Bruh…
Bruh Lyrics
| Song | Bruh… |
| Artist | Lil Dicky |
| Album | Professional Rapper |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:02:00] | Bruh, bruh, bruh |
| [00:05:00] | LD, aka stem cells |
| [00:08:00][Verse 1: Lil *************y] | |
| [00:09:00] | Everybody know the cat like a **** meme |
| [00:11:00] | I got em' buzzing off the crack like a **** fiend |
| [00:13:00] | They saw 'em come up with a Mac, yeah, I'm so Steve |
| [00:15:00] | Nowadays, ******* tryna crack, got 'em ODing |
| [00:17:00] | Like, how them hoes want to get it with L? |
| [00:19:00] | They know it's cold enough to charge, like a letterman sale |
| [00:21:00] | If they gon' stand behind the bars, I'm in federal jail |
| [00:24:00] | I'm going far like a general male |
| [00:26:00] | On that note, I got the fellas saying "What up," the tape, what up? |
| [00:28:00] | The same mother******* playing with his steak cut up |
| [00:31:00] | I'm great, shut up, the flowing, no debate, just us |
| [00:33:00] | I'm out of shape, but I'm straight to ************* |
| [00:35:00] | Yeah, you know I got a chicken in the condo |
| [00:37:00] | I was sick of getting off beat, she a bongo |
| [00:39:00] | Now she playing with the hard D, being Rondo |
| [00:41:00] | Drunk and go inside her all sweet like a Strongbow |
| [00:43:00] | How I'ma do? |
| [00:44:00] | I got your ex coming next like a W do |
| [00:46:00] | I gotta flex, I'm the best, now I'm being direct |
| [00:49:00] | I'm unimpressed by these ******* that I see in the press |
| [00:51:00] | I'm kinda vexed by the trash like I'm cleaning a mess |
| [00:53:00] | Cause they as real when they rap as a Chia's a pet |
| [00:55:00] | They old news, stocks plummet, men's leg hair, they ain't cut it |
| [00:59:00] | Forget about your era, Pat Summitt |
| [01:00:00] | Finesse writtens |
| [01:01:00] | I wanna get a hundred ******* and ************* with the spitting |
| [01:03:00] | Religious like a couple of post-marital Christians |
| [01:06:00] | I've been official, ************* Bevetta a living |
| [01:07:00] | You better dig it like you ******* got a mill in the ditch |
| [01:09:00] | I'm killing this *************t I been kicking like a villainous ninja |
| [01:11:00] | My *************t is gripping when I run it, how the ************* I be slipping? |
| [01:14:00] | I be intimate with them hoes, she never flummoxed |
| [01:16:00] | I take chick, pee, and smash, I call it hummus |
| [01:18:00] | And I be funny with this *************t, I'm just playing |
| [01:20:00] | But still nobody ******g with the kid, I'm just saying, ah |
| [01:23:00] | Got a chicken parm on the date, it seem |
| [01:25:00] | But I don't even know the broad, she just grating the cheese |
| [01:27:00] | I don't even got a job, I just blaze and free |
| [01:29:00] | But still they give a boy bands, 98 Degrees |
| [01:32:00] | So come ************* with me |
| [01:33:00] | I got a couple hundred ******* doing drugs with me |
| [01:35:00] | And I got a couple dozen ******* tryna hug *************y |
| [01:37:00] | And I got a couple ******* who be steady ******g me |
| [01:39:00] | Hey, that's a good ass life |
| [01:41:00] | Only thing I got left, find a good ass wife |
| [01:43:00] | But yo, I gotta hit these hoes first, don't tell Mom |
| [01:45:00] | But in a year I'ma bend over Michelle Obama |
| [01:47:00] | Bruh, you know I gotta do it while I'm hot |
| [01:49:00] | I'm tryna get blew in most states, like Barack |
| [01:52:00] | I'm tryna show a boo the last name of the Rock |
| [01:54:00] | And put her on D till we O, J Watt |
| [01:56:00] | I never hit the scene, when I do, I'm high and wasted |
| [01:58:00] | I'm ******g with them jeans, love them ******* high waisted |
| [02:00:00] | I run around your team, you a player but I'm Naismith |
| [02:03:00] | And I Command V, while you copy, I just paste it, face it |
| [02:07:00] | Hotel got 'em puffing on the L, going harder than some hell, you ain't knew it |
| [02:10:00]If everybody had to tell the truth and you had to pick a dude [02:13:00] | spitting better than your dude, can't do it |
| [02:15:00] | Telling me, damn, you got *******, damn, you got hoes |
| [02:17:00] | Damn, you got money, but damn, I got flow |
| [02:19:00] | Damn, you got riches, damn, you got clothes |
| [02:21:00] | Damn, you got honeys, but damn, I got soul, hold up |
| [02:24:00] | This *************t I'm making's always tight, it's like a yoga store |
| [02:26:00] | They all up in the other boat, it's why I'm overboard |
| [02:28:00] | I'm taking time to do it right, it's like a soda pour |
| [02:30:00] | Cause we ain't loving all you ******* like we spoken for |
| [02:33:00] | Damn, packing the van, wagging the man, cracking the ma'am |
| [02:36:00] | Packing the stands, had them clapping they hands |
| [02:37:00] | Tagging they Grams, Manhattan was ham |
| [02:39:00] | Slapping the fans, playing having the plan |
| [02:41:00] | Fans rapping the jams, sagging my pants |
| [02:43:00] | You see the type of *************t I do on the track? |
| [02:44:00] | Hot *************t, like I poop in the jacket |
| [02:46:00] | Won't mack your *************, but yo, I'm bout to come and mack your clique |
| [02:49:00] | Your whole friend group ******g with ************* (no hetero) |
| [02:51:00] | I yawn when I hear these mother*******s on the radio |
| [02:53:00] | They ball all retarded, Cuba Gooding up in radio |
| [02:55:00] | I long for the moment I can say that's not debatable |
| [02:58:00] | I'm past that, I wonder who appreciate it like a Snapchat |
| [03:01:00] | Aflac, duck the dude, I'm going hard for the grind, but I tuck this move |
| [03:04:00] | I made war with the rhymes, mother************* your crew |
| [03:07:00] | These ******* going Adolf, tryna ************* this Jew |
| [03:09:00] | I'm too nice, like a mother******* that fell in love with a boo twice |
| [03:12:00] | As in double as *************able as he was and dude tries |
| [03:14:00] | To be subtle and get her cuddling |
| [03:16:00] | Venting her troubles and getting her truffles |
| [03:18:00] | And ending up befuddled when she don't ************* him |
| [03:19:00] | And someone tell him, “Listen, you bugging |
| [03:20:00] | She never ******g a pedestrian muggle like you |
| [03:22:00] | So why all the trouble?” but he rebuttal with |
| [03:24:00] | "I think I just love her, so I would shudder at the thought |
| [03:27:00] | Of being anything other than nice?" (I’m that nice) |
| [03:28:00] | Peeping like a Port-A-Potty |
| [03:30:00] | It wasn't even deep, dang, *************t is still a hobby |
| [03:32:00] | It's too bad ******* sleeping on me, threesome |
| [03:34:00] | 'Cause now these ******* want to help, but he don't need none |
| [03:36:00] | I'm all time, like the Wall at the Bank |
| [03:38:00] | You've no shot, like you drawing a blank |
| [03:40:00] | Honestly, you probably couldn't hang, man, I've been drawing a blank |
| [03:43:00] | Giving you lines, while you sitting there and drawing a blank |
| [03:45:00] | So go in the rink, chilling Like It’s dough In the bank |
| [03:47:00] | And I’m flowing danker than a grower in Napa |
| [03:49:00] | Growing the stankest cannabis |
| [03:50:00] | Doing rap and pro-est smacking the hoe-est rappers |
| [03:52:00] | And showing the total package, like my flaccid is growing fatter |
| [03:54:00] | Samoan cracker, dapper rapper, had to keep going |
| [03:57:00] | Yeah, that rap is a rap, I know you rappers napping, don't know it |
| [03:59:00] | There’s a dagger pita pappa-tapping on the window |
| [04:01:00] | It’s a real accurate metaphor of what you having in store |
| [04:03:00] | And I be snapping, I mean I be spla*************ng on the - pane me your rain |
| [04:06:00] | Falling quicker than Aladdin for his dame |
| [04:07:00] | Are you better than me? |
| [04:09:00][Outro] | |
| [04:10:00] | Bruh |
| [00:02:00] | Bruh, bruh, bruh |
| [00:05:00] | LD, aka stem cells |
| [00:08:00][Verse 1: Lil *************y] | |
| [00:09:00] | Everybody know the cat like a meme |
| [00:11:00] | I got em' buzzing off the crack like a fiend |
| [00:13:00] | They saw ' em come up with a Mac, yeah, I' m so Steve |
| [00:15:00] | Nowadays, tryna crack, got ' em ODing |
| [00:17:00] | Like, how them hoes want to get it with L? |
| [00:19:00] | They know it' s cold enough to charge, like a letterman sale |
| [00:21:00] | If they gon' stand behind the bars, I' m in federal jail |
| [00:24:00] | I' m going far like a general male |
| [00:26:00] | On that note, I got the fellas saying " What up," the tape, what up? |
| [00:28:00] | The same mother playing with his steak cut up |
| [00:31:00] | I' m great, shut up, the flowing, no debate, just us |
| [00:33:00] | I' m out of shape, but I' m straight to |
| [00:35:00] | Yeah, you know I got a chicken in the condo |
| [00:37:00] | I was sick of getting off beat, she a bongo |
| [00:39:00] | Now she playing with the hard D, being Rondo |
| [00:41:00] | Drunk and go inside her all sweet like a Strongbow |
| [00:43:00] | How I' ma do? |
| [00:44:00] | I got your ex coming next like a W do |
| [00:46:00] | I gotta flex, I' m the best, now I' m being direct |
| [00:49:00] | I' m unimpressed by these that I see in the press |
| [00:51:00] | I' m kinda vexed by the trash like I' m cleaning a mess |
| [00:53:00] | Cause they as real when they rap as a Chia' s a pet |
| [00:55:00] | They old news, stocks plummet, men' s leg hair, they ain' t cut it |
| [00:59:00] | Forget about your era, Pat Summitt |
| [01:00:00] | Finesse writtens |
| [01:01:00] | I wanna get a hundred and with the spitting |
| [01:03:00] | Religious like a couple of postmarital Christians |
| [01:06:00] | I' ve been official, Bevetta a living |
| [01:07:00] | You better dig it like you got a mill in the ditch |
| [01:09:00] | I' m killing this t I been kicking like a villainous ninja |
| [01:11:00] | My t is gripping when I run it, how the I be slipping? |
| [01:14:00] | I be intimate with them hoes, she never flummoxed |
| [01:16:00] | I take chick, pee, and smash, I call it hummus |
| [01:18:00] | And I be funny with this t, I' m just playing |
| [01:20:00] | But still nobody g with the kid, I' m just saying, ah |
| [01:23:00] | Got a chicken parm on the date, it seem |
| [01:25:00] | But I don' t even know the broad, she just grating the cheese |
| [01:27:00] | I don' t even got a job, I just blaze and free |
| [01:29:00] | But still they give a boy bands, 98 Degrees |
| [01:32:00] | So come with me |
| [01:33:00] | I got a couple hundred doing drugs with me |
| [01:35:00] | And I got a couple dozen tryna hug y |
| [01:37:00] | And I got a couple who be steady g me |
| [01:39:00] | Hey, that' s a good ass life |
| [01:41:00] | Only thing I got left, find a good ass wife |
| [01:43:00] | But yo, I gotta hit these hoes first, don' t tell Mom |
| [01:45:00] | But in a year I' ma bend over Michelle Obama |
| [01:47:00] | Bruh, you know I gotta do it while I' m hot |
| [01:49:00] | I' m tryna get blew in most states, like Barack |
| [01:52:00] | I' m tryna show a boo the last name of the Rock |
| [01:54:00] | And put her on D till we O, J Watt |
| [01:56:00] | I never hit the scene, when I do, I' m high and wasted |
| [01:58:00] | I' m g with them jeans, love them high waisted |
| [02:00:00] | I run around your team, you a player but I' m Naismith |
| [02:03:00] | And I Command V, while you copy, I just paste it, face it |
| [02:07:00] | Hotel got ' em puffing on the L, going harder than some hell, you ain' t knew it |
| [02:10:00]If everybody had to tell the truth and you had to pick a dude [02:13:00] | spitting better than your dude, can' t do it |
| [02:15:00] | Telling me, damn, you got , damn, you got hoes |
| [02:17:00] | Damn, you got money, but damn, I got flow |
| [02:19:00] | Damn, you got riches, damn, you got clothes |
| [02:21:00] | Damn, you got honeys, but damn, I got soul, hold up |
| [02:24:00] | This t I' m making' s always tight, it' s like a yoga store |
| [02:26:00] | They all up in the other boat, it' s why I' m overboard |
| [02:28:00] | I' m taking time to do it right, it' s like a soda pour |
| [02:30:00] | Cause we ain' t loving all you like we spoken for |
| [02:33:00] | Damn, packing the van, wagging the man, cracking the ma' am |
| [02:36:00] | Packing the stands, had them clapping they hands |
| [02:37:00] | Tagging they Grams, Manhattan was ham |
| [02:39:00] | Slapping the fans, playing having the plan |
| [02:41:00] | Fans rapping the jams, sagging my pants |
| [02:43:00] | You see the type of t I do on the track? |
| [02:44:00] | Hot t, like I poop in the jacket |
| [02:46:00] | Won' t mack your , but yo, I' m bout to come and mack your clique |
| [02:49:00] | Your whole friend group g with no hetero |
| [02:51:00] | I yawn when I hear these mother s on the radio |
| [02:53:00] | They ball all retarded, Cuba Gooding up in radio |
| [02:55:00] | I long for the moment I can say that' s not debatable |
| [02:58:00] | I' m past that, I wonder who appreciate it like a Snapchat |
| [03:01:00] | Aflac, duck the dude, I' m going hard for the grind, but I tuck this move |
| [03:04:00] | I made war with the rhymes, mother your crew |
| [03:07:00] | These going Adolf, tryna this Jew |
| [03:09:00] | I' m too nice, like a mother that fell in love with a boo twice |
| [03:12:00] | As in double as able as he was and dude tries |
| [03:14:00] | To be subtle and get her cuddling |
| [03:16:00] | Venting her troubles and getting her truffles |
| [03:18:00] | And ending up befuddled when she don' t him |
| [03:19:00] | And someone tell him, " Listen, you bugging |
| [03:20:00] | She never g a pedestrian muggle like you |
| [03:22:00] | So why all the trouble?" but he rebuttal with |
| [03:24:00] | " I think I just love her, so I would shudder at the thought |
| [03:27:00] | Of being anything other than nice?" I' m that nice |
| [03:28:00] | Peeping like a PortAPotty |
| [03:30:00] | It wasn' t even deep, dang, t is still a hobby |
| [03:32:00] | It' s too bad sleeping on me, threesome |
| [03:34:00] | ' Cause now these want to help, but he don' t need none |
| [03:36:00] | I' m all time, like the Wall at the Bank |
| [03:38:00] | You' ve no shot, like you drawing a blank |
| [03:40:00] | Honestly, you probably couldn' t hang, man, I' ve been drawing a blank |
| [03:43:00] | Giving you lines, while you sitting there and drawing a blank |
| [03:45:00] | So go in the rink, chilling Like It' s dough In the bank |
| [03:47:00] | And I' m flowing danker than a grower in Napa |
| [03:49:00] | Growing the stankest cannabis |
| [03:50:00] | Doing rap and proest smacking the hoeest rappers |
| [03:52:00] | And showing the total package, like my flaccid is growing fatter |
| [03:54:00] | Samoan cracker, dapper rapper, had to keep going |
| [03:57:00] | Yeah, that rap is a rap, I know you rappers napping, don' t know it |
| [03:59:00] | There' s a dagger pita pappatapping on the window |
| [04:01:00] | It' s a real accurate metaphor of what you having in store |
| [04:03:00] | And I be snapping, I mean I be spla ng on the pane me your rain |
| [04:06:00] | Falling quicker than Aladdin for his dame |
| [04:07:00] | Are you better than me? |
| [04:09:00][Outro] | |
| [04:10:00] | Bruh |
| [00:02:00] | Bruh, bruh, bruh |
| [00:05:00] | LD, aka stem cells |
| [00:08:00][Verse 1: Lil *************y] | |
| [00:09:00] | Everybody know the cat like a meme |
| [00:11:00] | I got em' buzzing off the crack like a fiend |
| [00:13:00] | They saw ' em come up with a Mac, yeah, I' m so Steve |
| [00:15:00] | Nowadays, tryna crack, got ' em ODing |
| [00:17:00] | Like, how them hoes want to get it with L? |
| [00:19:00] | They know it' s cold enough to charge, like a letterman sale |
| [00:21:00] | If they gon' stand behind the bars, I' m in federal jail |
| [00:24:00] | I' m going far like a general male |
| [00:26:00] | On that note, I got the fellas saying " What up," the tape, what up? |
| [00:28:00] | The same mother playing with his steak cut up |
| [00:31:00] | I' m great, shut up, the flowing, no debate, just us |
| [00:33:00] | I' m out of shape, but I' m straight to |
| [00:35:00] | Yeah, you know I got a chicken in the condo |
| [00:37:00] | I was sick of getting off beat, she a bongo |
| [00:39:00] | Now she playing with the hard D, being Rondo |
| [00:41:00] | Drunk and go inside her all sweet like a Strongbow |
| [00:43:00] | How I' ma do? |
| [00:44:00] | I got your ex coming next like a W do |
| [00:46:00] | I gotta flex, I' m the best, now I' m being direct |
| [00:49:00] | I' m unimpressed by these that I see in the press |
| [00:51:00] | I' m kinda vexed by the trash like I' m cleaning a mess |
| [00:53:00] | Cause they as real when they rap as a Chia' s a pet |
| [00:55:00] | They old news, stocks plummet, men' s leg hair, they ain' t cut it |
| [00:59:00] | Forget about your era, Pat Summitt |
| [01:00:00] | Finesse writtens |
| [01:01:00] | I wanna get a hundred and with the spitting |
| [01:03:00] | Religious like a couple of postmarital Christians |
| [01:06:00] | I' ve been official, Bevetta a living |
| [01:07:00] | You better dig it like you got a mill in the ditch |
| [01:09:00] | I' m killing this t I been kicking like a villainous ninja |
| [01:11:00] | My t is gripping when I run it, how the I be slipping? |
| [01:14:00] | I be intimate with them hoes, she never flummoxed |
| [01:16:00] | I take chick, pee, and smash, I call it hummus |
| [01:18:00] | And I be funny with this t, I' m just playing |
| [01:20:00] | But still nobody g with the kid, I' m just saying, ah |
| [01:23:00] | Got a chicken parm on the date, it seem |
| [01:25:00] | But I don' t even know the broad, she just grating the cheese |
| [01:27:00] | I don' t even got a job, I just blaze and free |
| [01:29:00] | But still they give a boy bands, 98 Degrees |
| [01:32:00] | So come with me |
| [01:33:00] | I got a couple hundred doing drugs with me |
| [01:35:00] | And I got a couple dozen tryna hug y |
| [01:37:00] | And I got a couple who be steady g me |
| [01:39:00] | Hey, that' s a good ass life |
| [01:41:00] | Only thing I got left, find a good ass wife |
| [01:43:00] | But yo, I gotta hit these hoes first, don' t tell Mom |
| [01:45:00] | But in a year I' ma bend over Michelle Obama |
| [01:47:00] | Bruh, you know I gotta do it while I' m hot |
| [01:49:00] | I' m tryna get blew in most states, like Barack |
| [01:52:00] | I' m tryna show a boo the last name of the Rock |
| [01:54:00] | And put her on D till we O, J Watt |
| [01:56:00] | I never hit the scene, when I do, I' m high and wasted |
| [01:58:00] | I' m g with them jeans, love them high waisted |
| [02:00:00] | I run around your team, you a player but I' m Naismith |
| [02:03:00] | And I Command V, while you copy, I just paste it, face it |
| [02:07:00] | Hotel got ' em puffing on the L, going harder than some hell, you ain' t knew it |
| [02:10:00]If everybody had to tell the truth and you had to pick a dude [02:13:00] | spitting better than your dude, can' t do it |
| [02:15:00] | Telling me, damn, you got , damn, you got hoes |
| [02:17:00] | Damn, you got money, but damn, I got flow |
| [02:19:00] | Damn, you got riches, damn, you got clothes |
| [02:21:00] | Damn, you got honeys, but damn, I got soul, hold up |
| [02:24:00] | This t I' m making' s always tight, it' s like a yoga store |
| [02:26:00] | They all up in the other boat, it' s why I' m overboard |
| [02:28:00] | I' m taking time to do it right, it' s like a soda pour |
| [02:30:00] | Cause we ain' t loving all you like we spoken for |
| [02:33:00] | Damn, packing the van, wagging the man, cracking the ma' am |
| [02:36:00] | Packing the stands, had them clapping they hands |
| [02:37:00] | Tagging they Grams, Manhattan was ham |
| [02:39:00] | Slapping the fans, playing having the plan |
| [02:41:00] | Fans rapping the jams, sagging my pants |
| [02:43:00] | You see the type of t I do on the track? |
| [02:44:00] | Hot t, like I poop in the jacket |
| [02:46:00] | Won' t mack your , but yo, I' m bout to come and mack your clique |
| [02:49:00] | Your whole friend group g with no hetero |
| [02:51:00] | I yawn when I hear these mother s on the radio |
| [02:53:00] | They ball all retarded, Cuba Gooding up in radio |
| [02:55:00] | I long for the moment I can say that' s not debatable |
| [02:58:00] | I' m past that, I wonder who appreciate it like a Snapchat |
| [03:01:00] | Aflac, duck the dude, I' m going hard for the grind, but I tuck this move |
| [03:04:00] | I made war with the rhymes, mother your crew |
| [03:07:00] | These going Adolf, tryna this Jew |
| [03:09:00] | I' m too nice, like a mother that fell in love with a boo twice |
| [03:12:00] | As in double as able as he was and dude tries |
| [03:14:00] | To be subtle and get her cuddling |
| [03:16:00] | Venting her troubles and getting her truffles |
| [03:18:00] | And ending up befuddled when she don' t him |
| [03:19:00] | And someone tell him, " Listen, you bugging |
| [03:20:00] | She never g a pedestrian muggle like you |
| [03:22:00] | So why all the trouble?" but he rebuttal with |
| [03:24:00] | " I think I just love her, so I would shudder at the thought |
| [03:27:00] | Of being anything other than nice?" I' m that nice |
| [03:28:00] | Peeping like a PortAPotty |
| [03:30:00] | It wasn' t even deep, dang, t is still a hobby |
| [03:32:00] | It' s too bad sleeping on me, threesome |
| [03:34:00] | ' Cause now these want to help, but he don' t need none |
| [03:36:00] | I' m all time, like the Wall at the Bank |
| [03:38:00] | You' ve no shot, like you drawing a blank |
| [03:40:00] | Honestly, you probably couldn' t hang, man, I' ve been drawing a blank |
| [03:43:00] | Giving you lines, while you sitting there and drawing a blank |
| [03:45:00] | So go in the rink, chilling Like It' s dough In the bank |
| [03:47:00] | And I' m flowing danker than a grower in Napa |
| [03:49:00] | Growing the stankest cannabis |
| [03:50:00] | Doing rap and proest smacking the hoeest rappers |
| [03:52:00] | And showing the total package, like my flaccid is growing fatter |
| [03:54:00] | Samoan cracker, dapper rapper, had to keep going |
| [03:57:00] | Yeah, that rap is a rap, I know you rappers napping, don' t know it |
| [03:59:00] | There' s a dagger pita pappatapping on the window |
| [04:01:00] | It' s a real accurate metaphor of what you having in store |
| [04:03:00] | And I be snapping, I mean I be spla ng on the pane me your rain |
| [04:06:00] | Falling quicker than Aladdin for his dame |
| [04:07:00] | Are you better than me? |
| [04:09:00][Outro] | |
| [04:10:00] | Bruh |
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