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Classic Male Pregame - Lil ******y |
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What's up, y'all? |
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It's your boy LD |
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A.K.A. The Original Pancake |
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I'm going the ****** out tonight |
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Off work, 'bout to get trashed |
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Me and my crew all about to get ass |
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Sam coming through with a bottle of the Cap |
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Me and Dean 'bout to tube, Mark taking out the trash |
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Clean up my room, ******* 'bout to peep that |
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Peeing, getting groomed, ******* 'bout to eat that |
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Dean shave my neck, thanks, man, I need that |
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Read through my text, then I itch my kneecap |
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Now I gotta play the game right with Liz |
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Top prospect, met the other night through Tinder |
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Eight o'clock so I think it's only right I hit her |
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With a "what you got on tap for the night?", delivered |
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While I wait Imma pick a *******rt |
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Ain't nobody wearing plaid so I claim it first |
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Mark got a little sad cause his favorite *******rt's plaid but ****** him |
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He knows I back off in a reverse |
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Now I'm taking a shot and we drinking and popping a bottle |
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And thinking of all the ******* we gon' haul in |
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Sam say I know a house party and it's popping |
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Bet Imma cop some weird head, Dennis Rodman |
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Oh, yeah, we plotting |
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This is a pregame |
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It's a pregame |
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A classic male pregame |
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Not a weekday |
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So this is when we take |
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Shots and we chasing alternate DJs |
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And that we pray cause |
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And that we pray cause |
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And we all get drunk |
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And we get dressed up |
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And we all buy gum |
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And we all gon' ****** |
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Aye, pour me another shot, God damn it |
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I'm tryna get to a place where I can talk to these ******* |
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I got seven shots in me, three condoms on me and immeasurable hope |
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Ten O Clock, words getting slurred |
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Another shot, Sam's tryna hurry |
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Mark's not, says he isn't worried |
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He ain't tryna spend hella bread at the clurb |
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Call him out, "since when you using clurb, ******" |
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Mark pouts, something like a herb rabbit |
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Dean smiles, we been doing work |
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Pretty turnt, think he blacked out |
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Lil ******y burp loud |
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Peep phone, what the ******, she ain't text back |
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Pretty close to considering a text back |
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Spilling Coke on my *******rt that's a red flag |
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Now I gotta change, Mark knows put his best plaid on |
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We debating the top ten in the NBA |
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Disagreeing alot about Lamarcus A |
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Shawshank Redemption popped on, attention all on |
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Sam was like, "nah, the party called off" |
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I already got a Lyft, I'm going out to a bar |
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Then Mark pulled out a spliff, temptation very hard |
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You know I couldn't resist, we blazing, now the car here |
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And we get ****** up |
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And we all feel rushed |
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And our plans fall through |
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And we in bad moods |
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Man, what time is it? |
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12: 24? And the bars close at 2, lights on like 1: 30 |
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Let me just think for like a second |
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Sam like, "we gotta go, cause the car here" |
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Mark like, "I don't know, what's the bar deal?" |
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Dean like, "I'm on a roll in Guitar Hero" |
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******y looking like he about to choke on his lamb gyro |
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Sam looking let down, 'bout to go berserk |
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Mark put his sweats on, now he rolling purp |
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Dean blacked out, he ain't even on the earth |
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I was like, "Sam, I was with it with my other *******rt" |
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Sam bounced, he's like, "****** it, I'm out" |
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Me and Mark smoke a blunt, Dean stuck on the ground |
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Text Liz, "what the ******?", even snuck in a frown |
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I get the spins high and drunk, I throw up in the shower |
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Now I'm jerking off inside a condom (I do that) |
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I text my ex say, "I miss you often" (true that) |
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Sam back, it's not even one yet, he a dumb mess |
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He about to be a problem |
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I ain't even tripping, I'm Tindering |
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All of a sudden I'm blinking, I'm squinting |
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It's saying it's six in the morning |
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I'm stinking, I'm still in the same *******t from last night |
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Got a text from Mark saying: |
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"I ain't mad, but I know you'll clean the bath, right?" |
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And we get too drunk |
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And we don't have fun |
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Then we eat too much |
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And the next day sucks |
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