| [00:16.40] | 老子昨天买了一只瓜 |
| [00:18.20] | 咬一口西瓜想二花 |
| [00:20.20] | 二花今年才十八 |
| [00:22.15] | 十八岁好像一朵花 |
| [00:24.10] | 我要把二花娶回家 |
| [00:25.85] | 给我生一大堆娃娃 |
| [00:27.35] | 歪着头呀笑哈哈 |
| [00:30.44] | 饿啦 |
| [00:32.10] | 哦~二花妈妈给我个机会 |
| [00:33.69] | 打怪修仙我都能学会 |
| [00:35.39] | 锅碗瓢盆也都一摔就碎 |
| [00:36.99] | 就问世界上这么完美除了我还有谁 |
| [00:39.94] | 可我好像 |
| [00:43.70] | 没有钱 |
| [00:48.10] | 哦~二花爸爸给我个机会 |
| [00:49.65] | 我要跟漂亮二花在一起 |
| [00:51.55] | 呵护她 |
| [00:52.05] | 保护她 |
| [00:52.56] | 任何情况都不抛弃她 |
| [00:53.76] | 就算她是凶神恶煞的母夜叉 |
| [00:55.95] | 可是我好像 |
| [00:59.78] | 没有钱 |
| [01:03.77] | 二花妈妈说我没银子 |
| [01:08.53] | 没有银子买不到房子 |
| [01:12.42] | 事实就应该是这样子 |
| [01:19.68] | 二花爸爸说我没银子 |
| [01:24.77] | 没有银子养不起孩子 |
| [01:28.62] | 没关系别担心我饿不死 |
| [01:36.73] | 哦~二花妈妈给我个机会 |
| [01:37.97] | 打怪修仙我都能学会 |
| [01:39.53] | 锅碗瓢盆也一摔就碎 |
| [01:41.23] | 就问世界上这么完美除了我还有谁 |
| [01:43.59] | 可是我好像 |
| [01:47.84] | 没有钱 |
| [01:52.24] | 哦~二花爸爸给我个机会 |
| [01:53.64] | 我要跟漂亮二花在一起 |
| [01:55.69] | 呵护她~保护她~不会抛弃她 |
| [01:58.00] | 就算她是凶神恶煞母夜叉 |
| [01:59.90] | 可是我好像 |
| [02:04.05] | 没有钱 |
| [02:08.29] | 是谁说没钱就是屌丝 |
| [02:12.24] | 娶不到姑娘做我妻子 |
| [02:16.22] | 事实就应该会是这个样子 |
| [02:23.92] | 是谁说没钱就是屌丝 |
| [02:27.96] | 每天就只能吃泡饭榨菜丝 |
| [02:32.31] | 其实我偶尔也吃饺子 |
| [02:39.55] | 再咬口瓜 |
| [02:43.84] | 玩我的DOTA |
| [02:48.45] | 看到门口走过二花 |
| [00:16.40] | lao zi zuo tian mai le yi zhi gua |
| [00:18.20] | yao yi kou xi gua xiang er hua |
| [00:20.20] | er hua jin nian cai shi ba |
| [00:22.15] | shi ba sui hao xiang yi duo hua |
| [00:24.10] | wo yao ba er hua qu hui jia |
| [00:25.85] | gei wo sheng yi da dui wa wa |
| [00:27.35] | wai zhe tou ya xiao ha ha |
| [00:30.44] | e la |
| [00:32.10] | o er hua ma ma gei wo ge ji hui |
| [00:33.69] | da guai xiu xian wo dou neng xue hui |
| [00:35.39] | guo wan piao pen ye dou yi shuai jiu sui |
| [00:36.99] | jiu wen shi jie shang zhe me wan mei chu le wo hai you shui |
| [00:39.94] | ke wo hao xiang |
| [00:43.70] | mei you qian |
| [00:48.10] | o er hua ba ba gei wo ge ji hui |
| [00:49.65] | wo yao gen piao liang er hua zai yi qi |
| [00:51.55] | he hu ta |
| [00:52.05] | bao hu ta |
| [00:52.56] | ren he qing kuang dou bu pao qi ta |
| [00:53.76] | jiu suan ta shi xiong shen e sha de mu ye cha |
| [00:55.95] | ke shi wo hao xiang |
| [00:59.78] | mei you qian |
| [01:03.77] | er hua ma ma shuo wo mei yin zi |
| [01:08.53] | mei you yin zi mai bu dao fang zi |
| [01:12.42] | shi shi jiu ying gai shi zhe yang zi |
| [01:19.68] | er hua ba ba shuo wo mei yin zi |
| [01:24.77] | mei you yin zi yang bu qi hai zi |
| [01:28.62] | mei guan xi bie dan xin wo e bu si |
| [01:36.73] | o er hua ma ma gei wo ge ji hui |
| [01:37.97] | da guai xiu xian wo dou neng xue hui |
| [01:39.53] | guo wan piao pen ye yi shuai jiu sui |
| [01:41.23] | jiu wen shi jie shang zhe me wan mei chu le wo hai you shui |
| [01:43.59] | ke shi wo hao xiang |
| [01:47.84] | mei you qian |
| [01:52.24] | o er hua ba ba gei wo ge ji hui |
| [01:53.64] | wo yao gen piao liang er hua zai yi qi |
| [01:55.69] | he hu ta bao hu ta bu hui pao qi ta |
| [01:58.00] | jiu suan ta shi xiong shen e sha mu ye cha |
| [01:59.90] | ke shi wo hao xiang |
| [02:04.05] | mei you qian |
| [02:08.29] | shi shui shuo mei qian jiu shi diao si |
| [02:12.24] | qu bu dao gu niang zuo wo qi zi |
| [02:16.22] | shi shi jiu ying gai hui shi zhe ge yang zi |
| [02:23.92] | shi shui shuo mei qian jiu shi diao si |
| [02:27.96] | mei tian jiu zhi neng chi pao fan zha cai si |
| [02:32.31] | qi shi wo ou er ye chi jiao zi |
| [02:39.55] | zai yao kou gua |
| [02:43.84] | wan wo de DOTA |
| [02:48.45] | kan dao men kou zou guo er hua |
| [00:16.40] | lǎo zi zuó tiān mǎi le yì zhī guā |
| [00:18.20] | yǎo yī kǒu xī guā xiǎng èr huā |
| [00:20.20] | èr huā jīn nián cái shí bā |
| [00:22.15] | shí bā suì hǎo xiàng yī duǒ huā |
| [00:24.10] | wǒ yào bǎ èr huā qǔ huí jiā |
| [00:25.85] | gěi wǒ shēng yī dà duī wá wa |
| [00:27.35] | wāi zhe tóu ya xiào hā hā |
| [00:30.44] | è la |
| [00:32.10] | ó èr huā mā mā gěi wǒ gè jī huì |
| [00:33.69] | dǎ guài xiū xiān wǒ dōu néng xué huì |
| [00:35.39] | guō wǎn piáo pén yě dōu yī shuāi jiù suì |
| [00:36.99] | jiù wèn shì jiè shang zhè me wán měi chú le wǒ hái yǒu shuí |
| [00:39.94] | kě wǒ hǎo xiàng |
| [00:43.70] | méi yǒu qián |
| [00:48.10] | ó èr huā bà bà gěi wǒ gè jī huì |
| [00:49.65] | wǒ yào gēn piào liàng èr huā zài yì qǐ |
| [00:51.55] | hē hù tā |
| [00:52.05] | bǎo hù tā |
| [00:52.56] | rèn hé qíng kuàng dōu bù pāo qì tā |
| [00:53.76] | jiù suàn tā shì xiōng shén è shà de mǔ yè chā |
| [00:55.95] | kě shì wǒ hǎo xiàng |
| [00:59.78] | méi yǒu qián |
| [01:03.77] | èr huā mā mā shuō wǒ méi yín zi |
| [01:08.53] | méi yǒu yín zi mǎi bú dào fáng zi |
| [01:12.42] | shì shí jiù yīng gāi shì zhè yàng zi |
| [01:19.68] | èr huā bà bà shuō wǒ méi yín zi |
| [01:24.77] | méi yǒu yín zi yǎng bù qǐ hái zi |
| [01:28.62] | méi guān xì bié dān xīn wǒ è bù sǐ |
| [01:36.73] | ó èr huā mā mā gěi wǒ gè jī huì |
| [01:37.97] | dǎ guài xiū xiān wǒ dōu néng xué huì |
| [01:39.53] | guō wǎn piáo pén yě yī shuāi jiù suì |
| [01:41.23] | jiù wèn shì jiè shang zhè me wán měi chú le wǒ hái yǒu shuí |
| [01:43.59] | kě shì wǒ hǎo xiàng |
| [01:47.84] | méi yǒu qián |
| [01:52.24] | ó èr huā bà bà gěi wǒ gè jī huì |
| [01:53.64] | wǒ yào gēn piào liàng èr huā zài yì qǐ |
| [01:55.69] | hē hù tā bǎo hù tā bú huì pāo qì tā |
| [01:58.00] | jiù suàn tā shì xiōng shén è shà mǔ yè chā |
| [01:59.90] | kě shì wǒ hǎo xiàng |
| [02:04.05] | méi yǒu qián |
| [02:08.29] | shì shuí shuō méi qián jiù shì diǎo sī |
| [02:12.24] | qǔ bú dào gū niáng zuò wǒ qī zǐ |
| [02:16.22] | shì shí jiù yīng gāi huì shì zhè gè yàng zi |
| [02:23.92] | shì shuí shuō méi qián jiù shì diǎo sī |
| [02:27.96] | měi tiān jiù zhǐ néng chī pào fàn zhà cài sī |
| [02:32.31] | qí shí wǒ ǒu ěr yě chī jiǎo zi |
| [02:39.55] | zài yǎo kǒu guā |
| [02:43.84] | wán wǒ de DOTA |
| [02:48.45] | kàn dào mén kǒu zǒu guò èr huā |
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