Beard

Song Beard
Artist Alaska Thunderfuck
Album Anus

Lyrics

[00:15.80] Oh it started long ago
[00:19.6] With Jesus and the pharisees
[00:24.47] Straw will spin itself to gold
[00:27.14] Foretold in all the prophecies
[00:32.13] You can't stop this oh oh
[00:36.70] Try to top this oh oh
[00:40.35] The beard will come to be revered
[00:43.38] And feared throughout the galaxy
[00:48.19] A symbol of age and wisdom
[00:50.99] The beard has long been dominated by the male of the species
[00:54.62] But we welcome a new age
[00:56.50] Wherein this power can be wielded by the masculine or the feminine
[01:00.29] Man or woman or
[01:04.45] Beard
[01:07.50] Feel the beard
[01:11.58] The power of the beard
[01:16.06] Glory to the beard beard beard
[01:20.26] Blessed be the
[01:29.10] Oh it's taking all control
[01:31.63] This feeling's got a hold on me
[01:36.57] So why this freedom in my mind
[01:39.44] This all consuming ecstasy
[01:44.46] Come and take me oh oh
[01:49.8] Scratch and scrape me oh oh
[01:52.90] The beard may it never be sheared
[01:55.93] Possess me for eternity
[02:00.84] Now is the moment we come together as one
[02:04.13] Once fragmented we stand united
[02:06.85] From the soil of our fears to the fruits of our enlightenment
[02:10.29] Through our darkest oppression we find our ultimate liberation
[02:14.69] Long live the
[02:16.90] Beard
[02:20.98] Feel the beard
[02:24.24] The power of the beard
[02:28.55] Glory to the beard beard beard
[02:33.01] Blessed be the
[02:34.30] Beard beard beard beard beard