| [00:07.80] | 诸葛亮故作此态 |
| [00:10.45] | 传我将令 |
| [00:12.15] | 兵退北山 |
| [00:14.25] | 何故退兵 |
| [00:16.50] | 有埋伏 |
| [00:17.89] | 有杀机 |
| [00:20.45] | 扯扯扯扯 扯 扯 扯 |
| [00:23.41] | 诸葛亮下来战术 |
| [00:25.69] | 约我等明日决战 |
| [00:27.90] | 如何对敌 |
| [00:29.12] | 哈哈 哈 哈 哈 |
| [00:31.38] | 打灰机 |
| [00:32.71] | 比撸管 |
| [00:33.84] | 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 |
| [00:35.77] | |
| [00:36.21] | what does hello say |
| [00:37.76] | 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 |
| [00:39.73] | 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 |
| [00:41.42] | 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 |
| [00:43.51] | what does hello say |
| [00:45.22] | 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 |
| [00:47.10] | 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 |
| [00:49.38] | 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 |
| [00:51.14] | what does 逸峰 say |
| [00:52.71] | 玛多玛多玛多 龟 |
| [00:54.57] | 玛多玛多玛多 龟 |
| [00:56.43] | 玛多玛多玛多 龟 |
| [00:58.68] | what does 中医 say |
| [01:00.27] | 空白孔白空空孔 |
| [01:02.90] | 空白孔白空空孔 |
| [01:03.94] | 空白孔白空空孔 |
| [01:06.00] | what does 我们 she |
| [01:07.77] | |
| [01:08.61] | 反了他 |
| [01:10.42] | C~N~M |
| [01:12.38] | 吃饭去 |
| [01:13.91] | 插骚夫人 |
| [01:16.90] | 挨个biu |
| [01:17.98] | 斯大林 |
| [01:20.31] | 妨碍咱的渣渣 |
| [01:23.23] | duang~~ |
| [01:24.85] | duang~~ |
| [01:26.55] | duang~~ |
| [01:30.47] | 导演跟我讲 |
| [01:32.80] | 拍完加特技 |
| [01:33.92] | duang~~ |
| [01:35.67] | 好消息 好消息 |
| [01:36.57] | 梁非凡 又 降 价 啦 |
| [01:38.33] | 像素高 屏幕大 电量足 跑马灯 |
| [01:42.99] | 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 |
| [01:44.17] | 我当时我就说了一句 |
| [01:45.26] | 我是大光头 |
| [01:47.40] | 光光光光光头 |
| [01:49.00] | 光光光光光头 |
| [01:50.65] | what does 全蛋 say |
| [01:52.40] | |
| [01:52.61] | 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 |
| [01:54.55] | 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 |
| [01:56.53] | 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 |
| [01:58.46] | what does hello say |
| [02:00.17] | 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 |
| [02:01.98] | 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 |
| [02:03.80] | 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 |
| [02:06.22] | what does 逸峰 say |
| [02:07.74] | 玛多玛多玛多 龟 |
| [02:09.58] | 玛多玛多玛多 龟 |
| [02:11.42] | 玛多玛多玛多 龟 |
| [02:13.97] | what does 中医 di |
| [02:15.28] | 空白孔白空空孔 |
| [02:17.10] | 空白孔白空空孔 |
| [02:18.92] | 空白孔白空空孔 |
| [02:20.84] | what does 我们 she |
| [02:22.65] | |
| [02:27.15] | what does 太祖 hao |
| [02:28.52] | 旺旺旺旺旺旺旺 |
| [02:30.40] | 旺旺旺旺旺旺旺 |
| [02:32.25] | 旺旺旺旺旺旺旺 |
| [02:34.41] | (你这JB敢骂我老公是狗)哔—— |
| [02:37.32] | 啊—— |
| [02:40.40] | |
| [02:41.44] | 王司徒!王司徒!王司徒!王司徒!王司徒! |
| [02:49.49] | 王司徒!王司徒!王司徒! |
| [02:52.52] | |
| [02:54.23] | (完) |
| [00:07.80] | zhu ge liang gu zuo ci tai |
| [00:10.45] | chuan wo jiang ling |
| [00:12.15] | bing tui bei shan |
| [00:14.25] | he gu tui bing |
| [00:16.50] | you mai fu |
| [00:17.89] | you sha ji |
| [00:20.45] | che che che che che che che |
| [00:23.41] | zhu ge liang xia lai zhan shu |
| [00:25.69] | yue wo deng ming ri jue zhan |
| [00:27.90] | ru he dui di |
| [00:29.12] | ha ha ha ha ha |
| [00:31.38] | da hui ji |
| [00:32.71] | bi lu guan |
| [00:33.84] | ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
| [00:35.77] | |
| [00:36.21] | what does hello say |
| [00:37.76] | ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
| [00:39.73] | ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
| [00:41.42] | ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
| [00:43.51] | what does hello say |
| [00:45.22] | ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
| [00:47.10] | ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
| [00:49.38] | ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
| [00:51.14] | what does yi feng say |
| [00:52.71] | ma duo ma duo ma duo gui |
| [00:54.57] | ma duo ma duo ma duo gui |
| [00:56.43] | ma duo ma duo ma duo gui |
| [00:58.68] | what does zhong yi say |
| [01:00.27] | kong bai kong bai kong kong kong |
| [01:02.90] | kong bai kong bai kong kong kong |
| [01:03.94] | kong bai kong bai kong kong kong |
| [01:06.00] | what does wo men she |
| [01:07.77] | |
| [01:08.61] | fan le ta |
| [01:10.42] | C N M |
| [01:12.38] | chi fan qu |
| [01:13.91] | cha sao fu ren |
| [01:16.90] | ai ge biu |
| [01:17.98] | si da lin |
| [01:20.31] | fang ai zan de zha zha |
| [01:23.23] | duang |
| [01:24.85] | duang |
| [01:26.55] | duang |
| [01:30.47] | dao yan gen wo jiang |
| [01:32.80] | pai wan jia te ji |
| [01:33.92] | duang |
| [01:35.67] | hao xiao xi hao xiao xi |
| [01:36.57] | liang fei fan you jiang jia la |
| [01:38.33] | xiang su gao ping mu da dian liang zu pao ma deng |
| [01:42.99] | ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
| [01:44.17] | wo dang shi wo jiu shuo le yi ju |
| [01:45.26] | wo shi da guang tou |
| [01:47.40] | guang guang guang guang guang tou |
| [01:49.00] | guang guang guang guang guang tou |
| [01:50.65] | what does quan dan say |
| [01:52.40] | |
| [01:52.61] | ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
| [01:54.55] | ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
| [01:56.53] | ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
| [01:58.46] | what does hello say |
| [02:00.17] | ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
| [02:01.98] | ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
| [02:03.80] | ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
| [02:06.22] | what does yi feng say |
| [02:07.74] | ma duo ma duo ma duo gui |
| [02:09.58] | ma duo ma duo ma duo gui |
| [02:11.42] | ma duo ma duo ma duo gui |
| [02:13.97] | what does zhong yi di |
| [02:15.28] | kong bai kong bai kong kong kong |
| [02:17.10] | kong bai kong bai kong kong kong |
| [02:18.92] | kong bai kong bai kong kong kong |
| [02:20.84] | what does wo men she |
| [02:22.65] | |
| [02:27.15] | what does tai zu hao |
| [02:28.52] | wang wang wang wang wang wang wang |
| [02:30.40] | wang wang wang wang wang wang wang |
| [02:32.25] | wang wang wang wang wang wang wang |
| [02:34.41] | ni zhe JB gan ma wo lao gong shi gou bi |
| [02:37.32] | a |
| [02:40.40] | |
| [02:41.44] | wang si tu! wang si tu! wang si tu! wang si tu! wang si tu! |
| [02:49.49] | wang si tu! wang si tu! wang si tu! |
| [02:52.52] | |
| [02:54.23] | wan |
| [00:07.80] | zhū gě liàng gù zuò cǐ tài |
| [00:10.45] | chuán wǒ jiàng lìng |
| [00:12.15] | bīng tuì běi shān |
| [00:14.25] | hé gù tuì bīng |
| [00:16.50] | yǒu mái fú |
| [00:17.89] | yǒu shā jī |
| [00:20.45] | chě chě chě chě chě chě chě |
| [00:23.41] | zhū gě liàng xià lái zhàn shù |
| [00:25.69] | yuē wǒ děng míng rì jué zhàn |
| [00:27.90] | rú hé duì dí |
| [00:29.12] | hā hā hā hā hā |
| [00:31.38] | dǎ huī jī |
| [00:32.71] | bǐ lū guǎn |
| [00:33.84] | hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā |
| [00:35.77] | |
| [00:36.21] | what does hello say |
| [00:37.76] | hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā |
| [00:39.73] | hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā |
| [00:41.42] | hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā |
| [00:43.51] | what does hello say |
| [00:45.22] | hā hā hā hā hā hā hā |
| [00:47.10] | hā hā hā hā hā hā hā |
| [00:49.38] | hā hā hā hā hā hā hā |
| [00:51.14] | what does yì fēng say |
| [00:52.71] | mǎ duō mǎ duō mǎ duō guī |
| [00:54.57] | mǎ duō mǎ duō mǎ duō guī |
| [00:56.43] | mǎ duō mǎ duō mǎ duō guī |
| [00:58.68] | what does zhōng yī say |
| [01:00.27] | kòng bái kǒng bái kōng kōng kǒng |
| [01:02.90] | kòng bái kǒng bái kōng kōng kǒng |
| [01:03.94] | kòng bái kǒng bái kōng kōng kǒng |
| [01:06.00] | what does wǒ men she |
| [01:07.77] | |
| [01:08.61] | fǎn le tā |
| [01:10.42] | C N M |
| [01:12.38] | chī fàn qù |
| [01:13.91] | chā sāo fū rén |
| [01:16.90] | āi gè biu |
| [01:17.98] | sī dà lín |
| [01:20.31] | fáng ài zán de zhā zhā |
| [01:23.23] | duang |
| [01:24.85] | duang |
| [01:26.55] | duang |
| [01:30.47] | dǎo yǎn gēn wǒ jiǎng |
| [01:32.80] | pāi wán jiā tè jì |
| [01:33.92] | duang |
| [01:35.67] | hǎo xiāo xī hǎo xiāo xī |
| [01:36.57] | liáng fēi fán yòu jiàng jià la |
| [01:38.33] | xiàng sù gāo píng mù dà diàn liàng zú pǎo mǎ dēng |
| [01:42.99] | hā hā hā hā hā hā hā |
| [01:44.17] | wǒ dāng shí wǒ jiù shuō le yī jù |
| [01:45.26] | wǒ shì dà guāng tóu |
| [01:47.40] | guāng guāng guāng guāng guāng tóu |
| [01:49.00] | guāng guāng guāng guāng guāng tóu |
| [01:50.65] | what does quán dàn say |
| [01:52.40] | |
| [01:52.61] | hā hā hā hā hā hā hā |
| [01:54.55] | hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā |
| [01:56.53] | hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā |
| [01:58.46] | what does hello say |
| [02:00.17] | hā hā hā hā hā hā hā |
| [02:01.98] | hā hā hā hā hā hā hā |
| [02:03.80] | hā hā hā hā hā hā hā |
| [02:06.22] | what does yì fēng say |
| [02:07.74] | mǎ duō mǎ duō mǎ duō guī |
| [02:09.58] | mǎ duō mǎ duō mǎ duō guī |
| [02:11.42] | mǎ duō mǎ duō mǎ duō guī |
| [02:13.97] | what does zhōng yī di |
| [02:15.28] | kòng bái kǒng bái kōng kōng kǒng |
| [02:17.10] | kòng bái kǒng bái kōng kōng kǒng |
| [02:18.92] | kòng bái kǒng bái kōng kōng kǒng |
| [02:20.84] | what does wǒ men she |
| [02:22.65] | |
| [02:27.15] | what does tài zǔ hao |
| [02:28.52] | wàng wàng wàng wàng wàng wàng wàng |
| [02:30.40] | wàng wàng wàng wàng wàng wàng wàng |
| [02:32.25] | wàng wàng wàng wàng wàng wàng wàng |
| [02:34.41] | nǐ zhè JB gǎn mà wǒ lǎo gōng shì gǒu bì |
| [02:37.32] | a |
| [02:40.40] | |
| [02:41.44] | wáng sī tú! wáng sī tú! wáng sī tú! wáng sī tú! wáng sī tú! |
| [02:49.49] | wáng sī tú! wáng sī tú! wáng sī tú! |
| [02:52.52] | |
| [02:54.23] | wán |