Uncle Bernie's Farm Lyrics
| Song | Uncle Bernie's Farm |
| Artist | Frank Zappa |
| Artist | Mothers of Invention |
| Album | Absolutely Free |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作词 : Zappa | |
| Ray collins (vocals) | |
| Jimmy carl black (drums) | |
| Billy mundi (drums) | |
| Roy estrada (bass) | |
| Don preston (keyboards) | |
| Bunk gardner (woodwinds) | |
| Motorhead sherwood (soprano, baritone saxophone) | |
| (i'm dreaming...) | |
| There's a bomb to blow yo mommy up, | |
| A bomb for yo daddy too! (ouch!) | |
| A baby doll that burps 'n pees; | |
| A case of airplane glue! | |
| There's a hungry plastic troll, | |
| To scarf yo buddy's arm! | |
| There's a box of ugly plastic things marked: | |
| "uncle bernie's farm" | |
| There's a little plastic 'congress' | |
| There's a 'nation' you can buy! | |
| There's a doll that looks like mommy | |
| (she'll do anything but cry) (yes, sir) | |
| There's a doll that looks like daddy | |
| (he's a funny little man... | |
| Push a button 'n ask fo money: | |
| There's a dollar in his hand!) (check his wallet) | |
| We gotta send sanny claus back to de rescue mission! | |
| Christmas don't make it no more! | |
| Don'tcha know that murder an' destruction | |
| Scream de toys in every store! (i think this is sold in new york) | |
| There's a man who runs the country | |
| There's a man who tried to think | |
| And they're all made out of plastic | |
| (when they melt, they start to stink) | |
| There's a book with smiling children, | |
| Nearly dead with christmas joys | |
| And smiling in his office | |
| Is the creep who makes 'the toys' | |
| (they got this car, when it hits the wall, you can see the guy dying | |
| You got little plastic pools of blood | |
| Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho (i'm dreaming...) | |
| ...intestines...you can see right into his stomach... | |
| There's this other thing, i... | |
| I got bombs, i got rockets, i got a, i got a stillson wrench | |
| And comes with a tape recorder... | |
| I got plastic brass knuckles | |
| With sound effects | |
| We got a '39 chevy... |
| zuo ci : Zappa | |
| Ray collins vocals | |
| Jimmy carl black drums | |
| Billy mundi drums | |
| Roy estrada bass | |
| Don preston keyboards | |
| Bunk gardner woodwinds | |
| Motorhead sherwood soprano, baritone saxophone | |
| i' m dreaming... | |
| There' s a bomb to blow yo mommy up, | |
| A bomb for yo daddy too! ouch! | |
| A baby doll that burps ' n pees | |
| A case of airplane glue! | |
| There' s a hungry plastic troll, | |
| To scarf yo buddy' s arm! | |
| There' s a box of ugly plastic things marked: | |
| " uncle bernie' s farm" | |
| There' s a little plastic ' congress' | |
| There' s a ' nation' you can buy! | |
| There' s a doll that looks like mommy | |
| she' ll do anything but cry yes, sir | |
| There' s a doll that looks like daddy | |
| he' s a funny little man... | |
| Push a button ' n ask fo money: | |
| There' s a dollar in his hand! check his wallet | |
| We gotta send sanny claus back to de rescue mission! | |
| Christmas don' t make it no more! | |
| Don' tcha know that murder an' destruction | |
| Scream de toys in every store! i think this is sold in new york | |
| There' s a man who runs the country | |
| There' s a man who tried to think | |
| And they' re all made out of plastic | |
| when they melt, they start to stink | |
| There' s a book with smiling children, | |
| Nearly dead with christmas joys | |
| And smiling in his office | |
| Is the creep who makes ' the toys' | |
| they got this car, when it hits the wall, you can see the guy dying | |
| You got little plastic pools of blood | |
| Hohohohoho i' m dreaming... | |
| ... intestines... you can see right into his stomach... | |
| There' s this other thing, i... | |
| I got bombs, i got rockets, i got a, i got a stillson wrench | |
| And comes with a tape recorder... | |
| I got plastic brass knuckles | |
| With sound effects | |
| We got a ' 39 chevy... |
| zuò cí : Zappa | |
| Ray collins vocals | |
| Jimmy carl black drums | |
| Billy mundi drums | |
| Roy estrada bass | |
| Don preston keyboards | |
| Bunk gardner woodwinds | |
| Motorhead sherwood soprano, baritone saxophone | |
| i' m dreaming... | |
| There' s a bomb to blow yo mommy up, | |
| A bomb for yo daddy too! ouch! | |
| A baby doll that burps ' n pees | |
| A case of airplane glue! | |
| There' s a hungry plastic troll, | |
| To scarf yo buddy' s arm! | |
| There' s a box of ugly plastic things marked: | |
| " uncle bernie' s farm" | |
| There' s a little plastic ' congress' | |
| There' s a ' nation' you can buy! | |
| There' s a doll that looks like mommy | |
| she' ll do anything but cry yes, sir | |
| There' s a doll that looks like daddy | |
| he' s a funny little man... | |
| Push a button ' n ask fo money: | |
| There' s a dollar in his hand! check his wallet | |
| We gotta send sanny claus back to de rescue mission! | |
| Christmas don' t make it no more! | |
| Don' tcha know that murder an' destruction | |
| Scream de toys in every store! i think this is sold in new york | |
| There' s a man who runs the country | |
| There' s a man who tried to think | |
| And they' re all made out of plastic | |
| when they melt, they start to stink | |
| There' s a book with smiling children, | |
| Nearly dead with christmas joys | |
| And smiling in his office | |
| Is the creep who makes ' the toys' | |
| they got this car, when it hits the wall, you can see the guy dying | |
| You got little plastic pools of blood | |
| Hohohohoho i' m dreaming... | |
| ... intestines... you can see right into his stomach... | |
| There' s this other thing, i... | |
| I got bombs, i got rockets, i got a, i got a stillson wrench | |
| And comes with a tape recorder... | |
| I got plastic brass knuckles | |
| With sound effects | |
| We got a ' 39 chevy... |
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