Bruh

Song Bruh…
Artist Lil Dicky
Album Professional Rapper

Lyrics

[00:02:00] Bruh, bruh, bruh
[00:05:00] LD, aka stem cells
[00:08:00][Verse 1: Lil *************y]
[00:09:00] Everybody know the cat like a **** meme
[00:11:00] I got em' buzzing off the crack like a **** fiend
[00:13:00] They saw 'em come up with a Mac, yeah, I'm so Steve
[00:15:00] Nowadays, ******* tryna crack, got 'em ODing
[00:17:00] Like, how them hoes want to get it with L?
[00:19:00] They know it's cold enough to charge, like a letterman sale
[00:21:00] If they gon' stand behind the bars, I'm in federal jail
[00:24:00] I'm going far like a general male
[00:26:00] On that note, I got the fellas saying "What up," the tape, what up?
[00:28:00] The same mother******* playing with his steak cut up
[00:31:00] I'm great, shut up, the flowing, no debate, just us
[00:33:00] I'm out of shape, but I'm straight to *************
[00:35:00] Yeah, you know I got a chicken in the condo
[00:37:00] I was sick of getting off beat, she a bongo
[00:39:00] Now she playing with the hard D, being Rondo
[00:41:00] Drunk and go inside her all sweet like a Strongbow
[00:43:00] How I'ma do?
[00:44:00] I got your ex coming next like a W do
[00:46:00] I gotta flex, I'm the best, now I'm being direct
[00:49:00] I'm unimpressed by these ******* that I see in the press
[00:51:00] I'm kinda vexed by the trash like I'm cleaning a mess
[00:53:00] Cause they as real when they rap as a Chia's a pet
[00:55:00] They old news, stocks plummet, men's leg hair, they ain't cut it
[00:59:00] Forget about your era, Pat Summitt
[01:00:00] Finesse writtens
[01:01:00] I wanna get a hundred ******* and ************* with the spitting
[01:03:00] Religious like a couple of post-marital Christians
[01:06:00] I've been official, ************* Bevetta a living
[01:07:00] You better dig it like you ******* got a mill in the ditch
[01:09:00] I'm killing this *************t I been kicking like a villainous ninja
[01:11:00] My *************t is gripping when I run it, how the ************* I be slipping?
[01:14:00] I be intimate with them hoes, she never flummoxed
[01:16:00] I take chick, pee, and smash, I call it hummus
[01:18:00] And I be funny with this *************t, I'm just playing
[01:20:00] But still nobody ******g with the kid, I'm just saying, ah
[01:23:00] Got a chicken parm on the date, it seem
[01:25:00] But I don't even know the broad, she just grating the cheese
[01:27:00] I don't even got a job, I just blaze and free
[01:29:00] But still they give a boy bands, 98 Degrees
[01:32:00] So come ************* with me
[01:33:00] I got a couple hundred ******* doing drugs with me
[01:35:00] And I got a couple dozen ******* tryna hug *************y
[01:37:00] And I got a couple ******* who be steady ******g me
[01:39:00] Hey, that's a good ass life
[01:41:00] Only thing I got left, find a good ass wife
[01:43:00] But yo, I gotta hit these hoes first, don't tell Mom
[01:45:00] But in a year I'ma bend over Michelle Obama
[01:47:00] Bruh, you know I gotta do it while I'm hot
[01:49:00] I'm tryna get blew in most states, like Barack
[01:52:00] I'm tryna show a boo the last name of the Rock
[01:54:00] And put her on D till we O, J Watt
[01:56:00] I never hit the scene, when I do, I'm high and wasted
[01:58:00] I'm ******g with them jeans, love them ******* high waisted
[02:00:00] I run around your team, you a player but I'm Naismith
[02:03:00] And I Command V, while you copy, I just paste it, face it
[02:07:00] Hotel got 'em puffing on the L, going harder than some hell, you ain't knew it
[02:10:00]If everybody had to tell the truth and you had to pick a dude [02:13:00] spitting better than your dude, can't do it
[02:15:00] Telling me, damn, you got *******, damn, you got hoes
[02:17:00] Damn, you got money, but damn, I got flow
[02:19:00] Damn, you got riches, damn, you got clothes
[02:21:00] Damn, you got honeys, but damn, I got soul, hold up
[02:24:00] This *************t I'm making's always tight, it's like a yoga store
[02:26:00] They all up in the other boat, it's why I'm overboard
[02:28:00] I'm taking time to do it right, it's like a soda pour
[02:30:00] Cause we ain't loving all you ******* like we spoken for
[02:33:00] Damn, packing the van, wagging the man, cracking the ma'am
[02:36:00] Packing the stands, had them clapping they hands
[02:37:00] Tagging they Grams, Manhattan was ham
[02:39:00] Slapping the fans, playing having the plan
[02:41:00] Fans rapping the jams, sagging my pants
[02:43:00] You see the type of *************t I do on the track?
[02:44:00] Hot *************t, like I poop in the jacket
[02:46:00] Won't mack your *************, but yo, I'm bout to come and mack your clique
[02:49:00] Your whole friend group ******g with ************* (no hetero)
[02:51:00] I yawn when I hear these mother*******s on the radio
[02:53:00] They ball all retarded, Cuba Gooding up in radio
[02:55:00] I long for the moment I can say that's not debatable
[02:58:00] I'm past that, I wonder who appreciate it like a Snapchat
[03:01:00] Aflac, duck the dude, I'm going hard for the grind, but I tuck this move
[03:04:00] I made war with the rhymes, mother************* your crew
[03:07:00] These ******* going Adolf, tryna ************* this Jew
[03:09:00] I'm too nice, like a mother******* that fell in love with a boo twice
[03:12:00] As in double as *************able as he was and dude tries
[03:14:00] To be subtle and get her cuddling
[03:16:00] Venting her troubles and getting her truffles
[03:18:00] And ending up befuddled when she don't ************* him
[03:19:00] And someone tell him, “Listen, you bugging
[03:20:00] She never ******g a pedestrian muggle like you
[03:22:00] So why all the trouble?” but he rebuttal with
[03:24:00] "I think I just love her, so I would shudder at the thought
[03:27:00] Of being anything other than nice?" (I’m that nice)
[03:28:00] Peeping like a Port-A-Potty
[03:30:00] It wasn't even deep, dang, *************t is still a hobby
[03:32:00] It's too bad ******* sleeping on me, threesome
[03:34:00] 'Cause now these ******* want to help, but he don't need none
[03:36:00] I'm all time, like the Wall at the Bank
[03:38:00] You've no shot, like you drawing a blank
[03:40:00] Honestly, you probably couldn't hang, man, I've been drawing a blank
[03:43:00] Giving you lines, while you sitting there and drawing a blank
[03:45:00] So go in the rink, chilling Like It’s dough In the bank
[03:47:00] And I’m flowing danker than a grower in Napa
[03:49:00] Growing the stankest cannabis
[03:50:00] Doing rap and pro-est smacking the hoe-est rappers
[03:52:00] And showing the total package, like my flaccid is growing fatter
[03:54:00] Samoan cracker, dapper rapper, had to keep going
[03:57:00] Yeah, that rap is a rap, I know you rappers napping, don't know it
[03:59:00] There’s a dagger pita pappa-tapping on the window
[04:01:00] It’s a real accurate metaphor of what you having in store
[04:03:00] And I be snapping, I mean I be spla*************ng on the - pane me your rain
[04:06:00] Falling quicker than Aladdin for his dame
[04:07:00] Are you better than me?
[04:09:00][Outro]
[04:10:00] Bruh

Pinyin

[00:02:00] Bruh, bruh, bruh
[00:05:00] LD, aka stem cells
[00:08:00][Verse 1: Lil *************y]
[00:09:00] Everybody know the cat like a meme
[00:11:00] I got em' buzzing off the crack like a fiend
[00:13:00] They saw ' em come up with a Mac, yeah, I' m so Steve
[00:15:00] Nowadays, tryna crack, got ' em ODing
[00:17:00] Like, how them hoes want to get it with L?
[00:19:00] They know it' s cold enough to charge, like a letterman sale
[00:21:00] If they gon' stand behind the bars, I' m in federal jail
[00:24:00] I' m going far like a general male
[00:26:00] On that note, I got the fellas saying " What up," the tape, what up?
[00:28:00] The same mother playing with his steak cut up
[00:31:00] I' m great, shut up, the flowing, no debate, just us
[00:33:00] I' m out of shape, but I' m straight to
[00:35:00] Yeah, you know I got a chicken in the condo
[00:37:00] I was sick of getting off beat, she a bongo
[00:39:00] Now she playing with the hard D, being Rondo
[00:41:00] Drunk and go inside her all sweet like a Strongbow
[00:43:00] How I' ma do?
[00:44:00] I got your ex coming next like a W do
[00:46:00] I gotta flex, I' m the best, now I' m being direct
[00:49:00] I' m unimpressed by these that I see in the press
[00:51:00] I' m kinda vexed by the trash like I' m cleaning a mess
[00:53:00] Cause they as real when they rap as a Chia' s a pet
[00:55:00] They old news, stocks plummet, men' s leg hair, they ain' t cut it
[00:59:00] Forget about your era, Pat Summitt
[01:00:00] Finesse writtens
[01:01:00] I wanna get a hundred and with the spitting
[01:03:00] Religious like a couple of postmarital Christians
[01:06:00] I' ve been official, Bevetta a living
[01:07:00] You better dig it like you got a mill in the ditch
[01:09:00] I' m killing this t I been kicking like a villainous ninja
[01:11:00] My t is gripping when I run it, how the I be slipping?
[01:14:00] I be intimate with them hoes, she never flummoxed
[01:16:00] I take chick, pee, and smash, I call it hummus
[01:18:00] And I be funny with this t, I' m just playing
[01:20:00] But still nobody g with the kid, I' m just saying, ah
[01:23:00] Got a chicken parm on the date, it seem
[01:25:00] But I don' t even know the broad, she just grating the cheese
[01:27:00] I don' t even got a job, I just blaze and free
[01:29:00] But still they give a boy bands, 98 Degrees
[01:32:00] So come with me
[01:33:00] I got a couple hundred doing drugs with me
[01:35:00] And I got a couple dozen tryna hug y
[01:37:00] And I got a couple who be steady g me
[01:39:00] Hey, that' s a good ass life
[01:41:00] Only thing I got left, find a good ass wife
[01:43:00] But yo, I gotta hit these hoes first, don' t tell Mom
[01:45:00] But in a year I' ma bend over Michelle Obama
[01:47:00] Bruh, you know I gotta do it while I' m hot
[01:49:00] I' m tryna get blew in most states, like Barack
[01:52:00] I' m tryna show a boo the last name of the Rock
[01:54:00] And put her on D till we O, J Watt
[01:56:00] I never hit the scene, when I do, I' m high and wasted
[01:58:00] I' m g with them jeans, love them high waisted
[02:00:00] I run around your team, you a player but I' m Naismith
[02:03:00] And I Command V, while you copy, I just paste it, face it
[02:07:00] Hotel got ' em puffing on the L, going harder than some hell, you ain' t knew it
[02:10:00]If everybody had to tell the truth and you had to pick a dude [02:13:00] spitting better than your dude, can' t do it
[02:15:00] Telling me, damn, you got , damn, you got hoes
[02:17:00] Damn, you got money, but damn, I got flow
[02:19:00] Damn, you got riches, damn, you got clothes
[02:21:00] Damn, you got honeys, but damn, I got soul, hold up
[02:24:00] This t I' m making' s always tight, it' s like a yoga store
[02:26:00] They all up in the other boat, it' s why I' m overboard
[02:28:00] I' m taking time to do it right, it' s like a soda pour
[02:30:00] Cause we ain' t loving all you like we spoken for
[02:33:00] Damn, packing the van, wagging the man, cracking the ma' am
[02:36:00] Packing the stands, had them clapping they hands
[02:37:00] Tagging they Grams, Manhattan was ham
[02:39:00] Slapping the fans, playing having the plan
[02:41:00] Fans rapping the jams, sagging my pants
[02:43:00] You see the type of t I do on the track?
[02:44:00] Hot t, like I poop in the jacket
[02:46:00] Won' t mack your , but yo, I' m bout to come and mack your clique
[02:49:00] Your whole friend group g with no hetero
[02:51:00] I yawn when I hear these mother s on the radio
[02:53:00] They ball all retarded, Cuba Gooding up in radio
[02:55:00] I long for the moment I can say that' s not debatable
[02:58:00] I' m past that, I wonder who appreciate it like a Snapchat
[03:01:00] Aflac, duck the dude, I' m going hard for the grind, but I tuck this move
[03:04:00] I made war with the rhymes, mother your crew
[03:07:00] These going Adolf, tryna this Jew
[03:09:00] I' m too nice, like a mother that fell in love with a boo twice
[03:12:00] As in double as able as he was and dude tries
[03:14:00] To be subtle and get her cuddling
[03:16:00] Venting her troubles and getting her truffles
[03:18:00] And ending up befuddled when she don' t him
[03:19:00] And someone tell him, " Listen, you bugging
[03:20:00] She never g a pedestrian muggle like you
[03:22:00] So why all the trouble?" but he rebuttal with
[03:24:00] " I think I just love her, so I would shudder at the thought
[03:27:00] Of being anything other than nice?" I' m that nice
[03:28:00] Peeping like a PortAPotty
[03:30:00] It wasn' t even deep, dang, t is still a hobby
[03:32:00] It' s too bad sleeping on me, threesome
[03:34:00] ' Cause now these want to help, but he don' t need none
[03:36:00] I' m all time, like the Wall at the Bank
[03:38:00] You' ve no shot, like you drawing a blank
[03:40:00] Honestly, you probably couldn' t hang, man, I' ve been drawing a blank
[03:43:00] Giving you lines, while you sitting there and drawing a blank
[03:45:00] So go in the rink, chilling Like It' s dough In the bank
[03:47:00] And I' m flowing danker than a grower in Napa
[03:49:00] Growing the stankest cannabis
[03:50:00] Doing rap and proest smacking the hoeest rappers
[03:52:00] And showing the total package, like my flaccid is growing fatter
[03:54:00] Samoan cracker, dapper rapper, had to keep going
[03:57:00] Yeah, that rap is a rap, I know you rappers napping, don' t know it
[03:59:00] There' s a dagger pita pappatapping on the window
[04:01:00] It' s a real accurate metaphor of what you having in store
[04:03:00] And I be snapping, I mean I be spla ng on the pane me your rain
[04:06:00] Falling quicker than Aladdin for his dame
[04:07:00] Are you better than me?
[04:09:00][Outro]
[04:10:00] Bruh