| [02:44.05] | 词：凌橘绿&佐小允 |
| [02:44.40] | 曲：霹雳英雄 |
| [00:01.11] | 所谓 前不见菊花 后不见黄瓜 |
| [00:03.12] | 念H悠悠，独怆然涕下 |
| [00:04.66] | 可怜我 无人问津 |
| [00:06.36] | 冷床冻被 独自过“春宵” |
| [00:08.36] | 天下之大 何处去采花 |
| [00:08.55] | 见受就压 将衣扒 |
| [00:10.75] | 哎哟哟 我的妈呀 |
| [00:13.19] | 却被揍了满头包 |
| [00:15.31] | 后院墙头 瓜藤慢慢绕 |
| [00:18.76] | 抬头遥望，院里菊香飘 |
| [00:22.33] | YD笑 不知能否勾引到 |
| [00:25.90] | 贞操的困扰 难耐的春宵 光棍的烦恼 怎样解决掉 |
| [00:29.43] | 天将降总受於大攻也 |
| [00:33.09] | B其心志 T其筋骨 |
| [00:36.50] | Y其体肤 D乏其身 |
| [00:39.91] | 行禽兽其为 曾益其压倒之能 |
| [00:43.63] | 所谓 耽美建王朝 穿越了才好 |
| [00:45.37] | 魔域才美妙 JQ四处冒 |
| [00:48.14] | 鬼畜笑 变装嗜好 |
| [00:48.95] | 魔域和YD才王道 |
| [00:51.24] | 欲火焚身 无处好喧嚣 |
| [00:54.34] | 投身GV片 做猛男1号 |
| [00:54.75] | 小爷我，也赶赶时髦 |
| [00:56.08] | 镜头里鸳鸳相抱 |
| [00:58.48] | 问遍天下，谁能比我好？ |
| [01:01.38] | 左拥右抱，美受多妖娆？ |
| [01:05.05] | 鼻血冒 真是太糟糕 |
| [01:08.14] | 动心却忍性 DIY火急火了 |
| [01:11.88] | 一攻：所谓三受行 必有我受焉，可什么时候才能看到没主的三受而行呢？ |
| [01:20.22] | 二攻：所谓QJ易躲,YY难防，我虽无受可压，却有万受YY！ |
| [01:26.16] | 三攻：所谓男之初，受本多。如今却是一受N攻都没我位置！ |
| [01:30.15] | 四攻：所谓攻无不克，是该考虑压攻为受的时候了，虽然会有点累！ |
| [01:34.37] | 五攻：所谓当受则受，既然无人可攻，干脆被攻算了！只怕将来做受都没人要！ |
| [01:49.58] | 幻想美妙 挂淫笑 Y虫进大脑 |
| [01:50.51] | 深入浅出 晶莹无瑕 裸受身娇 |
| [01:54.47] | 若紧窒如花 任谁停下 都暗自牙咬 |
| [01:58.60] | 攻六：为受消得攻比菊花瘦，看来只有做弱攻的份了！ |
| [02:06.06] | 攻七：T之以情 X至非礼，说不定能JQ个合心合身的！ |
| [02:10.62] | 攻八：为X福之崛起而QJ，只要不被打死，就QJ到底！ |
| [02:17.04] | 黄瓜寂寥 摸摸泪 光棍一条 |
| [02:20.46] | 苦不堪言 为此烦恼 十一月十一号 |
| [02:24.75] | 偷藏媚药 无处可用 愁云笼罩 |
| [02:27.96] | 没钱没貌 身材没料 独自悬梁上吊 |
| [02:31.93] | 月华如皎 有攻猫 喵喵乱叫 |
| [02:34.97] | 隔壁声娇 夜多难熬 光棍才知道 |
| [02:48.70] | 前不见菊花 后不见黄瓜 |
| [02:49.45] | 念H悠悠，独怆然涕下 |
| [02:49.76] | 可怜我 无人问津 |
| [02:51.77] | 冷床冻被 独自过“春宵” |
| [02:53.53] | 天下之大 何处去采花 |
| [02:54.83] | 见受就压 将衣扒 |
| [02:56.53] | 哎哟哟 我的妈呀 |
| [02:58.35] | 却被揍了满头包 |
| [03:00.64] | 天将降总受於大攻也 |
| [03:03.74] | B其心志 T其筋骨 |
| [03:07.43] | Y其体肤 D乏其身 |
| [03:12.89] | 行禽兽其为 曾益其压倒之能 |
| [03:14.39] | 耽美建王朝 穿越了才好 |
| [03:17.42] | 魔域才美妙 JQ四处冒 |
| [03:18.33] | 鬼畜笑 变装嗜好 |
| [03:19.47] | 魔域和YD才王道 |
| [03:21.93] | 欲火焚身 无处好喧嚣 |
| [03:24.05] | 梦中弱受，啥时候来到 |
| [03:24.57] | 期待着美好，鸳鸳戏水闹 |
| [03:28.80] | 为什么要有11月11日明显是单身小攻的棍子节呢？！唉 |
| [02:44.05] | ci: ling ju lv zuo xiao yun |
| [02:44.40] | qu: pi li ying xiong |
| [00:01.11] | suo wei qian bu jian ju hua hou bu jian huang gua |
| [00:03.12] | nian H you you, du chuang ran ti xia |
| [00:04.66] | ke lian wo wu ren wen jin |
| [00:06.36] | leng chuang dong bei du zi guo" chun xiao" |
| [00:08.36] | tian xia zhi da he chu qu cai hua |
| [00:08.55] | jian shou jiu ya jiang yi ba |
| [00:10.75] | ai yo yo wo de ma ya |
| [00:13.19] | que bei zou le man tou bao |
| [00:15.31] | hou yuan qiang tou gua teng man man rao |
| [00:18.76] | tai tou yao wang, yuan li ju xiang piao |
| [00:22.33] | YD xiao bu zhi neng fou gou yin dao |
| [00:25.90] | zhen cao de kun rao nan nai de chun xiao guang gun de fan nao zen yang jie jue diao |
| [00:29.43] | tian jiang jiang zong shou yu da gong ye |
| [00:33.09] | B qi xin zhi T qi jin gu |
| [00:36.50] | Y qi ti fu D fa qi shen |
| [00:39.91] | xing qin shou qi wei ceng yi qi ya dao zhi neng |
| [00:43.63] | suo wei dan mei jian wang chao chuan yue le cai hao |
| [00:45.37] | mo yu cai mei miao JQ si chu mao |
| [00:48.14] | gui chu xiao bian zhuang shi hao |
| [00:48.95] | mo yu he YD cai wang dao |
| [00:51.24] | yu huo fen shen wu chu hao xuan xiao |
| [00:54.34] | tou shen GV pian zuo meng nan 1 hao |
| [00:54.75] | xiao ye wo, ye gan gan shi mao |
| [00:56.08] | jing tou li yuan yuan xiang bao |
| [00:58.48] | wen bian tian xia, shui neng bi wo hao? |
| [01:01.38] | zuo yong you bao, mei shou duo yao rao? |
| [01:05.05] | bi xie mao zhen shi tai zao gao |
| [01:08.14] | dong xin que ren xing DIY huo ji huo le |
| [01:11.88] | yi gong: suo wei san shou xing bi you wo shou yan, ke shen me shi hou cai neng kan dao mei zhu de san shou er xing ne? |
| [01:20.22] | er gong: suo wei QJ yi duo, YY nan fang, wo sui wu shou ke ya, que you wan shou YY! |
| [01:26.16] | san gong: suo wei nan zhi chu, shou ben duo. ru jin que shi yi shou N gong dou mei wo wei zhi! |
| [01:30.15] | si gong: suo wei gong wu bu ke, shi gai kao lv ya gong wei shou de shi hou le, sui ran hui you dian lei! |
| [01:34.37] | wu gong: suo wei dang shou ze shou, ji ran wu ren ke gong, gan cui bei gong suan le! zhi pa jiang lai zuo shou dou mei ren yao! |
| [01:49.58] | huan xiang mei miao gua yin xiao Y chong jin da nao |
| [01:50.51] | shen ru qian chu jing ying wu xia luo shou shen jiao |
| [01:54.47] | ruo jin zhi ru hua ren shui ting xia dou an zi ya yao |
| [01:58.60] | gong liu: wei shou xiao de gong bi ju hua shou, kan lai zhi you zuo ruo gong de fen le! |
| [02:06.06] | gong qi: T zhi yi qing X zhi fei li, shuo bu ding neng JQ ge he xin he shen de! |
| [02:10.62] | gong ba: wei X fu zhi jue qi er QJ, zhi yao bu bei da si, jiu QJ dao di! |
| [02:17.04] | huang gua ji liao mo mo lei guang gun yi tiao |
| [02:20.46] | ku bu kan yan wei ci fan nao shi yi yue shi yi hao |
| [02:24.75] | tou cang mei yao wu chu ke yong chou yun long zhao |
| [02:27.96] | mei qian mei mao shen cai mei liao du zi xuan liang shang diao |
| [02:31.93] | yue hua ru jiao you gong mao miao miao luan jiao |
| [02:34.97] | ge bi sheng jiao ye duo nan ao guang gun cai zhi dao |
| [02:48.70] | qian bu jian ju hua hou bu jian huang gua |
| [02:49.45] | nian H you you, du chuang ran ti xia |
| [02:49.76] | ke lian wo wu ren wen jin |
| [02:51.77] | leng chuang dong bei du zi guo" chun xiao" |
| [02:53.53] | tian xia zhi da he chu qu cai hua |
| [02:54.83] | jian shou jiu ya jiang yi ba |
| [02:56.53] | ai yo yo wo de ma ya |
| [02:58.35] | que bei zou le man tou bao |
| [03:00.64] | tian jiang jiang zong shou yu da gong ye |
| [03:03.74] | B qi xin zhi T qi jin gu |
| [03:07.43] | Y qi ti fu D fa qi shen |
| [03:12.89] | xing qin shou qi wei ceng yi qi ya dao zhi neng |
| [03:14.39] | dan mei jian wang chao chuan yue le cai hao |
| [03:17.42] | mo yu cai mei miao JQ si chu mao |
| [03:18.33] | gui chu xiao bian zhuang shi hao |
| [03:19.47] | mo yu he YD cai wang dao |
| [03:21.93] | yu huo fen shen wu chu hao xuan xiao |
| [03:24.05] | meng zhong ruo shou, sha shi hou lai dao |
| [03:24.57] | qi dai zhe mei hao, yuan yuan xi shui nao |
| [03:28.80] | wei shi me yao you 11 yue 11 ri ming xian shi dan shen xiao gong de gun zi jie ne?! ai |
| [02:44.05] | cí: líng jú lǜ zuǒ xiǎo yǔn |
| [02:44.40] | qū: pī lì yīng xióng |
| [00:01.11] | suǒ wèi qián bú jiàn jú huā hòu bú jiàn huáng guā |
| [00:03.12] | niàn H yōu yōu, dú chuàng rán tì xià |
| [00:04.66] | kě lián wǒ wú rén wèn jīn |
| [00:06.36] | lěng chuáng dòng bèi dú zì guò" chūn xiāo" |
| [00:08.36] | tiān xià zhī dà hé chǔ qù cǎi huā |
| [00:08.55] | jiàn shòu jiù yā jiāng yī bā |
| [00:10.75] | āi yō yō wǒ de mā ya |
| [00:13.19] | què bèi zòu le mǎn tóu bāo |
| [00:15.31] | hòu yuàn qiáng tóu guā téng màn màn rào |
| [00:18.76] | tái tóu yáo wàng, yuàn lǐ jú xiāng piāo |
| [00:22.33] | YD xiào bù zhī néng fǒu gōu yǐn dào |
| [00:25.90] | zhēn cāo de kùn rǎo nán nài de chūn xiāo guāng gùn de fán nǎo zěn yàng jiě jué diào |
| [00:29.43] | tiān jiàng jiàng zǒng shòu yú dà gōng yě |
| [00:33.09] | B qí xīn zhì T qí jīn gǔ |
| [00:36.50] | Y qí tǐ fū D fá qí shēn |
| [00:39.91] | xíng qín shòu qí wèi céng yì qí yā dǎo zhī néng |
| [00:43.63] | suǒ wèi dān měi jiàn wáng cháo chuān yuè le cái hǎo |
| [00:45.37] | mó yù cái měi miào JQ sì chù mào |
| [00:48.14] | guǐ chù xiào biàn zhuāng shì hào |
| [00:48.95] | mó yù hé YD cái wáng dào |
| [00:51.24] | yù huǒ fén shēn wú chǔ hǎo xuān xiāo |
| [00:54.34] | tóu shēn GV piàn zuò měng nán 1 hào |
| [00:54.75] | xiǎo yé wǒ, yě gǎn gǎn shí máo |
| [00:56.08] | jìng tóu lǐ yuān yuān xiāng bào |
| [00:58.48] | wèn biàn tiān xià, shuí néng bǐ wǒ hǎo? |
| [01:01.38] | zuǒ yōng yòu bào, měi shòu duō yāo ráo? |
| [01:05.05] | bí xiě mào zhēn shì tài zāo gāo |
| [01:08.14] | dòng xīn què rěn xìng DIY huǒ jí huǒ le |
| [01:11.88] | yī gōng: suǒ wèi sān shòu xíng bì yǒu wǒ shòu yān, kě shén me shí hòu cái néng kàn dào méi zhǔ de sān shòu ér xíng ne? |
| [01:20.22] | èr gōng: suǒ wèi QJ yì duǒ, YY nán fáng, wǒ suī wú shòu kě yā, què yǒu wàn shòu YY! |
| [01:26.16] | sān gōng: suǒ wèi nán zhī chū, shòu běn duō. rú jīn què shì yī shòu N gōng dōu méi wǒ wèi zhì! |
| [01:30.15] | sì gōng: suǒ wèi gōng wú bù kè, shì gāi kǎo lǜ yā gōng wèi shòu de shí hòu le, suī rán huì yǒu diǎn lèi! |
| [01:34.37] | wǔ gōng: suǒ wèi dāng shòu zé shòu, jì rán wú rén kě gōng, gān cuì bèi gōng suàn le! zhǐ pà jiāng lái zuò shòu dōu méi rén yào! |
| [01:49.58] | huàn xiǎng měi miào guà yín xiào Y chóng jìn dà nǎo |
| [01:50.51] | shēn rù qiǎn chū jīng yíng wú xiá luǒ shòu shēn jiāo |
| [01:54.47] | ruò jǐn zhì rú huā rèn shuí tíng xià dōu àn zì yá yǎo |
| [01:58.60] | gōng liù: wèi shòu xiāo de gōng bǐ jú huā shòu, kàn lái zhǐ yǒu zuò ruò gōng de fèn le! |
| [02:06.06] | gōng qī: T zhī yǐ qíng X zhì fēi lǐ, shuō bù dìng néng JQ gè hé xīn hé shēn de! |
| [02:10.62] | gōng bā: wèi X fú zhī jué qǐ ér QJ, zhǐ yào bù bèi dǎ sǐ, jiù QJ dào dǐ! |
| [02:17.04] | huáng guā jì liáo mō mō lèi guāng gùn yī tiáo |
| [02:20.46] | kǔ bù kān yán wèi cǐ fán nǎo shí yī yuè shí yī hào |
| [02:24.75] | tōu cáng mèi yào wú chǔ kě yòng chóu yún lǒng zhào |
| [02:27.96] | méi qián méi mào shēn cái méi liào dú zì xuán liáng shàng diào |
| [02:31.93] | yuè huá rú jiǎo yǒu gōng māo miāo miāo luàn jiào |
| [02:34.97] | gé bì shēng jiāo yè duō nàn áo guāng gùn cái zhī dào |
| [02:48.70] | qián bú jiàn jú huā hòu bú jiàn huáng guā |
| [02:49.45] | niàn H yōu yōu, dú chuàng rán tì xià |
| [02:49.76] | kě lián wǒ wú rén wèn jīn |
| [02:51.77] | lěng chuáng dòng bèi dú zì guò" chūn xiāo" |
| [02:53.53] | tiān xià zhī dà hé chǔ qù cǎi huā |
| [02:54.83] | jiàn shòu jiù yā jiāng yī bā |
| [02:56.53] | āi yō yō wǒ de mā ya |
| [02:58.35] | què bèi zòu le mǎn tóu bāo |
| [03:00.64] | tiān jiàng jiàng zǒng shòu yú dà gōng yě |
| [03:03.74] | B qí xīn zhì T qí jīn gǔ |
| [03:07.43] | Y qí tǐ fū D fá qí shēn |
| [03:12.89] | xíng qín shòu qí wèi céng yì qí yā dǎo zhī néng |
| [03:14.39] | dān měi jiàn wáng cháo chuān yuè le cái hǎo |
| [03:17.42] | mó yù cái měi miào JQ sì chù mào |
| [03:18.33] | guǐ chù xiào biàn zhuāng shì hào |
| [03:19.47] | mó yù hé YD cái wáng dào |
| [03:21.93] | yù huǒ fén shēn wú chǔ hǎo xuān xiāo |
| [03:24.05] | mèng zhōng ruò shòu, shà shí hòu lái dào |
| [03:24.57] | qī dài zhe měi hǎo, yuān yuān xì shuǐ nào |
| [03:28.80] | wèi shí me yào yǒu 11 yuè 11 rì míng xiǎn shì dān shēn xiǎo gōng de gùn zi jié ne?! āi |
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