| [00:17.13] | 老子昨天买了一只瓜 |
| [00:18.95] | 咬一口西瓜想二花 |
| [00:20.96] | 二花今年才十八 |
| [00:22.90] | 十八岁好像一朵花 |
| [00:24.88] | 我要把二花娶回家 |
| [00:26.74] | 给我生一大堆娃娃 |
| [00:28.32] | 歪着头呀笑哈哈 |
| [00:31.27] | 饿啦 |
| [00:32.91] | 哦二花妈妈给我个机会 |
| [00:34.47] | 打怪修仙我都能学会 |
| [00:35.84] | 锅碗瓢盆也都一摔就碎 |
| [00:37.75] | 就问世界上这么完美除了我还有谁 |
| [00:40.87] | 可我好像 |
| [00:44.31] | 没有钱 |
| [00:48.78] | 哦二花爸爸给我个机会 |
| [00:50.51] | 我要跟漂亮二花在一起 |
| [00:52.10] | 呵护她 |
| [00:52.60] | 保护她 |
| [00:53.04] | 任何情况都不抛弃她 |
| [00:54.67] | 就算她是凶神恶煞的母夜叉 |
| [00:56.69] | 可是我好像 |
| [01:00.23] | 没有钱 |
| [01:04.73] | 二花妈妈说我没银子 |
| [01:09.01] | 没有银子买不起房子 |
| [01:13.09] | 事实就应该是这样子 |
| [01:20.72] | 二花爸爸说我没银子 |
| [01:25.40] | 没有银子养不起孩子 |
| [01:29.10] | 没关系别担心我饿不死 |
| [01:36.76] | 哦二花妈妈给我个机会 |
| [01:38.44] | 打怪修仙我都能学会 |
| [01:40.36] | 锅碗瓢盆也一摔就碎 |
| [01:42.18] | 就问世界上这么完美除了我还有谁（我） |
| [01:44.80] | 可（是）我好像 |
| [01:48.25] | 没有钱 |
| [01:52.90] | 哦二花爸爸给我个机会 |
| [01:54.43] | 我要跟漂亮二花在一起 |
| [01:56.40] | 呵护她~保护她~任何情况都不抛弃她 |
| [01:58.72] | 就算她是凶神恶煞母夜叉 |
| [02:00.80] | 可是我好像 |
| [02:04.30] | 没有钱 |
| [02:08.80] | 是谁说没钱就算屌丝 |
| [02:12.89] | 娶不到姑娘做我妻子 |
| [02:17.04] | 事实就应该会是这个样子 |
| [02:24.79] | 是谁说没钱就算屌丝 |
| [02:28.90] | 每天就只能吃泡菜榨菜丝 |
| [02:33.09] | 其实我偶尔也吃饺子 |
| [02:40.62] | 再咬一口瓜 |
| [02:45.11] | 玩我的DOTA |
| [02:49.51] | 看到门口走过二花 |
| [02:58.49] |
| [00:17.13] | lao zi zuo tian mai le yi zhi gua |
| [00:18.95] | yao yi kou xi gua xiang er hua |
| [00:20.96] | er hua jin nian cai shi ba |
| [00:22.90] | shi ba sui hao xiang yi duo hua |
| [00:24.88] | wo yao ba er hua qu hui jia |
| [00:26.74] | gei wo sheng yi da dui wa wa |
| [00:28.32] | wai zhe tou ya xiao ha ha |
| [00:31.27] | e la |
| [00:32.91] | o er hua ma ma gei wo ge ji hui |
| [00:34.47] | da guai xiu xian wo dou neng xue hui |
| [00:35.84] | guo wan piao pen ye dou yi shuai jiu sui |
| [00:37.75] | jiu wen shi jie shang zhe me wan mei chu le wo hai you shui |
| [00:40.87] | ke wo hao xiang |
| [00:44.31] | mei you qian |
| [00:48.78] | o er hua ba ba gei wo ge ji hui |
| [00:50.51] | wo yao gen piao liang er hua zai yi qi |
| [00:52.10] | he hu ta |
| [00:52.60] | bao hu ta |
| [00:53.04] | ren he qing kuang dou bu pao qi ta |
| [00:54.67] | jiu suan ta shi xiong shen e sha de mu ye cha |
| [00:56.69] | ke shi wo hao xiang |
| [01:00.23] | mei you qian |
| [01:04.73] | er hua ma ma shuo wo mei yin zi |
| [01:09.01] | mei you yin zi mai bu qi fang zi |
| [01:13.09] | shi shi jiu ying gai shi zhe yang zi |
| [01:20.72] | er hua ba ba shuo wo mei yin zi |
| [01:25.40] | mei you yin zi yang bu qi hai zi |
| [01:29.10] | mei guan xi bie dan xin wo e bu si |
| [01:36.76] | o er hua ma ma gei wo ge ji hui |
| [01:38.44] | da guai xiu xian wo dou neng xue hui |
| [01:40.36] | guo wan piao pen ye yi shuai jiu sui |
| [01:42.18] | jiu wen shi jie shang zhe me wan mei chu le wo hai you shui wo |
| [01:44.80] | ke shi wo hao xiang |
| [01:48.25] | mei you qian |
| [01:52.90] | o er hua ba ba gei wo ge ji hui |
| [01:54.43] | wo yao gen piao liang er hua zai yi qi |
| [01:56.40] | he hu ta bao hu ta ren he qing kuang dou bu pao qi ta |
| [01:58.72] | jiu suan ta shi xiong shen e sha mu ye cha |
| [02:00.80] | ke shi wo hao xiang |
| [02:04.30] | mei you qian |
| [02:08.80] | shi shui shuo mei qian jiu suan diao si |
| [02:12.89] | qu bu dao gu niang zuo wo qi zi |
| [02:17.04] | shi shi jiu ying gai hui shi zhe ge yang zi |
| [02:24.79] | shi shui shuo mei qian jiu suan diao si |
| [02:28.90] | mei tian jiu zhi neng chi pao cai zha cai si |
| [02:33.09] | qi shi wo ou er ye chi jiao zi |
| [02:40.62] | zai yao yi kou gua |
| [02:45.11] | wan wo de DOTA |
| [02:49.51] | kan dao men kou zou guo er hua |
| [02:58.49] |
| [00:17.13] | lǎo zi zuó tiān mǎi le yì zhī guā |
| [00:18.95] | yǎo yī kǒu xī guā xiǎng èr huā |
| [00:20.96] | èr huā jīn nián cái shí bā |
| [00:22.90] | shí bā suì hǎo xiàng yī duǒ huā |
| [00:24.88] | wǒ yào bǎ èr huā qǔ huí jiā |
| [00:26.74] | gěi wǒ shēng yī dà duī wá wa |
| [00:28.32] | wāi zhe tóu ya xiào hā hā |
| [00:31.27] | è la |
| [00:32.91] | ó èr huā mā mā gěi wǒ gè jī huì |
| [00:34.47] | dǎ guài xiū xiān wǒ dōu néng xué huì |
| [00:35.84] | guō wǎn piáo pén yě dōu yī shuāi jiù suì |
| [00:37.75] | jiù wèn shì jiè shang zhè me wán měi chú le wǒ hái yǒu shuí |
| [00:40.87] | kě wǒ hǎo xiàng |
| [00:44.31] | méi yǒu qián |
| [00:48.78] | ó èr huā bà bà gěi wǒ gè jī huì |
| [00:50.51] | wǒ yào gēn piào liàng èr huā zài yì qǐ |
| [00:52.10] | hē hù tā |
| [00:52.60] | bǎo hù tā |
| [00:53.04] | rèn hé qíng kuàng dōu bù pāo qì tā |
| [00:54.67] | jiù suàn tā shì xiōng shén è shà de mǔ yè chā |
| [00:56.69] | kě shì wǒ hǎo xiàng |
| [01:00.23] | méi yǒu qián |
| [01:04.73] | èr huā mā mā shuō wǒ méi yín zi |
| [01:09.01] | méi yǒu yín zi mǎi bu qǐ fáng zi |
| [01:13.09] | shì shí jiù yīng gāi shì zhè yàng zi |
| [01:20.72] | èr huā bà bà shuō wǒ méi yín zi |
| [01:25.40] | méi yǒu yín zi yǎng bù qǐ hái zi |
| [01:29.10] | méi guān xì bié dān xīn wǒ è bù sǐ |
| [01:36.76] | ó èr huā mā mā gěi wǒ gè jī huì |
| [01:38.44] | dǎ guài xiū xiān wǒ dōu néng xué huì |
| [01:40.36] | guō wǎn piáo pén yě yī shuāi jiù suì |
| [01:42.18] | jiù wèn shì jiè shang zhè me wán měi chú le wǒ hái yǒu shuí wǒ |
| [01:44.80] | kě shì wǒ hǎo xiàng |
| [01:48.25] | méi yǒu qián |
| [01:52.90] | ó èr huā bà bà gěi wǒ gè jī huì |
| [01:54.43] | wǒ yào gēn piào liàng èr huā zài yì qǐ |
| [01:56.40] | hē hù tā bǎo hù tā rèn hé qíng kuàng dōu bù pāo qì tā |
| [01:58.72] | jiù suàn tā shì xiōng shén è shà mǔ yè chā |
| [02:00.80] | kě shì wǒ hǎo xiàng |
| [02:04.30] | méi yǒu qián |
| [02:08.80] | shì shuí shuō méi qián jiù suàn diǎo sī |
| [02:12.89] | qǔ bú dào gū niáng zuò wǒ qī zǐ |
| [02:17.04] | shì shí jiù yīng gāi huì shì zhè gè yàng zi |
| [02:24.79] | shì shuí shuō méi qián jiù suàn diǎo sī |
| [02:28.90] | měi tiān jiù zhǐ néng chī pào cài zhà cài sī |
| [02:33.09] | qí shí wǒ ǒu ěr yě chī jiǎo zi |
| [02:40.62] | zài yǎo yī kǒu guā |
| [02:45.11] | wán wǒ de DOTA |
| [02:49.51] | kàn dào mén kǒu zǒu guò èr huā |
| [02:58.49] |
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