | 这嘞 手断了 手术都用了一万九一万几千 |
[05:16.62] | 我说你不跑了 好多跑摩的的运气不好那就出车祸一哈撞死了 |
[05:22.51] | 嗯 |
[05:23.25] | 我就喊他不跑不跑他不听 他说 |
[05:25.61] | 开回去又做啥子嘛 |
[05:27.28] | 看来这个当老婆的还是知书达理 |
[05:30.90] | 我很关心我老公的跟你说 |
[05:33.40] | 你看你这么关心他 |
[05:34.21] | 他 却跑了 |
[05:36.37] | 这怎么能够这样呢 |
[05:37.42] | 他今天晚上要是回家了你打算怎么收拾他 |
[05:39.73] | 我一般就是爱说他 骂他 |
[05:42.59] | 舍不得哈 |
[05:43.75] | 抓在他身痛在你心 |
[05:46.07] | 然后呢 你还准备怎么对他 |
[05:48.43] | 然后他一身脏了就换了洗了嘛 |
[05:52.21] | 瞧瞧公婆骑着摩的高速公路齐头并进 |
[05:57.63] | 真垃圾 |
[05:58.89] | 公婆只差一点点距离 |
[06:01.95] | 他只怕他只怕我的车后头一不小心栽个跟头 |
[06:07.92] | 真卑鄙 哦卑鄙卑鄙真的卑鄙 |
[06:12.25] | 谁洗啊 |
[06:13.72] | 我洗嘛 |
[06:14.97] | 你还给他洗衣服 |
[06:16.82] | 他今天钻到草丛里(德玛西亚!) |
[06:19.33] | 然后衣服弄脏了你还给他洗衣服 |
[06:21.39] | 自己老公嘛 |
[06:22.60] | 这就是你的老公啊这是亲身老公 |
[06:24.91] | 是撒 |
[06:25.71] | 那你一定要好好爱护 |
[06:27.38] | 这真的让我感动啊 |
[06:28.48] | 有一句俗话就说的好 |
[06:30.29] | 天下就没有不是的父母 |
[06:32.96] | 这样我帮你 |
[06:34.26] | 你这个当老公的 |
[06:35.63] | 过来我们我帮你教训他一下 |
[06:37.89] | 现在也不知道他跑哪去了 |
[06:39.35] | 你看看你老婆 |
[06:40.30] | 人家对你多好 |
[06:41.57] | 回去还给你洗衣服 |
[06:43.22] | 我代表所有男人鄙视你 |
[06:45.63] | 我希望你回到家的时候好好反省 |
[06:48.34] | 车子我先给你扣了 |
[06:49.94] | 你等一会跟着到交警二分局来接收处理 |
[06:52.35] | 听到没有 |
[06:53.85] | 反正我先这样 你等会跟你老公联系 |
[06:56.16] | 让他赶紧过来接收处理 |
[06:58.42] | 你必须要告诉他 |
[06:59.62] | 参与交通不是这个样子的 |
[07:01.29] | 你们今天在三环主道里骑着摩托车 |
[07:04.36] | 又不戴安全头盔 |
[07:06.12] | 车子又没有号牌 |
[07:07.26] | 然后我叫停车扔下车就跑 |
[07:10.23] | 三环路的主道里面摩托车是不能上的 |
[07:13.55] | 三环路啊 |
[07:14.31] | 欸 |
[07:14.96] | 你在主道里面骑着都是很危险的 |
[07:16.66] | 你要回去告诉他 |
[07:17.77] | 听到没有 |
[07:18.52] | 你难道你还继续打算让你老公骑这种摩托车搞非法营运吗 |
[07:22.09] | 不了 不跑摩的 等他找班上 |
[07:25.75] | 在厂里上班 |
[07:26.97] | 诶 (~ ̄▽ ̄)→))* ̄▽ ̄*)o |
[07:27.65] | 对对对 这就对了 |
[07:29.32] | 真的你应该回去好好的劝他 |
[07:31.09] | 今天呢先跟着到交警分局接收处理 |
[07:33.40] | 然后劝他以后好好的去找一份工作 |
[07:36.27] | 真的对不对 |
[07:37.15] | 以后堂堂正正的做人 |
[07:38.56] | 幸幸福福的生活 欸 |
[07:40.46] | 千万不要在这样偷偷摸摸的溜走 |
[07:42.31] | 好吧 |
[07:43.87] | 走吧 |
ti: wo lao gong pao le | |
ar: yue se han pang mai lang | |
al: Panmalon Jon zuo pin ji | |
[00:00.00] | yi gou nai ai xi de xi da |
[00:02.55] | ni xi ma ye zong shi de mo de mo hei e |
[00:05.84] | te bie shi ni yao yao yao yao yao yao yao yao yao |
[00:09.91] | xi shu kou sheng |
[00:17.71] | three two one go! |
[00:20.86] | da jia hao huan ying shou kan chao wei lan mao! |
[00:23.39] | you yi liang mo tuo che feng chi dian che ban de xing shi zai san huan lu de zhu dao shang |
[00:27.11] | er qie che shang de na liang ge ren dou mei you dai an quan tou kui |
[00:29.62] | jia shang che zi ye mei you hao pai zhe shi fei chang wei xian a |
[00:32.49] | ai ni kan ta men xian zai che zi shi li le zhu dao |
[00:34.82] | lai dao le fu dao dan shi wo men yi ran rang ta men kao bian ting che |
[00:38.63] | hao hao de gen ta men liao yi liao zhe ge jiao tong an quan |
[00:41.50] | ei zen me hui shi zhe zen me che zi dao le ren na jia shi yuan ne |
[00:44.52] | ta zou la |
[00:46.98] | zou na qu na zhe yang ting che zen me che zi yi reng jiu pao le ren ne |
[00:50.34] | ta pao bu xiao de zou na li qu le |
[00:51.80] | dao na qu le |
[00:54.42] | wei |
[00:55.18] | ni zen me pao dao xia mian qu la |
[00:56.98] | wei ni hui lai ma ni gan shen me |
[00:59.55] | zen me hui pao le |
[01:01.00] | ni shuai dao le ni xiao xin dian |
[01:03.57] | wan le ni na mo tuo che ni bu guan la |
[01:05.38] | che shang de nv ren ni ye bu guan le ma |
[01:07.42] | ai wo gen ni shuo ni bie pao le ting dao mei you |
[01:09.95] | ni hui lai ai ni kan ni zhe shuai le ba |
[01:12.52] | zhe ge ta shi shui a |
[01:13.67] | wo lao gong le ma |
[01:15.29] | hui lai ma pao sha zi ma |
[01:17.66] | zhe shi shu ren |
[01:18.86] | a shen me shu ren |
[01:20.05] | zhe shi tan jing guan |
[01:21.22] | dian shi dian shi tou de na tan jing guan |
[01:23.03] | dui ma tan jing guan ni bu ren shi ma |
[01:25.50] | dou shi shu ren ma |
[01:26.95] | da jia shi peng you dou fan qiang le dou |
[01:29.58] | ni kan ne dou yue pao yue yuan le zhe ge |
[01:30.89] | ni bu shuo tan jing guan ta hai bu pao |
[01:32.09] | ni kan ni kan zhe gei pao le ba |
[01:33.60] | hui lai a hui lai le ma |
[01:35.51] | ni yi ge da nan ren ba wo diu zhe li gan sha zi lie |
[01:38.07] | ni zhe zhe shi ni lao po ba |
[01:39.48] | you bu shi bie ren lao po |
[01:40.73] | ni hai pao ni |
[01:42.08] | wo zhe zhe ni pao sha zi lie |
[01:43.12] | ni pao na er qu a |
[01:44.24] | shen me shi qing a ni |
[01:45.03] | ni zai pao sha zi ma wo wen ni ma |
[01:46.49] | ni men zhen shi fu qi guan xi ma |
[01:47.60] | shi fu qi guan xi |
[01:48.81] | wo wen yi xia |
[01:49.66] | ta ta bu hui shi ta jin tian he ni zai yi qi |
[01:51.98] | bei ta qin sheng lao po kan jian le hai pa ma |
[01:54.43] | wo jiu shi ta qin sheng lao po le ma |
[01:56.54] | ni men zhe zhe zhen de shi hen zheng chang de fu qi guan xi ma |
[01:58.82] | en a shi zheng chang de |
[02:00.20] | na ta ye wei bi gan dao wai tou qu zhao a |
[02:01.81] | yao zhao dao bu da bu da duan duan ta de jiao a |
[02:04.07] | dui dui dui dui |
[02:04.97] | qiao qiao gong po qi zhe mo de |
[02:07.39] | gao su gong lu qi tou bing jin |
[02:10.35] | zhen la ji |
[02:11.63] | gong po zhi cha yi dian dian ju li |
[02:14.65] | ta zhi pa ta zhi pa wo de che hou tou yi bu xiao xin zai ge gen tou |
[02:20.53] | zhen bei bi o bei bi bei bi zhen de bei bi |
[02:24.81] | gan ma fan fa le? |
[02:25.82] | ta mei you fan fa |
[02:27.28] | na gan shen me jing cha yi jiao jiu pao dao na qu le? |
[02:29.99] | ni pao dao na qu zuo sha zi ma ni pao dao na qu ai ya |
[02:32.55] | ni lao po zai zhe ni pao na qu gan ma |
[02:34.86] | ni zhe zhe zhe tai kuai le |
[02:36.62] | ni zhe yi xia che ni ni shi fei guo qu de ba |
[02:40.03] | zhe che na lai de ni mai de you shou xu ma |
[02:42.75] | ni shen me yao shi ni you fa piao ma |
[02:45.47] | you mei you pai zhao a xing shi zheng you mei you |
[02:47.93] | jia shi zheng ne |
[02:49.45] | ni shen me dong xi dou you zen me ni jing cha jiao ni ni jiu pao ne |
[02:51.90] | guo lai ba ni de jia shi zheng xing shi zheng dou na guo lai |
[02:55.31] | wo rang ni bie pao la ai hai zai pao |
[02:57.89] | wo shi tan jing guan wei tan jing guan ni bu ren shi ma wei |
[03:04.00] | wo gen ni shuo ni zhe fan shan yue ling ni gan ma ya |
[03:06.77] | dao na qu a |
[03:07.97] | wen ni dao na li qu a |
[03:08.87] | zhe zen me hui shi er a you wen ti ma hai shi zen me hui shi a |
[03:11.28] | mei de de wen ti ma |
[03:12.64] | mei you wen ti ta zen me hai pao le ne |
[03:13.74] | wo bu xiao de wo dou bu xiao de bu xiao de lang zi er ma |
[03:16.90] | bu shi you yi ju hua bu shi shuo de hao ma |
[03:18.61] | pao de le he shang ta jiu pao bu tuo miao |
[03:21.13] | ta bu shi he shang ma |
[03:22.83] | ai ni kan ni pao de tuo lao gong pao bu tuo lao po wo gen ni shuo dui bu dui |
[03:27.50] | qiao qiao gong po qi zhe mo de gao su gong lu qi tou bing jin |
[03:33.05] | zhen la ji |
[03:34.58] | gong po zhi cha yi dian dian ju li |
[03:37.23] | ta zhi pa ta zhi pa wo de che hou tou yi bu xiao xin zai ge gen tou |
[03:43.09] | zhen bei bi o bei bi bei bi zhen de bei bi |
[03:47.71] | ni kan zhe ge ta lao po duo shi da ti a |
[03:50.22] | ren jia zhe xian zai yi zhi zai zhao huan ta lao gong |
[03:52.43] | ta xian zai lao gong yi jing dun qu wu zong ying |
[03:54.59] | zai zhe ge mi lin dang zhong yi jing bu jian le |
[03:56.97] | xing ba na ge ni lao gong xian zai ye pao le ye zhao bu dao ren le |
[04:00.44] | wo jiu gei ni jiang liang ju jiao tong an quan |
[04:03.11] | zhi bu zhi dao jin tian shi shen me shi er zhao ni |
[04:04.71] | wo zi dao wo dong |
[04:06.53] | dan shi wo xian zai dui ya wo xian zai gei ni jiang |
[04:08.60] | ni lao gong pao le dui ba ta tai mei you dan dang le |
[04:11.75] | zhen de zhe shi fu qi ben shi tong lin niao |
[04:13.32] | da nan lai shi ge zi fei ma |
[04:14.68] | na ni shi xiang hao zai shi jing cha guo lai gei ni jiang jiao tong an quan |
[04:17.74] | na wan yi zhen yao shi lai yi qiang qiang dao he tu fei |
[04:20.34] | yi guo lai yi qiang |
[04:21.44] | ni lao gong hua de pao le hua hua de pao le |
[04:23.86] | ni xiang ni zen me ban |
[04:25.17] | wo gen ni shuo a wo xin li mian jiu hen qi guai |
[04:27.73] | ni shuo zhe zen me hui ni lao gong jian dao wo you zhe me hai pa ma |
[04:31.50] | jiu pao le |
[04:32.30] | wo bu xiao de |
[04:33.97] | ni shuo ni ren shi wo bu |
[04:35.11] | wo jiu wo kan dao guo dian shi |
[04:36.64] | dui ma ni jiu shuo tan jing guan ni jiu |
[04:39.55] | ni shuo wo shi bu shi ci mei shan mu di |
[04:40.62] | wo zen me ke neng wo yi lai jiu wo you zhe me nan kan ma |
[04:42.93] | rang ni lao gong yi jian dao yi liu yan shua yi fan qiang jiu shua shua de jiu tao pao le |
[04:46.84] | bu zhi ma |
[04:47.90] | ni lao gong shi zuo shi mo shi er de |
[04:49.30] | shi zuo shi mo gong zuo de ma |
[04:50.46] | pao mo tuo che de lei |
[04:52.22] | mo de shi ba |
[04:53.19] | ai pao mo de dui de |
[04:54.75] | na ni men dao shi bu shi fu qi guan xi |
[04:56.76] | jin tian wo men shi lai zou |
[04:58.47] | o jin tian ni men shi wo jiu wen ni jin tian ni men shi bu shi fu qi guan xi |
[05:01.18] | shi fu qi guan xi ai |
[05:02.59] | shi fu qi wo men jie hun er san shi nian lei |
[05:04.77] | ni lao gong chu qu pao mo de zhe me wei xian de shi ni dou mei quan guo ta ma |
[05:08.17] | wo quan guo lei wo shuo pao mo de hao wei xian de ni kan zhe dou gen shuai duan le |
[05:13.16] | a na na shuai duan le |
[05:14.41] | zhe lei shou duan le shou shu dou yong le yi wan jiu yi wan ji qian |
[05:16.62] | wo shuo ni bu pao le hao duo pao mo de de yun qi bu hao na jiu chu che huo yi ha zhuang si le |
[05:22.51] | |
[05:23.25] | wo jiu han ta bu pao bu pao ta bu ting ta shuo |
[05:25.61] | kai hui qu you zuo sha zi ma |
[05:27.28] | kan lai zhe ge dang lao po de hai shi zhi shu da li |
[05:30.90] | wo hen guan xin wo lao gong de gen ni shuo |
[05:33.40] | ni kan ni zhe me guan xin ta |
[05:34.21] | ta que pao le |
[05:36.37] | zhe zen me neng gou zhe yang ne |
[05:37.42] | ta jin tian wan shang yao shi hui jia le ni da suan zen me shou shi ta |
[05:39.73] | wo yi ban jiu shi ai shuo ta ma ta |
[05:42.59] | she bu de ha |
[05:43.75] | zhua zai ta shen tong zai ni xin |
[05:46.07] | ran hou ne ni hai zhun bei zen me dui ta |
[05:48.43] | ran hou ta yi shen zang le jiu huan le xi le ma |
[05:52.21] | qiao qiao gong po qi zhe mo de gao su gong lu qi tou bing jin |
[05:57.63] | zhen la ji |
[05:58.89] | gong po zhi cha yi dian dian ju li |
[06:01.95] | ta zhi pa ta zhi pa wo de che hou tou yi bu xiao xin zai ge gen tou |
[06:07.92] | zhen bei bi o bei bi bei bi zhen de bei bi |
[06:12.25] | shui xi a |
[06:13.72] | wo xi ma |
[06:14.97] | ni huan gei ta xi yi fu |
[06:16.82] | ta jin tian zuan dao cao cong li de ma xi ya! |
[06:19.33] | ran hou yi fu nong zang le ni huan gei ta xi yi fu |
[06:21.39] | zi ji lao gong ma |
[06:22.60] | zhe jiu shi ni de lao gong a zhe shi qin shen lao gong |
[06:24.91] | shi sa |
[06:25.71] | na ni yi ding yao hao hao ai hu |
[06:27.38] | zhe zhen de rang wo gan dong a |
[06:28.48] | you yi ju su hua jiu shuo de hao |
[06:30.29] | tian xia jiu mei you bu shi de fu mu |
[06:32.96] | zhe yang wo bang ni |
[06:34.26] | ni zhe ge dang lao gong de |
[06:35.63] | guo lai wo men wo bang ni jiao xun ta yi xia |
[06:37.89] | xian zai ye bu zhi dao ta pao na qu le |
[06:39.35] | ni kan kan ni lao po |
[06:40.30] | ren jia dui ni duo hao |
[06:41.57] | hui qu huan gei ni xi yi fu |
[06:43.22] | wo dai biao suo you nan ren bi shi ni |
[06:45.63] | wo xi wang ni hui dao jia de shi hou hao hao fan xing |
[06:48.34] | che zi wo xian gei ni kou le |
[06:49.94] | ni deng yi hui gen zhe dao jiao jing er fen ju lai jie shou chu li |
[06:52.35] | ting dao mei you |
[06:53.85] | fan zheng wo xian zhe yang ni deng hui gen ni lao gong lian xi |
[06:56.16] | rang ta gan jin guo lai jie shou chu li |
[06:58.42] | ni bi xu yao gao su ta |
[06:59.62] | can yu jiao tong bu shi zhe ge yang zi de |
[07:01.29] | ni men jin tian zai san huan zhu dao li qi zhe mo tuo che |
[07:04.36] | you bu dai an quan tou kui |
[07:06.12] | che zi you mei you hao pai |
[07:07.26] | ran hou wo jiao ting che reng xia che jiu pao |
[07:10.23] | san huan lu de zhu dao li mian mo tuo che shi bu neng shang de |
[07:13.55] | san huan lu a |
[07:14.31] | ai |
[07:14.96] | ni zai zhu dao li mian qi zhe dou shi hen wei xian de |
[07:16.66] | ni yao hui qu gao su ta |
[07:17.77] | ting dao mei you |
[07:18.52] | ni nan dao ni hai ji xu da suan rang ni lao gong qi zhe zhong mo tuo che gao fei fa ying yun ma |
[07:22.09] | bu liao bu pao mo de deng ta zhao ban shang |
[07:25.75] | zai chang li shang ban |
[07:26.97] | ei o |
[07:27.65] | dui dui dui zhe jiu dui le |
[07:29.32] | zhen de ni ying gai hui qu hao hao de quan ta |
[07:31.09] | jin tian ne xian gen zhe dao jiao jing fen ju jie shou chu li |
[07:33.40] | ran hou quan ta yi hou hao hao de qu zhao yi fen gong zuo |
[07:36.27] | zhen de dui bu dui |
[07:37.15] | yi hou tang tang zheng zheng de zuo ren |
[07:38.56] | xing xing fu fu de sheng huo ai |
[07:40.46] | qian wan bu yao zai zhe yang tou tou mo mo de liu zou |
[07:42.31] | hao ba |
[07:43.87] | zou ba |
ti: wǒ lǎo gōng pǎo le | |
ar: yuē sè hàn páng mài láng | |
al: Panmalon Jon zuò pǐn jí | |
[00:00.00] | yī gōu nǎi ài xī dé xǐ dā |
[00:02.55] | nǐ xǐ ma yè zǒng shì de mō de mō hēi è |
[00:05.84] | tè bié shì nǐ yào yào yào yào yào yào yào yào yào |
[00:09.91] | xǐ shù kǒu shēng |
[00:17.71] | three two one go! |
[00:20.86] | dà jiā hǎo huān yíng shōu kàn chāo wēi lán māo! |
[00:23.39] | yǒu yī liàng mó tuō chē fēng chí diàn chè bān de xíng shǐ zài sān huán lù de zhǔ dào shàng |
[00:27.11] | ér qiě chē shàng de nà liǎng gè rén dōu méi yǒu dài ān quán tóu kuī |
[00:29.62] | jiā shang chē zi yě méi yǒu hào pái zhè shì fēi cháng wēi xiǎn a |
[00:32.49] | āi nǐ kàn tā men xiàn zài chē zi shǐ lí le zhǔ dào |
[00:34.82] | lái dào le fǔ dào dàn shì wǒ men yī rán ràng tā men kào biān tíng chē |
[00:38.63] | hǎo hǎo de gēn tā men liáo yī liáo zhè gè jiāo tōng ān quán |
[00:41.50] | éi zěn me huí shì zhè zěn me chē zi dào le rén nà jià shǐ yuán ne |
[00:44.52] | tā zǒu la |
[00:46.98] | zǒu nǎ qù nà zhè yàng tíng chē zěn me chē zi yī rēng jiù pǎo le rén ne |
[00:50.34] | tā pǎo bù xiǎo de zǒu nǎ lǐ qù le |
[00:51.80] | dào nǎ qù le |
[00:54.42] | wèi |
[00:55.18] | nǐ zěn me pǎo dào xià miàn qù la |
[00:56.98] | wèi nǐ huí lái ma nǐ gàn shén me |
[00:59.55] | zěn me huì pǎo le |
[01:01.00] | nǐ shuāi dǎo le nǐ xiǎo xīn diǎn |
[01:03.57] | wán le nǐ nà mó tuō chē nǐ bù guǎn la |
[01:05.38] | chē shàng de nǚ rén nǐ yě bù guǎn le ma |
[01:07.42] | āi wǒ gēn nǐ shuō nǐ bié pǎo le tīng dào méi yǒu |
[01:09.95] | nǐ huí lái āi nǐ kàn nǐ zhè shuāi le ba |
[01:12.52] | zhè gè tā shì shuí a |
[01:13.67] | wǒ lǎo gōng le ma |
[01:15.29] | huí lái ma pǎo shà zi ma |
[01:17.66] | zhè shì shú rén |
[01:18.86] | a shén me shú rén |
[01:20.05] | zhè shì tán jǐng guān |
[01:21.22] | diàn shì diàn shì tóu de nà tán jǐng guān |
[01:23.03] | duì ma tán jǐng guān nǐ bù rèn shi ma |
[01:25.50] | dōu shì shú rén ma |
[01:26.95] | dà jiā shì péng yǒu dōu fān qiáng le dōu |
[01:29.58] | nǐ kàn ne dōu yuè pǎo yuè yuǎn le zhè gè |
[01:30.89] | nǐ bù shuō tán jǐng guān tā hái bù pǎo |
[01:32.09] | nǐ kàn nǐ kàn zhè gěi pǎo le ba |
[01:33.60] | huí lái a huí lái le ma |
[01:35.51] | nǐ yí gè dà nán rén bǎ wǒ diū zhè lǐ gàn shà zi liě |
[01:38.07] | nǐ zhè zhè shì nǐ lǎo pó ba |
[01:39.48] | yòu bú shì bié rén lǎo pó |
[01:40.73] | nǐ hái pǎo nǐ |
[01:42.08] | wǒ zhè zhè nǐ pǎo shà zi liě |
[01:43.12] | nǐ pǎo nǎ ér qù a |
[01:44.24] | shén me shì qíng a nǐ |
[01:45.03] | nǐ zài pǎo shà zi ma wǒ wèn nǐ ma |
[01:46.49] | nǐ men zhēn shì fū qī guān xì ma |
[01:47.60] | shì fū qī guān xì |
[01:48.81] | wǒ wèn yī xià |
[01:49.66] | tā tā bú huì shì tā jīn tiān hé nǐ zài yì qǐ |
[01:51.98] | bèi tā qīn shēng lǎo pó kàn jiàn le hài pà ma |
[01:54.43] | wǒ jiù shì tā qīn shēng lǎo pó le ma |
[01:56.54] | nǐ men zhè zhè zhēn de shì hěn zhèng cháng de fū qī guān xì ma |
[01:58.82] | ēn a shì zhèng cháng de |
[02:00.20] | nà tā yě wèi bì gǎn dào wài tou qù zhǎo a |
[02:01.81] | yào zhǎo dào bù dǎ bù dǎ duàn duàn tā de jiǎo a |
[02:04.07] | duì duì duì duì |
[02:04.97] | qiáo qiáo gōng pó qí zhe mó de |
[02:07.39] | gāo sù gōng lù qí tóu bìng jìn |
[02:10.35] | zhēn lā jī |
[02:11.63] | gōng pó zhǐ chà yì diǎn diǎn jù lí |
[02:14.65] | tā zhǐ pà tā zhǐ pà wǒ de chē hòu tou yī bù xiǎo xīn zāi gè gēn tou |
[02:20.53] | zhēn bēi bǐ ó bēi bǐ bēi bǐ zhēn de bēi bǐ |
[02:24.81] | gàn ma fàn fǎ le? |
[02:25.82] | tā méi yǒu fàn fǎ |
[02:27.28] | nà gàn shén me jǐng chá yī jiào jiù pǎo dào nà qù le? |
[02:29.99] | nǐ pǎo dào nà qù zuò shà zi ma nǐ pǎo dào nà qù āi ya |
[02:32.55] | nǐ lǎo pó zài zhè nǐ pǎo nà qù gàn ma |
[02:34.86] | nǐ zhè zhè zhè tài kuài le |
[02:36.62] | nǐ zhè yī xià chē nǐ nǐ shì fēi guò qù de ba |
[02:40.03] | zhè chē nǎ lái de nǐ mǎi de yǒu shǒu xù ma |
[02:42.75] | nǐ shén me yào shi nǐ yǒu fā piào ma |
[02:45.47] | yǒu méi yǒu pái zhào a xíng shǐ zhèng yǒu méi yǒu |
[02:47.93] | jià shǐ zhèng ne |
[02:49.45] | nǐ shén me dōng xī dōu yǒu zěn me nǐ jǐng chá jiào nǐ nǐ jiù pǎo ne |
[02:51.90] | guò lái bǎ nǐ de jià shǐ zhèng xíng shǐ zhèng dōu ná guò lái |
[02:55.31] | wǒ ràng nǐ bié pǎo la āi hái zài pǎo |
[02:57.89] | wǒ shì tán jǐng guān wèi tán jǐng guān nǐ bù rèn shi ma wèi |
[03:04.00] | wǒ gēn nǐ shuō nǐ zhè fān shān yuè lǐng nǐ gàn ma ya |
[03:06.77] | dào nǎ qù a |
[03:07.97] | wèn nǐ dào nǎ lǐ qù a |
[03:08.87] | zhè zěn me huí shì ér a yǒu wèn tí ma hái shì zěn me huí shì a |
[03:11.28] | méi de de wèn tí ma |
[03:12.64] | méi yǒu wèn tí tā zěn me hái pǎo le ne |
[03:13.74] | wǒ bù xiǎo de wǒ dōu bù xiǎo de bù xiǎo de làng zǐ ér ma |
[03:16.90] | bú shì yǒu yī jù huà bú shì shuō de hǎo ma |
[03:18.61] | pǎo dé le hé shàng tā jiù pǎo bù tuō miào |
[03:21.13] | tā bú shì hé shàng ma |
[03:22.83] | āi nǐ kàn nǐ pǎo dé tuō lǎo gōng pǎo bù tuō lǎo pó wǒ gēn nǐ shuō duì bú duì |
[03:27.50] | qiáo qiáo gōng pó qí zhe mó de gāo sù gōng lù qí tóu bìng jìn |
[03:33.05] | zhēn lā jī |
[03:34.58] | gōng pó zhǐ chà yì diǎn diǎn jù lí |
[03:37.23] | tā zhǐ pà tā zhǐ pà wǒ de chē hòu tou yī bù xiǎo xīn zāi gè gēn tou |
[03:43.09] | zhēn bēi bǐ ó bēi bǐ bēi bǐ zhēn de bēi bǐ |
[03:47.71] | nǐ kàn zhè gè tā lǎo pó duō shí dà tǐ a |
[03:50.22] | rén jiā zhè xiàn zài yī zhí zài zhào huàn tā lǎo gōng |
[03:52.43] | tā xiàn zài lǎo gōng yǐ jīng dùn qù wú zōng yǐng |
[03:54.59] | zài zhè gè mì lín dāng zhōng yǐ jīng bú jiàn le |
[03:56.97] | xíng ba nà gè nǐ lǎo gōng xiàn zài yě pǎo le yě zhǎo bu dào rén le |
[04:00.44] | wǒ jiù gěi nǐ jiǎng liǎng jù jiāo tōng ān quán |
[04:03.11] | zhī bù zhī dào jīn tiān shì shén me shì ér zhǎo nǐ |
[04:04.71] | wò zì dào wǒ dǒng |
[04:06.53] | dàn shì wǒ xiàn zài duì ya wǒ xiàn zài gěi nǐ jiǎng |
[04:08.60] | nǐ lǎo gōng pǎo le duì ba tā tài méi yǒu dān dāng le |
[04:11.75] | zhēn de zhè shì fū qī běn shì tóng lín niǎo |
[04:13.32] | dà nàn lái shí gè zì fēi ma |
[04:14.68] | nà nǐ shì xiǎng hǎo zài shì jǐng chá guò lái gěi nǐ jiǎng jiāo tōng ān quán |
[04:17.74] | nà wàn yī zhēn yào shì lái yī qiǎng qiáng dào hé tǔ fěi |
[04:20.34] | yī guò lái yī qiǎng |
[04:21.44] | nǐ lǎo gōng huā de pǎo le huā huā de pǎo le |
[04:23.86] | nǐ xiǎng nǐ zěn me bàn |
[04:25.17] | wǒ gēn nǐ shuō a wǒ xīn lǐ miàn jiù hěn qí guài |
[04:27.73] | nǐ shuō zhè zěn me huì nǐ lǎo gōng jiàn dào wǒ yǒu zhè me hài pà ma |
[04:31.50] | jiù pǎo le |
[04:32.30] | wǒ bù xiǎo de |
[04:33.97] | nǐ shuō nǐ rèn shi wǒ bù |
[04:35.11] | wǒ jiù wǒ kàn dào guò diàn shì |
[04:36.64] | duì ma nǐ jiù shuō tán jǐng guān nǐ jiù |
[04:39.55] | nǐ shuō wǒ shì bú shì cí méi shàn mù dì |
[04:40.62] | wǒ zěn me kě néng wǒ yī lái jiù wǒ yǒu zhè me nán kàn ma |
[04:42.93] | ràng nǐ lǎo gōng yī jiàn dào yī liú yān shuā yī fān qiáng jiù shuā shuā de jiù táo pǎo le |
[04:46.84] | bù zhì ma |
[04:47.90] | nǐ lǎo gōng shì zuò shí mǒ shì ér de |
[04:49.30] | shì zuò shí mǒ gōng zuò de ma |
[04:50.46] | pǎo mó tuō chē de lei |
[04:52.22] | mó de shì ba |
[04:53.19] | āi pǎo mó de duì de |
[04:54.75] | nà nǐ men dào shì bú shì fū qī guān xì |
[04:56.76] | jīn tiān wǒ men shì lái zǒu |
[04:58.47] | ó jīn tiān nǐ men shì wǒ jiù wèn nǐ jīn tiān nǐ men shì bú shì fū qī guān xì |
[05:01.18] | shì fū qī guān xì āi |
[05:02.59] | shì fū qī wǒ men jié hūn èr sān shí nián lei |
[05:04.77] | nǐ lǎo gōng chū qù pǎo mó de zhè me wēi xiǎn de shì nǐ dōu méi quàn guò tā ma |
[05:08.17] | wǒ quàn guò lei wǒ shuō pǎo mó de hǎo wēi xiǎn de nǐ kàn zhè dōu gēn shuāi duàn le |
[05:13.16] | a nǎ nǎ shuāi duàn le |
[05:14.41] | zhè lei shǒu duàn le shǒu shù dōu yòng le yī wàn jiǔ yī wàn jǐ qiān |
[05:16.62] | wǒ shuō nǐ bù pǎo le hǎo duō pǎo mó de de yùn qì bù hǎo nà jiù chū chē huò yī hā zhuàng sǐ le |
[05:22.51] | |
[05:23.25] | wǒ jiù hǎn tā bù pǎo bù pǎo tā bù tīng tā shuō |
[05:25.61] | kāi huí qù yòu zuò shà zi ma |
[05:27.28] | kàn lái zhè gè dāng lǎo pó de hái shì zhī shū dá lǐ |
[05:30.90] | wǒ hěn guān xīn wǒ lǎo gōng de gēn nǐ shuō |
[05:33.40] | nǐ kàn nǐ zhè me guān xīn tā |
[05:34.21] | tā què pǎo le |
[05:36.37] | zhè zěn me néng gòu zhè yàng ne |
[05:37.42] | tā jīn tiān wǎn shàng yào shì huí jiā le nǐ dǎ suàn zěn me shōu shí tā |
[05:39.73] | wǒ yì bān jiù shì ài shuō tā mà tā |
[05:42.59] | shě bù dé hā |
[05:43.75] | zhuā zài tā shēn tòng zài nǐ xīn |
[05:46.07] | rán hòu ne nǐ hái zhǔn bèi zěn me duì tā |
[05:48.43] | rán hòu tā yī shēn zàng le jiù huàn le xǐ le ma |
[05:52.21] | qiáo qiáo gōng pó qí zhe mó de gāo sù gōng lù qí tóu bìng jìn |
[05:57.63] | zhēn lā jī |
[05:58.89] | gōng pó zhǐ chà yì diǎn diǎn jù lí |
[06:01.95] | tā zhǐ pà tā zhǐ pà wǒ de chē hòu tou yī bù xiǎo xīn zāi gè gēn tou |
[06:07.92] | zhēn bēi bǐ ó bēi bǐ bēi bǐ zhēn de bēi bǐ |
[06:12.25] | shuí xǐ a |
[06:13.72] | wǒ xǐ ma |
[06:14.97] | nǐ huán gěi tā xǐ yī fú |
[06:16.82] | tā jīn tiān zuān dào cǎo cóng lǐ dé mǎ xī yà! |
[06:19.33] | rán hòu yī fú nòng zāng le nǐ huán gěi tā xǐ yī fú |
[06:21.39] | zì jǐ lǎo gōng ma |
[06:22.60] | zhè jiù shì nǐ de lǎo gōng a zhè shì qīn shēn lǎo gōng |
[06:24.91] | shì sā |
[06:25.71] | nà nǐ yí dìng yāo hǎo hǎo ài hù |
[06:27.38] | zhè zhēn de ràng wǒ gǎn dòng a |
[06:28.48] | yǒu yī jù sú huà jiù shuō de hǎo |
[06:30.29] | tiān xià jiù méi yǒu bú shì de fù mǔ |
[06:32.96] | zhè yàng wǒ bāng nǐ |
[06:34.26] | nǐ zhè gè dāng lǎo gōng de |
[06:35.63] | guò lái wǒ men wǒ bāng nǐ jiào xùn tā yī xià |
[06:37.89] | xiàn zài yě bù zhī dào tā pǎo nǎ qù le |
[06:39.35] | nǐ kàn kàn nǐ lǎo pó |
[06:40.30] | rén jiā duì nǐ duō hǎo |
[06:41.57] | huí qù huán gěi nǐ xǐ yī fú |
[06:43.22] | wǒ dài biǎo suǒ yǒu nán rén bǐ shì nǐ |
[06:45.63] | wǒ xī wàng nǐ huí dào jiā de shí hòu hǎo hǎo fǎn xǐng |
[06:48.34] | chē zi wǒ xiān gěi nǐ kòu le |
[06:49.94] | nǐ děng yī huì gēn zhe dào jiāo jǐng èr fēn jú lái jiē shōu chǔ lǐ |
[06:52.35] | tīng dào méi yǒu |
[06:53.85] | fǎn zhèng wǒ xiān zhè yàng nǐ děng huì gēn nǐ lǎo gōng lián xì |
[06:56.16] | ràng tā gǎn jǐn guò lái jiē shōu chǔ lǐ |
[06:58.42] | nǐ bì xū yào gào sù tā |
[06:59.62] | cān yù jiāo tōng bú shì zhè gè yàng zi de |
[07:01.29] | nǐ men jīn tiān zài sān huán zhǔ dào lǐ qí zhe mó tuō chē |
[07:04.36] | yòu bù dài ān quán tóu kuī |
[07:06.12] | chē zi yòu méi yǒu hào pái |
[07:07.26] | rán hòu wǒ jiào tíng chē rēng xià chē jiù pǎo |
[07:10.23] | sān huán lù de zhǔ dào lǐ miàn mó tuō chē shì bù néng shàng de |
[07:13.55] | sān huán lù a |
[07:14.31] | āi |
[07:14.96] | nǐ zài zhǔ dào lǐ miàn qí zhe dōu shì hěn wēi xiǎn de |
[07:16.66] | nǐ yào huí qù gào sù tā |
[07:17.77] | tīng dào méi yǒu |
[07:18.52] | nǐ nán dào nǐ hái jì xù dǎ suàn ràng nǐ lǎo gōng qí zhè zhǒng mó tuō chē gǎo fēi fǎ yíng yùn ma |
[07:22.09] | bù liǎo bù pǎo mó de děng tā zhǎo bān shàng |
[07:25.75] | zài chǎng lǐ shàng bān |
[07:26.97] | éi o |
[07:27.65] | duì duì duì zhè jiù duì le |
[07:29.32] | zhēn de nǐ yīng gāi huí qù hǎo hǎo de quàn tā |
[07:31.09] | jīn tiān ne xiān gēn zhe dào jiāo jǐng fēn jú jiē shōu chǔ lǐ |
[07:33.40] | rán hòu quàn tā yǐ hòu hǎo hǎo de qù zhǎo yī fèn gōng zuò |
[07:36.27] | zhēn de duì bú duì |
[07:37.15] | yǐ hòu táng táng zhèng zhèng de zuò rén |
[07:38.56] | xìng xìng fú fú de shēng huó āi |
[07:40.46] | qiān wàn bú yào zài zhè yàng tōu tōu mō mō de liū zǒu |
[07:42.31] | hǎo ba |
[07:43.87] | zǒu ba |