| [00:20.25] | 我之前其实就是一个傻瓜 |
| [00:23.37] | 时常听你讲一大堆的笑话 |
| [00:28.12] | 和尚怎么还能长头发 |
| [00:32.50] | 长头发怎么还能叫出家 |
| [00:37.74] | 刚一到五月就叫我吃苦瓜 |
| [00:41.12] | 瞧我脸上透露一些想法 |
| [00:45.46] | 今天说的话全部作假 |
| [00:49.93] | 过时的假话也别出来大夸 |
| [00:54.35] | 我不是大家 能透彻尔虞我诈 |
| [00:58.23] | 我只是傻瓜 在你嘴边玩耍 |
| [01:02.98] | 庆祝千万别用烟花 |
| [01:05.48] | 我会就地伏法 |
| [01:07.76] | 化解你真诚的假 |
| [01:11.61] | 我不是傻瓜 两只眼一睁一瞎 |
| [01:15.68] | 我愿做大家 能辨清仿古造假 |
| [01:20.31] | 迷人千万别送情话 |
| [01:22.87] | 专用手语打哑 |
| [01:25.16] | 就当是愚人 愚己 我再愚他 |
| [01:31.71] | |
| [01:47.54] | 我之前其实就是一个傻瓜 |
| [01:50.60] | 时常听你讲一大堆的笑话 |
| [01:55.46] | 和尚怎么还能长头发 |
| [01:59.91] | 长头发怎么还能叫出家 |
| [02:04.98] | 刚一到五月就叫我吃苦瓜 |
| [02:08.41] | 瞧我脸上透露一些想法 |
| [02:12.66] | 今天说的话全部作假 |
| [02:17.18] | 过时的假话也别出来大夸 |
| [02:21.86] | 我不是大家 能透彻尔虞我诈 |
| [02:25.49] | 我只是傻瓜 在你嘴边玩耍 |
| [02:30.05] | 庆祝千万别用烟花 |
| [02:32.74] | 我会就地伏法 |
| [02:34.74] | 化解你真诚的假 |
| [02:38.91] | 我不是傻瓜 两只眼一睁一瞎 |
| [02:42.98] | 我愿做大家 能辨清仿古造假 |
| [02:47.60] | 迷人千万别送情话 |
| [02:50.16] | 专用手语打哑 |
| [02:52.29] | 就当是愚人 愚己 我再愚他 |
| [02:58.98] | he 傻瓜 哦~~ ye |
| [03:04.98] | 你也是傻瓜 |
| [03:07.35] | 我也是傻瓜 |
| [03:09.60] | 其实我们真的太傻瓜 |
| [03:14.10] | 我不是傻瓜 两只眼一睁一瞎 |
| [03:17.91] | 我愿做大家 能辨清仿古造假 |
| [03:22.41] | 迷人千万别送情话 |
| [03:25.22] | 专用手语打哑 |
| [03:27.15] | 就当是愚人 愚己 我再愚他 |
| [03:28.15] |
| [00:20.25] | wo zhi qian qi shi jiu shi yi ge sha gua |
| [00:23.37] | shi chang ting ni jiang yi da dui de xiao hua |
| [00:28.12] | he shang zen me hai neng chang tou fa |
| [00:32.50] | chang tou fa zen me hai neng jiao chu jia |
| [00:37.74] | gang yi dao wu yue jiu jiao wo chi ku gua |
| [00:41.12] | qiao wo lian shang tou lu yi xie xiang fa |
| [00:45.46] | jin tian shuo de hua quan bu zuo jia |
| [00:49.93] | guo shi de jia hua ye bie chu lai da kua |
| [00:54.35] | wo bu shi da jia neng tou che er yu wo zha |
| [00:58.23] | wo zhi shi sha gua zai ni zui bian wan shua |
| [01:02.98] | qing zhu qian wan bie yong yan hua |
| [01:05.48] | wo hui jiu di fu fa |
| [01:07.76] | hua jie ni zhen cheng de jia |
| [01:11.61] | wo bu shi sha gua liang zhi yan yi zheng yi xia |
| [01:15.68] | wo yuan zuo da jia neng bian qing fang gu zao jia |
| [01:20.31] | mi ren qian wan bie song qing hua |
| [01:22.87] | zhuan yong shou yu da ya |
| [01:25.16] | jiu dang shi yu ren yu ji wo zai yu ta |
| [01:31.71] | |
| [01:47.54] | wo zhi qian qi shi jiu shi yi ge sha gua |
| [01:50.60] | shi chang ting ni jiang yi da dui de xiao hua |
| [01:55.46] | he shang zen me hai neng chang tou fa |
| [01:59.91] | chang tou fa zen me hai neng jiao chu jia |
| [02:04.98] | gang yi dao wu yue jiu jiao wo chi ku gua |
| [02:08.41] | qiao wo lian shang tou lu yi xie xiang fa |
| [02:12.66] | jin tian shuo de hua quan bu zuo jia |
| [02:17.18] | guo shi de jia hua ye bie chu lai da kua |
| [02:21.86] | wo bu shi da jia neng tou che er yu wo zha |
| [02:25.49] | wo zhi shi sha gua zai ni zui bian wan shua |
| [02:30.05] | qing zhu qian wan bie yong yan hua |
| [02:32.74] | wo hui jiu di fu fa |
| [02:34.74] | hua jie ni zhen cheng de jia |
| [02:38.91] | wo bu shi sha gua liang zhi yan yi zheng yi xia |
| [02:42.98] | wo yuan zuo da jia neng bian qing fang gu zao jia |
| [02:47.60] | mi ren qian wan bie song qing hua |
| [02:50.16] | zhuan yong shou yu da ya |
| [02:52.29] | jiu dang shi yu ren yu ji wo zai yu ta |
| [02:58.98] | he sha gua o ye |
| [03:04.98] | ni ye shi sha gua |
| [03:07.35] | wo ye shi sha gua |
| [03:09.60] | qi shi wo men zhen de tai sha gua |
| [03:14.10] | wo bu shi sha gua liang zhi yan yi zheng yi xia |
| [03:17.91] | wo yuan zuo da jia neng bian qing fang gu zao jia |
| [03:22.41] | mi ren qian wan bie song qing hua |
| [03:25.22] | zhuan yong shou yu da ya |
| [03:27.15] | jiu dang shi yu ren yu ji wo zai yu ta |
| [03:28.15] |
| [00:20.25] | wǒ zhī qián qí shí jiù shì yí gè shǎ guā |
| [00:23.37] | shí cháng tīng nǐ jiǎng yī dà duī de xiào huà |
| [00:28.12] | hé shàng zěn me hái néng cháng tóu fā |
| [00:32.50] | cháng tóu fā zěn me hái néng jiào chū jiā |
| [00:37.74] | gāng yí dào wǔ yuè jiù jiào wǒ chī kǔ guā |
| [00:41.12] | qiáo wǒ liǎn shàng tòu lù yī xiē xiǎng fǎ |
| [00:45.46] | jīn tiān shuō de huà quán bù zuò jiǎ |
| [00:49.93] | guò shí de jiǎ huà yě bié chū lái dà kuā |
| [00:54.35] | wǒ bú shì dà jiā néng tòu chè ěr yú wǒ zhà |
| [00:58.23] | wǒ zhǐ shì shǎ guā zài nǐ zuǐ biān wán shuǎ |
| [01:02.98] | qìng zhù qiān wàn bié yòng yān huā |
| [01:05.48] | wǒ huì jiù dì fú fǎ |
| [01:07.76] | huà jiě nǐ zhēn chéng de jiǎ |
| [01:11.61] | wǒ bú shì shǎ guā liǎng zhī yǎn yī zhēng yī xiā |
| [01:15.68] | wǒ yuàn zuò dà jiā néng biàn qīng fǎng gǔ zào jiǎ |
| [01:20.31] | mí rén qiān wàn bié sòng qíng huà |
| [01:22.87] | zhuān yòng shǒu yǔ dǎ yǎ |
| [01:25.16] | jiù dàng shì yú rén yú jǐ wǒ zài yú tā |
| [01:31.71] | |
| [01:47.54] | wǒ zhī qián qí shí jiù shì yí gè shǎ guā |
| [01:50.60] | shí cháng tīng nǐ jiǎng yī dà duī de xiào huà |
| [01:55.46] | hé shàng zěn me hái néng cháng tóu fā |
| [01:59.91] | cháng tóu fā zěn me hái néng jiào chū jiā |
| [02:04.98] | gāng yí dào wǔ yuè jiù jiào wǒ chī kǔ guā |
| [02:08.41] | qiáo wǒ liǎn shàng tòu lù yī xiē xiǎng fǎ |
| [02:12.66] | jīn tiān shuō de huà quán bù zuò jiǎ |
| [02:17.18] | guò shí de jiǎ huà yě bié chū lái dà kuā |
| [02:21.86] | wǒ bú shì dà jiā néng tòu chè ěr yú wǒ zhà |
| [02:25.49] | wǒ zhǐ shì shǎ guā zài nǐ zuǐ biān wán shuǎ |
| [02:30.05] | qìng zhù qiān wàn bié yòng yān huā |
| [02:32.74] | wǒ huì jiù dì fú fǎ |
| [02:34.74] | huà jiě nǐ zhēn chéng de jiǎ |
| [02:38.91] | wǒ bú shì shǎ guā liǎng zhī yǎn yī zhēng yī xiā |
| [02:42.98] | wǒ yuàn zuò dà jiā néng biàn qīng fǎng gǔ zào jiǎ |
| [02:47.60] | mí rén qiān wàn bié sòng qíng huà |
| [02:50.16] | zhuān yòng shǒu yǔ dǎ yǎ |
| [02:52.29] | jiù dàng shì yú rén yú jǐ wǒ zài yú tā |
| [02:58.98] | he shǎ guā ó ye |
| [03:04.98] | nǐ yě shì shǎ guā |
| [03:07.35] | wǒ yě shì shǎ guā |
| [03:09.60] | qí shí wǒ men zhēn de tài shǎ guā |
| [03:14.10] | wǒ bú shì shǎ guā liǎng zhī yǎn yī zhēng yī xiā |
| [03:17.91] | wǒ yuàn zuò dà jiā néng biàn qīng fǎng gǔ zào jiǎ |
| [03:22.41] | mí rén qiān wàn bié sòng qíng huà |
| [03:25.22] | zhuān yòng shǒu yǔ dǎ yǎ |
| [03:27.15] | jiù dàng shì yú rén yú jǐ wǒ zài yú tā |
| [03:28.15] |