[00:00.46] | |
[00:03.95] | (这首歌送给所有一样和我不想减肥的人come on!let's go) |
[00:10.74] | 我暂时没想减肥 我没想减肥 |
[00:13.52] | 我只是看起来比以前稍微有点点肥 |
[00:16.37] | 我现在没想跑步 没想跑步 |
[00:19.25] | 我只是想对脂肪进行一点保护 |
[00:21.88] | 我暂时没想减肥 我没想减肥 |
[00:24.69] | 我只是看起来比以前稍微有点点肥 |
[00:27.83] | 我现在没想跑步 没想跑步 |
[00:30.32] | 我只是想对脂肪进行一点保护 |
[00:33.37] | 1. |
[00:33.67] | 夏天来丫都像是人间地狱 |
[00:36.12] | 字种日子你讲我们到底咋个继续 |
[00:38.61] | 讲减肥没得毅力 |
[00:39.86] | 肚子和脸泡都是脂肪在聚集 |
[00:42.80] | 啤酒肚是越来越有凝聚力 |
[00:44.60] | 出个门汗水是满脸密密麻麻 |
[00:47.34] | 沟腰捆个鞋带啊汗水是滴滴答答 |
[00:50.85] | 所以出门餐厅纸起码都要背几包 |
[00:53.24] | 没搞汗水流的线条 都有半米高 |
[00:55.94] | 去哪点都想有空调或风扇抵起吹 |
[00:58.92] | 没搞吃饭喝酒可能都要少搞几杯 |
[01:01.77] | 照个相要挺胸收腹才敢按快门键 |
[01:04.62] | 没搞肚子 在相片里面老爱呈现 |
[01:07.31] | 其实我勒肚子没大 也没小 |
[01:09.90] | 衣服也没少 |
[01:10.79] | 只是合身勒都是找没到 |
[01:12.80] | 我也没是讲没爱打扮没注重个人形象 |
[01:17.07] | 只是你们没了解肥子勒情况 |
[01:18.57] | ft |
[01:18.77] | 我暂时没想减肥 我没想减肥 |
[01:21.06] | 我只是看起来比以前稍微有点点肥 |
[01:24.35] | 我现在没想跑步 没想跑步 |
[01:26.68] | 我只是想对脂肪进行一点保护 |
[01:29.54] | 我暂时没想减肥 我没想减肥 |
[01:32.34] | 我只是看起来比以前稍微有点点肥 |
[01:35.42] | 我现在没想跑步 没想跑步 |
[01:37.87] | 我只是想对脂肪进行一点保护 |
[01:40.77] | 2. |
[01:41.17] | 闯到老友没打招呼还以为他装死~~ |
[01:43.85] | 他搞句么!!!我以为路过个莽子 |
[01:46.56] | 过个安检讲身份证和本人没一致 |
[01:49.50] | 我只想跟他讲字刚是2014 |
[01:52.04] | 没要看我照片啊帅气勒样子 |
[01:54.68] | 要考虑现在没是以前字港是个胖子 |
[01:57.58] | 想澄清记忆中曾经 我是真的瘦 |
[02:00.57] | 没恒心勒减肥脂肪都已成精 |
[02:03.24] | 曾经啊种身体是超级勒 能拼 勒运动神兵 哪像现在长得真的逗 |
[02:09.00] | 喊我减肥身边勒人基本上全部喊过 |
[02:11.85] | 我都是有点懒惰 |
[02:13.05] | 嘴巴又没管过 |
[02:14.69] | 没是讲啊酒啊 如啊 我没戒 |
[02:17.53] | 只是没得字些啊餐饭真的吃没去 |
[02:20.29] | 他们都讲人要能吃才算是福 |
[02:22.97] | 所以我勒菜单里面肯定全部都是肉 |
[02:26.34] | ft |
[02:26.59] | 我暂时没想减肥 我没想减肥 |
[02:29.05] | 我只是看起来比以前稍微有点点肥 |
[02:32.14] | 我现在没想跑步 没想跑步 |
[02:34.84] | 我只是想对脂肪进行一点保护 |
[02:37.39] | 我暂时没想减肥 我没想减肥 |
[02:40.27] | 我只是看起来比以前稍微有点点肥 |
[02:43.38] | 我现在没想跑步 没想跑步 |
[02:45.92] | 我只是想对脂肪进行一点保护 |
[02:48.70] | 3. |
[02:49.55] | 冬天出个门都算是残忍 |
[02:51.24] | 我一件T恤都搞定因为能抗拒寒冷 |
[02:54.48] | 啊风吹起来真嘞是寒风刺骨 |
[02:57.03] | 不过我都是没怕 因为全身是肉 |
[03:00.22] | 虽然讲腰杆肥得像个木桶桶 |
[03:03.17] | 不过一年四季我都敢 打光咚咚 |
[03:05.71] | 哪样一切都是命 肥要肥得有自信 |
[03:08.54] | 我都是要找个瘦勒对象睡咋奏 |
[03:11.45] | 字种两个人在一起才喊叫肥搭瘦 |
[03:13.94] | 一般像老人家都喜欢字种没骨感有肉感吃饭能吃五六碗健康的人 |
[03:19.72] | 字种才有福气像如意像招财的神 |
[03:22.85] | 所以讲当肥子有好 也有坏 |
[03:25.13] | 都像世界上它有恨 也会有爱 |
[03:28.05] | 如果能选择转当回瘦子我也想选 |
[03:31.27] | 不过现在我字个肥暂时是没想减 |
[03:33.93] | ft |
[03:34.24] | 我暂时没想减肥 我没想减肥 |
[03:36.75] | 我只是看起来比以前稍微有点点肥 |
[03:39.89] | 我现在没想跑步 没想跑步 |
[03:42.34] | 我只是想对脂肪进行一点保护 |
[03:45.28] | 我暂时没想减肥 我没想减肥 |
[03:48.01] | 我只是看起来比以前稍微有点点肥 |
[03:51.20] | 我现在没想跑步 没想跑步 |
[03:53.60] | 我只是想对脂肪进行一点保护 |
[00:00.46] | |
[00:03.95] | zhe shou ge song gei suo you yi yang he wo bu xiang jian fei de ren come on! let' s go |
[00:10.74] | wo zan shi mei xiang jian fei wo mei xiang jian fei |
[00:13.52] | wo zhi shi kan qi lai bi yi qian shao wei you dian dian fei |
[00:16.37] | wo xian zai mei xiang pao bu mei xiang pao bu |
[00:19.25] | wo zhi shi xiang dui zhi fang jin xing yi dian bao hu |
[00:21.88] | wo zan shi mei xiang jian fei wo mei xiang jian fei |
[00:24.69] | wo zhi shi kan qi lai bi yi qian shao wei you dian dian fei |
[00:27.83] | wo xian zai mei xiang pao bu mei xiang pao bu |
[00:30.32] | wo zhi shi xiang dui zhi fang jin xing yi dian bao hu |
[00:33.37] | 1. |
[00:33.67] | xia tian lai ya dou xiang shi ren jian di yu |
[00:36.12] | zi zhong ri zi ni jiang wo men dao di za ge ji xu |
[00:38.61] | jiang jian fei mei de yi li |
[00:39.86] | du zi he lian pao dou shi zhi fang zai ju ji |
[00:42.80] | pi jiu du shi yue lai yue you ning ju li |
[00:44.60] | chu ge men han shui shi man lian mi mi ma m |
[00:47.34] | gou yao kun ge xie dai a han shui shi di di da da |
[00:50.85] | suo yi chu men can ting zhi qi ma dou yao bei ji bao |
[00:53.24] | mei gao han shui liu de xian tiao dou you ban mi gao |
[00:55.94] | qu na dian dou xiang you kong diao huo feng shan di qi chui |
[00:58.92] | mei gao chi fan he jiu ke neng dou yao shao gao ji bei |
[01:01.77] | zhao ge xiang yao ting xiong shou fu cai gan an kuai men jian |
[01:04.62] | mei gao du zi zai xiang pian li mian lao ai cheng xian |
[01:07.31] | qi shi wo lei du zi mei da ye mei xiao |
[01:09.90] | yi fu ye mei shao |
[01:10.79] | zhi shi he shen lei dou shi zhao mei dao |
[01:12.80] | wo ye mei shi jiang mei ai da ban mei zhu zhong ge ren xing xiang |
[01:17.07] | zhi shi ni men mei liao jie fei zi lei qing kuang |
[01:18.57] | ft |
[01:18.77] | wo zan shi mei xiang jian fei wo mei xiang jian fei |
[01:21.06] | wo zhi shi kan qi lai bi yi qian shao wei you dian dian fei |
[01:24.35] | wo xian zai mei xiang pao bu mei xiang pao bu |
[01:26.68] | wo zhi shi xiang dui zhi fang jin xing yi dian bao hu |
[01:29.54] | wo zan shi mei xiang jian fei wo mei xiang jian fei |
[01:32.34] | wo zhi shi kan qi lai bi yi qian shao wei you dian dian fei |
[01:35.42] | wo xian zai mei xiang pao bu mei xiang pao bu |
[01:37.87] | wo zhi shi xiang dui zhi fang jin xing yi dian bao hu |
[01:40.77] | 2. |
[01:41.17] | chuang dao lao you mei da zhao hu hai yi wei ta zhuang si |
[01:43.85] | ta gao ju me!!! wo yi wei lu guo ge mang zi |
[01:46.56] | guo ge an jian jiang shen fen zheng he ben ren mei yi zhi |
[01:49.50] | wo zhi xiang gen ta jiang zi gang shi 2014 |
[01:52.04] | mei yao kan wo zhao pian a shuai qi lei yang zi |
[01:54.68] | yao kao lv xian zai mei shi yi qian zi gang shi ge pang zi |
[01:57.58] | xiang cheng qing ji yi zhong ceng jing wo shi zhen de shou |
[02:00.57] | mei heng xin lei jian fei zhi fang dou yi cheng jing |
[02:03.24] | ceng jing a zhong shen ti shi chao ji lei neng pin lei yun dong shen bing na xiang xian zai zhang de zhen de dou |
[02:09.00] | han wo jian fei shen bian lei ren ji ben shang quan bu han guo |
[02:11.85] | wo dou shi you dian lan duo |
[02:13.05] | zui ba you mei guan guo |
[02:14.69] | mei shi jiang a jiu a ru a wo mei jie |
[02:17.53] | zhi shi mei de zi xie a can fan zhen de chi mei qu |
[02:20.29] | ta men dou jiang ren yao neng chi cai suan shi fu |
[02:22.97] | suo yi wo lei cai dan li mian ken ding quan bu dou shi rou |
[02:26.34] | ft |
[02:26.59] | wo zan shi mei xiang jian fei wo mei xiang jian fei |
[02:29.05] | wo zhi shi kan qi lai bi yi qian shao wei you dian dian fei |
[02:32.14] | wo xian zai mei xiang pao bu mei xiang pao bu |
[02:34.84] | wo zhi shi xiang dui zhi fang jin xing yi dian bao hu |
[02:37.39] | wo zan shi mei xiang jian fei wo mei xiang jian fei |
[02:40.27] | wo zhi shi kan qi lai bi yi qian shao wei you dian dian fei |
[02:43.38] | wo xian zai mei xiang pao bu mei xiang pao bu |
[02:45.92] | wo zhi shi xiang dui zhi fang jin xing yi dian bao hu |
[02:48.70] | 3. |
[02:49.55] | dong tian chu ge men dou suan shi can ren |
[02:51.24] | wo yi jian T xu dou gao ding yin wei neng kang ju han leng |
[02:54.48] | a feng chui qi lai zhen lei shi han feng ci gu |
[02:57.03] | bu guo wo dou shi mei pa yin wei quan shen shi rou |
[03:00.22] | sui ran jiang yao gan fei de xiang ge mu tong tong |
[03:03.17] | bu guo yi nian si ji wo dou gan da guang dong dong |
[03:05.71] | na yang yi qie dou shi ming fei yao fei de you zi xin |
[03:08.54] | wo dou shi yao zhao ge shou lei dui xiang shui za zou |
[03:11.45] | zi zhong liang ge ren zai yi qi cai han jiao fei da shou |
[03:13.94] | yi ban xiang lao ren jia dou xi huan zi zhong mei gu gan you rou gan chi fan neng chi wu liu wan jian kang de ren |
[03:19.72] | zi zhong cai you fu qi xiang ru yi xiang zhao cai de shen |
[03:22.85] | suo yi jiang dang fei zi you hao ye you huai |
[03:25.13] | dou xiang shi jie shang ta you hen ye hui you ai |
[03:28.05] | ru guo neng xuan ze zhuan dang hui shou zi wo ye xiang xuan |
[03:31.27] | bu guo xian zai wo zi ge fei zan shi shi mei xiang jian |
[03:33.93] | ft |
[03:34.24] | wo zan shi mei xiang jian fei wo mei xiang jian fei |
[03:36.75] | wo zhi shi kan qi lai bi yi qian shao wei you dian dian fei |
[03:39.89] | wo xian zai mei xiang pao bu mei xiang pao bu |
[03:42.34] | wo zhi shi xiang dui zhi fang jin xing yi dian bao hu |
[03:45.28] | wo zan shi mei xiang jian fei wo mei xiang jian fei |
[03:48.01] | wo zhi shi kan qi lai bi yi qian shao wei you dian dian fei |
[03:51.20] | wo xian zai mei xiang pao bu mei xiang pao bu |
[03:53.60] | wo zhi shi xiang dui zhi fang jin xing yi dian bao hu |
[00:00.46] | |
[00:03.95] | zhè shǒu gē sòng gěi suǒ yǒu yí yàng hé wǒ bù xiǎng jiǎn féi de rén come on! let' s go |
[00:10.74] | wǒ zàn shí méi xiǎng jiǎn féi wǒ méi xiǎng jiǎn féi |
[00:13.52] | wǒ zhǐ shì kàn qǐ lái bǐ yǐ qián shāo wēi yǒu diǎn diǎn féi |
[00:16.37] | wǒ xiàn zài méi xiǎng pǎo bù méi xiǎng pǎo bù |
[00:19.25] | wǒ zhǐ shì xiǎng duì zhī fáng jìn xíng yì diǎn bǎo hù |
[00:21.88] | wǒ zàn shí méi xiǎng jiǎn féi wǒ méi xiǎng jiǎn féi |
[00:24.69] | wǒ zhǐ shì kàn qǐ lái bǐ yǐ qián shāo wēi yǒu diǎn diǎn féi |
[00:27.83] | wǒ xiàn zài méi xiǎng pǎo bù méi xiǎng pǎo bù |
[00:30.32] | wǒ zhǐ shì xiǎng duì zhī fáng jìn xíng yì diǎn bǎo hù |
[00:33.37] | 1. |
[00:33.67] | xià tiān lái yā dōu xiàng shì rén jiān dì yù |
[00:36.12] | zì zhǒng rì zi nǐ jiǎng wǒ men dào dǐ zǎ gè jì xù |
[00:38.61] | jiǎng jiǎn féi méi de yì lì |
[00:39.86] | dǔ zi hé liǎn pào dōu shì zhī fáng zài jù jí |
[00:42.80] | pí jiǔ dù shì yuè lái yuè yǒu níng jù lì |
[00:44.60] | chū gè mén hàn shuǐ shì mǎn liǎn mì mì mā m |
[00:47.34] | gōu yāo kǔn gè xié dài a hàn shuǐ shì dī dī dā dā |
[00:50.85] | suǒ yǐ chū mén cān tīng zhǐ qǐ mǎ dōu yào bèi jǐ bāo |
[00:53.24] | méi gǎo hàn shuǐ liú de xiàn tiáo dōu yǒu bàn mǐ gāo |
[00:55.94] | qù nǎ diǎn dōu xiǎng yǒu kòng diào huò fēng shàn dǐ qǐ chuī |
[00:58.92] | méi gǎo chī fàn hē jiǔ kě néng dōu yào shǎo gǎo jǐ bēi |
[01:01.77] | zhào gè xiāng yào tǐng xiōng shōu fù cái gǎn àn kuài mén jiàn |
[01:04.62] | méi gǎo dǔ zi zài xiàng piān lǐ miàn lǎo ài chéng xiàn |
[01:07.31] | qí shí wǒ lēi dǔ zi méi dà yě méi xiǎo |
[01:09.90] | yī fú yě méi shǎo |
[01:10.79] | zhǐ shì hé shēn lēi dōu shì zhǎo méi dào |
[01:12.80] | wǒ yě méi shì jiǎng méi ài dǎ bàn méi zhù zhòng gè rén xíng xiàng |
[01:17.07] | zhǐ shì nǐ men méi liǎo jiě féi zi lēi qíng kuàng |
[01:18.57] | ft |
[01:18.77] | wǒ zàn shí méi xiǎng jiǎn féi wǒ méi xiǎng jiǎn féi |
[01:21.06] | wǒ zhǐ shì kàn qǐ lái bǐ yǐ qián shāo wēi yǒu diǎn diǎn féi |
[01:24.35] | wǒ xiàn zài méi xiǎng pǎo bù méi xiǎng pǎo bù |
[01:26.68] | wǒ zhǐ shì xiǎng duì zhī fáng jìn xíng yì diǎn bǎo hù |
[01:29.54] | wǒ zàn shí méi xiǎng jiǎn féi wǒ méi xiǎng jiǎn féi |
[01:32.34] | wǒ zhǐ shì kàn qǐ lái bǐ yǐ qián shāo wēi yǒu diǎn diǎn féi |
[01:35.42] | wǒ xiàn zài méi xiǎng pǎo bù méi xiǎng pǎo bù |
[01:37.87] | wǒ zhǐ shì xiǎng duì zhī fáng jìn xíng yì diǎn bǎo hù |
[01:40.77] | 2. |
[01:41.17] | chuǎng dào lǎo yǒu méi dǎ zhāo hū hái yǐ wéi tā zhuāng sǐ |
[01:43.85] | tā gǎo jù me!!! wǒ yǐ wéi lù guò gè mǎng zi |
[01:46.56] | guò gè ān jiǎn jiǎng shēn fèn zhèng hé běn rén méi yī zhì |
[01:49.50] | wǒ zhǐ xiǎng gēn tā jiǎng zì gāng shì 2014 |
[01:52.04] | méi yào kàn wǒ zhào piān a shuài qì lēi yàng zi |
[01:54.68] | yào kǎo lǜ xiàn zài méi shì yǐ qián zì gǎng shì gè pàng zi |
[01:57.58] | xiǎng chéng qīng jì yì zhōng céng jīng wǒ shì zhēn de shòu |
[02:00.57] | méi héng xīn lēi jiǎn féi zhī fáng dōu yǐ chéng jīng |
[02:03.24] | céng jīng a zhǒng shēn tǐ shì chāo jí lēi néng pīn lēi yùn dòng shén bīng nǎ xiàng xiàn zài zhǎng de zhēn de dòu |
[02:09.00] | hǎn wǒ jiǎn féi shēn biān lēi rén jī běn shàng quán bù hǎn guò |
[02:11.85] | wǒ dōu shì yǒu diǎn lǎn duò |
[02:13.05] | zuǐ bā yòu méi guǎn guò |
[02:14.69] | méi shì jiǎng a jiǔ a rú a wǒ méi jiè |
[02:17.53] | zhǐ shì méi de zì xiē a cān fàn zhēn de chī méi qù |
[02:20.29] | tā men dōu jiǎng rén yào néng chī cái suàn shì fú |
[02:22.97] | suǒ yǐ wǒ lēi cài dān lǐ miàn kěn dìng quán bù dōu shì ròu |
[02:26.34] | ft |
[02:26.59] | wǒ zàn shí méi xiǎng jiǎn féi wǒ méi xiǎng jiǎn féi |
[02:29.05] | wǒ zhǐ shì kàn qǐ lái bǐ yǐ qián shāo wēi yǒu diǎn diǎn féi |
[02:32.14] | wǒ xiàn zài méi xiǎng pǎo bù méi xiǎng pǎo bù |
[02:34.84] | wǒ zhǐ shì xiǎng duì zhī fáng jìn xíng yì diǎn bǎo hù |
[02:37.39] | wǒ zàn shí méi xiǎng jiǎn féi wǒ méi xiǎng jiǎn féi |
[02:40.27] | wǒ zhǐ shì kàn qǐ lái bǐ yǐ qián shāo wēi yǒu diǎn diǎn féi |
[02:43.38] | wǒ xiàn zài méi xiǎng pǎo bù méi xiǎng pǎo bù |
[02:45.92] | wǒ zhǐ shì xiǎng duì zhī fáng jìn xíng yì diǎn bǎo hù |
[02:48.70] | 3. |
[02:49.55] | dōng tiān chū gè mén dōu suàn shì cán rěn |
[02:51.24] | wǒ yī jiàn T xù dōu gǎo dìng yīn wèi néng kàng jù hán lěng |
[02:54.48] | a fēng chuī qǐ lái zhēn lei shì hán fēng cì gǔ |
[02:57.03] | bù guò wǒ dōu shì méi pà yīn wèi quán shēn shì ròu |
[03:00.22] | suī rán jiǎng yāo gǎn féi dé xiàng gè mù tǒng tǒng |
[03:03.17] | bù guò yì nián sì jì wǒ dōu gǎn dǎ guāng dōng dōng |
[03:05.71] | nǎ yàng yī qiè dōu shì mìng féi yào féi dé yǒu zì xìn |
[03:08.54] | wǒ dōu shì yào zhǎo gè shòu lēi duì xiàng shuì zǎ zòu |
[03:11.45] | zì zhǒng liǎng gè rén zài yì qǐ cái hǎn jiào féi dā shòu |
[03:13.94] | yì bān xiàng lǎo rén jiā dōu xǐ huān zì zhǒng méi gǔ gǎn yǒu ròu gǎn chī fàn néng chī wǔ liù wǎn jiàn kāng de rén |
[03:19.72] | zì zhǒng cái yǒu fú qì xiàng rú yì xiàng zhāo cái de shén |
[03:22.85] | suǒ yǐ jiǎng dāng féi zi yǒu hǎo yě yǒu huài |
[03:25.13] | dōu xiàng shì jiè shang tā yǒu hèn yě huì yǒu ài |
[03:28.05] | rú guǒ néng xuǎn zé zhuǎn dāng huí shòu zǐ wǒ yě xiǎng xuǎn |
[03:31.27] | bù guò xiàn zài wǒ zì gè féi zàn shí shì méi xiǎng jiǎn |
[03:33.93] | ft |
[03:34.24] | wǒ zàn shí méi xiǎng jiǎn féi wǒ méi xiǎng jiǎn féi |
[03:36.75] | wǒ zhǐ shì kàn qǐ lái bǐ yǐ qián shāo wēi yǒu diǎn diǎn féi |
[03:39.89] | wǒ xiàn zài méi xiǎng pǎo bù méi xiǎng pǎo bù |
[03:42.34] | wǒ zhǐ shì xiǎng duì zhī fáng jìn xíng yì diǎn bǎo hù |
[03:45.28] | wǒ zàn shí méi xiǎng jiǎn féi wǒ méi xiǎng jiǎn féi |
[03:48.01] | wǒ zhǐ shì kàn qǐ lái bǐ yǐ qián shāo wēi yǒu diǎn diǎn féi |
[03:51.20] | wǒ xiàn zài méi xiǎng pǎo bù méi xiǎng pǎo bù |
[03:53.60] | wǒ zhǐ shì xiǎng duì zhī fáng jìn xíng yì diǎn bǎo hù |