| Bridal show | |
| Restless day here | |
| Steal a glance | |
| He wouldn't dare | |
| Ted and Joe | |
| Are getting married | |
| And everyone should be there | |
| But no simple celebration | |
| Oooh | |
| Ted's mother cries and cries | |
| They're in white | |
| I bet they'll kiss without closing their eyes | |
| Vows exchange | |
| With a blessing | |
| A little cake | |
| A piece of paper | |
| Another day | |
| They'll be parted | |
| And everyone knows it's there | |
| The whole damn congregation sings | |
| Oooh | |
| It's the only way to say goodbye | |
| Joe's shaking with pride | |
| I'd have to guess there'll be no honeymoon | |
| Ted and Joe are getting married | |
| Oooh | |
| It's the only way to say goodbye | |
| Joe's shaking with pride | |
| Take me with you when you go | |
| I bet they'll kiss without closing their eyes |